19.1 - (Leviticus Wilkes)
[MLP/Gurren Lagann]
The muffins, hot and fresh from the oven, looked delicious. Ditzy smiled and gently took one between her hooves, and brought it to her mouth.
"Waitwaiteaitwaitwait!" The muffin shouted. Derpy blinked and stared at the muffin.
"Oh... My... Cylinders! I BAKED A TALKING MUFFIN!"
The muffin, perhaps thrown by the use of cylinders, shook its body in an approximation of a shaken head. "Neigh young ma'am, you have not baked a talking muffin. You have baked the brilliant, the beautiful, the dazzling, the one-of-a-kind! You have baked... THE KAMINA MUFFIN!"
In the background, an Explosion wrecked Twilight's library, proceeded to climb out of the library, and argue with Discord over who had hit whom while driving.
The muffin turned magnanimously. "Kamina cake, if you prefer."
A second, smaller Explosion proceeded to wreck the town hall, exit the building, and argue with Discord and the Explosion over why their hot-tub and library tree were out in the middle of the road.
Bright Eyes squeezed her cheeks together and squealed.
19.2 - (DrTempo)
[Kill la Kill/DBZ]
Ryuko Awoke, and noticed she was looking at the future version of Trunks. After looking around, she spoke, "A Xenoverse Variant, huh? Means I get to train with a lot of legendary fighters, save the timeline...This'll be interesting."
Trunks blinked. "You've heard of this Variant?"
Ryuko nodded. "Yep. Krillin Looped in recently and told me about this new Variant. Let's do this, we have a timeline to save."
Trunks chuckled. "That's true."
Ryuko cracked her knuckles. 'Maybe I'll get a challenge this time.'
Several fights later...
"OH COME ON!" As Ryuko got sent flying, she cursed her luck at getting hit by Captain Ginyu's special ability. She'd get him back for that...
19.3 - (Tabac Iberez)
[Girls und Panzer]
Looking at the garage, Miho frowned quietly. There were tanks there when there shouldn't be. Flicking on the lights, she groaned. Large, boxy hulls that had a close resemblance to either a Mk. V or ARL 38? Check. Hull-mounted gun? Check. Retarded sponsons? Check. Massive turret mounted cannon? Check.
Somehow, her Tankery team had ended up with five Leman Russ MBTs. Grabbing the Tankery Rulebook, Miho rolled her eyes widely. And for this Loop, these were completely legal. Hooray. Closer inspection revealed one Vanquisher mod, one Demolisher, and one Destroyer. Cracking her fingers, Miho grabbed the "Imperial Guardsman's Armored Fighting Vehicle Guide" crate out of her Pocket, a crate of Sisters of Battle uniforms, and her best helm. Time to teach the girls the true meaning of Bigass Tanks.
Looking over the Black Forest Peak roster, Miho cursed modified Baneblades, five Macharius, five Malcador, two Leman Russ, one Land Raider, one Maus, and one "Unknown Vehicle". This was going to be a hell of a match to pull a victory from. Thankfully, Miho had dredged up a Land Raider, a Sicaran, and a Vindicator. Plus a couple dozen multimeltas, sets of power armor, and Miho happened to have a Revitalization Chamber in her Pocket.
Good thing anti-tank infantry were legal under the tournament's Combined Arms rules.
19.4 - (Xomniac)
[Assassination Classroom/MLP]
"PRINCESS TWILIGHT!"
Twilight Sparkle jumped in shock when the doors to the Fortress of Friendship's throne-room were blasted off their hinges and something or someone slammed into the ground in front of her throne, kicking up a cloud of dust.
When the dust dissipated, there was a figure kneeling before her, head touching the ground.
A tentacled person.
"Koro-!" Twilight hastily caught herself. "Er, I mean, Professor Te-?"
"This isn't the time for to quibble over names, Twilight!" Korosensei blubbered miserably, crawling on his tentacle-knees before her. "I need your help! Please, I'm begging you! I swear on my honor as an educator, I won't ever destroy Equestria again for any reason, just please please please help me!"
Twilight stared at the super-terrestrial in shock, trying to connect the pleading character before her with the hitherto unbeaten Anchor she'd known until now. "I... it depends... what exactly do you need?"
Korosensei's head snapped up immediately, tears and snot streaming down his quivering face. "My Baseline got an extension! I need you to wipe my memory of it! Now and for as many future Loops as you can! I can't know what's in my future beyond that point!"
Twilight blinked in shock. "Korosensei, I realize that Baseline can be rough at times, but-!"
"NO YOU DON'T!" Korosensei suddenly roared, his skin flashing pitch black before he fell into tears again. "The information I have is incomplete! And because I have it, my outlook on my class has changed drastically! I can't teach them anymore!"
The purple pony frowned at the miserable teacher. "I... I don't know what's so shocking, but... regardless of your actions, you're still a great teacher. I'm sure that whatever the issue is, you can-"
"You don't understaaaand..." Korosensei moaned pitifully. "I literally can't teach Class 3-E anymore! I haven't been able to for the past two dozen Loops!"
"Huh?"
Korosensei looked away miserably. "The... information is pertinent to one of my students. And because of it, no matter how much I try not to, no matter how I try to hide it... I look at that person differently. And even if it's just a minute shift, that person picks up on it and then..." He buried his face in his tentacles as he sobbed. "AND THEN I CAN'T TEACH MY BELOVED STUDENTS ANYMO-O-ORE!"
Twilight watched the sobbing being for a moment before standing up and slowly patting him on the back. "There there... But... why are you asking me?"
Korosensei sniffled miserably before giving Twilight a sad look. "This is the first Fused Loop with a magic user I've had since the extension... I'd ask Mister Potter if I could, but... well, you're the next best option. Please... if there has ever been a time to demonstrate the truth in your claims that Equestria is a sanctuary... this is the time to show it."
Twilight pursed her lips hesitantly for a moment before nodding. "Alright. I'll... see what I can do." Her horn started to light up. "I'll need your permission to enter your mind and I need to know what I'm blocking."
Korosensei sniffed and wiped his face with his tentacles. "T-thank you... You have my permission. And... you'll know it when you see it."
Twilight nodded definitively.
Her horn flashed purple, and the tentacled teacher's world became a blissful blank.
19.5 - (Harry Leferts)
[Evangelion/Land Before Time]
Littlefoot was wiping out a glass before he turned to Ducky who had been staring at something. "And what did we learn?"
Shuffling a little, Ducky blushed a bit. "Um... to be really careful about what I mix into a smoothie and to make sure that if I am adding honey that it is really honey..." She glanced to the side again and nodded. "Yup! Yup! Yup!"
That caused Littlefoot to chuckle some and pat her on the head. "Exactly." It was then that Owen walked in and sat down. "So, Owen, what can I do you for today?"
Frowning, Owen glanced up at the menu and frowned some. "I'll have the..." Having seen something out of the corner of his eye, Owen blinked and then turned. For several moments he was silent as he stared at the sight before him and then looked at Littlefoot. "Um... just one question but... how...?"
As he put the glass into a rack, Littlefoot grinned a little. "Ducky mixed up the honey that she was adding to Gendo's drink. Instead, she added Invid Flower of Life nectar. It has some... effects, especially with what else was in his smoothie, let's just say."
With a disbelieving stare, Owen glanced at Ducky who gave him a sheepish grin before he turned back to where Gendo was and blinked.
More than a minute passed as he looked at the flying high as a kite Gendo. Part of Owen did wonder where the colors came from as well as the sparkles, though he remembered that weird guys who wore green leotards and decided not to ask. "Right..."
He did scoot a bit further though at the strange music...
19.6 - (kingofsouls)
[Kill la Kill]
Ryoko knew that the Loops tended to sometimes go off the deep end. This one was high up there on the weirdness level.
Descending from her tower to the battlefield for the Naturals Selection with her army of identical One-Star musicians came Nonon, the group marching in tune with their choice of music that was most certainly not Classical music.
At all.
Senketsu looked up at Ryuko the best that a one-eyed sentient sailor uniform could, and asked. "Ryuko?"
"Yeah Senketsu?"
"Why is Nonon playing a song about bringing milkshakes to someone's yard?"
"I dunno." grumbled his best friend. "Guess Nonon branched out into other kinds of music this Loop."
Ryuko silently hoped that Nonon wasn't Awake and this wasn't some harebrained prank.
19.7 - (KevinConvoy)
[Code Geass/Madoka Magica]
"Lelouch!" Rivalz yelled. "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to check if anyone down there is hurt," Lelouch replied. Now, he knew rather well that he was not the most effective person at physical activities, but even he could manage something this simple. He was on top of the vehicle in a matter of moments, knocked on the ceiling and yelled: "Hey, you alright in there?"
'Finally. I've found you...'
What the...that was weird hearing a voice inside his head, too weird to be true, he had to be over-thinking what his senses were picking up. Focus Lelouch.
There was a woman in there, probably hurt by the crash, so he crawled inside the vehicle to administer whatever help he could. It depended on what he found when he got in. Which is when the vehicle's driver made clear their intention to be absolutely anywhere but right where they are right now. At the very least they probably weren't hurt, but he should probably let them know he was in there so they could let him out. His hand fell upon a bizarre looking pod, the sort of thing one imagines finding in a crashed alien spaceship. Lelouch wouldn't have thought anything of it, but that brief contact sent a chill through his body. This wasn't some mere container. It wasn't a capsule. It was something different. There was something inside there, calling to him. It was as if he was standing in front of his destiny, and all he had to do was reach out and-
Lelouch Awoke to gunfire shaking him free of this distraction. Bullets flying through the air as thick as rain, all aimed at this humble little truck. This rather shattered his plan of introducing himself; His survival chances would plummet straight to nothing! The same was true with other options, which could end with a broken neck or a bullet-riddled corpse. Perhaps even both?
*Sigh*, I just have to do it the Baseline way. Oh, he had done things differently many many times in the past, but false gods above, C.C. always seemed to make him pay for it. Nope, his Witch needed her Black Knight to rescue her. Troublesome.
No, the best thing to do was sit in the darkness and pray not to be noticed. Stay silent. Stay still. Watch for an opportunity, be patient, and then move to his Witch. It was his only chance to survive, to thrive. Besides, while not in the best of shape right now, what little Qi he could focus with his currently weak form should suffice.
Elsewhere
He was sitting alone in the dark corner of the room during the mission briefing. This was how it had been since he joined up. The other volunteers would laugh and crack jokes behind his back. You know the kind. That special kind of "behind your back" where they intend for you to hear every single word in context, with the meaning as transparent as glass. Aimed at him simply because of who his father was. His name was Suzaku Kururugi and he was performing a different kind of mission than what people might expect: infiltration. He would enter the system changing it from within; not for the worse, or to weaken it then bring it down. No, he would rise up for the better increasing his ranks based on his own skill and ability, then prove to those at the top that even if - supposedly - men were not created equal that didn't mean a Britannian was always better than a Japanese. So for the time being, he listened to the briefing while surrounded by other Honorary Britannians.
What he heard made his heart ache.
"Obviously, we have no way of knowing what the terrorists intend to do with the poison gas," they were told. "There are far too many targets throughout the country to count. If they're able to escape with the gas, it's impossible to calculate how many will be killed. If we don't retrieve it today, their blood will be on our hands as surely as it is on theirs." Killers. That's all they were. Couldn't they see? Couldn't they understand? Terrorism was not the answer. All it would do was give those they most hated the reason or excuse they needed. And in the process, innocent people died.
They arrived in the Shinjuku area shortly after he collected his thoughts. The briefing had been held in a special transport designed for the purpose of getting soldiers into a developing situation with full awareness and mission details. For example, the transport was last seen in this approximate area, but it was not currently known exactly where.
"Private Kururugi," his commanding officer said. "I want you to scout ahead. We'll come after you in about five minutes. Get moving."
"Yes sir," he said, an automatic reflex after the grueling training. It didn't take him long to find the transport.
It had crashed. Very nasty. A stray piece of masonry had landed on the driver's side. If someone was still in there, they were crushed; either dead or dying. A shame, now they would never stand trial for what they had done. 'Wait...' there was a survivor. He was wearing dark clothes that complimented his hair. He was tall, but skinny and reaching up towards the container filled with gas.
It was strange, but Suzaku felt an eerie sensation, as though he was almost looking upon something that should not be in this world. An unnatural entity kept from his sight by a simple metallic container, "That's enough mindless murder!" he yelled, startling the terrorist.
"Wait, I'm not one of-" Suzaku had heard and seen enough. He moved through the air in much the same manner that a salmon swam through a stream. The terrorist made a futile reflexive attempt at protecting themselves from the impact, but their reaction time wasn't even a tenth of his. Pinning him to the ground was child's play.
"Planning to use poison gas? Don't play dumb with me!" It was startling how young this person was. So filled with hate and rage, so young. It showed in his eyes, again and again with all the destruction he would bring. Damn you Zero...'Wait, what.?'
"My god. Lelouch? Is that you?"
'Dammit, how can I still lose to him physically after all these lifetimes?' Curse his currently weak body.
'Guess it's time for more training from Xingke once I can calm him down.'
"Depends...You look like a man that just..'Woke Up'" the teen under him replies, "You might want to get up, please."
Part of Suzaku expected to see hatred. Raw hate. A fury that was being kept cold, only so that it could be warmed at a moment's notice. A young boy that hated the nation he was born in and all they represented. However, that young boy that had grown up. Replaced by this young man. Too bad it took them both losing their lives hundreds of times to get here.
Well, Suzaku mused, this was an ideal time for a former Prince to create a terrorist faction devoted to kicking his family's Empire out of a country. It had a sick irony to it. If Britannia would permit Honorary Britannians into the military, then surely a so-called resistance group would allow disgruntled Britannians among their ranks as well. 'What to do now' he wondered...
"Suzaku" Lelouch said, of course, it was almost always Suzaku that found him. "You're a Britannian soldier, again. Really man, let me up! If C.C. sees us like this...the Yaoi will never cease!"
Then something terrible happened. It wasn't Yaoi, however, much to the regret that shot through C.C.'s mind later. Instead, they would later refer to it like an event from a nightmare. You only see the horror out of the corner of your eye, at least at first, but then it grows and grows until it has your entire attention. At that moment, that terrible moment that you can't ignore it you begin to realize the true nature of what you're perceiving. The implications. The after effects. The cost.
The capsule was opening.
The capsule filled with deadly poison gas was opening almost of its own accord; like the very maw of hell itself. It was quite telling what Suzaku did next. As usual, he had a gas mask; issued to the soldiers in case the capsule did happen to open. Some in Britannia may not like the Honorary Britannians but even the staunchest Purist would find it a little silly and impractical to send them into a situation like this without at least a gas mask. It would've been a trivial matter to slap it on his own face, return to his CO and report that the terrorists had opened the capsule rather than be captured. But no. Instead, he tackled Lelouch to the ground and slapped it on his friend's face, knowing that he would now face an agonizing death. He had experienced first hand a dozen lifetimes when that capsule actually had had gas it and not an eternally young woman. What's even more telling of Suzaku's mentality was that it didn't matter that he knew Lelouch personally. He would have done the same thing for anyone.
However, death didn't come. That white billowing cloud held no immediately apparent noxious qualities and there was far too little of it to be held within that container. "Oh thank goodness, it seems to be another Baseline," Suzaku mutters.
Lelouch couldn't help but nod in agreement. More to the point, now that he could see within, it was possible for both boys to behold a young girl with green hair, dressed in a straightjacket. She looked at them with eyes full of hope and life. So alive. More alive than living, he always thought. The woman that made him come alive again. His Witch.
A few seconds after that, Suzaku saw that there was something else in the container next to her. A small, rabbit-ish creature Suzaku would later describe, but with almost no real facial feature, and odd pink markings on it. In hindsight, if he knew all the damage to the world that was to come, he would have gladly let the soldiers kill him and his best friend, right there on the spot.
-x-x-x-x-
"Hello, Nunnally, would you like to see your brother again, I can make your greatest desires a reality. All you have to do is wish for it!
It comes at but a small price.
Make a contract with me and become a puella magi!"
-x-x-x-x-
"Hello, Euphemia, would you like to become a magical girl and save all these hostages, all you would need to do is make a contract with me."
-x-x-x-x-
"Hello, Nina...
19.8 - (Me)
[Attack on Titan]
It was a relatively peaceful day for the residents of the Titan Loops. At the moment most of the Loopers were Awake and hanging out in the Carla. Jean, Mikasa, Armin and Marco were playing a round of poker, the large pile of random souvenirs growing with each hand. In the corner Sasha and Connie were experimenting with their Conduit abilities, testing whether Sasha could use Connie's steam to bake her potatoes while still on the vine. Behind the bar Carla and Hannes were discussing various drinks they had made in the past dozen Loops, while Hanji and Eren were seated at the counter arguing over a diagram of the Hell Titan's biology. Seated in the background watching over their friends, Ymir and Historia were relaxing on the couch; Historia resting her head against Ymir's shoulder. The only person missing was Levi, who hadn't Awoken yet.
With a loud slam as the door was knocked open by a cloud of bats, that was quickly rectified. The bats soon coalesced into the familiar leader of the Special Operations Squad, who appeared more haggard than normal. Without a word to the others who were looking at him curiously he immediately headed for the bar. "Brain Bleach."
Long practice had Hannes passing the drink over even before Levi had finished asking, however, rather than drain the drink immediately he instead turned to Hanji. "Titan Blood."
Hanji's eyes widened in surprise. "What happened to you?"
"Titan. Blood."
Scowling Hanji pulled out a transfusion pack of the requested liquid but held it out of Levi's reach with a look.
Levi grimaced but gave in. "I Looped in as the Crimson Fucker."
Even Mikasa winced at that. Their Loop was bad, but Abridged Variants were the stuff nightmares were made of. The Hellsing Loops was insane enough on its own, Abridged Alucard was just plain freaky. Wordlessly Hanji passed the blood over to Levi who nodded thanks. "If anyone needs me this Loop, too bad."
He then drained the packet in one go before chasing it with the glass of Brain Bleach. The rest of the Loop passed quite pleasantly.
19.9 - (Me)
[Cowboy Bebop/RWBY]
Yang was having an... interesting Loop so far. She had Woken in handcuffs being led by a couple of goons through a casino. Of course, that didn't last long. Dust, even Junior put up a better fight. That had led to an interesting encounter with the local Anchor, Spike Spiegel.
"So what exactly was the point of all this?" Yang shouted over the sound of gunfire, casually deflecting the bullets before using Ember Celica to return fire.
"The chip they're after has some kind of decryption program on it. I wanted to try and get Ed to reverse engineer it." Spike shouted back from behind an overturned card table as he fired a Caster Shell from his modified Jericho 941.
"Ed?" Yang asked after the resulting explosion died down.
"One of the other crew members. We usually meet up later, but since she's Awake I ended up dragging Jet to Earth to pick her up early this time."
"So the person I'm Replacing is your other crew member? Any idea why my Loop Memories aren't kicking in?"
Spike sighed and lit a cigarette. "Yeah. Faye got hurt when she was younger and went into Cryosleep. She ended up with Retrograde Amnesia. She gets better near the end of the Baseline."
Yang considered this. She had no idea where she was, who she was or what was going on this Loop. Spike was the only person with a clue. Walking over to the Anchor she threw an arm around his shoulder.
"Looks like it's your lucky day then. I'm coming with you."
Pulling the cigarette out of his grip she flicked it away. "Those things are bad for your health you know. Don't worry, I'll help you quit."
Spike grunted. "Kids, animals, and women with attitudes. Every damn Loop."
-x-x-x-x-
The Bebop may not have been the most attractive ship in the galaxy but it was more than capable of doing its job. Which was more than could be said for its occupants most of the time. Said occupants were lounging in the living area when she and Spike entered the ship. Sitting on the couch watching a television show involving cowboys or something was a large balding man with a robotic arm while laying upside down on the table was an androgynous red-haired girl wearing an overly large white shirt and spandex shorts.
Narrowing her eyes as she caught sight of Yang said girl rolled head over heels from her position and stalked towards her in a very catlike manner. Yang was too busy checking out the rest of the ship to notice until the girl had pounced, climbing up her as if she were a tree. Yang responded by grabbing the girl and attempting to throw her off of her, however, her grip on Yang's arm was iron tight and the only thing she managed to do was knock them both onto the floor.
Still holding onto Yang's arm the girl laughed.
"Whoa, Ed's head is all spinny-turny now. Do it again, do it again."
Yang glared in response.
"Who the heck are you?"
Ed scrambled to her feet and gave a military salute.
"Ed is Ed. Edward Françoise Appledelhi Siniz Hesap Lütfen Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV."
She then proceeded to fall backwards onto a nearby beanbag, before rolling under the table.
The large man sighed, resting his chin on one hand as he watched. "I swear her introduction gets longer every Loop. Names Jet Black. So, I'm guessing you're Replacing Faye?"
"Guess so. I'm Yang Xiao Long. So, what do you guys do around here anyway?"
"Mostly just hang around until a bounty shows up or we run out of food."
"Sounds like fun."
"Hey Ed, got you something," Spike said as he flipped the casino chip over to the redhead who was still lying sprawled out under the table. Without looking, she raised her leg into the air and caught the chip between her toes before bringing it up to look at it.
"A present for Ed?"
Pulling her goggles down over her eyes she scrambled over to a computer.
"Yay! Tell Ed your secrets!"
Ignoring the energetic girl as she entered her own little world, Yang turned to face her other shipmates with a grin.
"So when's dinner? I'm starved."
-x-x-x-x-
"YinYang, YinYang. Look YinYang, Look at Ed."
Sighing, Yang debated whether or not staying on the Bebop was a good idea. It had been less than two days and she had already come to the conclusion that Nora and Ed must never, under any circumstances meet.
"Ein has a brother! Ed taught them to play games with Ed."
Looking up from working on Ember Celica, Yang cocked an eyebrow.
"Who's Ein?"
Ed grinned and reached around the corner, returning with two dogs in her arms. Two corgis. One of which was definitely familiar.
"Zwei?"
"Zwei? Is that Ein's brother's name. Hello Zwei, Ed is happy to meet you. Are you happy to meet Ed?"
Zwei responded by licking Ed's face. Within moments both Corgis and Ed had collapsed into an energetic pile of barking and laughter.
Yang simply stared blankly at the trio as she relieved flashbacks of her sister's more... energetic exploits.
"Two of them. There's two of them now. Ruby must never find out. Blake would have a heart attack."
19.10 - (XeroM53)
[Familiar of Zero/Skullgirls]
After so many Loops, Louise had long since learned to perform magic and not cause an explosion that blew up in her face. Still, she had to keep up appearances and screw up her spells since being able to perform flawless magic overnight would raise a lot of alarms in people's heads.
Once again she was performing her summoning ritual, wondering what would come up next. Would it be Saito? Or would it be some crazy Looper from across the universe? As the cloud of dust formed by the explosion of her spellcasting cleared off, she got her answer in the form of a gigantic man wearing a trench coat straight out of a detective story.
"Huh? This is certainly weird." Said the mountain of a man in a very suave English voice.
"Sir, are you 'Awake'?" Louise asked in perfect English, making the rest of the class look at her weirdly. "Don't worry about the rest of them, they can't understand what we're saying."
The giant man nodded. "Are you the local Anchor?"
"Yes," Louise confirmed. "Sorry for hurrying you along, but we need to complete the Summoning ceremony or people would start talking…" she said apologetically.
"Your Loop, your rules. You're the expert here." The man said. "So how does this summoning ceremony is completed?"
"We need to kiss." Louise answered bluntly.
"Sorry, kid. But I'm probably three times your age." He refused.
" Age is kind of an illusion, once you are in the Loops." She pointed out. "Besides, this is a necessary step if we wish to carry on with the Loop."
"Are you sure about this?" He questioned a little uncomfortable.
"Like you said, I'm the expert. Also this isn't the first time I had to kiss an old man or a weirdo." One could only imagine what kind of people the Loops threw her way.
"Just get this over with…"
"My name is Louise Françoise le Blanc de la Vallière." Louise said in her mother tongue. "Pentagon of the Five Elemental Powers; grant your blessings upon this being, and make it my familiar." With a small hand way, she indicated him to bend down to her level and planted a kiss to mark him as her familiar.
"My name is Louise by the way." She introduced herself, knowing that he now could understand her. "What should I call you?"
"Call me, Big Band."
Louise couldn't help but sigh at the scene playing in front of her. It seemed that Guiche was destined to 'duel' with every familiar she had ever summoned. All because everyone somehow managed to expose him as the two-timing bastard he was at the beginning of the Loop.
"Let us begin our duel, commoner!" Guiche taunted, not feeling intimidated by Big Band's 7'8" (2.37 meters) frame.
"Kid, you don't want what you're asking for." Big Band looked at the slender boy who didn't look like he could stand a good punch to the face. "Just turn away and apologize for your behavior!"
"As if! I'll teach you to show respect to your betters!" Guiche waved his rose from which petals fell to the ground summoning his bronze valkyrie golems. "Go my Valkyrie, show this commoner his place!" Guiche wasn't worried about his opponent's size since he had magic on his side.
Big Band looked at the incoming golem with its sword ready to attack, frankly, he wasn't all that impressed. In fact, he remained still as the attack came. "Now!" then at the last second before the sword even hit, BB summoned a cymbal that parried the attack completely by transforming the force behind the attack into wave vibrations.
"What?!" Guiche shouted, surprised that his golem attack had no effect whatsoever.
"I'm not done!" Then from beneath his coat, BB released a gigantic punch the size of a small car and obliterated the golem to pieces. Quicker than his size would imply, BB then rushed towards Guiche gave him a hard look in the eye. "Now Listen here…"
"What…?" Guiche asked frightened doing his best not to soil his pants.
"To this!" Big Band then summoned two metallic arms and trapped Guiche inside a giant Bell, which he started ringing. After he was done, the blond noble was on the floor in a very dazed state. "Hear that ringin'? Recess is over! Now clean up your act!" BB said before he marched away leaving the rest of the students who witnessed the duel completely dumbfounded.
"Was it really necessary to be that rough?" Louise asked her giant familiar.
"Rough? I thought I was been soft as smooth jazz."
Louise couldn't help but groan. "You and your music puns!"
It was the day of the exhibition of familiars, and Louise looked more confident than ever. Sure, Big Band would have to compete against more majestic familiars like Tabitha's dragon, but what BB lacked in looks, he made up in sheer musical talent.
I mean, who could beat a man that was literally a One-Man-Band?
Besides, his Jazzy tunes were something out of this world. Literally, since Jazz wasn't a music genre that existed on her world.
"You were great, BB!" Louise cheered for her familiar as the both of them walked away from the exhibition grounds. "The judges, especially the princess, loved your music!"
"It's nice to just kick back and play up a tune every now and them." Big Band said slightly elated. He may not have shown it, but he was a little nervous about performing his jazz to a public that never heard of it before. "That trophy would look good in your room."
"What are you talking about? You were the one on stage, the trophy is all yours!"
"Thanks, Kid."
Suddenly the ground started trembling and when a shadow fell upon the both of them. Big Band and Louise looked up to see a massive rock golem.
"Looks like you're out of luck!" The golem's creator, Fouquet of the Crumbling Earth said as she rode on top of the massive head of her golem.
Ignoring her for a second, Big Band turned to look down at his pink haired 'master'. "Did you forget to tell me anything?"
"Oops. Kinda slip out of my mind." After so many Loops, Fouquet wasn't even a challenge anymore, so she would frequently forget to stop her before her attack at the school.
"Sloppy notes are what ruin good melodies, kid," BB said.
"I told you to stop it with the music puns and allegories!" Frankly, they were getting really old by now.
Big Band just turned his head away and pretended he didn't hear her. "You! Whoever you are!" BB said to Fouquet. "Dead or alive you're coming with me!"
"Ha! What do you hope to achieve against a golem of this size!" Fouquet mocked.
"This!" Then Big Band unleashed a flurry of punches so fast that he even left after images.
"TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA!TUBA! TUBA!
It didn't need to be said but the giant golem ended up as a pile of dust on the floor.
"What? What are you?!" Fouquet screamed frightened by the power of this strange summon.
"The name's Big Band! And I just show you the full extent of the Jam!"
19.11 - (Oraclemask)
[Naruto/Soul /Sonic]
Okay, as far as teams went, Naruto had expected worse.
Considering he was replacing Kakashi yet again - and by now Naruto even felt a little sorry for some of the things they'd done to the man, because Kakashi's Baseline life was already a large pile of fuck - Naruto'd been fervently praying that he got some different, decent people on Team Seven this time.
What Naruto had to work with this time was some kid with spiky blue hair, some guy with Sasuke's duck-butt hairstyle except in white, and another pinkette - this one wielding an oversized hammer.
"Right, so let's introduce ourselves," Naruto said, waving a hand at them to go first.
"You go first, Bla - huh? Where did he go?" the pinkette said, staring at the empty space her new teammate used to be sitting in.
"YA-HOO! I'M BLACK STAR!"
All three of them looked at the source of the distant shout.
"I'M THE MAN THAT WILL SURPASS GOD!"
"How the hell did he get to the Hokage Mountain that fast without using a jutsu?" Naruto wondered.
"Black Star and 'normal physics' haven't been on speaking terms for years," said the white-haired kid in a long-suffering tone, "Basically, he's like you but a hundred times louder and has an ego the size of a small planet."
"Fine. You go next," Naruto said.
"Whatever. I'm Haseo Uchiha, and I want to kill the guy that replaced Itachi this Loop," Haseo said, "Probably because Ovan's got some stupid plan in the works that involves me killing him again anyway. Either way's win-win for me."
"ALL OF YOU ARE LIKE ANTS DOWN THERE! WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE COMPARED TO ME, THE GREAT BLACK STAR!"
"Doesn't he know that we can't hear him up there?"
"No. Please just keep going," Haseo sighed.
"Alright, alright...I'm Amy Haru-rose," Amy said, "I like chasing after my darling Sonic! And using my hammer on anyone who gets in the way, of course."
The unholy glint in Amy's eye promised swift, hammer-y revenge on the first person to doubt her words. Naruto and Haseo kept their mouths wisely shut.
19.12 - (Crossoverpairinglover)
[Blue Exorcist/Harry Potter]
"What kind of name is Hogwarts anyway?"
"Just roll with it Rin."
Harry Potter, resident Boy-Who-Lived/punching bag of reality pre-Loops/Original Looper, shook his head at the two new Loopers he was babysitting today through the right of passage (ie 'Hogwarts Loop') argued about the Loop.
Apparently they were twin brothers from a demon based world; the one who was carrying a sheathed orange sword (That was, apparently soul bonded to him to repress his demonic form or something. All Harry knew is that cross Loop seals were Naruto's thing, not his), Rin, was the Anchor of his Loop, ended up Looping a few times, having no idea what was going on, until his brother Woke Up.
Then sometime after that, they ran into one of the Dueling Loopers, Akiza if Harry recalled correctly, who explained things as best she could. However, not being an experienced explanation giver she forgot to tell them the issues if one was deliberately crash a Loop. For example, by using the full force of the son of satan's power to try and escape it.
Thus, they were his problem.
Harry really had to get a 'welcome to the multiverse' guidebook written up for the new Loopers.
"Look, guys, Hogwarts is a strange name, but you guys have to live with it. There isn't much else to do in this Loop outside of Hogwarts or another magical school, believe me, I've tried a few times, and it's sort of a right of passage for everyone. You'd be surprised how useful the skills you learn here are in other Loops"
"You know, I don't quite understand how we're even able to go to this 'magical school'. We don't have magical powers...demonic powers maybe, but not magical" the brother, Yukio is Harry recalled correctly, asked as Harry shrugged.
"Loopers bodies change to fit into the world they're in, but we do generally keep the skills we pick up in other Loops, and objects once you get the hang of your Subspace Pocket." After all, Harry was also a ninja, a Jedi, a Soul Reaper, Dragon Rider, plumber, demigod, Meister, Signer, X-Man, Avenger, Justice League member, Teen Titan, and dozens of other things.
Perhaps he'd need to visit the Loop they came from and add 'exorcist' to his resume.
"Quick question, does Satan exist in this Loop?" Rin added after a moment. He'd have asked about lessons in that Subspace Pocket thing, but Harry had already told them to wait until the school year.
"I'm not a priest, so I can't really say, but I've never met him. I mean, Umbridge is close, but no cigar" the two twins looked alarmed at that comparison.
"Before you guys ask, yes you can kill her, with justification of course. She won't crash the Loop, it's been tested several times"
It was amazing what happens when you force a dragon rider to use a blood quill with the dragon in the area. Or a pokemon trainer when their Pikachu and Charizard was close at hand.
-x-x-x-x-
"What is that thing you brought into my classroom, Mr. Okumura?"
A few days later Rin, now a Gryffindor (His brother a Ravenclaw), being harassed by the all hated Severus Snape. Snape was gesturing towards the sword that Rin had propped against his table.
"An ancestral sword that was the last gift from my dead father" Rin said with more emotion than he had in Baseline. Perhaps it was just from the frustration he never went back far enough to actually save his old man, or for dramatic effect, but it didn't Snape.
"I do not tolerate swords in my classroom, Mr. Okumura. 1st years should not be allowed to carry weapons in the castle" The greasy man roughly grabbed the sword (HEY! GIVE THAT BACK!), however, due to his careless handling he accidentally unsheathed it. "20 points from Gryff..."
BOOM
-x-x-x-x-
Harry and Yukio were glaring at Rin, back on the Hogwarts Express for another Loop after Rin's demonic flames had ignited the potion room like a meth lab under a fireworks shop on the sun.
"Hey, you were the one who said I shouldn't leave demonic weapons in Gryffindor Tower where the Twins can get them." Rin defended his actions of carrying that sword around.
"After we're sorted, again, you and I are going to pull an all-nighter until you can stuff that thing into your Subspace Pocket," Harry said in a very annoyed tone of voice "Merlin, this can't get any worse..."
-x-x-x-x-
"Inverse, Lina" McGonagall called out for a sorting as Harry quite audibly groaned at his luck.
19.13 - (wildrook)
[Infinite Stratos]
Ichika had Awakened within the classroom, dealing with the fallout of the Fused Loop he had previously. First three times, he couldn't figure out why, but after the encounter where he replaced a man named Amuro Ray and had to deal with a Looping Bright Noah knocking some sense into him, everything became clear.
Time was repeating itself. Worse, there are things that are different every now and again as he noticed Cecilia's arrogant posture and Houki's frown. Yamada-Sensei was introducing herself, and at the moment, he was waiting for Chifuyu to enter the room and the whole class going gay for her.
During the time he was working with the crew of White Base, there were a few things that he realized...it didn't matter which universe he was in, war was hell was the first thing. The second...because of his kidnapping by Phantom Task, his denseness was a defense mechanism because he was scarred for life concerning women with IS. Finally...Byakushiki was bound to him, regardless of the universe, and when he activated it when the Gundam was destroyed, he felt a little relieved. He was at a disadvantage, still, but maneuverability was a must in war.
One that he had every intention of winning this time.
Gone was the dense Ichika Orimura from old. Now, he was a veteran in war. And like it or not, he was going to stop Phantom Task by any means necessary. But...
'Byakushiki,' he thought, 'as much as we have gone through, I'm going to need to go through a different phase.'
(You're still going to call me when you need me, aren't you, Partner?) the IS core bound to him asked the pilot.
'I am, but I was wondering if the White Knight is in the Hangar. That's how it began for me...and truth be told, I was thinking it would be possible to use two different IS at once.'
(That would be interesting, but some spare parts are needed. That, and I'd be surprised if you ran into males OUTSIDE this world that can pilot the IS.)
Before they could continue their mental conversation, there was a smack on the top of his head as his older sister, Chifuyu Orimura, had knocked him on the head with the attendance textbook.
"Spacing out again, Ichika?" she asked him, in a tone that sounded heartless. Same old Chifuyu.
"Sorry, Orimura-Sensei," Ichika said, on reflex. "Just have a lot on my mind."
Chifuyu didn't think Ichika would get the message. Before she could inquire, the girls were going total fangirl in her presence. Both Chifuyu and Ichika shared matching expressions.
"SILENCE!" she yelled, getting them to shut up. Then she gave him a look. "I can understand why. Now listen, all of you, I'm the Principal of IS Academy, and you will refer to me as Orimura-Sensei. Once we're done with you, you'll be professional IS Pilots."
Again, same old Chifuyu.
Morbidly, he was thinking about the problems at hand. First, there was Tabane, the creator. The one who made Houki and Chifuyu cry. Then, there was his cousin, Madoka, brainwashed into killing him and his sister. Then, Phantom Task, a terrorist group composed of IS Pilots. All of them had to be stopped. Finally, there was Houki, Cecilia, Rin, Charlotte, and Laura. And to an extension, the IS Academy itself.
'I have to get stronger,' he thought. 'If Noah-Sensei was correct, this will happen over and over again. I'm not going to stand by and make the wrong decisions while being steamrolled.'
Gone was the dense doormat personality, and in his place was a more aware, confident, and veteran Ichika Orimura.
'And if Noah-Sensei was right,' he thought, 'the girls will Awaken, too...and probably Chifuyu-nee as well. They say men aren't the superior gender anymore, but at this point, I can show them otherwise.'
Unknown to him, Chifuyu was the first to notice the change within his eyes. She gave him time to think during the introduction speech, but at the end of class, she had talked with Maya.
"Ichika-kun looked rather tense," Maya said. "You think it could be the fact that he's got signs of trauma?"
"That's what I first thought," Chifuyu replied, thinking, "but when I made a second turn, I noticed something else."
Maya was surprised at that tone. "And that would be..."
"I expected him to call me 'Chifuyu-nee' when I met him, but instead, he called me Orimura-Sensei. The next was his motions towards two of this room's students...specifically, Tabane's younger sister and the blond."
Maya felt surprised. "I understand Houki, but...why Cecilia Alcott?"
"I'm still trying to figure that out. However, at the end of class, there was something else that caught me off guard." Maya was now at attention. "I expected him to not realize the situation he's in at the Academy, but..."
"But?"
"...I noticed the look on his face. There was fire in his eyes."
19.14 - (Dalxein with add-on by me)
[Rosario+Vampire/MLP]
"Cadence..." Twilight muttered down to her foalsitter... sister-in-law... foalsister? She shook her derailing train of thought free and continued. "Why are you hiding on the edge of the roof, and what's going on?"
The humanized alicorn- and that's really what she was this Loop- grinned up at her Anchor. "Makin' babies!"
Twilight barely kept herself from stumbling. Which would be bad considering they were on the roof... "What? No, wait- WHAT!?"
The princess giggled. "You know how Loopers can't have kids, riiiight?"
Her incredulous stare was not getting any less incredulous. "That is a significant source of my 'what', yes."
"Well..." The pink pony was then pounced by a rather busty succubus.
"Mizore wants babies!" Kurumu, one of the local Loopers, squealed. "But she can't have them while she's Awake, and Tsukune can't give her babies when he's Awake, so we're setting them up while they're both UN-Awake, and then we're going to take pictures of all the adorable babies!"
Cadence pushed the bubbly girl off of herself to chime in. "And I'll get to throw them a baby shower, which is almost as good as a wedding!"
Twilight finally took notice of the binoculars the woman- mare... womare? She shook her head again- was looking through, and the couple she'd been spying on with them. "This is sick and wrong and it's going to stop." She said, steel in her voice. "The no-children rule exists for a reason, and this seems like it's barely steps away from trying to break it. This really isn't going to end well for anyone."
Her foalsitter sniffled and whined, "But what if they have a wedding?"
Kurumu was less intimidated by the foreign Anchor. "You can't stop us!"
Twilight scowled. "I'll get Moka."
The succubus gasped. She wouldn't! The other girl wasn't even Awake this Loop! Kurumu'd had a few Fused Loops already, but even still she wouldn't want to go toe-to-toe with a righteously angry Moka...
"You want to start a shipping war with me?" Cadence seemed to get some of her fire back at the thought. "Oh-hohoho, bring it on."
Twilight groaned and made a mental note that pregnancy hormones and unsupervised interaction with love-crazed Loopers was bad for Cadence's (and her own) mental well-being.
In the meantime, she grabbed Cadence in her magic and began dragging her away.
"Noooo! Baaabbbieess!"
Twilight made a second note that until Cadance and her brother's foal was born, she wasn't allowed to spend time with Kurumu at all; let alone unsupervised. And Cadence had been doing so well too! Almost a full ten thousand Loops without a shipping incident.
19.15 - (Me)
[Adventure Time/Hellsing]
Marceline Awoke to the feeling of sunlight brushing against her newly non-vampiric skin. She smiled. Always nice to be normal again, and it was only recently that it ever happened during a Baseline run so that made it extra special. Next to her Finn was walking with a bounce in his step as they left the little village that had tied her to their windmill. Which she totally needed to remember to prank the glob out of laters; teach them for trying to turn her into vampire dust.
"You sure the sun's not hurting you at all?" he asked her for what was probably the bajillionth time.
"No. This is great. Although I am feeling a little Loopy," she answered, sending out a Ping. She chuckled as Finn froze for second in surprise while she continued walking.
"Marceline! You're Awake! Math, I was totally sure you weren't going to Wake Up at all this Loop," Finn cheered with a wide grin.
Marceline stretched and smiled. "Well, there are certainly worse times I could have Awoken. Anything interesting happen so far?"
"Hmmm... Nah, seems normal," he said after a moment's thought. Looking up he noticed his best friend running towards them. "Hey here comes Jake. He seems stressed. Wonder what's got his buns in a twist."
Jake rushed the two with a panicked expression, breathing heavily. "Guys... vampire... red... bad..."
"Whoa, Jake. Calm down. I thought you were over your vampire issues." Marceline soothed, getting down on one knee to look her friend over. And it was true, a few dozen Loops where he was King Jake, Lord of the Bloodsuckers had put the kibosh on that a long time ago.
"This is different! It's not the same vampires. Okay, that's not completely true; the four dinks from Baseline are there, but the Vampire King is different!" Jake cried out loudly.
"Different how?" Finn asked, but Marceline had stopped as she recalled her experiences with the current Vampire King.
"Oh, this is so not good. Listen, Finn, you need to get everyone to safety; this guy is way more dangerous than the normal Vampire King. It was a total fluke that I beat him the first time, I got like super lucky." Marcy said in a serious tone, placing her hands on Finn's shoulders to drive her sincerity home.
"What? But you're Awake now so you should have no problems beating this guy, right?" Finn questioned, only for Marceline to shake her head.
"No, you don't get it. Alucard isn't like the normal Vampires whose butts I usually kick. This guy is probably as big a monster as the Lich, or worse even! You gotta get to PB. Maybe Peppermint Butler can call in a favor from Death or something, but you gotta go now!" She roared, worry evident in her voice.
"Uh, Marcy... I think it might be too late for that," Jake said in a small voice from under Finn's hat, pointing towards the forest from where he had run.
Turning with a sharp hiss, she beheld the current form of her greatest past foe. Although the red outfit, hat, glasses, and shaved face were new. Last time she had seen him he had been wearing some kind of royal getup and had a beard/mustache combo.
With a fanged grin, Alucard was suddenly standing beside them. "You flatter me Lady Marceline. But you needn't worry. I'm not looking to cause any difficulties, in fact, I'm feeling a bit disoriented. You wouldn't happen to know where I can find an Anchor perchance?"
"YOU"RE LOOPING!" Jake cried, before seeming to faint.
Alucard gave an amused grin. "Indeed I am. And I would like to say that it is an honor to make your acquaintances."
He performed an elegant bow, taking Marceline's hand in his own and placing his lips atop her knuckles.
"Blech! Gross, keep your lips to yourself buddy; the only one who gets to kiss me is Bonnie!" Marceline cried, making a face.
"My apologies then. In my world it is only proper for a gentleman to show respect by kissing the hands of respectable ladies such as yourself," he apologized with an amused look, before turning towards where Finn (and the revived Jake) were watching them.
"As for the two of you..." Jake screamed and ducked under Finn's hat again. "If you wouldn't mind, I would appreciate being given your autographs."
Marceline blinked bemusedly at that. "...Wait, what?"
"I happen to be rather fond of your television program. I own a signed copy of the director's edition box set, courtesy of the Hellsing family's generous allowance," Alucard said with a chuckle. Pulling out the box set in question as well as a marker, he gave the trio a questioning look.
"Uh, yeah sure. No probs," Finn answered confusedly, signing the cover before passing the set to his friends.
Pocketing the objects, Alucard grinned appreciatively before turning back to Marcy. "As for the others released during your curing, I've taken the liberty of ensuring they won't be going anywhere any time soon. You can take care of them at your leisure."
"Thanks, I guess. So does this mean you want Bonnie to cure you too?" Marcy asked confusedly.
Alucard raised an eyebrow. "I think not, though I appreciate the offer. I think instead I'll go and see what the Nightosphere has to offer. You wouldn't have any objections to my dethroning your father would you?"
"Heck no. In fact, I'm totally up for helping you out. Just let me go stake the other sleazeballs and I'll go with you." Marcy said with a wicked grin.
"Wonderful. And you two? Up for an adventure?" Alucard questioned, giving Finn and Jake a curious look.
"Oh yeah! Any time, any place. I'm always ready for an epic hero's quest! Right, Jake?" Finn cheered.
Jake looked back and forth between the trio, before nodding hesitantly. "I guess, but I'm watching you! Don't think you'll get off easy if you try and hurt my buddy!"
Alucard chuckled. "I wouldn't dream of it."
"We'll meet you and Alucard later Marceline. Come on Jake, we gotta go get our gear." Turning he ran off towards the Tree Fort. "Woo-hoo! Adventure!"
"Yeah, adventure, woo." Jake echoed weakly.
Alucard's grin just widened.
19.16 - (wildrook)
[Fate Stay/Naruto/Tsukihime]
"Oops," Illya muttered at the crater that was once Fuyuki City. "That wasn't supposed to happen."
"Ya think?" was the simultaneous voice of Shirou, Naruto, and Kurama.
Rin then face-palmed. "Might as well call in a favor," she said, looking at Shirou.
"What?" Shirou asked her, then was reminded what she was referring to. "Oh, no. Absolutely not. I refuse to shack with the Death Seeker!"
"Shirou..." Saber said, "she wiped out my dinner."
"Please, Onii-chan?" Illya asked him, puppy dog eyes active.
"Don't make me Gandr you," Rin said.
Shirou then looked at Naruto and Kurama, who sat up a Kotatsu, making him face-fault.
"Shiki," Shirou said, "it's been a while...can we stay here with you? We got marked as Sealing Designates." He was twitching. "Illya summoned Beast and is Awake...actually, more than Awake. She's Illya Emiya, not Einzbern."
Shiki noticed the annoyed look on the fellow Anchor's face. "What happened to Fuyuki?" he asked Shirou.
"It's no longer on the map."
Shiki groaned. "Make yourself at home. Arcueid is visiting. Kohaku's planning something. Akiha, Arcueid, and Ciel are Looping. Watch out for Roa."
"I'm cooking," Shirou replied. "Keep Kaleidostick Ruby AWAY from Kohaku and Hisui. Don't bug the giant fox or the man he's bound to or else we've got a second crater. Remember, if any Enforcers show up, call them 'Hookers' and the girls will take them out faster than Saber goes through seconds."
Shiki had to stumble on that last one.
"I know, but it works for Taiga, and Illya's frequently Loops into the Prisma Universe, so she's overly protective of me."
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight..." Shiki replied. "You know how much of a pain you are?"
"Same to you, Tohno."
"That's how they greet each other?" Akiha asked Rin.
"This is tame compared to their usual clashes," she replied. "It's even worse in a Loop where they DECIDE to get along."
19.17 - (Awesomedude17)
[Rick & Morty/ One-Punch Man]
"DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT YOU, AN OLD MAN OF MORTAL ORIGIN CAN DEFEAT I?"
Rick rolled his eyes.
"Yes, but because I'm a lazy asshole, I'm just going to outsource my efforts to that guy. Caped Baldy?"
"I told you to not call me that," Saitama replied, irritated.
"Like I give a shi*uuuuurp*it."
"How would you like it if you got called an unflattering nickname by the people?"
"I do. It's called 'asshole', Caped Baldy."
"I wonder why."
"ARE YOU TWO-"
"SHUT IT!" The two unisoned.
"THAT IS IT! I SHALL KILL YOU BOTH NOW!"
Saitama punched the monster, turning it into a rain of gore.
"Where were we?" Saitama asked.
"I believe it was my turn."
"Oh. Go ahead."
"Thank you. Ahem! Caped Baldy."
"Fuck you!"
19.1 - Roh, Roh! Fight the (baking) powdah!
19.2 - Lost a bit more than just your way this time around, huh Ryuko?
19.3 - If you give Frodo a meltagun, you have to give Sauron a Phalanx.
19.4 - He should've asked Mac for the recipe to Brain Bleach. Never send a princess to do a bartender's job.
19.5 - suptg thisisnotatrueending com/archive/41484072/images/1437968704853 gif
19.6 - Damn right, they're better than yours.
19.7 - Knightmare of Nunnally meets nightmare of Lelouch.
19.8 - The fuck is this? The fuck is that? The fuck are those?
19.9 - Yang has a bad habit of destroying bars when she first shows up.
19.10 - I guess you could say Fouquet crumbled in the face of Big Band's raw sax appeal.
19.11 - I can't believe it's not Team 7.
19.12 - On the bright side, Snape probably won't be teaching (or walking) for a year or two.
19.13 - Infinite Stratos. Now with added infinite.
19.14 - Cadence used to sometimes get pretty baby-crazy back before she had her daughter. Mizore has never not been baby-crazy. Kurumu's a recent convert, but she's quite enthusiastic.
19.15 - Always nice to meet your fans.
19.16 - Sometimes all it takes to help people make friends is a city-sized crater.
19,17 - Seriously, they weren't talking to you dude. Sheesh, some people have no respect.