Thank you everyone for following/favorite my story! I fell so special! Anyway, I will take all the suggestions from the reviews and add special twist to make this story seem even more funny. Remember there will be slash and I have put on a poll for everyone to vote on. My updating schedule will be trying to write new chapters everyday. Hope you enjoy the chapter and ideas are encouraged!
To make it easier
"Parseltongue" If this is spelled differently, let me know.
"thoughts"
"regular speak"
I do not own Harry Potter *pouts*
At Riddle Manor a special meeting of great importance was currently in session.
Through the dark halls and terrified looking house elves was a hidden room. Located in the center of the manor where only the the lord of the manor and "special acquaintances" were allowed.
In the room was a man. Not just any man, but the Dark Lord. Sitting on his superior throne with his trusted Nagini slithering around the back. His snake-face smirking while slowly taping his long, sharp fingernails on the smooth marble.
Lucius Malfoy, his son Draco, and Blaise Zabini stepped through the door and kneeled down. One by one kissing the robes of their master.
'My Lord, everything is going to planned as you envisioned, all the nearby muggle towns and citizens have been exterminated," told Lucius.
The Dark Lord leaned forward. His glowing red eyes gleaming with undisguised glee.
The elder Malfoy froze as his Lord raised his wand.
Suddenly, out of the floo stepped a tall dark man. With a hooked nose, and deep black eyes.
Severus Snape.
The skilled potions master kneeled down next to the head Malfoy and bowed his head to the Lord.
What is Sev doing here? wondered Draco.
Little did he know that his father thought the same thing.
"My Lord," he murmured.
"Ah, Severus, have you completed that potion I specifically assigned you to make?"
Severus reached into his robes and produced a very small vial with a dark red substance.
The Lord's red eyes narrowed, "Excellent."
Lucius raised his head.
"My Lord, what is it you are planning?"
He shouldn't of done that.
Voldemort raised his wand.
Booooooooooooooom!
Both Draco and Zabini gulped.
Not a moment later, the infamously known Bellatrix Black ran into the room. Her tattered skirts following closely behind her.
"My Lord!" she screamed.
All the males stood up.
"Crucio!" the dark lord yelled.
The dark haired witch fell down shrieking. Her cries echoing through the hallowed halls.
The two boys watching both winced.
Lucius and Severus, however, watched the witch being tortured with no expression shown on their faces.
Better her than me, commented Severus.
Please don't crucio me, please don't crucio me, please don't crucio me, sputtered Lucius.
"What is the meaning of this, Bellatrix?" hissed Voldemort.
Whimpering, the witch slowly pulled herself up and looked at her lord.
"My Lord, we are being attacked!" she shrieked.
"What do you mean we are under attack. These wards are impenetrable! I made them myself. No one is able to leave nor get inside the manor without my permission!" hissed Voldemort.
He slowly got up and started to pace.
Then he stopped.
The others watched with fearful eyes.
"Draco? Zabini?" snarled Voldemort.
Draco and Blaise slowly walked up to the snake-man.
"Yes, My Lord?" he whimpered.
The man harshly lifted the young Malfoy's chin up.
"How did you arrive at the manor?"
Draco let out his breath in relief, "by portkey, My Lord, we came from school, as you requested. We met father outside the wards and he let us in."
Voldemort let go of the young man's chin and turned to the long haired Malfoy.
"Did you put the wards back up once you came in, Lucius?" he inquired.
The Malfoy froze.
"No, My Lord. I must have forgotten, please forgive my stupidity," he begged.
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named snarled. "IT IS YOUR CLOSE MINDEDNESS THAT CAUSED THIS! When this matter is dealt with I WILL MAKE YOU WISH I USED THE CRUIAUTES CURSE ON YOU!"
The Malfoy whimpered at the thought of what his lord must be imagining for his punishment.
Booooooooooooooom!
Voldemort rushed to the doorway. "Everyone follow me, we have some intruders to deal with."
With that said, everyone left the room to confront the intruders.
Blaise looked at Draco.
Draco looked at Blaise.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" they both asked.
With a sigh they joined their fellow death-eaters.
With Harry and group
Harry Potter and party were currently hiding behind some rocks after a very sad mistake made by the red headed Weasley.
"Ron! You idiot!" quietly screamed Hermione.
Ron was sputtering, "I didn't mean to! Its my stupid wand! You know how it doesn't work right."
Harry started hitting his head against the rocks.
Why did Ron have to aim a wand at the wards? We try to get inside the manor quietly when he bloody used his wand shouted Bombarda! at the bloody place. Why do I have such an idiot for a best friend? thought Harry.
"You casted a Bombarda at the manor! What did you want it to do?" said Harry.
Ron blushed and muttered something.
"What was that?" said Hermione.
"I said I meant to say Lumosnot Bombarda."
"Idiot," muttered Sirius.
Suddenly, black smoke started to move throughout the grounds. Voldemort and his most loyal death eaters must have heard the crash.
Voldemort looked right at the group, as did the others.
"Run!" screamed Harry.
They all started running like their lives depended on it.
Which it did if Voldemort had anything to do with it.
"Potter, when I get a hold of you there won't be any left for Nagini!" screamed Voldemort.
"Awww! Is little baby Potter trying to run? How cute!" giggled the insane Bellatrix.
"Potter! Granger! Weasley! Slow down so I can curse you!" demanded Draco.
Harry looked behind him. " Not on your life you, bloody ferret!" he bellowed.
Both Malfoys narrowed their eyes. That insult always hit home.
With that they picked up even more speed on the escaping group.
"Everyone, come on! I have the portkey," yelled Harry. Pulling out the large lemon drop.
The group all joined together and disappeared.
"Follow them!" snarled Voldemort.
With that they all apparated. Following the portkey's destination.
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With Harry and Group
"Do you think he followed us?" asked Hermione.
Remus smiled, "He did. They will arrive within the next few seconds. Then the wards will lock into place."
With that said all the death eaters and Voldemort arrived.
"Finally have you now, Potter!" snarled the Dark Lord.
Harry smirked.
The opposing group looked confusedly at him.
Voldemort ran out of patience.
"Crucio" he bellowed.
The group stiffened, waiting for the curse to take hold.
Nothing.
Voldemort tried again, "Crucio!"
Still nothing.
Harry put his hands on his hips.
"Welcome to Grimmauld Place, Tom. You better get used to it, because you're going to be living here for a while."
Then he started laughing.
Hysterically.
The other Gryffindors looked worried for him.
Surprisingly, so did Snape.
"How did you do this?" inquired Lucius Malfoy.
Harry smirked and said one word, "Dumbledore."
"No playing with icky Gryffies?" whimpered Bellatrix.
Voldemort glared at the other group and huffed. "Looks like we can't use any harmful magic. I know what spells have been place on the wards. We're stuck here."
Silence
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So here is my next update! Sorry it took so long, I was trying to make the chapter as long as possible. Thank you for voting on what Draco should sing, and I will be posting a new one as soon as I get some more suggestions. Should I put Ginny in here to? I'm kind of a Ginny hater, but if you want her just review or message me. I'm also looking for a beta. I looked at the Beta forum and I couldn't find anyone who would do a slash fic. If your interested or have any questions, just message me. Thanks, guys :)