The Second Deku Ex Machina Christmas Special
The night before Christmas, and all through the dorms,
Not a student was stirring, not even-
And then Izuku Midoriya flew into the sun.
Izuku left a hole in the ceiling as he shot at light-speed towards the sun. Wow, this is awesome!
"Bakugo," Kaminari asked. "What did you just type?"
"Nothing."
"Hey, let me-"
And Kaminari shorted himself out. Sparks leapt out, and Kaminari had a big dopey grin on his face.
"Can that computer you're typing on do anything?" Shinso asked.
"Why, are you-"
And Bakugo tied himself up next to Santa and the author we ambushed earlier.
"Hey!" Mineta shouted, "Why do you get to play with the computer that literally writes our reality!"
"Because I'm the only one here that can be trusted with absolute power over you all. It's literally my Quirk."
"Aw, come on! At least let me have a turn!"
"No!" the class collectively shouted.
And to make absolutely sure you don't get any ideas, Mineta will tie himself next to Bakugo.
"I will not!" Mineta said as he tightened the knot holding him in place.
Alright, let's see what Bakugo did… yeah, that's not cool. Midoriya reappeared back in the building as if nothing had happened.
Everyone shielded their eyes as Izuku blinked into existence. His metal body gleamed like a lightbulb, glowing incandescent as heat radiated off him.
I suppose a dip into the sun would be as if nothing had happened. Let's see if I can fix that…
Izuku returned to room temperature, and the glow disappeared.
Wait, can this computer also…
Shinso fell asleep, and never had tr-
And Shinso got a nice fluffy pillow and blankets, and oh my gosh, he looks so cute sleeping! Is that weird to say? Did I just make Shinso cuter? Oh my gosh, I did! The bags under his eyes are gone, and his hair turned bright red, and look at those muscles!"
And Mina stepped away from the computer before she turned Shinso into Kirishima. Those two should get a room already. No, wait, stop! Uh… the room they were in was soundproof. And had *******. Why is that censored? Oh, right, this is rated T for Totally not going there. Maybe this is a bad idea…
Sato got an air fryer!
And Kaminari finally got a PS5! With all the games! And a two-hundred inch plasma TV! And-
Tokoyami finally admitted that he wants nothing more than to dress-
In pitch black robes that matched the darkness in his heart. And Dark Shadow stopped trying to-
Hold back on dressing fabulous! The room filled with-
Sparkling and dazzling pictures of moi truly! Aoyama truly is the most radiant, magnifique person ever!
My parents make millions on construction contracts! No, billions! We're rich! Richer than-
Almost as rich as the Yaoyorozu family. And we bought Disney. The Yaoyorozu family bought Disney. Why isn't this working?
Chomp.
Everyone stared at Izuku in horror. Reality flickered, and Bakugo shouted, "I told you so!"
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Hello there.
My name is Izuku Midoriya.
What is your name?
A/N: and a Merry Christmas to you all! I'll have another chapter of Izuku & Mei's Excellent Adventure ready... soon... and in the meantime, there's an all new Christmas one-shot! Check out Dear Satan for more holiday hijinx.