Dawn's Yuri Fandom Harem.
Summary: T.D's popular Moonchild, Dawn, talks about all of her sexual experiences with women from different universes.
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners.
Rated M for language and sexual content.
P.S-All characters in this fic are over 18 years old.
Chapter 98: Lust, Sex, and Muffins?
Back in the basement of her home, Dawn (wearing her black leaf t-shirt and black jeans) was sitting down on the set of her podcast as she was about to film another episode of her series. Once the camera was on, Dawn press record on her remote control as the episode was now live.
"Hey everyone, it's your host Dawn here, with episode ninety-eight," Dawn said to her viewers.
"I can't believe it, I'm only two episodes away from airing my big one hundredth episode, I can't wait," Dawn said in an excited tone and then she calms down.
"But I still need to get through this episode first before I can think about episode one hundred," Dawn said.
"So my next story takes me back to the world of the main seven girls and I met a very simple girl with a love for muffins and wanting to know more about sex, that girl's name was Derpy and please everyone don't laugh, it is a very cute name," Dawn said.
"So this story begins in a park in the human world," Dawn said.
Flashback…
Dawn had used her dimensional scissors to travel back to the human world to see if she can hang out with the main seven girls. But unfortunately, they were helping science Twilight Sparkle with an experiment and couldn't hang out with Dawn today.
So, Dawn decided to go to the park and enjoy the wonders of nature. Dawn took a seat on the bench and watches a group of birds snacking on some bird food that people gave to them.
"Look at this, it is so neat to see birds eating the food people leave behind," Dawn said as she watch the birds eat.
As Dawn was watching, this girl walks to the bench and sits down next to Dawn with box in hand. This girl had long blonde hair that goes half way down her back, grey skin, she was wearing a blue dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a yellow tie, a green skirt with a white belt around it, white socks with orange trim around it, and green slip on shoes. One of the most distinguishing features was the girl's eyes, one was going left and the other was going right.
"Hey," the girl said to Dawn as she was looking over to Dawn.
"Hello," Dawn said to the girl.
"My name is Derpy Hooves," the girl known as Derpy Hooves said to Dawn.
"Well my name is Dawn, and Derpy is a cute name," Dawn said to Derpy and then Derpy scoots over and was sitting next to Dawn.
"You know, my mom said that life is like a box of muffins, you never know what you are going to get," Derpy said to Dawn.
"I feel like I have seen this somewhere before," Dawn said to herself as Derpy opens up the box.
Inside the box were four muffins, each one was different from the other.
"Look, we have double chocolate chip, blueberry, strawberry, and coffee cake, all good," Derpy said to Dawn as Derpy points to each muffin.
"You sure love muffins don't you?" Dawn asked Derpy.
"Yes I do, muffins are my favorite food in the world," Derpy said.
"You should try them," Derpy said to Dawn.
"Oh I don't think so," Dawn said as Derpy tears a piece off of the double chocolate chip muffin for Dawn.
"Here, take a bite," Derpy said to Dawn as she offers the piece to her.
"I'm not sure, I'm a vegan," Dawn said.
"Well from what I hear at the bakery is that the ingredients are all eco-friendly and free from animals," Derpy said.
"Well it won't hurt," Dawn said and then she takes the piece from Derpy's hand.
Dawn then puts the piece of muffin into her mouth and starts to chew it. For Dawn, that muffin taste delicious as the chocolate just melts in her mouth.
"Oh my god, this taste so good," Dawn said and then she swallows it down to her stomach.
"How about we spilt each muffin in half, that way we can both have a bite of theses delicious treats," Derpy said to Dawn.
"Yeah I'm a little bit hungry, so pass me the half of that double chocolate chip muffin," Dawn said to Derpy as they feast on the muffins.
Thirty minutes later, Dawn and Derpy had finished off the muffins as they were really good.
"Thanks for letting me share your muffins Derpy, they were amazing," Dawn said to Derpy.
"You're welcome Dawn, it is nice to share them with a sweet girl like you," Derpy said to Dawn.
Dawn then takes the box and puts it in the recycle bin, next to the bench.
"Well it was nice to eat with you Derpy, but I should be heading on my way," Dawn said to Derpy and then she stands up off the bench.
"Hey Dawn," Derpy said to Dawn as this got Dawn's attention.
"What is it Derpy?" Dawn asked Derpy.
"I was wondering, what was the yelling I heard?" Derpy asked Dawn.
"What yelling?" Dawn asked Derpy.
"One day I was walking home when I heard noises from Rainbow Dash's house, I heard screams and curse words, as well as Rainbow chanting your name," Derpy said to Dawn.
"Well it is kind of embarrassing," Dawn said as she rubs the back of her head.
"What is it, did you hurt yourself, did you hurt Rainbow?" Derpy asked Dawn.
"No I didn't," Dawn said.
"Then what is it?" Derpy asked Dawn.
"Well Derpy, me and Rainbow had sex," Dawn said to Derpy.
"What do you mean have sex?" Derpy asked Dawn.
"Didn't your parents tell you about the birds and the bees?" Dawn asked Derpy.
"Yeah, but how would it work with two females?" Derpy asked Dawn.
"It is complicated," Dawn said as Derpy had gotten an idea on her mind.
"So Dawn, are you staying somewhere today?" Derpy asked Dawn.
"I'm staying at a hotel not far from here," Dawn said.
"How about we go there and discuss more about this," Derpy said to Dawn.
"Yeah I'm cool with it," Dawn said as Derpy got off the bench and then she and Dawn walk back to the hotel.
Twenty minutes later, Dawn and Derpy made it to the hotel and into Dawn's hotel room, which only had one queen size bed for this occasion. Dawn and Derpy were sitting down on the end of the bed with Derpy very close to Dawn.
"So Dawn I need to know, what is having sex with a woman like?" Derpy asked Dawn.
"It is amazing, once the clothes come off and the person is close to me it feels like magic," Dawn said to Derpy.
"Really?" Derpy asked Dawn.
"Yeah, having your fingers feel up against the smoothest and silkiest skin of your lover, the lust and heat from having your tongues together during the kiss, being able to go down and lick the sweet taste of your lover's pussy, and last but not least, rubbing your pussies together and then feeling the sweet love juices all over your body, it is like you're on cloud nine," Dawn said as the thought of this was getting her turned on.
"Wow, you must really love when you get into it with women," Derpy said to Dawn.
"Oh hell yeah, doing a woman is way better than doing a man, the kisses are soft and licking her body is like tasting the sweetest ice cream cone ever," Dawn said.
"Dawn, do me," Derpy said to Dawn.
"What Derpy, are you joking?" Dawn asked Derpy.
"No I'm not," Derpy said in a serious tone as she kicks off her shoes and slides off her socks, as she was now barefoot.
"Oh you are serious," Dawn said to Derpy.
"Yes, please Dawn," Derpy begged to Dawn.
"I'm not sure Derpy, this is really big," Dawn said to Derpy.
"Oh who am I kidding, no one would want to have sex with a wall-eyed simple girl like myself," Derpy said as she lowered her head and felt really sad.
Dawn then puts her right index and middle fingers underneath Derpy's chin and lifts her head up. Dawn then tilts Derpy's head to the left as Dawn and Derpy were looking into each other's eyes.
"Well I would," Dawn said as this brought Derpy to a surprise.
"You are super cute, sweet, and you shared your favorite food with me, many wouldn't care about simple girl like yourself, but I do care," Dawn said to Derpy.
"Really?" Derpy asked Dawn.
"Yeah, I don't really care about looks, I only care about how sweet someone is, like yourself," Dawn said to Derpy.
"Oh Dawn, thank you," Derpy said to Dawn and then she gives Dawn a hug.
"Hey don't mention it," Dawn said to Derpy as she pets Derpy's blonde hair.
Six seconds later, Derpy breaks off the hug as they look into each other's eyes.
Dawn then leans forward and presses her lips onto Derpy's lips as they were sharing a very soft kiss. They soon close their eyes as they didn't use their tongues, just their lips.
Twenty seconds later, Dawn breaks off the kiss as Derpy couldn't believe how it felt to be kissed by Dawn.
"Wow, that was good," Derpy said.
"Well it is about to get better," Dawn said to Derpy as she put her left hand onto Derpy's right cheek.
Dawn and Derpy then kiss again as this little make out session got much hotter. Their tongues were swirling around together in ecstasy as Dawn moves her hand off of Derpy's face.
A few seconds later, Dawn moves her right hand along Derpy's clothed body as this was getting the wall-eyed girl turned on. Seven seconds later, Dawn moves her hand down to Derpy's skirt and lifts it up as Derpy had on white panties.
While kissing, Dawn then slides her left hand into Derpy's panties and slides two of her fingers into Derpy's pussy. Dawn then starts to pump her fingers in and out of Derpy at a normal pace as Derpy could feel Dawn's fingers inside her.
"Oh my god, it's so good, I never knew sex could be this good," Derpy thought as she and Dawn continue to kiss and Dawn continues to finger Derpy.
Nearly ninety seconds later, Dawn breaks off the kiss and slides her left hand out of Derpy's pussy and panties as Derpy's pussy was now wet.
"Do you feel wet?" Dawn asked Derpy in a sensual tone.
"Yes," Derpy said as she could feel her juices dampen her panties.
"It means you are loving it," Dawn said to Derpy as she could feel Derpy's juices on her fingers.
Dawn then starts to smother the left side of Derpy's neck with kisses as this causes Derpy to moan a little.
"Ohhhhh yes, it feels sooo tender on my neck," Derpy moans softly over Dawn's kisses.
Four seconds later, Dawn unties Derpy's tie and throws it off of Derpy's shirt as Dawn continues to kiss Derpy's neck.
Then, Dawn starts to slowly unbutton the buttons on Derpy's shirt with her left hand. Once the buttons were undone, Dawn opens up the shirt as she sees that Derpy had on a matching white bra.
Fifty seconds later, Dawn stops kissing as she looks at Derpy's chest. Dawn then puts her hands onto Derpy's bra covered breasts and starts to lightly fondle them.
"Do you like it, do you like having your breasts fondled?" Dawn asked Derpy as she continues to fondle Derpy's bra covered breasts.
"A little," Derpy said.
"Well it will be better when I start using my tongue on them," Dawn said to Derpy.
Thirty-five seconds later, Dawn moves her hands off of Derpy's breasts and then she slides the shirt off of Derpy's body.
Dawn then grabs onto the back of Derpy's bra and gets it unhooked. Dawn then slides the bra off of Derpy's body as Derpy's B-cup size breasts with dark grey nipples were exposed.
"Such nice perky boobs," Dawn said and then she licks her lips.
Dawn then leans forward and starts to suck and lick on Derpy's left nipple. Soon, Derpy wraps her arms around Dawn's head as Dawn continues to lick and suck Derpy's nipple.
"Ohhh Dawn, your tongue feel pretty good on my boob," Derpy said to Dawn softly.
Sixty-five seconds later, Dawn stops sucking and licking on Derpy's nipple and looks up to Derpy.
"So did you like it when I suck on your tit?" Dawn asked Derpy.
"Yeah, I like it a little," Derpy said.
"Well it is time for me to pleasure the other tit," Dawn said and then she starts to suck and lick on Derpy's right nipple.
"That's good, I'm glad you are enjoying sucking on my boobs," Derpy said to Dawn as she still had her arms wrapped around Dawn's head.
Dawn then stops sucking on Derpy's nipples after six minutes (switching nipples every twenty seconds) and then Derpy unwraps her arms off of Dawn's head. Dawn pulls back a bit as she sees Derpy's nipples were erect from the sucking and licking.
"Wow, they are so hard," Dawn said and then she pokes at Derpy's nipples.
"Ow, ow, careful, it hurts a little," Derpy said to Dawn as she flinches a little from the pain.
"Oh I'm sorry Derpy, but when you use your mouth on nipples, they tend to get a bit hard from the pleasure they receive," Dawn said to Derpy.
"Now, let's strip off the skirt," Dawn said to Derpy as she reaches for the belt on Derpy's skirt.
Dawn then unbuckles the belt on Derpy's skirt and then she unbuttons and unzips the skirt. Dawn then grabs onto Derpy's skirt, slides it down Derpy's legs, and off of Derpy's body. Dawn then tosses the skirt to the side as Derpy was left in her white panties.
Dawn then carefully laid Derpy down with her back resting on the bed. Dawn then looks down and then she notices the big damp spot on Derpy's panties.
"Now let me get these wet panties off you," Dawn said to Derpy as she grabs onto the waistband of Derpy's panties.
Dawn then slides the panties down Derpy's legs and off of Derpy's body. Dawn tosses the panties to the floor as she looks at a nude Derpy, her wet pussy exposed, which had a full patch of blonde pubic hair on it.
"Look at you, such a nice body for a nice girl," Dawn said to Derpy as she moves her right hand along Derpy's body.
"Wow, your skin feels so soft," Dawn said to Derpy as she rubs her hand onto Derpy's stomach as Derpy could feel a chill up her spine.
Twenty seconds later, Dawn moves her hand off of Derpy's stomach and then she spread Derpy's legs wide, showing more of Derpy's pussy.
Dawn then lays on her stomach and puts her hands onto Derpy's thighs.
"Now, let's see how your pussy tastes," Dawn said to Derpy.
Dawn then starts to lick on Derpy's pussy, going up and down at a fast pace.
"AHHH, AH, OH, OH IT'S GOOD," Derpy screams in passion as she had a tight grip onto the bed sheets as Dawn continues to lick away on Derpy's pussy.
Eighty seconds later, Dawn stops licking on Derpy's pussy as some of Derpy's juices were dripping onto the bed.
"Mmm that is the sweetest pussy I ever tasted," Dawn said and then she gave Derpy's pussy one final lick as this sent a shiver down Derpy's spine.
Dawn then looks down to see that she still had her clothes on.
"Oh look at this, I got caught up in the moment that I still have my clothes on," Dawn said to Derpy as Derpy giggled a little.
"Better lose them," Dawn said and then she kicks off her sneakers as she was now barefoot.
Dawn then stands off the bed and grabs onto the bottom of her shirt. Dawn then pulls the shirt over her head and off her body. Dawn drops the shirt to the floor as she had on her black bra.
Dawn then grabs onto the front of her jeans and then she unbutton and unzips her jeans. Dawn then grabs onto the waistband of her jeans, slides it down her legs, and off her body. Dawn then tosses her jeans to the side as she had on her matching black panties.
Dawn then grabs onto the back of her bra and gets it unhooked. Dawn then slides the bra off her body as her B-cup size breasts were exposed.
Dawn then grabs onto the waistband of her panties, slides it down her legs, and off her body. Dawn kicks her panties to the side as she was naked, exposing her hairy pussy.
"So Derpy, do you like this body?" Dawn asked Derpy as Dawn slowly spins herself around, giving Derpy a good view of her body.
"Yeah I like it, you got a nice and cute small body," Derpy said to Dawn as Dawn face towards Derpy.
"Thanks," Dawn said to Derpy.
Dawn then grabs onto Derpy's ankles and gently pulls her forward as Derpy's legs were hanging off the bed.
Once she let go of Derpy's ankles, Dawn then gets down on her knees and begins to leave a trail of kisses up Derpy's left leg. Dawn kept Derpy's legs spread wide as she stop kissing when she reaches Derpy's pussy.
Dawn then slides her tongue into Derpy's pussy and then she begins to pump it in and out of Derpy at a normal pace as Derpy could feel Dawn's tongue rubbing her insides.
"Ohhh, mmm, that feels good," Derpy moans in pure lust and about five seconds later, she begins to slide off the bed.
Dawn suddenly slides her tongue out of Derpy as Derpy lands on the floor with Dawn.
"I take it you loved it too much," Dawn said to Derpy.
"Yeah a little," Derpy said.
"How about we ease up a bit?" Dawn asked Derpy and then Derpy nodded "yes".
Dawn then carefully rests Derpy onto her back and then she lays on top of Derpy, with her pussy on top of Derpy's pussy. Dawn then moves her hips back and forth as her pussy was rubbing on Derpy's pussy.
Five seconds later, Derpy wraps her legs around Dawn's waist and then Dawn starts to kiss on the right side of Derpy's neck.
"Oooh I love the intimacy here," Derpy said to Dawn in a sensual tone.
"Yeah I love it too," Dawn said as she goes back to smother Derpy's neck with kisses.
A minute and fifty seconds later, Dawn stops moving her hips and stops kissing on Derpy's neck. Derpy then unwraps her legs and Dawn gets off of Derpy, as Dawn looks to see her pussy was a bit wet and she was slowly dripping out her juices.
"I guess the rubbing got me all excited," Dawn said.
"Yeah," Derpy said to Dawn and then Dawn lays down on her back.
Derpy then sits up as she notices Dawn on her back, with her head near the bed.
"What are you doing Dawn?" Derpy asked Dawn.
"I'm just waiting for you to sit on my face," Dawn said to Derpy.
"What," Derpy said in shock.
"Trust me," Dawn said to Derpy and then Derpy crawls over to Dawn.
Derpy then sits on Dawn's face with her pussy near Dawn's mouth and her arms resting on the bed.
"Okay I did what you ask, so what's next?" Derpy asked Dawn.
But Dawn didn't respond with words, instead she slides her tongue back into Derpy's pussy. Dawn then starts to pump her tongue in and out of Derpy at a normal pace as this got Derpy to scream a little.
"AHH, OH GOD, OH FUCKING GOD, THAT'S GOOD," Derpy screams in passion as she stretched her arms out and could feel Dawn's tongue rubbing her insides.
Thirty seconds later, Derpy felt something inside her and she needed to do something.
"Dawn, Dawn please stop," Derpy pleaded to Dawn as Dawn slides her tongue out of Derpy.
"What's wrong Derpy?" Dawn asked Derpy.
"You have been pleasuring so much that I didn't get a turn yet," Derpy said to Dawn.
"Oh I'm sorry Derpy," Dawn said to Derpy as she slides down and then she stands up.
Dawn then helps Derpy onto her feet and then she grabs Derpy by her hands.
"Now, let me relax and you do all the work," Dawn said to Derpy.
Dawn then leads Derpy to the bed and then the pair get onto the bed. Dawn then laid down with her head on the pillow as Derpy gets on top of Dawn.
Derpy then gives Dawn a quick peck on the lips and then she leaves a trail of kisses down Dawn's neck. Derpy then stops when she reaches to Dawn's chest.
Derpy then lightly squeezes Dawn's breasts and then she starts to lick on Dawn's left nipple.
"Ooh that's it Derpy, lick my tit," Dawn moans softly to Derpy as Derpy continues to lick on Dawn's nipple.
Seventy seconds later, Derpy switches over and then she starts to lick on Dawn's right nipple.
"Mmm oh yes, ohh I like it so much," Dawn moans in a sensual tone as Derpy was still licking away on Dawn's nipple.
Six minutes and five seconds later, Derpy stops licking on Dawn's nipples (switching each nipple every thirty seconds or so) as they were now erected from the licking Derpy gave them.
"Wow, they look so hard now," Derpy said as she pokes her fingers into Dawn's nipples as Dawn flinches a bit from the touch.
"Oh I'm sorry," Derpy said to Dawn.
"It's fine, consider it even," Dawn said to Derpy.
Derpy then crawls down and then she stops when she reaches Dawn's pussy. Derpy then spread Dawn's legs wide, showing more of Dawn's pussy.
Derpy then puts her hands on Dawn's thighs and starts to lick on Dawn's pussy, going up and down at a slow pace.
"Taking it slow," Dawn said to Derpy.
"Yes," Derpy said as she continues to slowly lick Dawn's pussy.
Three minutes later, Derpy stops licking and then she slides her tongue into Dawn's pussy. Derpy then slowly pumps her tongue in and out of Dawn as this got Dawn excited.
"Ohh, oh yes, get more of your tongue into me," Dawn said to Derpy in a lustful tone as she places her hands on top of Derpy's head.
Three minutes and five seconds later, Derpy slides her tongue out of Dawn as Dawn's pussy was soaking wet and she was dripping out her juices.
"Hey Dawn," Derpy said to Dawn.
"What is it Derpy?" Dawn asked Derpy as she pets Derpy's hair.
"I was wondering, is there any normal sex positions that two girls can do together?" Derpy asked Dawn.
"Why yes there is, if you don't mind," Dawn said to Derpy.
"Yeah, go ahead," Derpy said as Dawn crawls over and gets behind Derpy.
Dawn then helps Derpy up as she got Derpy on her hands and knees. Dawn then gets on her knees and places her hands on Derpy's hips as Derpy was a bit confused.
"So what's this Dawn?" Derpy asked Dawn.
"Oh we are going to do it doggy style, but girl on girl style," Dawn said to Derpy in a sensual tone.
Dawn then begins to hump her pussy onto Derpy's ass as both of them were starting to sweat a little bit from the sexual action.
"Oh, oh yes, oh Dawn, hump away you sweet little girl," Derpy said to Dawn in passion as Dawn continues to hump Derpy's ass.
After four minutes of humping, Dawn stops and then she rubs her hands along Derpy's stomach.
"Why did you stop?" Derpy asked Dawn.
"Because I was wondering if you're ready for the finale?" Dawn asked Derpy.
"I think I'm ready," Derpy said.
"Okay then," Dawn said and then she flips Derpy onto her back.
Derpy had her legs spread wide as Dawn sits down and spread her legs wide as well. Dawn then scoots forward as her pussy was touching Derpy's pussy.
"So are you ready Derpy?" Dawn asked Derpy.
"Yeah I'm ready," Derpy said.
Dawn and Derpy then start to rub their pussies together at a slow pace as Derpy starts to scream a bit.
"OH, OH YES, OH GOD I LOVE THIS RUBBING RIGHT NOW," Derpy screams in passion as she and Dawn continue to rub their pussies together.
Eighty seconds later, they were still rubbing their pussies together as Dawn wanted to go to the next level.
"You want to go faster Derpy?" Dawn asked Derpy.
"Yes I want to," Derpy said and then she and Dawn rub their pussies together at a fast pace.
"OH FUCK, OH YES, OH GOD IT FEELS SO FUCKING AMAZING," Derpy screams in passion over the rubbing.
"Man Derpy, I never took you as a girl who swears," Dawn said to Derpy.
"I know, but I love what's going on now," Derpy said in pure ecstasy as they were still rubbing their pussies together.
About four and a half minutes later, Dawn and Derpy were still rubbing their pussies together as it looked like Derpy was getting close to reaching her limit.
"Oh Dawn, I feel like, I feel like," Derpy said to Dawn and about two seconds later, the rubbing was too much for Derpy and she finally reach her limit.
"AHHHH," Derpy screamed as she reached her climax.
Derpy then squirts out her love juices, squirting it onto Dawn's pussy. Derpy then starts to breathe heavy after the climax as Dawn could feel the juices on her pussy.
"Oh, that feels good," Dawn said in a sensual tone as she lays down on her back with Derpy on her right.
Derpy then snuggles next to Dawn as she puts her right hand on Dawn's stomach.
"That…was amazing…I never knew…it would be so…intimate," Derpy said during her breaths.
"Yeah I wanted your time with me to be very close and very sexual," Dawn said to Derpy and then she plants a kiss on Derpy's forehead.
"Well you got it right, it was definitely sexual," Derpy said to Dawn as Derpy rubs her hand along Dawn's stomach.
Soon, Dawn crawls over Derpy and opens the drawer on the nightstand. Dawn then pulls out a menu to see what they have for room service.
"Ooh they have baked goods and they have muffins," Dawn said as hearing muffins got Derpy all excited.
"Aw sweet, I have an appetite right now," Derpy said.
"How about we order room service, fuel up, and then go for another round of sex," Dawn said to Derpy.
"Yeah let's do it," Derpy said to Dawn as Dawn picks up the phone and calls for room service, so they can get something to eat.
Present day…
"All I can say about Derpy is that she really loves muffins, I never seen anyone loves those more than her," Dawn said to her viewers.
"Before anyone could come into the room, we put on robes so no one could see our naked bodies," Dawn said.
"After we ate, we went back for our second round of sweet intimate sex and I gotta say is that Derpy definitely loved it and she's hoping we can do it again," Dawn said.
"Well that would do it for this episode, make sure to follow this channel on Pornhub, follow me on Twitter, like this video, and comment down below. This is Dawn and I will see you next time," Dawn said and then she uses the remote to turn off the camera, ending the episode.
Oh my god, we are just two chapters away from number one hundred and the excitement is building. Anyway the next lucky girl to get it on with Dawn is the E.G. version of everyone's favorite muffin loving background pony, Derpy Hooves from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. This is one awesome chapter because I have to say, Derpy is my favorite background character on MLP.
We got more yuri action coming soon and don't forget to leave me a review as well.