Family

Chapter 384 Star Rob

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.

(Author's Note: Hey folks hope you are doing well and that you had a Happy Star Wars Day! This is just a fun little filler chapter featuring Rob and commemorating George Lucas's Star Wars and denouncing the Disney Trilogy and those who messed with the franchise. Hope you enjoy it and may the Force be with you.)

In a galaxy far far away in a place known as the Time Room, Rob, Bobert, and Prismo were eating popcorn and enjoying a Star Wars movie marathon that conceited of episodes one through six. The trio enjoyed the story of Star Wars and all of it's characters and the love and creativity that went into each of the films that showed that the people who worked on them really cared about their fans. After the last movie was finished the trio took a break and read a bunch of Star Wars books and comics that were created after the movies and expanded more on the universe featuring the characters from the movies as well as new ones and interesting stories. The writing really showed the writers compassion and devotion to the franchise. Everything was going well, until a frown appeared on Prismo's face.

"I feel a disturbance in the Force." Said Prismo before he used his powers to conjure up three new DVDs.

Rob and Bobert inspected the DVDs and saw that were Star Wars Episode 7, 8, and 9. Feeling a bit of excitement and curiosity Rob put the movies on expecting to see more of that amazing Star Wars universe he and his friends had fallen in love with. What they got was an utter disappointment. The new movies had a terrible plot that was an utter mess, new characters most of whom were unlikeable and unengaging, and old characters from the old movies did appear, but they were highly underused and were just shadows of their former selves. Rob researched the movies and found out they were created by a new producer and a couple of directors. The new producer was a women by the name of Katherine Kennedy, she had worked under George Lucas the creator of Star Wars and had been personally been put in charge of overseeing the new movies after George signed the movie rights over to a company called Disney. Katherine had access to some ideas that George had for future films as well as all the books people had written over the years, but instead of using any of those sources she had her own ideas and those ideas were driven by gender politics and agenda. The new producer didn't care about plot or the old fans, she had her own personal belief on what the people of the present wanted. Katherine hired people based on their gender and nationality instead of their writing skills or knowledge of Star Wars. She hired directors J.J. Abrams for episodes 7 and 9 and Rian Johnson for episode 8. Both directions didn't do a good job with their movies and Rian made things worse by insulting any fans or critics that negatively reviewed his movie. Rob did a bit of research on the multiverse Internet and found a bunch of articles talking about how bad the new movies were and that Katherine and people that supported her insulted and accused fans of being hateful towards women if they didn't like the new movies.

"These people are just creating hate and they're ruining Star Wars. This needs to be stopped." Thought Rob as he pulled out his remote and pressed a button on it.

Rob's clothes changed into an outfit worn by the Jedi Knights and he had a weapon known as a lightsaber strapped to his waist. Rob pushed another button and a portal opened up in front of him and Bobert.

"You're going after them aren't you?" Asked Prismo.

"Someone has to restore order and give power back to the fans. Don't worry I have a plan." Said Rob.

"May the Force be with you." Said Prismo.

Rob nodded and he and Bobert stepped through the portal and vanished.

Over at Disney Star Wars Headquarters, Supreme Producer Katherine Kennedy sat in her executive chair wearing a 'The Force is Female' shirt and overlooking plans for her next Star Wars projects to force her politics into the faces of others, when one of her assistants entered the room with news.

"Supreme Producer, we have a strange intruder dressed as a Jedi at the front gates demanding that you step down and give Star Wars back to George Lucas and the fans."

"Another angry fanboy. Send out security and the Stormtroopers to deal with him." Said Katherine.

"Right away." Said the assistant as he hurried off to do just that.

At the gate of the headquarters, Rob sat on his knees with his eye closed as the gates opened and out marched a large group of security guards followed by a large band of Stormtroopers.

"You made a big mistake coming here alone." Said one of the guards.

"Well unluckily for you I didn't come here alone." Said Rob as the ground began to shake.

The security guards and Stormtroopers looked around in confusion and then their eyes went wide in shock as they saw several thousands Star Wars fans dressed as various Star Wars characters and armed with a vast assortment of weapons storming towards the headquarters. Rob coolly stood up as the fans arrived and began to wale on the guards and Stormtroopers. Alarms began to blare as reinforcements raced out of the building to join in on the fight. Rob pulled out a blue lightsaber and joined in on the fight and fought his way to the headquarters, until he came across the character Rose Tico armed with a blaster.

"I will stop you!" Declared Rose.

"No you won't. You are literally one of the the most useless and hated characters in Star Wars. You have no clue how wars are actually won. You have to destroy what you hate." Said Rob as he opened a portal to the Void with his remote.

Rose fired her blaster and Rob easily deflected the shot back at her and sent her flying into the Void before closing. Rob then came across the character Vice Admiral Holdo and simply opened up a portal behind her and violently kicked the terrible military leader in the gut and sent her to the Void, before he entered the headquarters. He was then confronted by the characters Rey and Kylo who were armed with lightsabers. Rob just scowled at the two.

"You two are such disappointments. Rey you are a Mary Sue. You don't really struggle with an task you are given and your overpowered. Kylo your just a man who is constantly angry and has no idea what he wants or what side to be actually loyal to. The two of you are complete messes and your so called relationship is like a poorly written fanfic with no chemistry. Now here's some people who I think would like to have a word for." Said Rob as he pulled out his remote and opened a couple of portals.

Out of the portals came Ahsoka Tano and Force Ghost Anakin Skywalker.

"Grandfather!" Gasped Kylo.

"Yes it's me. Kylo you really made a mess of things. You learned nothing from my history or my mistakes. I did not die from any form because of some struggle I had between the Light Side and the Dark Side of the Force. I died from the damage from the damage I took from the Emperor's Force Lightning, after I turned against him to save my son. The Dark Side never ends well. You really messed up my sacrifice by going to the Dark Side and aiding the First Order." Said Anakin with a scowl.

Kylo just looked at the ground in shame and deactivated his lightsaber. Ahsoka turned to Rey.

"You never had to work to obtain any of the skills you have. It takes actually time, practice, and failure to actually obtain the skills of a Jedi. You may have had a little training in one movie, but that doesn't explain why you have the incredible amount of power you have. Character comes from growth and the struggle we have to face and overcome in life. You have done none of those things, so you never grew into a real character or Jedi." Said Ahsoka.

"Also I'm not a fan of you burying my lightsaber on Tatooine." Said Anakin.

Rey just looked at the ground and deactivated her lightsaber.

The two had been verbally defeated and had lost the will to fight. Rob opened up a portal to the Void and pointed at it. Rey and Kylo walked through the portal with their heads down and the portal closed. Rob opened up a new portal and sent Anakin and Ahsoka back to where they came from. There was a loud commotion from outside and Rob looked outside to see Bobert descend from the sky carrying a screaming J.J. and Rian. Bobert tossed the two film directors to the ground and he turned his righthand into a novel and pointed at J.J. and Rian. The two directions scrambled to their feet and screamed as Rob sprayed them with carbonite and frozen. The fans screamed in joy at this and a bunch of them began to write and draw insults on the frozen directors. Rob made a mental note to unfreeze the directors in a few months as he reached an elevator.

Rob made his way to the top floor and exited the elevator. The top floor was filled with offices and a bunch of walkways with guardrails that overlooked a massive drop that lead to what appeared to be the power core of the building. Rob made his way to Katherine Kennedy's office and faced the Supreme Producer, who sat behind her desk.

"I am Rob and I'm here to save the Star Wars franchise from you Katherine." Said Rob.

"You fool, I am the franchise! I have taken Star Wars to new heights and it all belongs to me!" Said Katherine.

"The only thing you've created is a mess. The Force doesn't have a gender, it's the energy of all living in the universe. You've abused the franchise and your power and insulted the fan base with your horrible movies. It's quit clear you don't care about Star Wars and you're using to force your politics and agenda down people's throats. It's time you step down and Star Wars returns to George Lucas and the fans." Said Rob.

"You cannot tell me what to do! I am the Supreme Producer and I have unlimited power!" Declared Katherine as she stood up from her desk.

"Then you are truly lost." Said Rob as he pulled out his remote and pressed a button on it.

A portal opened up behind Katherine and she turned to face it and let out a gasp of horror. Out of the portal stepped Darth Vader in his full black armored glory. Darth Vader marched up to the petrified Katherine and picked her up high over his head and carried her to the walkway with the guardrail.

"What is this?! Put me down!" Yelled Katherine as she thrashed around in Darth Vader's grip.

Darth Vader responded by tossing Katherine over the guardrail and sent her plummeting down the shaft towards the core below.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Katherine screamed right before she reached the core and exploded.

Rob and Darth Vader bowed to each other and Rob opened a portal and returned Darth Vader back to where he came from. After that was done Rob made another portal appear and then he dropped a bunch bombs on the core and quickly escaped through the portal.

Outside Bobert and all the fans were a safe distance away from the headquarters as it began to explode and collapse. Rob popped out of a portal next to the fans and watched the building collapsed. Star Wars was taken away from Disney and returned back to George Lucas and the fans. Rob and Bobert returned to the Time Room and balance was restored to the Force.

To be continued.