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Chapter 323 Halftime Strike

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.

(Author's Note: Hi everyone hope your all doing well. This is a special filler chapter. So here's a bit of news for you all. The 2019 Super Bowl Halftime Show was a real disappointment. The creator of SpongeBob SquarePants, Stephen Hillenburg died back in 2018. This caused over a million SpongeBob fans to sign a petition to have the song Sweet Victory from the SpongeBob episode Band Geeks to be played at the Super Bowl Halftime Show. The NFL tweeted that SpongeBob would be a part of the Halftime Show, but instead we got a tease and rapper Travis Scott took the stage. I was pretty outraged at this along with a ton of other people, so I made little chapter to express myself. See how many SpongeBob references you can get. Also this is just a joke chapter. I hope you enjoy it.)

In the Time Room, Prismo, Rob, Bobert, and some other deities were having a Super Bowl Party. The party was in full swing and the Halftime Show was about to begin. The show was going to be something special with the promise of the song Sweet Victory being played. The show began and the party goers watched it anticipation, waiting for the promised song to be played. However they were soon very disappointed. The song they wanted never happened. The party goers were very displeased by this. Prismo turned to Rob and Bobert.

"This cannot go unpunished." Said Prismo.

"Don't worry I know exactly what to do." Said Rob as he pulled out his remote and opened a portal.

Rob and Bobert went through the portal and it closed. The duo went about devising a proper punishment to the NFL.

A week later at the NFL Headquarters an important meeting was being held by the executives. There was a bunch of public backlash about the halftime show and fact the NFL didn't deliver what it promised. Some of the executives were nervous about the current situation, while the more senior executives just brushed the concerns away and simply said it was just business.

"I really think we should send a public apology and play the song next year." Said one executive.

"Oh quit your worrying. We gave the people what they wanted. They saw their little sponge guy, they should be happy and thank us." Said a senior executive.

The others nodded and went about making future plans, when suddenly Rob and Bobert busted into the room. The executives stared at the two strange beings in confusion.

"You people promised that Sweet Victory would be played at the Super Bowl Halftime Show, but it didn't. You betrayed a ton of people and made them mad. Now it's time for you to pay for your lies." Said Rob as he and Bobert stepped aside.

There was a loud buzzing sound and then a bunch of jellyfish came flying in and began violently stinging the executives forcing them them to run around and scream as they were zapped by the stingers.

"How is this even possible?!" Screamed one executive.

"Magical universe remote." Said Rob holding up his remote.

After several more stings the panicked executives fled the board room and a bunch of them scattered in several directions. Three executives fled into one room, where they encountered a female squirrel wearing a diving suit. It was Sandy Cheeks.

"I hear some of you have been saying some bad stuff about Texas." Said Sandy with a glare

The executives turned pale and they began to run. Sandy pulled out a lasso and chased after them. She hurled her and managed to grab one executive and yanked him back towards her. The other two executives heard an explosion behind them and turned to see a mushroom cloud rising up and Sandy came charging out. One executive ran screaming for his life, while the other tried to make a brave stand. As Sandy reached him, the executive kicked her in the knee. Sandy cried out in pain and hopped on one leg.

"Why you!" Yelled Sandy as she pulled out a trombone and tackled the executive.

The two of them tumbled into one room and vanished from sight. There was a bunch of screaming from the executive and then he stumbled out of the room with his head sticking out of the trombone horn and his legs sticking out of the back end. The executive wondered how this happened to him as Sandy chased after the third executive.

Two executives sought shelter in the cafeteria. One of the executives smelled food and came across a large plate of burgers. There was a sign that said Krabby Patties next to the plate. The executive began to eat the Krabby Patties like crazy and the other executive found himself a plate of cubed cheese and began to eat them. Everything seemed to be fine, until the thighs of the executive eating the Krabby Patties suddenly became comical large and fat and then he blew up!

KABOOM!

The executive eating the cubed cheese just blinked his eyes in shock and then he heard a growl and turned to see a creature that was part fish and part bear glaring at him. It was a sea bear that had been attracted by the cubed cheese. The sea bear roared and began to attack the helpless executive.

A bunch of executives thought they found a way out through a hole in a wall. The hole was small and it forced them to crawl on their hands and knees. When they reached the other side, the executives found themselves go between the legs of a massive line of fish people. The executives tried to squeeze out through the legs, but the fish people wouldn't let them escape and forced the executives to go through their legs. As the executives did this the fish people spanked them. The executives had to go through seven miles of spanking before they reached the end of the line.

The third executive, Sandy had been chasing managed to make it outside and he thought he was home free. Sandy made it outside and threw a extremely large anchor up in the air at the fleeing executive. The executive saw the anchor coming and ran to the left to avoid it, but the anchor seemed to ignore all laws of gravity and physics and continued right after the executive, until it crashed right on top of him. Sandy dusted her hands off and walked away.

A great majority of the executives sought sanctuary in a nearby football stadium, only to be confronted by a giant jellyfish called King Jellyfish, who was wearing a football helmet and jersey. King Jellyfish delivered a powerful zap that shocked all the executives knocking them down in a dazed heap. Then a stage rose to the center of the stadium and it had SpongeBob the yellow sea sponge and his friends decked out in band clothes and had musical instruments. The group began to play Sweet Victory as ambulances and medics came in and started to load up the various injured executives who were all still alive, including the one that blew up and the one that got hit with an anchor. Rob used his remote to broadcast the show through the world.

The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill.

The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will.

Don't ever look back on the world closin' in.

Be on the attack with your wings on the wind.

Oh, the games will begin.

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah.

And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight.

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah.

And the one who's last to fall.

We will have sweet, sweet victory!

Squidward the octopus didn't a victory leap into the air. People all over the world went wild and excited for the show. Rob smiled and did a victory leap of his own, along with Bobert.

In the Time Room, Prismo and his friends watched the show on a large screen.

"You did good Rob." Said Prismo with a smile as the screen began to turn black.

To be continued