Ramen Doodles

By Andrew J. Talon

Disclaimer: I do not and probably never will own Naruto or any other copyrighted works mentioned in this story. I am not writing this for profit.

Written with help from cj304 , some Drunken!Hinata antics!

Sakura: "Hey Hinata! Try some sake!"

Hinata: "Eh? But-We're underaged!"

Sakura: "Screw that, we're ninja! Come on, just a sip, please?"

Hinata: "Wellll... Okay."

One sip later... And... Hinata is tearing up the restaurant in a drunken fury.

HInata: "WHAT"D YOU SAY TO ME, YOU CENSORED CENSORED OH DEAR CENSORED?!"

Hiashi: "Oh no, she's just like her mother was when drunk! Neji, quick! Go distract her while I grab that Uzumaki boy to throw at her!"

Neji: "Fuck my life... Hinata-sama, please-"

Hinata: bitchslaps Neji through the bartable "STOP TRYIN' T' STEAL MY MAN, BIG SISTER!"

Neji: "Owww..."

Sakura: "All right, that's it! Hinata, Hinata, calm down-!"

Hinata bitchslaps her through the nearest house.

Hinata: "THAT'SH FOR BEIN' MEAN TO NARUTO YOU FLAT CHESTED BITCH!"

Ino: "Wow..."

Hinata: "AND FER BREAKING UP WITH INO!"

Ino: "Ah, wait, we weren't dating-"

Hinata: "STOP BEIN' MEAN TO BLONDES YOU BITCH!"

Ino: "...we weren't dating... were we?"

Sakura: Bright Red as she staggers back in "NO!"

Tenten: "Well, actually, I've been meaning to talk to you about that, and your denial-as-coping methods..."

Sakura: "NO! I'M NOT-WE'RE NOT-!"

Hinata: "SEE! STH'AP BEIN' MEAN TO BLONDES!"

Hiashi: Runs in carrying Naruto "I have him, Neji!"

Naruto: "What's going on, and why am i-ah~!"

Neji manages to pull himself free, and takes hold of Naruto around the waist.

Neji: "Got him, Hiashi-sama!"

Naruto: "Hey wait a minute-?!"

Neji: [yeets naruto at Hinata]

GLOMP!

Naruto: "URK!"

Hinata: "NARUTO! I'-i'll trea' you bedder than tha' flat chested harpy~! Cuddle Time!"

Naruto: "I... Oh wow... This... This is what it's like to be hugged?"

Tenten: "...oh, this just got serious and a little sad."

Ino: "...yikes. Uh, keep it up, Hinata?"

Hinata: "HERE! TOUCH MY BOOBS!"

Naruto: "Um-"

Hinata: "I SAID TOUCH THEM!"

Naruto: "OKAY OKAY!"

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Lee: "YOSH! Hinata-san! You too are a drunken master. I will fight you until you sober up, or else I will do a 200 laps around Konoha on my hands!"

Tenten: "Lee, NO! I think Naruto needs this disastrously hilarious mess for positive reinforcement"

Ino: "...uhhhhhhh, that's not exactly how that works, but I can't say that it's exactly untrue, either"

Lee: "..Oh." Deflated.

Hinata: "STOP WIGGLING AND LET ME LOVE YOU. [SQUEEZE]"

Naruto: [squeaky toy noise]

Hinata: "Heehee~!"

Naruto: "Ow! Those are my ribs!"

Hinata: "Sho... I should stop hugging-?"

Naruto: "Heck no, keep it up!"