Sora, Riku, Speedwagon, Josuke Higashikata, Neku, Okuyasu Nijumira, Koichi Hiroshe, Freya Crescent, Shigechi (who got by taxi), Bird-Brain and a popcorn seller by the name of Yoshikage Kira have reunited in front of the mysterious mansion belonging to Rohan Kishibe, the greatest mangaka ever! No, seriously, it's written on his mailbox.
''Alright, let's beat the motherfucker out!'' Josuke yelled. He was really pissed, and it had nothing to do with his hair being messed up. ''We'll punch him so bad we're gonna take the taste out of its goddamn mouth!''
''Speedwagon, how are you doing?'' Sora asked, worried about the british man's welfare.
''I am doing fine, SoSo!'' Speedwagon said, feeling young like a child again.
''B-but... We saw you with lots of injuries... you were bleeding.'' Sora was concerned and hated violence against one of his dear friends.
''Listen, boy. I grew up at Ogre Street! That place is the true definition of mean!'' Speedwagon took a deep breath. Sora saw sparkles of light emanating out of Speedwagon's body. ''Ogre Street is where the most vile, abominable and worse than puke men have been born at. I'm glad a great man like Jonathan Joestar recognized how big of a heart a scoundrel like I had. I thought he would kill me like a bastard, but he did not because Jojo thought I had a family that cared for me and loved me. What a gentleman Mr. Joestar was, I do miss him...''
''I grew at Burmecia, where the children who wielded spears went to war on a very young age.'' Freya said, soon as Speedwagon cried wisely.
''Kishibe Rohan is my dearest costumer!'' Kira said, giving Sora and his friends a popcorn. ''Every Wednesdays and Fridays he asks me if I'm avaliable to send him my homemade popcorns.''
''Squawk-Friend.'' Bird-Brain felt dislocated amidst the strangers, but he showed to be a likeable bird who liked popcorn.
''I feel the shaking of the ground.'' Okuyasu was frightened. ''This Rohan will kill us one by one with its darkness.''
''How is he able to manipulate darkness?'' Riku asked, without forgetting how Rohan trapped he and his friends into a theater room full of PG-13 movies and as they tried to get out, they were actually inside Speedwagon's Stand, a car.
''I have learned how to breath Hamon, so don't worry about me. Sora! I will protect you.'' Speedwagon patted Sora's head and shaked hands to a peculiar lady like Freya.
''Josuke, are you sure you wanna do that?'' Koichi wetted his pants, as if Rohan's Mansion was the Stand itself about to eat them, like in the Monster House movie.
''I will do it for Speedy's sake! Rohan had no right of making us hurt that guy!'' Josuke took a heavy walk towards the creep mansion.
''This Josuke gets on his nerves really easy, but I don't blame him.'' Sora said, to which Freya grabbed him by the arm.
''Sir Fratley... The black bugs told me... Fratley, we need to discuss our feelings with each other! Talk to me... I need you to talk with me...''
''Snap out of it, Freya!'' Riku and Okuyasu rushed in, without understanding what was going on.
''Pay attention, Fratley... the bugs told me...'' Freya spoke liked a deranged rat who fled pest control. ''we need to talk things throught. About our relationship... you're so distant at times, and that drives me mad!...''
''You will break Sora's arm!'' Riku shouted. He grabbed out his sword and wanted to cut the dirty rat's arm!
''Squawk! Fr-awk-eya...'' Bird-Brain told Riku to not hurt his burmecian friend. ''Fme-ark! Fr-awk-iend...''
''What the fuck are you doing, shit dick?'' Okuyasu layed his Stand's hand upon Riku's shoulders. who got erased and he bleeded a lot.
''RIKU! I love you!'' Sora came to Riku, who contorted in the ground like a vermin exposed to light.''
''I-I-I...I din't mean't to, Sora!'' Okuyasu was scared and he ran away crying.
''I am okay Sora, but... everyone, stay out the grass!'' Riku yelled with all the air in the lungs. It was as if by merely stepping on the grass that Rohan's wicked Stand powers began to manifestate!
''Sir Fratley...'' Freya was devastated. She cried like a young child who lost its way home. ''I fell in love with an amnesiac!''
''It'll be alright, Freya.'' Sora comforted the rat lady. They both looked at each others's green eyes, and Freya didn't felt mad anymore.
''I have a confession. I may be a popcorn seller...'' Kira said, before he came with a surprise. ''But I'm also a Stand User! T.N.T. For The Brain!''
''WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! Is that a SPONGE CAKE!?'' Josuke knocked the door with Crazy Diamond so hard it went flying into the void, and there was a sponge cake lying in front of him. And just then, as he took a step inside the mansion, the cake grew teeth and ate Josuke. His last words were... ''FUCK!''
''ROHAN KISHIBE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!'' Sora yelled, as he went dark. Even his clothes became dark, like he was possesed by darkness. Riku smelled the darkness that came from... within Sora's heart!?