I decided to do two more chapters because I feel bad about hanging you guys. The other two will include karaoke/more truth or dare/and sexy stuff! So here is another chapter! Hope you all enjoy it and let me just say it has been great writing this.
I do not own Harry Potter
Neville spinned the bottle and it landed on our one and only hero.
"Truth or dare, Harry?"
"Dare, Neville, hit me with your best shot!"
Neville gave a grin similar to his mother's and said, "Sing Fastest girl in town by Miranda Lambert."
Harry raised an eyebrow. "Back to the singing for a while?"
"Huh?"
"Oh you weren't here then. We all played karaoke. This will get interesting, more embarrassing things to think of."
Harry got up and summoned a mike.
You've got the bullets
I've got the gun.
I've got a hankering for getting into something
Harry through a naughty look over at Voldemort and shimmied his behind.
This almost caused the Dark Lord to drool. Almost
I hit the bottle, you hit the gas,
I heard your 65 can really haul some ass.
I'm feeling frisky, you're feeling good
Harry walked to Voldemort and caressed his chest down to his belt buckle.
The man's legs started to slightly shake.
I guess the whiskey is doing what it should
I got the cigarettes
You've got a lighter
And when the sun goes down we'll start a little fire
Ain't no use in trying to slow me down
'Cause you're running with the fastest girl in town
Ain't you baby?
I like 'em crazy.
He swayed away from the other man and gestured to the rest of the room.
My reputation follows me around
Just makes me want to give them more to talk about
Let's go to town for a little while
I'll be wearing nothing but a tattoo and a smile
By now, Harry was grinning. Oh, poor Dark Lord. He looked about ready to come in his pants.
Ain't no use in trying to slow me down
'Cause you're running with the fastest girl in town
Ain't you baby?
You're kinda crazy.
Come on!
I see the blue lights, we better run.
Throw out the bottle and I'll hide the gun
If he pulls us over I'll turn on the charm
You'll be in the slammer and I'll be on his arm.
He snuggled next to Ron as he said this. Sighing in complete bliss.
Tom glared at the blushing red head.
Ain't no use in trying to slow me down
'Cause you're running with the fastest girl in town
Ain't you baby?
Well I told you I was crazy.
No I ain't no body's baby.
Hey!
He's got the bullets
He's got a gun
I got the hankering for getting into something.
Harry bowed over the applause.
"Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all day."
"You are really good, Harry! Though I think you caused the Dark's leader a little bit of discomfort," smirked Hermione.
The rest of the group looked in the corner and what do you know. The dark look was obviously trying to hide his erection and failing miserably.
The caused the group's amusement to increase dramatically.
"Don't you dare give me those looks! When we get out of here, you all are going to wish I killed you before we started these muggle games!"
Harry just shrugged and spinned the bottle.
Lucius now looked terrified.
"You didn't say truth or dare!"
Harry shrugged, "We are playing this again. We'll go back to that after Neville sees some funny songs."
"Now, do Bad Romance by Lady Gaga."
Harry crowd, grinning from ear to ear.
Hermione showed Lucius the video and slowly he stood up with the mike.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
He flicked his long hair back. Through a hateful look at Harry and then looked right. At. REMUS!
I want your ugly
I want your disease
Swaying his hips side to side to the beat he walked toward the frozen werewolf.
I want your everything
As long as it's free
I want your love
Lucius got down on his knees and crawled to his lover to be.
(Love-love-love I want your love)
I want your drama
The touch of your hand
He brushed his lips to Remus' jaw and sang the words into his ear.
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, your bad romance
I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
I want your horror
Lucius sat up straight in the werewolf's lap and moved his hips in a circle. Brushing his erection to the front of the other man's pants.
I want your design
'Cause you're a criminal
As long as your mine
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love-uuhh)
I want your psycho
Your vertigo stick
Want you in my rear window
Baby you're sick
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)
Lucius then started bucking and making the phone sign with both hands.
You know that I want you
('Cause I'm a free bitch baby!)
And you know that I need you
I want your bad, your bad romance
I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your love and
All your love has revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
He got off of the stunned man's lap and sassily walked away. One foot directly in front of the other. Shaking his booty all along the way.
Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk passion baby
Work it
I'm a freak bitch, baby
The blond turned back to Remus and had his hand over his heart. A pleading expression on his face.
I want your love and
I want your revenge
I want your love
I don't wanna be friends
Je veux ton amour
Et je veux ta revanche
Je veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I don't wanna be friends
(Caught in a bad romance)
I don't wanna be friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)
Want your bad romance!
I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)
Want your bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
And last, but not least, he finished with...SPIRIT FINGERS!
Draco was screaming in horror at the scene while Remus was trying to hide his tented pants.
This caused the group to have untold amounts of amusement.
Lucius went back to his seat after blowing a kiss to his would be lover and spinned the bottle.
Which landed on Hermione.
"I wish for you to sing The voice by Celtic Women."
Hermione nodded and started singing.
I hear your voice on the wind
And I hear you call out my name
"Listen, my child," you say to me
"I am the voice of your history
Be not afraid, come follow me
Answer my call, and I'll set you free"
I am the voice in the wind and the pouring rain
I am the voice of your hunger and pain
I am the voice that always is calling you
I am the voice, I will remain
She pranced around the room, doing spectacular ballerina movements with the words and gracefully did this with her eyes closed.
I am the voice in the fields when the summer's gone
The dance of the leaves when the autumn winds blow
Ne'er do I sleep thoughout all the cold winter long
I am the force that in springtime will grow
I am the voice of the past that will always be
Filled with my sorrow and blood in my fields
I am the voice of the future, bring me your peace
Bring me your peace, and my wounds, they will heal
I am the voice in the wind and the pouring rain
I am the voice of your hunger and pain
I am the voice that always is calling you
I am the voice
I am the voice of the past that will always be
I am the voice of your hunger and pain
I am the voice of the future
I am the voice, I am the voice
I am the voice, I am the voice
She finished with a pirouette. Everyone clapped and waited for the next victim after Hermione spinned the bottle.
Ron Weasel