Family
Chapter 379 Beach Brawl
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.
(Author's Note: Special shoutout to RayvenShade and their awesome requests and reviews.)
The battle between Dr. Blowhole's forces, Naked Wizard's forces, and the beach goers was marked as one of the most insane battles in the history of Ooo. The battle became known as the Beach Brawl.
Both invading armies charged at one another with fierce battle roars and fire in their eyes. Most of the unfortunate beach goers, who had the extreme misfortune screamed in panic and either froze up in fear, tried to seek shelter under tables or behind bars, or ran screaming into the ocean or inland away from the charging armies. The only beach goers who weren't fully panicking were Finn's group, Simon's group, Samantha's group, Braco and Neddy's security detail, William, Locke, Sea Sorceress, Tiki Torch, and Canyon. Betty was one of the first people to take action by gathering up Eria, Dipper, Mabel, Soos, Pacifica, Trucy, Braco, Neddy, and a few other beach goers and quickly surrounded them all with a protective ice dome. The quickly made icy barrier was a smart and affective defense. The spears and harpoons of the Frogmen and Walrusies barely scratched the dome and the forces of Naked Wizard outright avoided and steered clear of it, most likely due to the cold temperature and the fear of getting certain body parts stuck to the ice.
The two opposing armies finally met with an epic clash and complete chaos broke out. The nudist army came armed with axes, machetes, and a few chainsaws. Blades clashed and sparked as they collided. Many weapons on both sides were destroyed in the first few minutes of the battle and a good deal of the fighters were forced to engage one another in hand-to-hand combat or they simply grabbed any table, chairs, or any other beach objects they could find lying around and used those as weapons. Punches and kicks were given along with a bunch of other underhanded moves. Sand was thrown into faces, nipples were twisted, groin areas were kicked hard, and fowls were whipped at rear ends. It was a odd and traumatic thing to witness. Naked Wizard stood far away from the main fighting with a dozen of his followers and Island Monster cheering his forces on. Up in the air Dr. Blowhole watched the battle displayed on a monitor in his ship. The monitor showed one unlucky nudist get tossed onto a table and then get body-slammed by a Walrusie. Manfish appeared on the screen and threw a bunch of starfish and urchins at some nudist and beach goers causing them all to shout in pain and surprise. Dr. Blowhole let out a chuckle at the chaos. The nudist idiots were getting creamed by his forces, but then Dr. Blowhole saw something on the monitor that made him frown.
After watching the fighting between the opposing armies, the heroes, Samantha's group, and their allies decided to step into the fray. Finn summoned his Olympian power and began to deal out super strong punches sending Walrusie, Frogmen, and nudist flying through the air and crashing to the ground. Phoebe and Tiki Torch threw fireballs at their enemies' feet sending them fleeing into the ocean, which allowed Canyon, Rain, and Turquoise to use their water manipulation powers to wrap the water around the villains arms and legs restraining them. Jeff and Mimi aided the water manipulators by using their webs and freeze breath to help restrain the captured villains, so the water manipulators could focus on fresh bands of villains being driven into the water. Jake was punching people with giant hands as Gata and Locke fought enemies with spears. William created two clones of himself and the three of them went about sending enemies crashing to the ground with their large swords. Stan was punching Frogmen with his fist, while Ford fought a couple of Walrusies with a spear. Chi had turned into a large black octopus and along with Nyx, Kai, and Ying were throwing balloons filled with sticky slime at the enemy as Samantha hopped around and delivered powerful punches and kicks to any enemies that got close to her friends. The various fighters were making short work of the invading armies, which displeased Dr. Blowhole.
As Dr. Blowhole was fixing to take action, he saw four newcomers jump out of the ocean and join in on the battle. The four new additions were penguins and were a special unit of secret agents that Dr. Blowhole had tangled with on a few occasions. Their names were Skipper, Private, Kowalski, and Rico. The penguins were hopping around delivering chops to the necks of Dr. Blowhole's minions and knocking them out.
"Pen-gyu-ins!" Hissed Dr. Blowhole.
The Penguins knocked out some more henchmen and a few nudists and Skipper pulled out a megaphone and yelled up at Dr. Blowhole's ship.
"Cease your attack and surrender Blowhole! Otherwise will have to come up to your little ship and do things the hard way! Your choice!"
"Oh I think you know I prefer things the hard way. Why don't you say hello to my little friend!" Called Dr. Blowhole on a speaker as he pressed a button on his controls.
A massive door on the front of the ship opened up and out jumped a gigantic mutated lobster the size of a house with a large right metal claw. The lobster landed on the ground and let out a terrifying roar.
"CHROME CLAW!" Boomed an ominous and dramatic voice from Dr. Blowhole's ship.
"Well someone has been busy." Muttered Skipper.
(Author's Note: The Penguins and Chrome Claw are from The Penguins of Madagascar.)
Chrome Claw let out another fierce roar and barreled towards the Penguins forcing them to dodge and jump out of the way to avoid being hit. The mutant lobster charged around swinging it's claws around sending nudists and a few unlucky beach goers flying. The Penguins chased after the monster as it rampaged and a few other fighters began to to turn their attention to the monster and the threat it posed to the battlefield.
As all that was happening Simon and Sea Sorceress were focusing their attention on Naked Wizard, his guards, and Island Monster.
"I take it Island Monster was the threat you were sensing?" Asked Simon.
"It is. I can sense a deep dark evil energy from within the creature. I also sense the same energy from the staff Naked Wizard is holding. It's most likely the staff is being used to control Island Monster." Said Sea Sorceress.
"My thoughts exactly. Thought I wonder where that staff came from? I highly doubt Naked Wizard created it, he lacks the power, knowledge, or skills to create a magical item like that and use it to take control of someone like Island Lady and turn her into Island Monster." Said Simon.
"Well I suppose will just have to take it away from him and force him to tell us where he got it from." Said Sea Sorceress.
"My thoughts exactly." Said Simon.
The two powerful magic users began to stroll towards Naked Wizard and his minions. Naked Wizard saw Simon and Sea Sorceress coming and he felt his confidence drain quit a bit as he recognized the Council members. The nude wizard knew that powerful people would oppose his plan and try to stop him, but he had hoped to get a much larger group of followers to back him up before facing people like Simon and Sea Sorceress. Naked Wizard looked at the followers around him and at Island Monster as he tried to come up with a plan to beat the two Council members heading his way. His eyes then landed on Wendy and Alcor and a evil plan began to form in his mind. Alcor was currently busy fighting a group of Dr. Blowhole's minions, while Wendy was watching him not paying attention to anything else. Wendy would make a excellent hostage to take.
"Alright you nudist listen up. Me and Island Monster will keep the wizard and sorceress busy, while you grab that red haired girl and take her hostage. With a hostage we can force the wizard, sorceress, and all the so called heroes to surrender and force them to fight Dr. Blowhole and his forces for us. Then I can get to work on using my staff to convince them all to shed their clothes and join our cause." Said Naked Wizard.
"You can count on use master. Victory will be ours!" Said a naked mole rat.
With that said the nudists troops separated from their leader and gave a wide birth to Simon and Sea Sorceress as they headed in the direction of Wendy. Naked Wizard used his staff to have Island Monster kneel down and hopped into her hand as Simon and Sea Sorceress stopped a few yards away from him.
"Naked Wizard cease this madness and surrender." Said Simon.
"I will do no such thing! For too long the naked truth has been silenced and oppressed by clothes and dictators like you, but not anymore! I now have the power to fight back and show everyone the truth! All those who dare stand in my way shall be crushed!" Declared Naked Wizard as Island Monster stood up and he jumped into her hair.
"Then you leave us no choice." Said Sea Sorceress as she waved her staff at the ocean.
A bunch of sea water shot up into the air and took on the shape of a giant women with no visible clothes that stood the same size as Island Monster.
"Let's see how your Island Monster fares against my Ocean Lady." Said Sea Sorceress as her creation stomped out of the ocean and faced Naked Wizard and his monster.
Naked Wizard waved his staff forward and Island Monster let out a great roar and charged forward. Ocean Lady met Island Monster's charge and the two giants slammed together, locked hands, and began to grapple with each other.
As that was going on Naked Wizard's followers reached Wendy and a large nudist grabbed her from behind. Wendy let out a cry of surprises as she struggled against her captive. A female nudist stepped in front of Wendy and held out a knife. Wendy's eyes went wide as the knife flashed through the air and sliced down through the middle of her bikini top! The top fell open exposing Wendy's chest. Wendy's face went red with embarrassment as the nudists laughed at her.
"Oh cheer up girl, you should have no shame in having a fine pair like that! You should honestly be ashamed of yourself for hiding them beneath clothes." Said one nudist.
"Now on to the bottom part." Said the female nudist as she reached for Wendy's bikini.
Wendy struggled to no avail and just when it seemed she was about to be stripped again, a blue beam of energy struck the nudist and she fell to the ground in a straightjacket. The nudists and Wendy turned to see an enraged looking Alcor stomping towards them.
"You dare attack and bring shame to this women! I will show you no mercy for that!" Declared Alcor as his eyes glowed bright yellow and he pointed his righthand at a couple of naked mole rats.
The naked mole rats let out cries of surprise as all the teeth in their mouths suddenly flew out and went over to Alcor and hovered next to him. Alcor pointed his finger like a gun and all the teeth shot forward and struck all the nudists in the head with incredible speed and they all fell to the ground unconscious with bruised foreheads. Wendy let out a gasp as she felt her captive let her go and she just stood there with her arms covering her chest and looked at Alcor with both fear and amazement. Alcor waved a hand at Wendy and the next thing she knew her bikini top was repaired and covering her chest.
"There all better." Said Alcor in a calm voice as his eyes stopped glowing.
"Um...thanks." Said Wendy lowering her arms.
"You probably have a lot of questions for me." Said Alcor looking at Wendy.
"I do. Like...just what are you exactly and why do you have a face like Dipper?"
"Let's clean the beach of these jerks first, then I promise to explain everything to you and everyone else here." Said Alcor.
"Alright." Said Wendy.
The two of them headed towards the main fighting.
Back with the battle of giant women, Island Monster managed to twist and slam Ocean Lady into the ground back first. Island Monster leaped onto Ocean Lady's chest and began to rain down a bunch of punches to her face and head. The blows were so fierce and powerful that Ocean Lady's head eventually burst into bits of water and the body laid unmoving. Island Monster stood up and let out a victory roar. Naked Wizard cackled with glee as he raised his staff high into the air.
"Time for a little striping!" Declared Naked Wizard as several black energy bolts appeared in the air above him.
The bolts shot forward and headed towards the main fight. Finn, William, Turquoise, Tiki Torch, Canyon, Locke, Stan, Ford, Alcor, Wendy and a few beach goers saw the bolts coming and managed to avoid them and everyone who was covered by Betty's ice dome was ok, but everyone else in the area wasn't so lucky. The bolts struck the ground near people and let magical burst of energy that struck people and caused their clothes to disintegrate into nothing! People let out startled screams as they found themselves suddenly naked. Finn and Locke cast a look over at Phoebe and Gata who were covering their chests and private area and quickly averted their eyes as their cheeks flushed red. Chi was in her normal form covering her chest and then she cast a look over at a naked Mimi and a naked Kai and got a nosebleed. William glanced over at Samantha who was naked as well.
"You like what you see?" Asked Samantha giving William a teasing grin.
William looked away and Samantha just laughed. Nyx stood by Samantha, with Ying and laughed as well.
Naked Wizard stood on top of Island Monster's head and observed the chaos he had created and grinned.
"This is only the beginning! Soon there will be no more clothes and everyone will know the naked truth! Nothing can stop me!" Declared Naked Wizard.
"Oh I wouldn't get too ahead of myself if I was you." Said a voice from behind.
Naked Wizard whirled around to see Simon standing a few feet from him! The nude wizard stumbled back in fear and shock.
"What the?! How did you get up here and behind me?!" Sputtered Naked Wizard.
"Well I can fly and I've been standing behind you for a few minutes. You let your guard down and forgot you were in the middle of a battle, as you went about causing chaos on the beach. You celebrated your victory too early Naked Wizard, now it's time to put an end to this." Said Simon crossing his arms.
Naked Wizard felt a cold chill in the air and he considered surrendering then and there, but decided not to. He had come too far just to give up and he still had a powerful warrior at his command. Naked Wizard was fixing to give Island Monster a attack commend, when Ocean Lady suddenly shot up to her feet behind Island Monster, with her head fully reformed and put Island Monster in a Nelson hold restraining the monster. Naked Wizard was completely shocked by this and he stared at Simon with fear. Simon took a step towards Naked Wizard and he jumped off Island Monster's head. Naked Wizard fell and was going down Island Monster's cleavage, when two giant floating ice hands suddenly appeared, grabbed Island Monster's boobs, slammed them together, and crushed Naked Wizard between them! Naked Wizard let out a cry of pain as he felt the crushing pressure on him. Simon flew down and made the ice hands release Island Monster's boobs and he had another ice hand grab Naked Wizard and restrain him. The ice wizard took Naked Wizard's staff away and flew down to the ground next to Sea Sorceress.
"Well we disarmed Naked Wizard of his staff now we just have to return Island Lady back to normal." Said Simon.
"I think I have an idea to remove the evil from Island Lady's body." Said Sea Sorceress turning her attention to Island Monster and Ocean Lady.
Ocean Lady released Island Monster and spun her around so the two were facing each other. Before Island Monster could do anything Ocean Lady put her lips on Island Monster's lips! It looked like the two were kissing, but actuality Ocean Lady was firing water from her body into Island Monster's body. After several seconds Ocean Lady backed away from Island Monster who had a sick look on her face. Island Monster fell to her hands and knees and began vomiting a bunch of sea water and a few other objects including a bunch of black turtles. Simon and Sea Sorceress watched in amazement as Island Monster fell to her side in a dazed heap and her body began to revert back to Island Lady. Simon went over to the vomit and examined the turtles before he went over to Naked Wizard and had the ice hand release him.
"Alright Naked Wizard, who gave you the staff that aloud you to turn Island Lady into a monster and control her? We know you don't have the power or knowledge to create something like this, so you better just tell us the truth." Said Simon looking down at Naked Wizard.
Naked Wizard shivered from the ice hand that had held him and from the intense looks he was getting from both Simon and Sea Sorceress. He was at their mercy and he knew he stood no chance against these magic users. Naked Wizard took a deep breath and was fixing to tell them everything, when he glanced behind Simon and Sea Sorceress and saw Beast standing a few yards behind them and went pale. Simon noticed this and looked behind him to see Beast.
"It was you." Said Simon recognizing the Beast from the adventure in the North Pole.
"Who are you?" Demanded Sea Sorceress turning to face Beast.
"You can call me the Beast." Said Beast.
"Why did you do all this?" Asked Simon.
"Oh I was simply board and I was sick of all this happiness and positivity. You and your allies also ruined my Christmas scheme, so I wanted a little payback as well. I also enjoy causing a bit of chaos and decided to use that naked fool and his followers to do that, but alas they failed miserably to do that or defeat you or any of your allies, despite me giving them a powerful weapon to use. What a waste of energy. I suppose I'll just have to destroy that useless moron and leave." Said Beast as he pointed a hand at Naked Wizard.
"Wait! No please have mercy! Just give me another chance and I'll destroy a few heroes and wizards for you!" Begged Naked Wizard.
"It's over. At least you can die knowing that you made a good demonstration of my powers. It'll be the closes thing you'll have to an honorable death." Said Beast as he waved his hand.
The dark staff suddenly flew from Simon's hand and impaled Naked Wizard in the chest! Naked Wizard gasped in pain as he looked down at the staff in horror. Then Naked Wizard's body and hair began to turn black and wooden. Simon and Sea Sorceress could only watch on in horror as they watched the transformation process overtake Naked Wizard's body. The process soon turned everything except Naked Wizard's head and face into wood. At first it seemed like the horrible transformation had stopped, but then it began to spread to Naked Wizard's head and face. Naked Wizard's face twisted into a look of utter despair and he tried to scream, but the evil magic turned his face into black wood as well. Naked Wizard was now a black wooden statue with a staff sticking out of his chest and his face frozen in a death scream. Simon gritted his teeth and clenched his fist in anger.
"Quit a lovely piece of art don't you think?" Asked Beast.
"You monster!" Yelled Simon as he whirled around and fired a burst of magical lightning at the Beast, but he was already vanishing in a swirl of shadows.
"This is simply the beginning. Will meet again wizard." Called Beast as he vanished.
Simon and Sea Sorceress could only clench their fist in absolute anger at the Beast's fowl actions.
Back at the main battle Canyon fought her way through groups of Frogmen, until she came across Manfish. The diminutive fish man saw Canyon coming and hurled a swordfish at her. Canyon saw the swordfish coming and with incredible reflexes, she caught it between her hands and then tossed the fish into the ocean.
"Still as agile as ever, but you shall soon be tasting defeat." Said Manfish as he pulled out some starfish and sea urchins.
"Oh will see about that." Said Canyon.
Manfish hurled the starfish and sea urchins at Canyon, who used her powers to conjure up a ball of water that intercepted and captured all the thrown objects. Canyon was fixing to toss the objects into the sea, when she noticed a round metal sphere among the sea stuff. The sphere exploded into a bright light that blinded Canyon and made her lose control of her water powers and made her water ball fall apart. Manfish took this opportunity to throw sharp shells at the blinded Canyon scratching up her arms and legs.
"Time for you to sleep with the fishes!" Shouted Manfish as he pulled out another swordfish and leaped at Canyon from behind.
Even though she was temporarily blind, Canyon's other senses told her, where Manfish was attacking from and she spun around and delivered a powerful uppercut to Manfish's chin and sent him flying away towards the ocean. Manfish skipped across the ocean's surface a few times and then he disappeared under the ocean surf.
"Surfs up." Said Canyon as her vision slowly began to return.
The Penguins were still fighting Chrome Claw and weren't having much luck subduing the mutant lobster. They tried chomping down some palm trees and making them fall onto Chrome Claw in an attempt to knock him out, but the monster still kept coming. It was then Turquoise stepped in to provide some aid. Turquoise reached up to her forehead gem and pulled out a large sword that seemed to be part gun as well. Chrome Claw charged at Turquoise who blocked his regular claw with her sword and then she used her powers to lift the monster up into the air by his metal claw. The mutant struggled and thrashed in the air and Turquoise pointed her sword up at him and pulled a tiny trigger on her sword. A teal colored beam of energy shot out of the sword and slammed into Chrome Claw, sending him flying and smashing into Dr. Blowhole's ship ripping a big hole into it. Dr. Blowhole screamed in both anger and dismay as his controls began to spark and the Penguins began to shoot fireworks at him. It was then that Dr. Blowhole decided it was time to retreat.
"This is far from over Pen-gyu-ins! You and your allies may have won the battle, but I will win the war!" Declared Dr. Blowhole as ship flew away followed by what remained of his invasion force.
The Beach Brawl was over.
Jeff used his webbing and knitting skills along with Mabel's knitting skills to make a bunch of ponchos to clothe all the victims of Naked Wizard's actions. A call was made to Abracadaniel and a bunch of other plant wizards to come and regrow all the plants on Island Lady's body. After all that was done Bebe suddenly walked out of a restroom and asked what happened and a few beach goers just gave her the abridged version of what happened.
Alcor stood before Wendy and the rest of the Gravity Falls crew, who were studying Alcor curiously.
"So are you Dipper from the future, Dipper from another universe, or are you a long lost relative?" Asked Mabel.
"I'm none of those things. I'm a bit more complicated then that. You see I'm a clone of Dipper." Said Alcor.
"Clone?" Asked Pacifica.
"Wait if you're a clone of Dipper then how come your a teenager and have different powers?" Asked Wendy.
"I was engineered to be a older version of Dipper as for my powers some other DNA was added and mixed with Dipper's DNA to create me." Said Alcor.
"Whose DNA?" Asked Ford getting another feeling he wasn't going to like the answer.
"Bill Cipher." Said Alcor looking at the ground.
A serious expression crossed both Ford and Stan's face and they immediately got in front of the others.
"Hit the road creep. We don't want you around." Said Stan.
"Look I know you have a bunch of issues with, but I give you my word I would never harm any of you or your allies." Said Alcor with a hint of sadness in his eyes as he looked at everyone.
"Please just leave Alcor. This...is just a lot to take in and I really need some space right now." Said Wendy.
"As you wish." Said Alcor sadly as he turned around and began walking away.
Samantha said goodbye to William and Chi said goodbye to Mimi and they went after Alcor with Nyx and Ying right behind them as the sun began to set for the day.
To be continued.