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"I think you should sing something really embarrassing, Ronald. How about you sing Beauty and a Beat by Justin Bieber?" cackled Hermione. Strongly reminding everyone of the dark haired witch not 5 feet away.
Ron looked confused and when Hermione showed him the video he started to whimper from the sheer horror of performing the song.
"Go get 'em, Tiger!" said Harry happily, slapping Ron's butt to get him moving.
He did this reluctantly, but grabbed the microphone away from his curly haired friend.
Show you off, tonight I wanna show you off (eh, eh, eh)
What you got, a billion could've never bought (eh, eh, eh)
We gonna party like it's 3012 tonight
I wanna show you all the finer things in life
So just forget about the world, we're young tonight
I'm coming for ya, I'm coming for ya
He was pointing at Hermione and giving her the coldest glare he could do, which made him look like he was pouting.
Cause all I need
Is a beauty and a beat
Who can make my life complete
It's all about you,
Ron took the mic into his left hand and started to move sideways sensually.
When the music makes you move
Baby, do it like you do
Cause...
[Beat break]
Body rock, girl, I can feel your body rock (eh, eh, eh)
Take a bow, you're on the hottest ticket now, oh (eh, eh, eh)
He did exactly this with a grin on his face.
A fake one at that.
We gonna party like it's 3012 tonight
I wanna show you all the finer things in life
So just forget about the world, we're young tonight
I'm coming for ya, I'm coming for ya
Cause all I need
Is a beauty and a beat
Who can make my life complete
It's all about you,
When the music makes you move
Baby, do it like you do
Then...OH MY GOD!
Ron was now dressed up in a skimpy pink outfit with furry bra like contraption.
He, of course, did not know this and the group could barely contain their laughter.
Even the Dark Lord was laughing so hard he couldn't make a sound.
In time, ink lines, bitches couldn't get on my incline
The red head put his right hand on his hip and raised his heel up.
He did this while wearing pink hooker heels and in a puffy tutu.
This just made them laugh even harder.
World tours, it's mine, ten little letters, on a big sign
Justin Bieber, you know I'mma hit 'em with the ether
Buns out, wiener, but I gotta keep an eye out for Selener
Beauty, beauty and the beast
Beauty from the east, beautiful confessions of the priest
Beast, beauty from the streets, we don't get deceased
Every time a beauty on the beats
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go)
Body rock, girl, I wanna feel your body rock
Cause all... (all I need is love) I need
Is a beauty and a beat
Who can make my life complete
It's all... (all I need is you) about you,
When the music makes you move
Baby, do it like you do
Cause...
And last, but not least, he crossed his legs and took a bow.
Showing his hot pink thong that said I'm juicy and I know it! in black letters to the group
They couldn't take the torture anymore.
Harry, Hermione, Remus, and the rest roared with laughter at the blushing red head.
He put his hands on his hips.
"What's so funny? I wasn't that bad was I?"
Harry was the first one to recover and conjured a mirror for his soon to be furious friend.
Ron took one look at his reflection, screamed and fainted.
"Let's go eat, he'll most likely smell the food and wake up," said Neville.
They all nodded and went into the dining room.
That was just too funny for words.
This story is going to be taking a little longer because I just thought of a way to end the story. Though now I have a bunch of ideas to write and I think this would be good for you guys. Hope you liked this chapter and I'll have the next one up by friday.