Ramen Doodles
By Andrew J. Talon
Disclaimer: I do not and probably never will own Naruto or any other copyrighted works mentioned in this story. I am not writing this for profit.
Anyway, here's another trope: Naruto/Tsunade fics.
It was late at night in Konoha, and Tsunade had summoned Naruto to her office. The orange-clad ninja wondered what she could possibly have in mind for him. Maybe it was a secret mission? That would be kind of cool.
He knocked on the door, then barged on in as he usually did. His eyes soon adjusted to the candlelight.
"Hey Granny Tsunade! I'm here to see you... You..."
He stared at the image before him. Tsunade reclined on a bed in see through lingerie, a sexy smile on her face as she laid like a cat. She smirked and gave Naruto a come hither look and crook of her finger.
"So Naruto... Ready to become a man?" Tsunade crooned.
Naruto stared for a very, very long time in dead silence.
He then turned and threw up into the nearest potted plant.
He turned back to Tsunade, barely able to even look her in the eyes as he wiped his mouth with the back of his sleeve.
"Granny Tsunade, you're drunk. GO HOME!"
Outside of porn? Doesn't work...