XD sorry this is super late y'all lol
Grandpa Piss was, well, pissed, as he destroyed many worlds. In his Godlike power, he killed many people with but a touch. The God Charizard he had rescued from the science lab flew alongside him, laughing maniacally. "FOOLISH MORTALS, WE ARE YOUR GODS, COWer."
Suddenly, out of the sky fell a DeLorean, with the Back to the Fuckture theme blaring very very loudly.
"FUCKERS?" screamed Gary Oak as the DeLorean landed on a small piece of ground that the two god-like beings had not destroyed. He and Xehanort quickly got out of the car, Gary holding the Rad Sword™. Gary was already in his magical girl form, ready to kick some ASS.
"FOOLS, we have already destroyed all that you care about." shouted Grandpa Piss, in all of his evilness.
"I don't care about anything." Gary said, the Wake Me Up Inside song playing quietly in the background. "KEYBLADE" Xehanort concurred.
"WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'LL ALSO BE DEAD SOON." the God Charizard added, charging up a Hyper Beam.
Suddenly, a gunshot was heard, and the God Charizard fell out of the sky, dead. Another gunshot, and Grandpa Piss was crumpled on the ground next to him. "Y-you… my empire…" Grandpa Piss whispered, as he bled out.
Standing above the two corpses, holding a still smoking pistol, was Orange-Kun, with a devilish smile upon his orangey face.
"ORANGE-KUN!" shouted Gary Fuckingmmmmmm Oak, in a surprisingly anime-like voice. "SO IT WAS YOU BEHIND THIS ALL ALONG?"
Orange-kin laughed like an anime villain. "Indeed, I was the one behind this all along. It was I who orchestrated the death of Professor Guzma, of Paarthurnax, of Steven the Sim." Gary gasped at the mention of his friends. Orange-kun continued. "I even orchestrated your own Grandfather's hatred for you." Orange-kun said, his smile growing wider every second, until it was spilling off of his face and burning through the ground like acid.
Gary growled in anger, but he didn't sound intimidating at all, more like a small puppy. "YOU FIEND! YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING FIEND! FUCK YOU YOU RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE!" Gary screamed as he held up the AWESOME FUCKING SWORD™, and channeled his Super Kawaii Magical Girl beam through the sword in order to shoot Orange-kun, the one who had just absolutely ruined his fucking life.
"SUPERRRR KAWAIII MAGICAL GIRLLLLL BEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAM!1111!1!"
The beam fired, but Orange-kun deflected it with just his orangey skin. "KEYBLADE" exclaimed Xehanort in shock.
"Fufufufufu, indeed, I have absorbed the powers of Grandpa Piss and God-Charizard, and I have added them to my own Godlike powers!. I am truly the perfect being!"
"Hey what's that behind you?" Gary said.
"Oh worm?" Orange-kun said as he turned around to look. Gary then ran over and flipped the switch on his back.
Orange-kun went through and odd, magical girl-like transformation, as he became… "I'M METTATON FUCKING EX?" shouted Orange-kun as he looked down at his new body. They were mere butch babies in comparison.
"KEYBLADE" Xehanort shouted. That roughly translated to "HE'S VULNERABLE NOW"
"o fuc"
Gary did an odd kind of dance as he scrambled for a weapon. He activated a small necklace from that one quest that one time that totally happened. You guys wouldn't know about that quest, she goes to another school. SHe's REAL, GUYS!11!1! The necklace was a small key or something idk.
The key began to glow, and it unlocked another fucking rift in space-time. A pair of spoon-y hands grasped the edges of the rift and pulled a gnarled form completely made out of spoons through. It was him. The Skyrim Peddler, Bethany Esda himself, Toddothy Howard. (Aka God Howard.)
"B̨̡̨̛̲͖̬̖̜̬̝̮̞͇̲͍͚̻̞̍̎̋͂͒̀̿̏̅̄̆͗̓̊̏̍͒͂͒̃̀͂̽̕͜͜͢͝U̧̧͍͕̫͖̞̲͓͉͉̖̹͎̖̤̪̱̠̦̼̗̹̯̗͔̭͎͕̙̒͐̀̿̔̋͂̔̀̇̾̄͋́͑͗̅̑́͛͆͒̍́̕̚͝͝͝Ÿ̵̡̡̛̛̻̜̦̟̞̯̤͖̥̞̺̻͉̪͚̩͈̭͔̗́͆̀̋̐̿̒̃̾̃͌́̀͆̑̓̋̓͠͝͝ͅ ̜̆S̵̡̧̢͈̖͇̤͚̘̜̼̗̹̩̞͓̪̺͖̯̳̥̹̺̣̮̈̃̄͆͂́̾̌͗͑̐̏̌͂̋̀̽͒̓͝͡͝͠K̵̨̞̝̹̲͉͓͈̤̠̺̻̟͈͓̝̮̜̼͙̑̅̾̋̿́̋͌͑̓͊̈́̀́̿͆̆́͑͒̾̂͘͠͝ͅY̷̧̡̺͔̜̗̞̣̺̤̖̤̲̪̩̲̪͙̙͙̙̤͎̐̈́̂̂̏̋͆̔̊̒́̅̽͑̊̒̀̾͑͛̀͒̏́͒̕̕͘ͅŖ̢̨̨̛͕̮͙͖͓̲̠͔̥̝̳̺̘͇͇̏́͑͆̈́̾̋̂̿͛̌̐̑͋̃̈̏̅͗͠ͅỈ̡̼̯̮̼͈͎̳̱̗͓̜̤̩̗̦͉̯̦͙̺̤̭͚̤̫͍͗̏͌̄͐́͒́̇͊͆͐̋̐͒͂̀́̉̍̈́͑̐́͂̕̕ͅM̨̢̝͔͉̳͉̩̹͕̤̭̥̈́̔͋̉̔̋͑̽͋̂͂̎̀͋́͆̚͢͜͟͡͝͝ͅͅ" he shouted in agony, as he did a weird sort-of fast shamble toward Orange kun EX. Orange kun screamed in terror. "NO I PREFER OBLIVION!" The orangey man scrambled backwards, falling over as he did. Toddeth quickly overtook him, standing over him in all of his spoonful glory. Toddlington reached into the trenchcoat covering his spoon-ish body, pulling out a port of Skyrim for the Beyblade. The lord's gun. The same beyblade Moses split the red sea with. After firing this mighty overpriced Disk, The spirit thing of this specific beyblade appeared as a moose. The now gathered nearby convenient townsfolk ghasped and awed at this moose because holy shit have you seen a moose? They're goddamn MASSIVE. If you hit one of these bastards with your fucking car you've just pissed it off.
The moose, upon seeing God Howard is IMMEDIATELY stricken with pure moose rage and charges at him full moose speed. Anyway, upon realizing how royally fucked God Howard is, Howard pulls out his disk, lets it rip and it's some weak ass dragon that gets annihilated by the rabid moose astrally projecting into your realm fucking your wife. You can't stop him, no one can, Your wife is loving it, sorry bud. It was a nice honeymoon till that sexy, sexy moose. So God howard thoroughly fed up with this moose decides to rip open his spoon-chest (y'know, the body chest) and release a swarm of angry wasps that he kept inside of himself (they couldn't sting him because he was made of spoons). The wasps immediately clung to every surface that the moose had to offer and stung the moose over and over and over again. The moose began to swell up from all the wasps stings and started going into anaphy-whatever shock. It fell over face first directly into the spoon man, causing his already fragile spoon body to just… scatter itself all over the ground.
The wasps kept stinging the moose corpse for a few moments because they just do not know when to quit, then they lifted off back up into the air (because unlike bees they don't die) to find a new target. Suddenly all of the wasps faced toward Gary "Bitch Baby" Oak and Xehanort and buzzed menacingly. "OH SHIT, don't FUCKING move!" Gary shouted as he tried to stay as still as possible. "KEYBLADE" Xehanort shuddered, which only attracted the wasps attention even more. "well fuck" Gary whispered, as he knew his end was near. Then Orange Kun EX stood up. "AHHAHAHAHHAHH, OH THE TURN TABLES!" He shouted like some sort of villain dude. The wasps turned to face him. "o fucc" Orange Bitch whispered, as he knew his end was near. Orange Kun Extra Spicy turned to the group "Run fools, I will hold them off! Go! Just..just go!" Gary, still running said "k" and booked it to the nearest cave in a sort of half run half constantly tripping. Orange kun was juiced in the swarm of bastards and just died instantly because only a dumbass fights wasps with a sword. The wasps stung him for a couple more minutes, as they weren't checking to see if he was alive but rather because just fuck wasps man.. Anyway, seeing the *ahem* "heroic" death of his ally, gary realized the true power was in him all along yada yada Friendship etc. etc. Power in Love. He flashed back to those good times with orange kun before he was this smoldering pile of pulp. "The good times,, like when he called me a bitch,,,,,,,, and that other time he coined the term Bitch BOy" gary spoke "Oh wait lol nah he was kinda a dick till the end whoops. But idk that whole dying this Was pretty noble."
Anyway with this new found strength, Gary clasped onto his necklace of the now glowing Special Main Character Amulet of Love and Friendship (S.M.C.A.L.F.) and spoke the words that came to his heart "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" which is anime girl for "Ultimate Weapon of power get ur bitch ass out here pls" which glowed with the power of deceased moose rage. After the blinding glow subsided, the weapon floated down revealing to be a can of Axe body spray. Gary did not know how to use axe body spray, so he just chucked the can at the wasps. Luckily, wasps love axe body spray, so they just kind of,,,, enveloped the can. "KEYBLADE" Xehanort exclaimed, revealing his hidden deus ex machina (but in this story do we really need that? Yes we do) powers. From the void (y'know, where sithis does his thing) he summoned a magical girl dress and did some magical spell shit in order to contain the wasps in the dress! Creating a hive (lol) mind magical girl. 'Twas BaguToOppai-chan!
"I'm BaguToOppai-chan!" said BaguToOppai-chan. "FUCK, you need a nickname. You are now Hatchin." said Gary. "Hatchin' what?" said Hatchin. "HATCHIN' SOME FUCKS TO GIVE(?)!" screamed ScaryGary.
And so our heroes ran the fuck off into the sunset (or whatever fucking time it was) and fucked off until another bad fuckin' dude showed up,,,,,,,,,,, see ya space wasp girl,,,,,,,,,,,,