Can this get any weirder? Chapter 9, a harry potter fanfic

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Sirius Black.

"Scream by Usher, don't ask my sister loved the song. I think it would be wonderful if you sing it," stated Blaise.

"Great, we have to hear the mutt sing," snarked Severus.

Now, Severus, even you must know that all Blacks are wonderful singers. I for one would love to listen to Black," chided Lucius.

Sirius just gave them a look and looked at Harry.

Who gave him two thumbs up and winked.

Sirius held back the sigh that wanted to make its way out of his mouth and stood up.

He seemed to be prepping himself when his head snapped up.

He looked right at Severus.

I see you over there, so hypnotic
Thinking 'bout what I'd do to that body

Sirius whips his hand in the air and slowly moves his hand down his chest.

I'd get you like ooh baby baby
Ooh baby baby, ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby baby
Got no drink in my hand

He lifts his hands up innocently.

But I'm wasted

Fans his face with his hands and mock swoons. Landing in Harry's lap. Harry just laughed and spread his arms out.

Getting drunk on the thought of you naked
I'd get you like ooh baby baby
Ooh baby baby, ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby baby

Sirius revives himself and covers his eyes. Detaching his eyes from the gorgeous potion master's presence.

And I've tried to fight it, to fight it
But you're so magnetic, magnetic
Got one life, just live it, just live it
Now relax, singing on your back

Leaping into Padfoot's form and reappeared as himself behind Severus' back. Lifting his chin up and making him look him in the eye.

If you wanna scream, yeah
Let me know and I'll take you there
Get you going like
Ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby baby
Ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby
If you wanna turn right

The pureblood stroke the other man's face, from his forehead down to his silky, curling lips.

Hope you're ready to go all night
Get you going like

Grinding his hips in a hypnotizing manor against the Slytherin, Sirius' voice got even lower.

Ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby baby
Ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby
If you wanna scream

Yeah, come on

He leaped up and jumped onto the table on the opposite side of the room and toned down the lights with magic. Making only his face and body noticeable.

Kill the lights, shut 'em off
You're electric
Devil eyes telling me "Come and get it"
I'll have you like
Ooh baby baby ooh baby baby
Ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby baby
Girl tonight you're the prey
I'm the hunter
Take you here, take you there
Take you under
Imagine me whispering in your ear
That I wanna take off all your clothes and put something on ya

He dropped down to his knees and crawled toward the potion master. Giving him a pout and puppy dog eyes.

And I've tried to fight it, to fight it
But you're so magnetic, magnetic
Got one life, just live it, just live it
Now relax, and get on your back

If you wanna scream, yeah
Let me know and I'll take you there
Get you going like
Ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby baby
Ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby
If you want it done right
Hope you're ready to go all night
Get you going like
Ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby baby
Yeah, ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby
If you wanna scream...

Out louder, scream louder (if you wanna scream)
Louder, louder, louder, louder
Hey, tonight I scream, I'm on need (if you wanna scream)

Sirius finished and breathed deeply.

"Nice job Sirius!"

"Way to go, Mate!"

"Go Padfoot!"

"So what do you have to say about that Snape?" asked Sirius.

He didn't utter a single word.

Then he grabbed his hair and kissed him deeply.

Draco thought it was hot.

Hermione thought it sweet.

Ron thought it funny.
Harry found it creepy. I mean, who would want to see their own godfather making out with their teacher? Oh well, at least they were happy. Its not like he could judge, especially with the person he likes.

Sirius ripped himself away from the other male.

"Sev, will you marry me when we get out of here?"

Severus stopped and stared.

"Yes," he whispered.

Then they went back to snogging.

"I'll do it," grumbled Ron.

He spun the bottle and it landed on... Voldemort.