The next morning, Cody woke up to the roar of an engine.
"AGH!" Cody stumbled out of his makeshift bed. His area had now been destroyed, which peeved Cody. After navigating through the wreckage, he made his way to the source of the noise that woke him up. He saw a huge plane flying near them. It eventually landed, as the other two contestants walked up to it.
It was around half the size of the Total Drama Jumbo Jet. Much narrower, with the wingspan shortening a lot. Most noticeably though, the entire plane was dirty and scratched up.
"Uh, Chris?" Cody asked.
"What?" Chris asked back.
"Why does the plane look so… sucky?"
"What do you… OH MY GOD!" Chris yelled, running up to the plane.
"What's wrong?" the pilot asked, stepping out of the plane, as the co-pilot was showing Chef what to do.
"Alright, this button extends the landing gear." the co-pilot explained. Chef nodded along.
"Cool, so how do I- what was that?" Chef asked, turning around.
"What?"
"I felt something move past us." Chef said with a shudder.
"What are you talking about?"
"Nothing. So…"
Outside the plane, Chris was showing some concern.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHAT'? LOOK AT IT!" Chris screamed.
"What about it?"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, PETE! LOOK AT IT! IT'S SO SMALL! Wait a minute." Chris yelled, before dashing inside. They waited about 2 minutes, before Chris burst out of the plane, looking like he was having a nervous breakdown.
"What is wrong with you, Chris?" Pete asked concernedly.
"I-Th-THERE'S NO AREA THAT LOOKS LIKE MINE!"
"What's wrong with him?" Pete asked the teens.
"T-There's only a cockpit and first class!"
"So?"
"WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP!"
"In first class." Pete explained.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Chris shrieked, falling to his knees. He started tugging at his hair as his eyes watered up.
"Is he always like this?" Pete once again asked the contestants.
"Oh yeah. Dude's a wimp." Duncan said, jabbing a finger at the host, now in a fetal position. He was also hyperventilating, which caused him to pass out.
Pete rolled his eyes. "Well, I'm outta here. Tell him that if he breaks this one, no more. He'll have to pay for it with his own money."
"How are you going to leave?"
"Oh… crap." Pete looked around for a second, before running off, along with the co-pilot, never to be seen again.
"Huh. Well, Chris?" Cody asked. He turned, and Chris was still passed out. "Hellooo?"
"Ugh, why are you so WEAK! Just wake him up!" Duncan yelled at the geek. Duncan stomped over to the unconscious host and kicked him in the stomach. The host stirred, but apparently that wasn't enough for Duncan. The punk kicked him again, and this time Chris had to hold his stomach.
"Dude, stop!"
"THEN GET UP!"
"Sheesh, what's the rush?" Chris asked, standing up. He brushed himself up, and adjusted his 'hair', but it was really a wig.
"The faster I get rid of the geek and Mr. Handsome over here, the better.
"But then there's less drama." Chris whined.
"I don't give a s*** about your ratings, McLean." Duncan said with a fierce glare.
"Jeez dude. Anyways, you three, get in the *sniff* plane." Chris instructed.
The three teens, plus Chris, stepped onto the plane. When they got in there, they were amazed.
"Woah! Chris, what were you complaining about? Look at these chairs! They're better than the original first class'!" Cody looked around wide-eyed. He darted around the room, looking at everything. The bar, the amount of space, the food. It was extravagant.
Duncan simply plopped himself on a chair as a female waiter offered him a smoothie. He put one arm behind his head as he took a sip of it. He exhaled and closed his eyes in relaxation.
"Yeah, for once I agree with you, geek. You're insane dude." he said, pointing at Chris.
"Are you insane!? Where's the hot tub? The tanning bed? Where's the personal shower?" Chris asked.
"Dude, last time there wasn't even a shower." the punk pointed out.
"Huh. Really? Guess I forgot."
"Well, I'm going to take a shower. For the first time in a month!" Cody cheered, walking away.
Alejandro grinned devilishly as he dragged Duncan away into the corner away from the where the bathroom was.
"Hey! Watch it, bro! I was drinking my smoothie." Duncan said, taking another slurp.
"I have a proposition for you."
"And that is?" Duncan said, tapping his foot.
"Don't be impatient, amigo. I would like to make an alliance."
"Dear lord. Why?"
"We need to get rid of Cody!"
"Once again, I ask, why? He's weak."
"But he's becoming stronger!"
"No, he's not." Duncan walked away, as Alejandro growled.
"Please!" Duncan turned around.
"And why would I do that? I have everything to gain from you going, and everything to lose with Cody going."
Alejandro looked baffled as that was the exact thing Cody had said to him the night before.
"H-how is that?"
"If there's an intellectual challenge, you can beat me. Physical? You would be harder than Cody. Much harder."
"UGH! WHY DON'T PEOPLE JUST ACCEPT MY OFFERS! " Alejandro yelled, steam coming from his ears. After a second, he calmed down. "Listen, remember what he's done to you."
"What do you mean?"
"Just… here." Alejandro said, putting a picture in Duncan's hands. The punk looked down in confusion, until he saw what it was of. It was Cody kissing Courtney. Duncan looked up in fury, but the manipulate was gone.
"Chris, are we almost there yet?" Duncan asked Chris, gritting his teeth.
"Eh, almost there." he answered, trying to get comfortable in his chair.
Eventually, they did get there. When they stepped out, they saw absolutely nothing. It was a barren wasteland of dirt as far as the eye could see.
"Welcome, to Drumheller, Alberta." Chris announced, stepping out of the plane ahead of the remaining contestants.
"Is this the 4th or 5th time we've visited Canada?"
"Yeah, isn't this supposed to be a world tour?"
"You suck at planning areas. No India? Russia? Ireland? Not even Brazil?"
"Hey! Canada's amazing! This place is a world heritage site. Drumheller has the wickedest collection of dinosaur bones on the planet! In front of you, is a giant pit with lots of super ancient dino-bones. Grab whatever bones you can find to make your very own life-size dino. I'm calling it, design-osuarus."
The three groaned. "I know, they should pay me just to come up with titles. I'm that good at it. You have two minutes to rifle through the plane's cargo hold to grab whatever you can to help you make your creations. And… go!" he announced, pointing to the plane.
Cody rushed in with no idea what to grab. He rummaged around what little there was. He found some glue, some paper, and a pair of scissors. When he looked down, he noticed that he looked as if he was making a school project. So did Duncan.
"What are you, in fourth grade?"
"Oh yeah? What do you have?"
"A canvas, a paintbrush, and… a portrait of Chris? What is this doing in here?"
"Gotta keep some valuables, right?" Chris said, poking his head in. The two rolled their eyes in unison.
"Are you making a fourth grade art project?" Duncan growled and clenched his fist so hard, it snapped a paintbrush. Cody made an "EEP!" noise and scrambled off. Cody found a shovel and took it for later.
He quickly made his way outside the new plane and saw that Alejandro had already acquired a significant amount of bones, and big ones too! Cody made haste in trying to catch up to the manipulator.
After digging for about 15 minutes, Cody had gotten a fair amount of bones, and they weren't tiny. He did find a lot of small ones, but he kept those separate, only using them if he needed to elongate something.
"Alright, everybody. Now it's time for you to create your dinosaurs!" Cody was quick to start drawing out his dinosaur. Meanwhile, Alejandro slyly walked up to Duncan.
"What?" Duncan asked, arms crossed.
"Just thought I'd remind you of what you're playing for" he answered, sliding the same picture into Courtney's ex's hand.
Duncan looked down again, and then suddenly crumpled up the paper. "Better? Here, I made a few more just in case."
"I could understand Cody. I mean, who wouldn't fall in love with Courtney? But Princess? She loved me! How could she do this to me!"
"I mean, you did cheat on- nope, nevermind. I'm sure you and Courtney will smooth things over. But only after, Cody is eliminated."
Duncan grew a very creepy smile as he hatched his plan. He snuck on his toes over to Cody. He was still too busy planning his dino to notice that his bones had been stolen. After putting the final touches on his drawing, he turned around.
"WHAAA?" he cried out, jerking his head back in forth to find his bones. He eventually spotted them, along with a very smug looking punk. "GRRR! YOU!"
"Hold it. What's going on here?" Chris asked surprisingly sternly.
"HE TOOK MY BONES!"
"Well, I didn't see it happen, so too bad."
"Check the tapes!"
"Eh. Curiosity killed the cat."
"W-what? That doesn't even- AGH! WHY DOES EVERYONE SUCK SO MUCH!"
He stomped back to his small bones and began to make his dinosaur on a much smaller scale than originally planned.
"Time!" Chris called a few minutes later. Cody sighed, carrying his dinosaur over.
"Let's start with Alejandro's." he walked up to a very proud lookin Alejandro.
"Dude, all I see is feet." Alejandro facepalmed. He pointed up, saying nothing.
"Wo-ho-ho!" Chris shouted looking visibly shocked.
"That is the Allosaurus. And yes, that is his real name. " Cody also was shocked, though Dunan only gave a small clap.
"Gonna be tough to beat that out of the gate, huh?"
Speaking of tough, Chris moved onto Duncan's next.
"Alright, you beat Alejandro's."
"WHAT!?" Alejandro and Cody shouted. They looked over at Duncan's, and groaned.
It was a dinosaur that looked fairly normal, bar two things. The first and less noticable of which was a skull carved into it's… skull. The most noticeable however, was the giant Chris face on it.
"I call it the Chris-tatusaurus."
"What is that?"
"It's a dinosaur that lived in Early Cretaceous era. Duncan, how did you know that?" Cody asked, very impressed.
"I only pay attention to the cool stuff in school. Dinosaurs, Mythology, Chemistry." he listed.
"Chemistry?"
"Explosions."
"Oh that makes sense."
"Anyways, the Chris-tatusaurus is talented and all the ladies love him!"
"Just like in real life." the real Chris said, grinning at the camera as he wiggled his eyebrows. The teens scrunched their faces up in disgust.
"Code-ster, what'chu got?"
"Meet the Codiodon" he said, handing it to Chris.
"It's pretty light!"
"They're coprolite fossils."
"Oh, cool! Let's call him the Codyolite!"
"Coprolite translates from ancient Greek." Alejandro said.
"Hmm. What's it translate to?"
"Poop."
"AGH!" Cody and Chris cried out, dropping the dinosaur."
"Oh, Codyolite. We barely knew thee." Cody said.
"It's judgement day!" Chris announced. Duncan stood up proud.
"When will I get my trophy?" Duncan asked.
"Hold on there, buckeroo. I'm not voting. You're voting!"
"Aw shi-"
"Hey! No cussing allowed." Chris scolded.
"Aw Codyolite." Duncan corrected.
"Thank you. Anyways, just step on into the chair to vote for someone's."
"Alrighty then, wait, is this an electric chair?" Cody gulped, as he was being strapped in.
"Yep! So, who do you think should win this challenge?"
"Well, I'd have to give it to Alejandro. I mean, I don't like him, but the replica is amazing!" Cody gushed.
"How do you feel about Courtney?"
"How do I- what? This isn't the Aftermath!"
"Darn. So close. Alejandro, your next."
"Well, I actually choose Cody. I'd rather live with poop than with you, Chris."
"Wow, you didn't have to be so harsh about it."
"Duncan?"
"Me."
Both Alejandro and Cody complained. "You can't choose yourself! That's completely against the rules! Your just mad we didn't like yours."
"Wait, I never said it was against the rules. Once again, Alejandro and Cody voiced their complaints.
"Since it's a tie, I'll vote." For the third time, the two complained.
"Well, obviously Duncan's is the best. And Alejandro's is definitely better than Cody's so… Duncan gets a post-digger, Alejandro, a toy shovel, and Cody gets zilch."
"Ugh. What's our next challenge?" Alejandro asked, growing impatient.
"Since Drumheller has so much oil, our interns have planted fake oil cans around the nearest few miles. First person to find it get's immunity. Go! Also, watch out for flying boulders." the three were about to leave, before and intern came up and whispered in his ear.
"You-WHAT!? WHY!? Alright, change of plans. Our actual oil is out there somewhere. Please find it." the three, much more nervous now, headed off.
Cody headed in the opposite direction of the other two, wanting to get some distance. Though that didn't last long as he immediately ran back after remembering something.
"Aha!" Cody cheered, picking up his shovel from earlier. While the ground was pretty hard, probably would be able to get through eventually. He walked past Alejandro trying to use his 'tools'. He snorted, as Alejandro silently growled.
He wandered for a bit before hearing a whistle. He was confused until he turned around. Everything went black before he opened his eyes. He- he couldn't move! He was stuck under a boulder. He struggled to get out, before hearing footsteps.
"Yes! Hello! Please help!"
"Ah, what a pitiful sight." Alejandro sighed.
"Please Al! You gotta help me, Al!" Alejandro twitched.
Ding ding! "Oh no." Cody moaned.
I left, Bridgette stuck to a pole,
Robbed Leshawna of her fabulous soul,
Made even Heather lose control,
Now I'm gonna leave you, wedged up in a hole
"But I'm not a gir-"
This is how we will end it,
This game we have played!
This is how we will end it,
Your bill must be payed!
Oooooh,
Shouldn't have mocked you for having to dig,
Help me out and I'll be your human drill rig,
You think I'm gonna fall for that?
Ain't a tea party. It's combat!
This is how we will end it,
This game we have played!
This is how we will will end it,
Your bill must be payed!
Oooooh,
I'M WEDGED IN A HOLE,
THIS ISN'T RIGHT!
IF I'M GOING DOWN MAKE A FAIR FIGHT!
It's beneath even you to abandon a foe in a ditch!
Offer me my dignity,
I haven't got a stiiiiiitch.
"Please, Alejandro. We've been competing for a while now. Do you really want to win by leaving someone trapped in a hole. I know you haven't played the most fair game, but this would be a new low. Is this the victory you want?" Cody silently hoped this would work. He sang slower, so it appeared as if it did.
I left, Bridgette stuck to a pole,
Robbed Leshawna of her fabulous soul,
Made even Heather lose control,
But I'm still gonna leave you,
Wedged up in a hole!
This is still how we'll end it!
This game we have played!
This is still how we'll end it,
Your bill still must be paid!
"P-please…"
"Sorry, Cody. But this has to be how we'll end it. And what is this? A free shovel? Thanks a ton! See ya NEVER!" Alejandro cackled running off.
"Well great. That's it. This is the way I'll lose."
"Not yet, mister."
"Y-YOU!?"
Author's Note: Ah, one of my first cliffhangers I believe. Man it feels good. Honestly, I wouldn't have left you on a cliffhanger if I wasn't going to write the next chapter soon. My school is out one more week, so I should be able to write a chapter for both my stories. So, who is the mysterious person with Cody? Will they help him or harm him? And when will the interns stop acting stupid? Find out next time!