Family
Chapter 275 Insane Security
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.
The Comet Space Mall, there were several security cameras that monitored nearly everything in the mall and feed the video feed to a large security office. The office was manned by two security guards and their captain. They were all humanoids with green skin and dressed in blue armor. The trio of guards were looking at a feed that showed Dominator and Attea in the food court. Dominator and Attea were known throughout the universe of law enforcement for their various misdeeds. The mall security forces were not thrilled about the dangerous women in their mall, in fact they were quit nervous.
"Should we...arrest them?" Asked the first guard.
"Son, entire armies of police, soldiers, mercenaries, assassins, and bounty hunters have gone against Dominator and Attea at one point or another and it didn't end well for any of those people. I doubt our entire security staff would do any better. This is above our pay grade and beyond our skills and capabilities. I also don't think our insurance covers any harm done to us by crazy dangerous women. I'm only a few months away from retirement and I want to still be in one piece to enjoy it." Said the captain.
"You have a point. I'm still a little sore after kicking that one restaurant owner a few days ago. Who knows maybe Dominator and Attea won't cause any trouble." Said the first guard.
"I think we should call this into Dr. Wasabi. This is one of his malls." Said the second guard.
"Guess your right." Said the captain as he activated the video phone and began making a call.
At the top of the Comet Space Mall satellite, there was a large tower that served as the headquarters and home to the mall's owner Dr. Wasabi. Wasabi was little green humanoid piranha that wore an astronaut-like attire with water filled inside and a black suit with white buttons. He ruled the mall with an iron fist and ran it like a fine oiled machine, so he could produce great amounts of money by any means necessary.
Wasabi was currently sitting in his office chair going over the latest sales on his computer, while listening to some music. Nearby was his bodyguard gorilla Bubba. Bubba was a huge gorilla who dressed in a grey business suit and a bowler hat. He was strong and loyal to Wasabi, though not very bright. Wasabi got a call on his video phone and answered it. The captain appeared on a screen before Wasabi.
"What is it?" Asked Wasabi.
"We...have a situation." Said the captain.
The captain filled Wasabi in on the situation. Wasabi was not pleased by this news at all. Bubba just looked confused.
"I thought celebrities were good for business?" Asked Bubba.
"Not these kind of people, Bubba. These people are really bad for business." Said Wasabi.
"What should we do?" Asked the captain.
Wasabi thought about this. He needed an insane and deadly person to deal with this problem. A person who was very determined to protect the mall and deal with any trouble. Wasabi knew just the man for the job.
"Captain you are relieved from your duty. Turn in your time card and collect your pension. I'm putting someone else in charge of security to handle this situation." Said Wasabi.
"Who are you putting in charge?" Asked the captain.
"Sergeant Slab Rankle." Said Wasabi.
After making a few quick calls, a human marched into the security office. It was Slab Rankle. Slab Rankle wore a black, broad-shouldered security guard uniform, and he had an imposing physique, scarred face and white buzz-cut. He had served as the head guard of several malls and dealt with all kinds of insane situations in order to protect the malls. Rankle breathed, ate, and slept mall security and you could see the insane passion in his face. No matter the situation Rankle would deal with it. The guards in the office gave Rankle a nervous salute and Rankle returned before he went to study the monitors to see what he was dealing with.
"You ladies won't be causing any trouble on my watch." Vowed Rankle.
(Author's Note: Wasabi and Bubba are from Chop Socky Chooks. Slab Rankle is from Invader Zim.)
In the food court the various rivals of Sizz-Lorr had hired their own various security and mercenary forces to take each other out.
Mega Meaty Meat was ran by a evil tofu like alien called The Source. He was a white cube with a face in a tank of liquid, with the ability to produce an endless amount of a substance called Newfu, which he could shape into food and employees. The Source had hired two bounty hunters to help him. Both were female. One was called Darklos and Isosceles Right Triangle Vreedle, who also went by the name Sceles.
(Author's Note: The Source is from Teen Titans, Darklos is from Megas XLR, and Sceles is from Ben Ten.)
Wonder Fun Meat World was ran by a being called Cloggy Colon Creature, who also went by the name Triple C. He was a large slimy creature that resembled a Colon and had abilities similar to The Source. Triple C had hired a race of aliens called the Chritchellites to help him.
(Author's Note: Triple C is from Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go and the Chritchellites are from Samurai Jack.)
Nasty Burger was ran by a being that was a ghost that went by the name Lunch Lady. She had powers over meat and had hired an alien warrior named Princess Mandie to help her.
(Author's Note: Lunch Lady is from Danny Phantom and Mandie is from Fairly Odd Parents.)
Colonel Kluckin's was owned by Colonel Kluckin. A humanoid chicken that dressed in a white suit and cowboy hat. Kluckin captured and killed members of his own race to serve as food at his place. He had hired the Vreedle Brothers, Octagon and Rhomboid and a very corrupt lawman called Pig Sheriff and his gang of bounty hunters to help him.
(Author's Note: Vreedle Brothers are from Ben Ten and Pig Sheriff is from Samurai Jack.)
Deep beneath the food court a large elderly woman named Gramma Stuffum was cooking a bunch of odd various foods. Gramma Stuffum had been kicked out of the food court and now she desired revenge on the mall and she planned to do that with her living food.
(Author's Note: Gramma Stuffum is from Kids Next Door.)
A recipe for disaster was fixing to go down in the food court.
To be continued.