Family
Chapter 172 Christmas Part 3
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.
(Author's Note: Special Shoutout to nightmaster000 for another awesome request for the story. Happy holidays man!)
Deep within the dimension of the North Pole, the villains had located the workshop. Santa's workshop resembled a gigantic cheery cabin with four giant chimneys on top. The villains landed their ship a few hundred yards away from the factory and got out. Quillgin stood next to Sylvester, who had the box of Jerktonium in his hands. Klarion with Teekl in his hands walked over to the two and studied the green element.
"I like it, but it needs a little touch of chaos." Said Klarion before he zapped the crystal with red chaotic energy.
"Now how shall we use it?" Asked Beast.
"Well the kitchens is in the west wing. If you infected the food with the Jerktonium and the helpers ate it, then they'll all be turned into jerks." Said Quillgin.
"Alright then Ogdoad, you and Hood head into the kitchen and spread a little jerkiness." Said Bill.
Ogdoad nodded as he took the Jerktonium and wrapped some shadows around himself and Hood. The shadow covered villains then streaked across the ground and underneath the door to the kitchen. The shadows rose up and dispelled Ogdoad and Hood. Ogdoad handed the Jerktonium to Hood, who used his demonic wishing eye in his chest to create a bunch of green copies of himself. The Jerktonium was broken up and handed out among the copies, who then went about slicing tiny bits of the element and placing it on cookies, fruit cakes, and in hot chocolate. Soon all the food and drinks had been infected with Jerktonium. The villains then hid in a broom closet as a couple of Santa's helpers came in placed all the food and drinks on a cart and then pushed it out to deliver to the other helpers.
The workshop was in full swing with helpers singing Christmas songs and making toys. All of the helpers we're excited for Christmas and the joy that would be spread across the universe. A chart with food and drinks was pushed into the workshop and all the helpers went over to it to help themselves. The helpers were munching away and drinking hot chocolate. Some food was sent to the upper floor where the members of Elfa Strike Squad were. Wintergreen was sucking on a candy cane, when he took one of the cookies and sniffed it. The elf's sharp sense of smell alerted him that there was something not right about the cookie and then he quickly swatted the cookies away from the rest of the squad.
"What's the big idea?" Yelled Nutcracker.
"Something doesn't smell right about these treats. Somebody added something to them." Said Wintergreen with a series look on his face.
The other squad members looked at their leader with confusion, but they trusted him. Then they all heard the singing from below stop to be replaced with grumbling and angry yelling. The Elfa Strike Squad went to go see what was the matter and they were met with a disturbing sight. All the cheery elves including the female elves had five o'clock shadows and bloodshot eyes. The elves were lazing about and having various arguments with each other. All the joy was gone, no work was being done, and atmosphere was devoid of cheer.
"Oh good heavens!" Cried Snow Angel.
"Sacre'e bleu!" Cried Nutcracker in French.
"O het!" Cried Coniferous in Russian.
"What in the Kringle is going on? Never seen the elves like this before." Said Wintergreen.
"Whatever was in the food must have done this to them. We need to alert Santa." Said Snow Angel.
The team were fixing to head towards Santa's office, when one of the elves from below pointed up at them and shouted.
"It's those special upper class jerks! They always get treated better and get paid more then us! Let's give them a season's beating!"
The other elves yelled in agreement and they all charged up at the Elfs Strike Squad.
"Well this certainly is going to be a Christmas to remember." Grumbled Wintergreen as he and the others prepared to defend themselves from the attacking elves.
On the Northside of the workshop, Quillgin was leading the villains through a storage room. They were fixing to take some stairs to the next floor, when Quillgin saw a large crate that caught his attention and he went over to open it. Inside the crate was a life size robotic version of Santa.
(Author's Note: This is the Robot Santa from Futurama.)
"I can't believe they still kept this thing around." Said Quillgin.
"What is it?" Asked Sylvester.
"When I still worked under Santa, I created a Robot Santa to help serve as a double for Santa and help him be in two places at once. Problem was that Robot Santa considered everyone to be naughty and he went about punishing people in brutal ways, so he had to be shutdown." Explained Quillgin.
"Well why don't we bring this old gift along with us?" Said Klarion with a mischievous smile.
Quillgin smiled as he located a little hatch on the robot's side and flipped a activation switch, before closing the hatch. Robot Santa's eyes glowed bright red as he was activated.
"Hohoho! There are naughty children that need to be punished!" Boomed Robot Santa.
"Oh Robot Santa with your robotic might, won't you help me make Christmas right?" Asked Quillgin.
You can count me in. There's much work to be done and I'm ready to begin!" Said Robot Santa.
"Good! Now come there is a fool we must deal with." Said Quillgin.
Robot Santa went over to another create and pulled out a red rocket launcher with white stripes on it's side. The villains moved on with their evil mission.
In the workshop the Elfa Strike Squad had created a makeshift barrier out of tables to defend themselves from the angry mob of elves. Sometimes they had to push the elves back, but they were gentle so they didn't hurt the elves. The team was fixing to make a break for Santa's office, when the elf mob was joined by Ogdoad and a bunch of Hood copies carrying swords.
"Nobody told me it was Halloween." Said Wintergreen as he blocked a Hood copies's sword with his claws and then sent it flying back with a kick.
The Hood copy flew back and crashed into a bunch of it's fellow copies. Coniferous grabbed one of the tables and swung it like a club knocking several of the Hood copies back. Snow Angel fired a snowball and struck Ogdoad in the head causing him to stumble back, but he quickly recovered and gather the Hood clones and elves together for another charge. It was then that a door on the other side of the workshop exploded and in stormed Quillgin and the villains.
"Deal with the little elf squad." Ordered Bill.
Scorcher, Greywhack, Blastronaut, Matthew, 8 Ball, Teeth, and Paci-Fire went off to deal with the Elfa Strike Squad, while Quillgin and the others went up a long flight of stairs to Santa's office. Paci-Fire began to hurl fireballs at the squad along with Scorcher and Blastronaut fired lasers at them. The squad was pinned down and the villains were advancing. Wintergreen peeked out and saw Quillgin and the other villains heading up the stairs towards Santa's office.
"We have no time to deal with these misfits. Coniferous I need you to toss me after those creeps going after Santa." Said Wintergreen.
Coniferous nodded as he grabbed Wintergreen and threw him with all his might. Wintergreen soared through the air and landed on the ground with a roll and took off running after Quillgin. The elf charged up the stairs elbowing Sylvester and Klarion in the process. Robot Santa saw Wintergreen and tried to aim, his rocket launcher at him, but the elf flipped over the evil robot and delivered a kick to the back of his head sending him crashing down the stairs. Beast shot some dark shadowy roots at Wintergreen, but he just sliced through them with ease. Wintergreen reached Quillgin and stabbed his claws into his chest! Quillgin starred at the claws stabbed into him in shock for a couple of seconds and then he just laughed as he reached and pulled the claws out of himself. The claws left holes in the Santa suit, but they immediately started to close up. Wintergreen starred at Quillgin in shock and then he looked at his claws, which had a strange red liquid on them that looked like some kind of strange jello.
"Your not going to stop me this time Wintergreen! Christmas is mine!" Declared Quillgin.
"I couldn't agree more my friend." Said Bill before he enlarged his fist and stretched out his arm to deliver a powerful punch to Wintergreen that sent him crashing down the stairs.
Wintergreen hit the floor below with a thud and a ringing in his ears.
"Wintergreen!" Cried the rest of the squad as they charged through the mob of Hood clones and elves to get to their fallen comrade's side.
Snow Angel picked Wintergreen up, while Coniferous charged at one of the walls and smashed through it. The Elfa Squad quickly fled through the hole and away from the factory.
"Santa..." Groaned Wintergreen before he fully lost consciousness.
"Well that takes care of that." Said Quillgin.
Robot Santa got up from the floor and went to join Quillgin and the others as they marched up to Santa's office. They soon reached a massive wooden door and smashed it down. Quillgin stomped into the office followed by Robot Santa and the others.
"Master...Quillgin is that you? Please help us!" Cried a tiny voice.
Quillgin looked at a bookshelf and saw a snow globe on it. Inside the snow globe were The Elf Brotherhood of Naughtiness. Quillgin walked over to the snow globe and picked it up to look at the tiny captives.
"You know for twenty years you four failed me. I come up with a brilliant plan to ruin Christmas and it was your job to keep Elfa Strike Squad from interfering, but you always managed to fail me. Now I'm about to succeed and I no longer have any use for you losers anymore. So this is where I say goodbye!" Said Quillgin as he walked over to a nearby open window and chunked the snow globe.
The tiny elves screamed as their snow globe prison flew through the night sky and vanished.
It was then Santa himself came into the office decked out in his full red suit ready to deliver presents and joy. Santa stopped, when he saw Quillgin and the villains before him.
"Hello Quillgin I see you brought some naughty friends with you." Said Santa with a slight scowl.
"I did. I'm taking over your job Santa and I'm going to be in charge of Christmas!" Declared Quillgin.
"Time for you to burn!" Laughed Klarion as he and Bill fired a blast of energy at Santa.
Sant raised his hand at the energy blast and as soon as it came in contact with it the energy blast exploded into a sparkling showed of snowflakes.
"What the?" Said Klarion as he starred at Santa in confusion.
"What...just happened?" Asked Bill.
"This is a place of joy and goodwill. The good magic here is strong and it trumps your evil magic. I'm the protector of Christmas and I will not see it be corrupted by your evil." Said Santa with a stern look in his eyes.
"Why don't we try a little dark despair then?" Said Beast as he shot out several shadowy roots that wrapped around Santa and covered his body.
At first it seemed like Santa was done for, but there was a flash of light and the roots vanished and Santa stood before the villains holding a reef, he placed on the wall.
"Now would you kindly surrender and give up your evil ways?" Said Santa.
"Not yet! This is going to be my year!" Shouted Quillgin as he leaped at Santa.
The two locked arms and began to wrestle with each other. It seemed like the two were evenly matched and then Santa began to push Quillgin back.
"Give it up and cease this madness Quillgin." Said Santa.
"Not yet. I still have my secret weapon!" Said Quillgin.
The side of the Santa suit opened up and out popped the box. Quillgin pushed Santa away and opened the box, his heart desiring a weapon to beat Santa. A large piece of Jerktonium appeared in Quillgin's hand and he pointed it at Santa. Santa's eyes went wide and the color faded from his cheeks, as he dropped to his knees feeling weak.
"I figured the best way to beat someone jolly and kind was to expose them to a element that was pure jerkiness. I win now Christmas will be mine! I will mass produce my box and send it throughout the universe!" Declared Quillgin.
"Quillgin...please. You can't do this! Think...of the children...and the true meaning of...Christmas!" Gasped Santa weakly.
"The children will get what they want and they'll still understand the true meaning of Christmas. This is my time now Santa." Said Quillgin.
Bill snapped his fingers and a punch of chains wrapped around Santa and chained the Jerktonium up to him.
"It's feeling a lot like Christmas!" Laughed Quillgin.
In the Time Room, Prismo and Rob were setting the place up for a Christmas party. There were a few presents wrapped up and Prismo had used his mighty powers on Rob's remote so that it only worked for Rob and that it's batteries never ran out of energy. Prismo was fixing to conjure a tree, when his system monitoring device went off alerting him about the trouble going on in the North Pole dimension.
"Oh this isn't good at all! Some nut jobs are trying to ruin Christmas and they captured Santa!" Said Prismo.
"What do we do?" Asked Rob.
"Well I know some people, who have had some dealings with these guys before. I need you to go get them and transport them to the North Pole. Just tell them your my herald and they'll trust you. I'll open a portal to the place you need to go." Said Prismo as he opened a portal up for Rob.
Rob nodded and leaped through the portal.
In the Ice Kingdom, Betty had finished telling Eria and Weiss about Christmas. The party got a surprised visit from Jake, who was super excited to meet the new humans.
"Man my brother is going to be so happy to meet all of you!" Said Jake.
"And your brother is a dog?" Asked Stan.
"No his human..., well a demigod, but his still human and my brother. His going to love you people." Said Jake.
It was then that a portal opened up in the middle of the living room and Rob hopped out.
"Who are you?" Demanded Huntress Wizard as she and Hunter Wizard pulled out their bows and pointed them at the cyclops.
"Whoa I come in peace! My name is Rob and I'm Prismo's herald." Said Rob as he raised his hands and the portal closed.
"Prismo's herald? It's alright I know who this guy works for and his a good dude." Said Jake.
Hunter Wizard and Huntress Wizard lowered their weapons.
"Prismo sent me to get you guys to help in a urgent matter. Christmas is in danger and Santa has been captured. The guys who are behind it are a bunch of guys, you've dealt with, so you know how to handle them. We need to head to the North Pole immediately." Said Rob.
"Santa...is real and we're going to MEET HIM?!" Cried Mabel excitedly.
"Whoa this is awesome dudes! You know except for Christmas be in danger and stuff." Said Soos.
"Well this Christmas is going to be special." Said Stan.
"So how do we get to the North Pole?" Asked Dipper.
"Leave that to me." Said Rob as he pulled out his remote and opened up a portal.
"Can we go to the North Pole mommy?" Asked Eria.
"I don't know sweetie, it could be dangerous." Said Betty.
"Do not worry my queen, I think our numbers are sufficient to deal with any threat and I will help look after Eria." Said Weiss.
"Will keep her safe." Said Marceline.
"You can count on us." Said Lucinda.
"Alright, but you stay close to me, Eria." Said Betty.
"Yes mommy." Said Eria with a nod.
The group then headed into the portal and we're off to save Christmas.
To be continued.