Family
Chapter 276 Heating Up
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.
At Mega Meaty Meat, Darklos had managed to hack some of the food court security cameras, so she and Sceles could scope out the enemy competition. Darklos was a grey skinned humanoid with a bunch of dark spots on her head forming a triangle and she had white dreadlocks. She dressed in a brownish grey bodysuit, with a black loincloth, utility belt, boots, arm guards, shoulder guards, and chest plate that exposed some cleavage. Sceles was a grey skinned humanoid with no nose and had red hair tied up in pigtails. She wore red shorts and a yellow blouse that exposed her midriff. The two alien women had met a few years back on a job and had been working together ever since.
The first place the two women decided to spy on was Colonel Kluckin. They saw Pig Sheriff and his gang of bounty hunters along with Octagon and Rhomboid Vreedle. Sceles scowled at the image of Octagon and Rhomboid. Octagon wore an orange-black jacket, red overalls, orange hat, and black gloves, belt, and belt pouches. Rhomboid wore a hat with goggles, an orange shirt, red overalls, and black gloves, belt and belt pouches.
"Ah heck its my brothers." Grumbled Sceles.
"That a problem? Can you handle them?" Asked Darklos.
"It ain't a problem. I don't mind eliminating my kin. Wouldn't really matter since they're clones and another two will just pop up someplace else." Said Sceles.
"What do you mean?" Asked Darklos.
"Oh my brothers have a tendency to get into all kinds of trouble and danger. My folks got worried for them, so they bought a cloning kit and made a whole bunch of clones to have around and replace my brothers every time they die. I've seen my brothers die by their own antics, the hands of other people, and at the hands of my own mother a couple of times." Said Sceles.
"Well that's crazy." Mumbled Darklos.
The next place they spied on was Nasty Burger, where they saw Lunch Lady and Princess Mandie. Lunch Lady appeared to be a human with green skin and white hair dressed in a pink cafeteria dress and hairnet, with a white apron, black shoes, and yellow gloves. Mandie had yellow skin, elf-like ears, and a pair of curled antenna on her head resembling that of a butterfly. She wore an emerald colored corset, skirt, and knee-high boots. Mandie also has crystal earrings and a crystal headdress, and she wears black lipstick. She had long purple hair, and green colored pupils.
Darklos and Sceles studied the warrior princess and then they flipped over to Shloogorgh's Flavor Monster and saw Dominator and Attea sitting out front snacking on some fries. In the background they could see Gir wearing a cowboy hat riding a tentacle, while Zim blasted at a bunch of tentacles and lumps of mold with what appeared to be a flamethrower. Darklos studied Dominator and Attea and then went back to Mandie. A big grin spread across her face as she looked at Sceles.
"We really hit the jackpot! That women in the armor is Dominator and she has a huge bounty on her head and the other two our princesses. We can collect the bounty on Dominator and hold the princesses for ransom. Will be rolling in money."
"I...don't know. There's three of them and only two of us. I've heard things about all those gals and I know they're all dangerous." Said Sceles.
"I know that. Look it appears they're all are protecting rival restaurants, so they'll all eventually fight each other and wear one another out. Then we swoop in and get them." Said Darklos.
"I like the way you think." Said Sceles with a smile.
On another level of the food court Finn, Phoebe, Lapis, and Peridot were walking and looking at the various restaurants. At one restaurant called the Spice Star, one of the cooks was preparing a special ingredient for a signature dish. That ingredient was called Dancing Diabolos. They were red peppers with eyes, mouths, and they covered in green fire. The Dancing Diabolos were a wild food and said to be one of the hottest foods in the universe. It took a special cook with heat resistant cookware to handle the Dancing Diabolos. It was also best not to eat the peppers raw. Things were going as per usual at the Spice Star, but the Dancing Diabolos had other plans in mind instead of waiting to be added to a recipe. While one of the cooks had their backs turned, a dozen Dancing Diabolos jumped out of a pan laughing like crazy, before hopping out of the restaurant creating a little fire in their wake. Customers and staff alike jumped and screamed at the Dancing Diabolos. The little peppers just laughed as they jumped into the air and used their flames to fly around the food court. The Dancing Diabolos flew right towards Finn's group. The heroes started at the flying peppers not sure what to do. There was no large bodies of liquid or metal objects nearby for Lapis and Peridot to use and the Dancing Diabolos were too small for Finn to hit with his sword or fist. Phoebe stepped forward to deal with the situation.
"I got this." Said Phoebe with confidence.
(Author's Note: Dancing Diabolos are from Chowder.)
The Dancing Diabolos flew forward as Phoebe made flames appear on her hands.
"Time to send you guys back to the kitchen!"
Phoebe swung a net of flames at the dancing Diabolos intending to ensnare them, but the peppers managed to avoid it and continued flying forward. Phoebe opened her mouth to shout at the peppers, but they ended up flying right into her open maw. The flaming girl's eyes went wide in surprise and then she made a painful swallow.
GULP!
Phoebe stumbled back with one hand on her mouth and one hand on her gut. Finn, Lapis, and Phoebe ran over to Phoebe to see if she was ok.
"Phoebe! Are you alright?" Said Finn.
Phoebe took her hand away from her mouth and looked at her friends.
"I...think I'm ok. My stomach feels weird though."
There was an omnibus churning from Phoebe's gut. Phoebe's eyes went wide as she felt something build up inside her and began to rise up through her throat. She felt like a volcano that was fixing to erupt. Phoebe tilted her head back and unleashed a great burst of flames in the form of a thunderous belch.
Ffffffffffffffuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp!
A bunch of people saw the flames and stared at the scene in wonder and confusion. Phoebe covered her mouth blushing heavily as little burst and sparks of flame escaped her mouth. Finn went over to Phoebe and put his hands on her shoulders to calm and relax his girlfriend.
"Hey it's ok. Those weird peppers messed you up. Let's find something cool to cool you down and settle your stomach." Said Finn.
"Ok." Said Phoebe as she let out a little hiccup of flames.
The group moved on to find a place to cool down and chill.
Over at Shloogorgh's Flavor Monster, Sizz-Lorr was preparing a special drink Dominator had ordered. The name of the drink was the Mississippi Queen. It was a power super hot hallucinogenic drink. The Mississippi Queen's ingredients consisted of kimchi, pasta sauce,
sashimi, chuco, soy sauce, clam shells, shrimp, mayo, and hot chili peppers. It was a red glowing liquid served in a glass. Sizz-Lorr brought the drink out to Dominator, who gleefully took it and began drinking it. Attea looked a bit sicken by the drink.
(Author's Note: The Mississippi Queen is from Regular Show.)
"How can you drink that?" Asked Attea.
"It's a good drink and it gives me a buzz like no other." Said Dominator with a smile as her cheeks got a little red.
It was then that Mandie came marching up to Dominator and Attea's table, wearing emerald colored battle armor and carrying a flaming sword.
"I am Princess Mandie and I must this restaurant. I also wish to do battle with the likes of you two." Said Mandie as she pointed her sword at Dominator and Attea.
A bunch of Chritchellites came charging in on the scene and surrounded the restaurant. The Chritchellites were short blue humanoids dressed in white jumpsuits and blue goggles. They all carried tridents that gave electrical shocks.
"Now things are starting to heat up." Said Dominator with a smile.
To be continued.