Family
Chapter 345 Wiz Cops 3
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.
(Author's Note: Last chapter for this little arc and a special guest is going to make an appearance in this chapter. Hope you enjoy it.)
The commercial was a short one about some potato chips called Magical Munchies that made hunger magically disappear. The show then returned.
The scene showed a bunch of cops and Eliminators being lead by Heckapoo and Eliminator Leader towards a abandon building. Heckapoo turned to the camera and began to address it.
"This building we're fixing to storm is a den full of criminals and illegal activity. Apparently there's a great underground chamber where people have Familiar Fights. It's basically where magic users have their familiars fight and they bet money on them. According to our information the fights are run by a leprechaun named Rick O'Shæ. A dangerous criminal we have been tracking for some time. We also believe that Rick O'Shæ is getting help from a demon."
The squad quietly entered the house and made their way down a large flight of stairs. Heckapoo lead the way into a large chamber, where they saw a large crowd of wizards, witches, and non magical beings gathered around a little arena. There were also a bunch of snakes, large insects, crows, ravens, owls, dogs, cats, small dragons, and other kinds of animal pets gathered around the arena ready to fight. Heckapoo saw Rick O'Shæ standing in the center of the arena. Rick O'Shæ was four feet tall with red hair and a beard. He dressed in a green leotard, with green armbands with golden cuff links, black shoes, a green wrestling mask with a cover in the center, and a green top hat with a black belt and gold belt buckle.
"Good evening folks! We have a nice turn out tonight and I promise we're going to have one hell of a show! Now lets all give a nice welcome to my good friend Baron O' Beefdip!" Said Rick O'Shæ pointing at something behind the arena.
Everyone looked and clapped at a large green forty foot tall statue of a demon. The demon had horns, outstretched claws, and a open mouth with pointy teeth.
"Fight well, so my thirst for violence and bloodshed may be quenched!" Boomed the statue as a small bit of flames shot out of it's mouth.
The fights were about to begin, when the cops decided to act and storm in on the scene.
"Stop it right there! You are all under arrest!" Shouted one of the cops as the others spread out and surrounded the crowd.
Panic went through the crowd as all the fight goers tried to scatter and run away from the cops, but Heckapoo created a bunch of copies, who helped round them up. A look of rage appeared on Rick O'Shæ's face as he pulled out two large gold coins. One coin had a clover on it the other had a horseshoe on it.
"Taste the fury of my unlucky charms!" Shouted Rick O'Shæ as he fired blast of lightning from the coins.
The lighting forced everyone to scatter to avoid being hit. A few cops and a Eliminator tried to rush the leprechaun, but he used his charms to make his legs long and tall and his feet giant size, which he used to kick the cops and Eliminator away. Rick O'Shæ laughed madly as he stomped about stepping on a few unlucky souls and kicking others. Heckapoo charged at Rick O'Shæ, leaped up into the air, and punched him in the face! Rick O'Shæ fell backwards and crashed into the ground. The leprechaun groaned and dropped his coins causing his legs and feet to return to normal. Heckapoo dusted her hands off and collected the coins.
The action was cooling down as all the spectators were rounded up. Eliminator Leader turned his attention to Baron O' Beefdip. The demon statue fired a blast of fire at the robot, who sucked up the fire and then fired a blast of fire at the statue. The fire didn't do too much damage to the statue, so Eliminator Leader fired a laser at it. The laser struck the statue in the chest causing a bunch of cracks to appear and spread across it. A few seconds later the statue shattered to bits to reveal a new creature that wasn't a demon at all. The creature was twenty feet tall and looked like a cross between a monkey and a dragon. It had green fur on most of it's body, a tail, two wings, monkey hands and feet, a long neck with white scales on the front, a monkey head with orange fur and a big nose, and two large white butt cheeks on it's rear. The creature also wore a maroon shirt and a blue cap worn backwards.
"Identify yourself." Ordered Eliminator Leader as he pointed his laser at the creature.
"Whoa! I surrender man! My name is Jake Dragonmonkey, though most people call me JD." Said the creature as it raised it's hands in surrender.
"Why were you in that statue pretending to be a demon?" Asked Heckapoo.
"The leprechaun paid me to stand in that statue and breath fire from it's mouth to make people believe there really was a demon here. He told me it would help with his business." Said JD.
"Well I'm afraid we're going have to arrest you too." Said Heckapoo as a Eliminator slapped some big handcuffs on JD.
"Ah man!" Complained JD as he was gathered up with the other criminals and led away.
"Case closed." Said Heckapoo with a grin.
The scene changed to show four wizard cops entering a park, where they were meet by Benson and Mordecai.
"Oh thank goodness your here! We have a situation!" Said Benson.
"What's the situation?" Asked one of the cops.
"I think it would be best to show you." Said Mordecai.
The cops were lead deeper into the park and they soon came across two houses. One was the park house and the other at first appeared to be a normal looking brown house, but when the cops looked at the roof they saw Rigby's head and it appeared to be attached to the house. On closer inspection Rigby was indeed a part of the house.
"Can you guys fix me?" Asked Rigby.
"Well first your going to have to tell us, how this happened." Said one of the cops.
"It started a few hours ago. Rigby and I were out and about and we came across a creepy abandon looking house. We had just bought some groceries and Rigby decided to do a bit of chaos, so he grabbed a couple of eggs and threw them at the house splattering over the front door and window. Unfortunately the house wasn't abandoned and a creepy wizard lived there. The wizard came flying out of the house yelling and cursing at Rigby saying, he would regret throwing eggs at his house. We quickly got out of there and came back to the park. Next thing we knew Rigby changed into a house." Explained Mordecai.
"Looks like the wizard most likely cursed your friend as part of some kind of revenge scheme." Said one cop.
"Can you change him back?" Asked Benson.
"We can try. Curses are a very tricky business. We might need to call in a stronger wizard or simply wait around for the caster to show up to extract his revenge and force him to undo the curse." Explained the cop.
"Extract revenge?! He already turned me into a house! What more could he want from me?!" Yelled Rigby.
"Well some magic users have morbid and sick ideas, when they go about seeking revenge." Said one of the cops.
The air was filled with evil laughter and then a wizard arrived on the scene. The wizard wore a faded grey robe, had a long scraggly grey beard, a mustache, brown sandals, and a wizard hat.
"Who are you?" Asked one of the cops.
"I'm Halloween Wizard and I'm here to extract the next phase of my revenge plan on the fool, who dared to throw eggs at my house!" Declared the wizard.
"Isn't turning Rigby into a house a bit much? I mean I can understand that your mad, but wouldn't it just have been easier to make him clean the house and pay for any damages he caused?" Asked Benson.
"Yeah I'm sorry man! Just turn me back and I'll clean your house or whatever!" Said Rigby.
"Not going to happen! This isn't just about some minor damage to my home. This is about my honor as a wizard!" Declared Halloween Wizard.
"What?!" Yelled Rigby.
"What kind of wizard would I be if I just let some nobody walk up to my house and let them egg it? What kind of wizard would I be if I didn't extract some kind of over the top crazy magical revenge on the person who wronged me? Why I would be a terrible wizard and a laughed stock of the magic community! No one would ever take me seriously! So I must do this for my honor! Now on to the revenge!" Said Halloween Wizard.
"Sir you can't do this. Turn Rigby back to normal and leave and you'll only have to pay a small fine. Will work out some kind of arrangement to make Rigby pay for the damage he did." Said one of the cops.
"No dice!" Yelled Halloween Wizard as he went invisible.
A invisible force slammed into Mordecai and Rigby knocking them into the cops knocking them to the ground. The air was filled with Halloween Wizard's evil laughter. Rigby looked around for the evil wizard and didn't see him, until Halloween Wizard appeared floating a few feet from his head. Halloween Wizard grind with evil delight and Rigby closed his eyes expecting to meet some horrible end, but instead he heard a few grunts and splats. Rigby opened his eyes in confusion and saw Halloween Wizard holding a carton of eggs in one hand and tossing eggs with his free hand at Rigby's house body.
"Are you kidding me?! You seriously turned me into a house and attack my friends just to throw some eggs at me?!" Yelled Rigby in rage.
"Oh I'm not done yet. Look up!" Said Halloween Wizard.
Rigby looked up and his eyes went wide as he saw a giant egg twice the size of his house body slowly and dramatically descending towards him. Halloween Wizard laughed nastily as the egg got closer and closer to Rigby, who screamed in fear. One of the cops quickly scrambled to their feet and pointed his wand at the egg zapping it and making it disappear.
"Party pooper!" Yelled Halloween Wizard in anger.
"Looks like your fun is over!" Laughed Rigby.
"Oh this isn't over! There's still a lot of things I can do to mess up your life!" Said Halloween Wizard as he whirled around and blasted a bunch of trees setting them on fire!
Two of the cops went about putting the fires out with their magic, while the other two turned their attention to Halloween Wizard. The insane wizard turned his attention to the park house and flew to it blasting the door off with magic before flying inside. The startled screams of the park employees could be heard from the house. The cops were fixing to rush into the house, when they heard Pops scream and there was a flash of pink light from the second floor. In that instant Halloween Wizard came flying out from a window on the second story and landed on the ground in a dazed heap. One of the cops ran over to the dazed wizard and handcuffed him, as the park employees came out of the house with a dazed and confused looking Pops.
"What happened in there? What was that pink flash of light?" Asked one of the cops.
"That light was from a special personal security device I had placed on my son's body." Said Mr. Maellard as he came walking out of the house.
"Must be one powerful device." Said the cop.
"You have no idea." Said Mr. Maellard casting a look at Pops, who was starting at his hands in confusion.
Rigby was turned back to normal and Halloween Wizard was hauled away from the scene. The credits began to roll saying the show was over and everything burst into static.
A new image appeared to reveal a strange looking robot. The robot was a gray, largely rectangular box with a grid of lights at the top. It had four dials along the bottom of it's body, and the bottom, with a single leg which ended in a wheel. The robot had two segmented robotic arms which end in white gloves. The strange being stood in the center of a spotlight holding a microphone in front of it's face and then it began to speak in a male voice.
"We interrupt your daily programs to bring you some wondrous new. I am Mettaton and for the first time ever my show is going to be broadcasted to your homes! From our studio in the Underground beneath Mt. Ebott, to your homes, it's the Mettaton Show! There will be quiz shows, cooking, news, musicals, and much more! You'll laugh! You'll cry! And love every minute of it! So tune on in next time with me and seat back and enjoy the show!"
Mettaton vanished and the credits for Wiz Cops continued to roll on.
To be continued.
Glossary
Mucha Lucha: Rick O'Shæ
Ed, Edd n Eddy: Baron O' Beefdip
My Gym Partner's a Monkey: Jake Dragonmonkey
Regular Show: Halloween Wizard
Undertale: Mettaton