Can this get any weirder?

by taramegareader

The trio goes on a mission from Dumbledore to capture Death Eaters and to trap them in Grimauld Place. Things don't turn out as Harry anticipated. Whatever will he and the others do when they find themselves trapped with five Slytherins? Can these two groups come together? Or will something even more unexpected happen? Contains slash, karaoke,have you ever, and truth or dare.

5. Chapter 5

I do not own Harry Potter or the songs I put in this story

"Oh, this is going to be good," said Harry.

"I've been waiting for this moment," said Hermione.

"Bloody hell, finally," snorted Ron.

Sirius barked in laughter while Remus just chuckled.

The bottle had landed on the unfortunate Malfoy senior.

"I can't really think of a song, so I think you can choose on what to sing, Lucius," smiled Remus.

Lucius smirked and stood up to stand in front of the kind werewolf.

Looking up at the blond wizard made Remus feel like he was the prey. And Lucius was the predator watching his every move.

He leaned down to whisper in Remus' ear and said, "This is for you, Lovely."

Remus blushed when the group snickered.

"I will be singing Let me love you by Ne-Yo," announced the Malfoy.

With this said, a hat and microphone appeared into the hands of the smirking Malfoy.

(I am changing the lyrics from girl to boy for this scene)

Much as you blame yourself,
You can't be blamed for the way that you feel
Had no example of a love,
That was even remotely real
How can you understand
Something that you never had?
Ooh, baby, if you let me, I can help you out with all of that

Lucius was pointing at Remus and slowly moving his hips around. Crooking his finger in a beckoning fashion while the members of the group's jaws were on the floor.

Boy, let me love you,
And I will love you,
Until you learn to love yourself
Boy, let me love you,
I know your trouble
Don't be afraid,
Boy, let me help

He started to move closer to Remus. The werewolf could do nothing except watch the tall blond come closer while licking his lips.

Sirius looked on and whooped. Happy that his friend had a chance to date the guy he's had a crush on forever. even if he was a Death-Eater.

Boy, let me love you,
And I will love you,
Until you learn to love yourself
Boy, let me love you,
A heart in numbness
Is brought to life,
I'll take you there

The Malfoy worked himself behind Remus and was grinding behind him.

Hey, hey
(Boy, let me love you)
Boy, let me love you, baby, oh
(Boy, let me love you)
Boy, let me love you, baby
(Boy, let me love you)
Let me love you,
Let me love you,
OhOoh,

I can see the pain behind your eyes,
It's been there for quite a while
I just wanna be the one
To remind you what it is to smile, yeah
I would like to show you
What true love can really do

Lucius led Remus to the inner circle and was dancing with him.

Boy, let me love you,
And I will love you,
Until you learn to love yourself
Boy, let me love you.
I know your trouble
Don't be afraid,
Boy, let me help

Boy, let me love you,
And I will love you,
Until you learn to love yourself
Boy, let me love you,
A heart in numbness
Is brought to life,
I'll take you there
Oh, oh, oh, hey
Boy, let me love you, baby

(Boy, let me love you)
Let me love you
Boy, let me love you, baby
(Boy, let me love you)
Boy, let me love you, baby
(Boy, let me love you)
Let me love you
Boy, let me love you, baby

For every heart that beats,
For every heart that beats,
For every heart that beats
For every heart that beats

Heart that beats,
Heart that beats,Heart that beats
Heart that beats

Boy, let me love you,
And I will love you,
Until you learn to love yourself
Boy, let me love you
I know your trouble
Don't be afraid,
Boy, let me help

Lucius tucked back a stray lock of hair of Remus' and touched foreheads with him. Looking deeply into each other's eyes while Lucius sang this part.

Boy, let me love you
And I will love you,
Until you learn to love yourself
Boy, let me love you,
A heart in darkness
Is brought to life,
I'll take you there
(Boy, let me love you)
Darlin', let me love you, baby
Love you, baby, hey
(Boy, let me love you)
Let me love you, baby
You, babe
Ooh, ooh, oh

As soon as the last word was spoken, Lucius leaned down to kiss his love. Remus responded eagerly and wrapped his arms behind his head, his hands digging into the long, silky blond hair that could make a Veela jealous.

Harry stood up and clapped.

Hermione soon followed.

Ron followed behind his girlfriend, albeit reluctantly.

Draco's mouth was wide open. Gasping at the sight his father made.

Bellatrix didn't look much better, but she soon closed her mouth and shrieked, "Traitor!Wait until I tell Cissy you were cheating on her!"

"Lucius released Remus' mouth and spoke to his sister-in-law , "I have always loved, Remus. Father was the one who forced me to wed Narcissa. Also, Narcissa has been cheating on me ever since we had Draco. I would worry more about you because she has been secretly meeting with your husband ever since you two were released from Azkaban."
Harry laughed, Bellatrix looked like a fish out of water with that expression on her face.

"Good for you, Moony! You should be happy. Besides, you have had a crush on Lucius since before you dated me," snickered Sirius.

Remus blushed again and looked anywhere but at the smirking blond.

"Next victim, next victim!" shouted Ron.

Lucius unwrapped one of his arms around his lover and reached for the bottle.

Spin...

(I was going to stop here, but I decided to be merciful)

Harry Potter

Voldemort smirked and muttered, "At last, Potter is going to be humiliated."

Hermione was the one who evilly smiled. " I know what song he should sing."

Harry gave his friend a look of horror when she moved to whisper in Lucius's ear. His heart started to pound while he looked at Hermione pleadingly.

Lucius smirked and said, " Because of this lady's suggestion, Potter needs to sing Diamond by Rihanna. Whoever she is."

Harry's eyes widened, "NO!" he screamed.

He raised his misty eyes at his friend.

"I thought you loved me," he hissed.

"I do, Harry, but I think its time you release all that tension about the person," said Hermione.

Harry sighed.

Voldemort was intrigued, what was the reason Potter was so reluctant to sing this stupid muggle song? Too low for him? He seemed to panic when Lucius said the song.

This should be amusing, he thought.

Harry placed a amplifying charm on his throat and then got into position against a wall. Arms crossed and one leg on the wall. Eyes closed.

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond

Voldemort was captivated. The clear, melodic sound coming from the boy's mouth made him ache.

Find light in the beautiful sea
I choose to be happy
You and I, you and I
We're like diamonds in the sky

You're a shooting star I see
A vision of ecstasy

He sure was, thought Voldemort. He watched, entranced as the boy's hips started to swing his hips and trace his hand down his throat.

When you hold me, I'm alive
We're like diamonds in the sky

I knew that we'd become one right away
Oh, right away
At first sight I left the energy of sun rays
I saw the life inside your eyes

Harry slid down the wall, hands out and crying the lyrics from the inside of his soul.

So shine bright, tonight you and I
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

The group looked at the Boy-Who-Lived in shock. They had no idea he could sing that good.

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shining bright like a diamond
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shining bright like a diamond
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Voldemort watched hungrily as Harry's hands slid up from his legs to above his head.

Oh how I wish I could trap them there and ravish his body, he thought.

Palms rise to the universe
As we moonshine and molly
Feel the warmth, we'll never die
We're like diamonds in the sky

You're a shooting star I see
A vision of ecstasy
When you hold me, I'm alive
We're like diamonds in the sky

At first sight I felt the energy of sun rays
I saw the life inside your eyes

With those words Harry opened his eyes to the side with a gaze of longing. As if watching in a way only a lover could do. His eyes growing misty with lust and love. Crying out from his heart and soul with the words.

So shine bright, tonight you and I
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shining bright like a diamond
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shining bright like a diamond
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond

So shine bright, tonight you and I
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond

Harry took a deep breath and look back at the group.

All of them were speechless.

Voldemort had an aching erection, but no one noticed.

They all had their eyes on Harry.

He looked confused, "What? Was I that bad?"

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So here it is! The scene I have been dying to write! Write and review what you thought and I'll try to update as soon as I can.