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"Harry," sputtered Hermione, "that was wonderful!"
They rest of the group nodded. Stunned at what they just witnessed.
Harry blushed and muttered a, "thank you."
After successfully deflating his hard-on Voldemort put in his own two cents. "You looked very emotional during the performance. Was that a tribute to a lover perhaps?" sneered Voldemort.
Harry showed a blank face.
Hermione snickered after getting over her shock.
"I'm hungry," moaned Ron..
"Ron, you're always hungry," retorted Harry.
"Actually, I feel hungry too," piped Draco.
Lucius nodded, "It has been a long time since we started this, game."
Harry looked at his godfather and Remus.
"Can you show everyone to the dining room, Sirius?"
Sirius grinned, "Of course, Pup."
As everyone left the room they were confronted by a screaming portrait.
"BLOOD TRAITORS! MUDBLOODS! MY OWN BLOOD HAS DISGRACED THE HOUSE OF BLACK-"
"Good evening, Walburga, its been awhile since I've last seen you," commented the Dark Lord.
The lady portrait stopped shrieking and looked at him in shock.
"My Lord," she simpered, blushing.
The youth of the group looked disgusted, actually, so did Sirius.
"That's disgusting, my own mother, flirting with Voldemort."
"It just so happens I went to school with your mother, a very talented witch, especially with curses. Along with other things," smirked the Lord.
Sirius flinched, "I did not need that picture in my head."
Walburga glared at her son and snapped, "What are you waiting for, Sirius? Take the, My Lord, to the dining room. Make sure he gets what he wants and is treated with the proper courtesy of the House of Black."
Sirius rolled his eyes and lead the group to the room.
In the room, was a long black oak table with 11 seats. Perfect for the large group.
Harry sat down at the head of the table with Sirius on the other Harry's right were Hermione, Ron, Draco, and Blaise. On his left were Snape, Remus, Lucius, Bellatrix, and Voldemort.
"What does everyone want?" asked Harry.
"Fried Chicken."
"Ham"
"Steak."
"Turkey."
"Shepherd's Pie."
"Chicken Breast."
"Calzones."
"All of the above."
Everyone looked at Ron.
He blushed,"What? I'm hungry" he whined.
Harry sighed and called Kreacher. He appeared with a pop and bowed to him with a grimace on his face.
"Kreacher, can you get the food these people want, please?"
"Yes, Master." Then he was gone.
Harry put his hands under his chin and looked at the group and raised an eyebrow.
"Anyone have anything interesting to say?"
"Why are we dining with filth, My Lord?" asked Bellatrix.
"Because I am bored and these people prove to be more entertaining than most of my death-eaters," said Voldemort.
Everyone seemed to delve into their own discussions with the people at their sides.
Harry made sure his godfather wasn't watching when he questioned Snape.
"Do you have feeling for my godfather, Professor?"
Professor Snape didn't change his expression and merely lifted an eyebrow at him.
"And if I do, Potter?" Snape inquired.
"Then I wish you good luck. Though if you ever hurt Sirius' feelings I'm going to charm your hair pink when we get back to Hogwarts and make it last for a week," smiled Harry.
"I am not afraid of you, Potter."
"Maybe not now, but soon. Call me Harry since you are in a relationship with my godfather."
The food soon arrived and everyone started eating.
Soon after that, with full bellies, they went back to the living room to resume the game.
Harry moved to the inner circle and spinned the bottle.
spin...spin...spin...
Bellatrix cursed.
The bottle had landed on her.
Harry got a very evil look in his eyes and with an innocent expression said. "Judas by Lady Gaga. Since you don't know the song Hermione will show you the video on her ipod thingy."
Hermione quickly moved to the dark witch and played the video for her.
Bellatrix's face lit up and stared longingly at Voldemort.
Harry snickered and thought this is going to be good!
The witch went down on all fours and faced her lord.
Oh oh, oh oh
I'm in love with Judas, Judas
Oh oh, oh oh
I'm in love with Judas, Judas
With each word she started crawling closer to the snake-like man. A strange glint in her eyes that could only be described as desperation.
Judas, Juda-a-a, Judas, Juda-a-a
Judas Juda-a-a, Judas, Gaga
Judas Juda-a-a, Judas, Juda-a-a
Judas, Juda-a-a, Judas, Gaga
When he comes to me, I am ready
Bellatrix flipped her hair back and leaned against Voldemort. Eyes fluttering and lips forming into a pout.
I'll wash his feet with my hair if he needs
Lowers her face to the ends of his robe and kisses it.
Forgive him when his tongue lies through his brain
Even after three times, he betrays me
I'll bring him down, bring him down, down
A king with no crown, king with no crown
Voldemort pushes her off his lap and she lands on face first on the ground.
That doesn't stop her.
She jumps right back up and makes those googly fan-girl-like eyes.
I'm just a holy fool, oh baby it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
I'm just a holy fool, oh baby it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
Then started moving her hips back and forth.
Oh oh, oh oh
I'm in love with Judas, Judas
Oh oh, oh oh
I'm in love with Judas, Judas
Judas, Juda-a-a, Judas, Juda-a-a
Judas, Juda-a-a, Judas, Gaga
Bellatrix skipped to the columns by the walls and moved around them.
I couldn't love a man so purely,
She looked at the group and cackled.
Even prophets forgave his crooked way
I've learned love is like a brick you can
Build a house or sink a dead body
I'll bring him down, bring him down, down
A king with no crown, king with no crown
She skipped her way to the dark lord and bowed her head.
I'm just a holy fool, oh baby it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
I'm just a holy fool, oh baby it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
Oh oh, oh oh
I'm in love with Judas, Judas
Oh oh, oh oh
I'm in love with Judas, Judas
Bellatrix turned to look at everyone and make a sideways V with two fingers.
In the most biblical sense, I am beyond repentance
Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind
But in the cultural sense I just speak in future tense
Judas kiss me if offense, don't wear your condom next time
Suddenly, she leaps forward and clutches his robes. Not letting go even when Voldemort shooked his leg to make her get off him. Wrapping her body around his leg and humping against it like a bitch in heat.
I wanna love you
But something's pulling me away from you
Jesus is my virtue
And Judas is the demon I cling to, I cling to
Just a holy fool, oh baby it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
I'm just a holy fool, oh baby it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
Oh oh, oh oh
I'm in love with Judas, Judas
Oh oh, oh oh
I'm in love with Judas, Judas
Judas, Juda-a-a, Judas, Juda-a-a
Judas, Juda-a-a, Judas, Gaga
Silence...
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"That was disturbing," commented Harry.
Draco was clutching his eyes and wailed, "I think I'm blind!"
The rest were just looking at the spectacle in horror.
"Can someone get this bitch off me!" snarled Voldemort.
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