Ramen Doodles

By Andrew J. Talon

Disclaimer: I do not and probably never will own Naruto or any other copyrighted works mentioned in this story. I am not writing this for profit.

Author's Note: When I have writer's block, I often write a lot of random snippets of ideas, omakes, and continuations of other author's ideas that kind of petered out. As I'm afflicted with a bit of writer's block regarding Key Through the Heart (again), I've decided I'm not going to leave you guys in the lurch. Therefore, enjoy some writing I've been doing over at The Fanfiction Forum.

Due to my wish to keep you guys entertained, but also due to the fact I have little time to write more material, I've been digging around my archives for older snippets and stories I've written for you guys. At this point I probably have at least half a million words written for Naruto alone.

Two lemony bits for the price of one, enjoy!

"Fucking timeloop!"

Ino seethed as she made her way to the Academy. Despite the fact her current body had not been getting a certain itch good and scratched, her horniness had transfered along with her memories.

She'd finally gotten him all to herself and what happened? Time reset itself.

"GODDAMNIT!" She screamed again, scattering several shocked civilians. She grumbled all the way to the Academy.

"Hey Ino-Pig!" Sakura taunted as she walked up alongside Ino. "How's-?"

WHAM! Sakura was backhanded into a nearby wall, her face making small cracks in the wood. Ino snorted.

"Fuck off fangirl..."

She arrived at the Academy, looking around. Her eyes met Naruto's, and she felt a thrill of hope.

"Naruto!" She squealed, jumping down and landing in his lap.

"OOF! I-Ino! What the-?"

Ino kissed him deeply, rubbing herself against his crotch. Naruto moaned into her mouth as her tongue wrestled with his. She released the kiss, breathing hard and ignoring the shocked looks of everyone else in the classroom-Including Sasuke's, she was pleased to note.

"Yeah, that's right, you can forget ever getting a piece of this!" Ino grinned, taking Naruto's hand and smacking it against her backside. She turned back to the dazed Naruto.

"You do remember..." She purred, already unzipping his pants and sliding a hand into his boxers. Naruto drooled.

"Y-Yeah," he mumbled. That familiar grin appeared on his face, and he deftly tore Ino's panties off.

"In that case... Let's resume where we left off," Ino purred, sliding down on his cock with a loud moan.

The rest of the class could do little more than stare as Ino and Naruto had sex on a skill level the characters in Icha Icha Paradise could barely meet on a good day. Iruka, torn between screaming at them for their impropriety and cheering Naruto on as he made Ino scream, settled on shifting the team assignments slightly.

Especially when the late Hinata eagerly joined in.

"I'm late, I'm late-! Shit shit shit!" Naruto cursed, hopping from roof to roof as quickly as he could. He'd overslept the day team assignments were going to be given out! How the hell could he do that?

And why did he feel so tired? He hadn't trained especially hard last night...

So distracted was Naruto that he didn't notice the telltale silvery glint of sunlight reflecting off of a wire trap. Granted, Naruto at this stage in his life probably wouldn't notice it even when not distracted, but the fact remained he blundered right into it, and with a yelp he found himself hanging upside-down in a tree, wrapped as though captured by a gigantic spider.

"HEY! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? LET ME GO!" Naruto yelled. He looked "down" from his orientation as he felt himself be pulled up, and his eyes widened at who had caught him.

A pretty, lithe, brown-haired kunoichi with her hair up in buns, wearing a pink shirt and green pants, grinned at him in a predatory manner as she easily slid down to face him, upside like him and suspended from wire.

"Hey Naruto," she cooed in a breathy voice, wrapping her arms around him slowly. Naruto gulped, her movements reminding him of that of a spider he'd once watched devour a fly.

"H-Hey! Wh-What's the big idea-?" He got out, blushing heavily as the odd girl ran her hands over his cheeks and through his hair, staring intently into his eyes. She cuddled him, nuzzling his neck.

"I'm sorry," she murmured, somehow reeling them both up into the tree's thick canopy. Naruto absently observed that this concealed them both very well. The girl pulled him up and pushed him against the trunk of the tree, still gently holding and caressing him. She tugged on one wire, releasing the wires around his waist and crotch but nowhere else.

"Since you're going to be doing it later today, I'll just give you an example of an introduction your instructor will ask for," the girl purred, unzipped Naruto's pants and sliding a hand into his boxers. Naruto gasped, eyes rolling back into his head as she gripped his cock, already hardening.

"My name is Tsume Tenten. I like you, Naruto-kun. In fact, I love you. I love blowing things up with you, I love fighting alongside you," here Tenten leaned in and kissed Naruto sensually, suckling on his tongue lightly. Naruto moaned into her mouth and clumsily returned the kiss, keeping it up until Tenten broke it with a naughty grin.

"I also like fucking you, especially while bound," she whispered. She hummed as she spat on her hand to lubricate it, returning to her handjob to which Naruto moaned happily.

"I don't like Sasuke... Nor do I care for Sakura. She hogs you for herself on loops she remembers," Tenten explained. Seeing Naruto was hard enough, she quickly stripped off her shirt, pants, chest bindings, and panties, as well as undoing her buns. She stood and posed sexily in front of Naruto, letting go of his cock long enough to do so. Naruto drooled, panting in excitement. He didn't know what the hell Tenten was talking about in regards to loops, but he'd heard, seen and felt enough to not really care.

"Hmmm... My hobbies are training, cooking, gymnastics, blowing things up, finding new ways to blow things up, and having hot sex with you," Tenten moaned, pressing herself up against his body. She felt his warmth, both through touch and her chakra senses, which easily increased her arousal as her warm pussy could attest to, and the cold steel added a lovely contrast. She resumed giving Naruto a hand job, and kissed him again before speaking.

"My goals for the future...? Well," Tenten purred, sliding herself down on Naruto's cock with a low, sexy moan. Naruto moaned with her, any thought of resistance gone. Tenten released the wires binding his arms and legs, letting the blonde wrap his arms around her and push into her tight, tender pussy even more. She groaned as he pushed up against her G-spot.

"Ahhhnnn... I was thinking I fuck you until you recall previous loops, like you've done for me, and then we can fuck some more," she moaned, bouncing on top of Naruto's lap with passionate ease. Tenten looked into Naruto's eyes, and saw recognition beginning to build. She gasped as he gripped her breasts in both hands and squeezed roughly, just the way she liked it.

"Ungh! Ungh! Ahhn! Aah! Hhaa!" She panted, Naruto beginning to thrust up into her harder. He suckled her tits while running his fingers through her hair, Tenten gritting her teeth in resistance to the pleasure.

No... Can't... Cum first...!

She pounded his cock even harder, and despite the circumstances, Naruto was still a twelve-year old boy. With a loud cry of Tenten's name he came, shooting so much semen past her cervix into her womb it began leaking out around the point of their joining. Tenten screamed in response, clamping down hard on his member in her own orgasm, gripping him so tightly her fingernails cut through his jack.

They sat there, panting and catching their breaths. Naruto looked up into Tenten's eyes... And smiled that familiar smile.

"Enjoy bringing me back?" He asked. Tenten smiled impishly and kissed his forehead.

"As much as you do," she murmured. Naruto smirked back as his cock rapidly rehardened inside of her, making Tenten gasp.

"Just one problem," Naruto said, beginning to bounce her on his lap again. Tenten eagerly pounded back, moaning in bliss.

"Y-Yes?"

"I don't, ungh, think I've remembered, haa... Everything I need to," Naruto grunted as he thrust up into Tenten harder. The weapons specialist moaned, especially when Naruto tugged on her hair.

"Ahhh... G-Guess this will, aahhhnnn, t-take a while, oooh..."

"Damn straight, hnn..."

Tenten lemons are no bad thing.