Can this get any weirder?

by taramegareader

The trio goes on a mission from Dumbledore to capture Death Eaters and to trap them in Grimauld Place. Things don't turn out as Harry anticipated. Whatever will he and the others do when they find themselves trapped with five Slytherins? Can these two groups come together? Or will something even more unexpected happen? Contains slash, karaoke,have you ever, and truth or dare.

3. Chapter 3

I do not own Harry Potter or any of the songs I will post in the story.

"Harry, I think we have a problem," said Hermione.

Harry furrowed his eyebrows. "What?"

Hermione sighed and explained. "I think we were so caught up with the Headmaster's letter, we forgot one important fact. How are we supposed to get out?"

Harry closed his eyes and groaned. "Fuck."

"Bloody hell, you mean we're stuck with those death-eaters for a whole week? This can't get any worse," groaned Ron.

"Harry, your in charge, what do you think we should do?" inquired Remus.

"Yeah, Pup, whatever you want is fine with me," said Sirius.

Harry sat down in one of the chairs conveniently behind him.

What should we do? We need to do something that will take time and be mildly entertaining at the same time.

Voldemort finally spoke up, "Potter, what are we supposed to do? I'm getting bored and people won't like it if I'm bored."

Harry smirked at the man, "Without your curses, Tom, you are as harmless as a cute little kneazle."

Voldemort scowled at Harry and sat down on the couch.

His followers did the same in their respective seating.

"What about a game?" asked Hermione.

Harry looked surprised and asked, "A game?"

Hermione squealed, "I know just what type of game we can do... Karaoke!"

All the pure bloods gave her a confused look. What was this karaoke she spoke of?

Harry looked at the dark side of the room and explained, "Its a singing contest, basically," he shrugged.

"No."

"Never."

"How revolting."

"Humiliating."

"A waste of time."

"Fine."

Everyone's head snapped to the dark lord. He just sat there with a superior look on his face.

"This would only prove that the dark side is truly superior in all cases. Even in muggle practices, " he sneered.

Hermione stood up. "We are going to need a bottle."

Sirius simply held out his hand and said, "Fire whiskey."

In his hand appeared a medium bottle filled with the amber liquid. Then, unsurprisingly, he placed it at his mouth.

And drank it all in one swig.

The Gryffindores all started laughing and whooping Sirius on.

The Slytherins all looked disgusted at the display.

"How does this game even work?" asked Lucius.

"You spin the bottle, the spinner then tells the person what song he/she has to sing. After that the spinny does it and that's pretty much it," told Hermione.

"Everyone sit on the floor," ordered Remus.

They all did.

Sirius released the bottle and burped loudly.

This caused Harry to laugh and take the bottle from his godfather.

And gave everyone the scariest, most terrifying grin. "Who's first?"

He spun the bottle.

It spun once, twice, three times and when Harry was thinking he spun it too hard it landed on someone.

A very unfortunate Draco Malfoy.

Harry smirked and Draco looked very afraid for a moment.

"I think it would be perfect if you sing Hot N' Cold by Katy Perry and you have to do all the actions with it," snickered Harry.

"Oh, and I almost forgot," and Harry did the most evil thing he's ever done.

He put Malfoy in a wedding dress.

"NO!" screamed Draco.

"Do it, Draco!" ordered Voldemort.

Draco Malfoy stood up.

"Yes, My Lord."

Then started singing and dancing.

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah you PMS
Like a bitch, I would know
And you overthink
Always speak cryptically
I should know
That you're no good for me

He was waving his hand around in what seemed to be in a muggle female sassy fashion.

'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
You!You don't really want to stay, no
You!But you don't really want to go-o

Now he was gripping the dress and shaking it for all he was worth. Then, OH MY GOD, he started to shimmy.

You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down

We used to be
Just like twins, so in sync
The same energy
Now's a dead battery
Used to laugh 'bout nothing
Now you're plain boring
I should know that you're not gonna change

'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

Draco was walking in and out of the circle. Trying to brush up against as many people as he could. Mock kissing them and giving them the 'come hither' glance.

You!You don't really want to stay, no
You!
But you don't really want to go-o

You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down

He started waving his face with his hand and clutching his heart. Fluttering his lashes and fake gasp.

Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bi-polar
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes

'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down

You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You!You don't really want to stay, no
You!But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down

Draco took a deep breath and sat back down. His face was the famous Weasley red and shaking terribly.

Silence
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Laughter, very loud laughter.

Ron was clutching at his ribs and snorting.

Hermione wrapped herself in a ball and was laughing so much she was crying.

Sirius was barking and pointing at the blushing Slytherin.

Remus was chuckling.

Harry was clutching his stomach and crying his eyes out.

Blaise looked like he was trying to keep it in, but failing terribly.

Bellatrix looked confused.

Severus snorted and looked away.

Lucius looked horrified at what his heir did.
Voldemort.

Voldemort was cackling and smirking at the unfortunate Malfoy Heir.

"That was amusing," muttered Snape.

"Whatever, its my turn," snapped Draco and took the bottle in his hand.

Everyone stopped laughing eager to see who the next person was.

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So here is the next chapter. Remember after the karaoke I'm going to be doing truth or dare which will include much more dialogue and plot. I just want to get through some humor with Draco, Remus, Lucius, and Harry. When Harry sings will be when the story truly begins the romance.