Family
Chapter 394 Recruitment 4
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, expect the OCs. This is just a story for fun.
Back at Weird World, Julie and Sam were running down the halls looking for Lila and Dakota, when they came across a large metal door in the wall and heard someone moving on the other side.
"Lila?" Asked Julie going over to the door.
"No I'm Valerie. Can you please let me out of this cell." Said a voice on the other side of the cell.
Julie took the keys and unlocked the door and Valerie walked out of the cell. Both Sam and Julie exchanged looks of confusion. They didn't expect someone like Argost to kidnap children and they wondered why she was thrown in a cell with a strong metal door.
"I'm Julie and this is Sam." Said Julie introducing herself and Sam.
"I'm Valerie." Said Valerie.
"Have you seen any other prisoners around here?" Asked Sam.
"There's one other prisoner at the end of the hall in the big cell." Said Valerie.
"That could be Dakota." Said Sam.
"Let's go get her then." Said Julie.
The three of them raced down the hall, until they came across a large metal door at the end. Julie handed Sam the key and he was fixing to run and unlock the cell, when Valerie sniffed the air and her body tensed up.
"We got company! A really big snake is coming our way!" Said Valerie.
There was a loud hissing sound and everyone turned to see Rani Nagi the Naga Queen slithering down the hall towards them.
"So Argost's little rats got out. Well you won't be free for long!" Hissed Rani Nagi.
"Sam, go free Dakota. I'll handle the snake lady." Said Julie as she tightened her hands into fist.
Sam nodded and raced towards the cell door. Julie was fixing to hurl herself at Rani Nagi, when Valerie stepped in the way.
"Get out of here kid." Said Julie not wanting to see the kid get hurt.
"I can help. I'm a lot stronger then I look." Said Valerie as she began to transform into her weredog form.
Julie was a bit startled by this and she guessed this would explain why Valerie was in a cell with a strong door. Valerie let out a howl and hurled herself at Rani Nagi. The Queen of the Naga snarled as Valerie slammed into and they crashed into a wall together. Valerie was big in her weredog form, though Rani Nagi was still bigger. Rani Nagi wrestled with Valerie, who snapped her fangs and threw punches at the naga. The two of them tussled for a bit and then Rani Nagi threw Valerie and sent her crashing into a wall on the opposite side. Rani Nagi was fixing to charge at Valerie, when she felt something grab her tail and stop her. She turned her head to see Dakota holding her tail. Dakota let out a great yell as she swung Rani Nagi up and smashed her into the celling and then the floor dazing and stunning the Naga. The mutant let go of the naga and dusted her hands off.
"That was awesome!" Exclaimed Sam as he ran over to Dakota and gave her a thumbs up.
Dakota smiled and blushed a little, as Julie went over to the stunned Rani Nagi and began to question her.
"Where's Lila being held?"
"You mean the Sasquatch? Argost has taken a special interest in her. He probably has her in one of his more accommodating rooms on the upper levels." Said Rani Nagi with a nasty smirk.
Julie glared at the naga and punched her in the face knocking the snake women out. Dakota dragged Rani Nagi over to her cell and tossed her into it.
"Alright we're going to get Lila and we're going to escape this place and tell the cops about being kidnapped. Argost is going to pay for what he did to all of us." Said Julie.
The others nodded in agreement. They located some stairs and headed up looking for Lila.
Miles away at Castle Lemongrab, recruitment was still going on. Before the generals was a massive being called Big Bull Demon. He was a cyborg demon with a buff body and light blue skin, along with blue and black robotic parts. Big Bull Demon had drill for one of his hands and a brain capsule on his head. The brain capsule had three spikes that popped out of it, one on the top, and two on the sides, which caused his pointy ears to flop down. Big Bull Demon's lower jaw seemed to be robotic and was very long, holding very sharp teeth. The generals hired him.
The next person was a tall figure wearing a cloak and hook. The cloaked figure pulled out a bow and arrows and some guards set up some targets a few hundred yards away. The archer took aim at the targets and fired. The arrows fired by the archer hit every target dead center impressing the generals and everyone who was watching.
"His good." Said Swamp Giant to Stag who were standing side by side in the crowd.
"Very impressive. Now would you kindly remove your hood and tell us your name." Said King Knight.
The figure removed both his hood and his cloak to reveal an odd sight. The stranger appeared to be half man and half deer. The lower half of the man was furry, with the right leg being a deer leg and the left leg being a muscular human one. The man had a muscular human chest and the head of a deer. The odd being spoke and gave his name.
"I am Stag-Man the son of Stag! I came to join your army and police spend some quality time with my father."
Stag-Man pointed a finger at the crowd directly at Stag, whose eyes went wide.
"You have a kid and you never told me or anyone else about him?!" Yelled Swamp Giant in both surprise and anger.
Stag just stared at his son as a flashback began to play in his mind. Many years ago Stag had gone to a very wild rave. At the rave Stag had bought and consumed a large amount of shrooms and wild berries with hallucinant properties, which lead to a series of bad decisions. This included falling madly in love with a humanoid girl and getting in all kinds of trouble with her, stealing a car and going on a joyride, robbing a covenant store, and crashing the stolen car into a public swimming pool. Stag had been arrested and spent a night in jail, before he was punished with community service. A few days later Stag had gotten a letter from the girl he hooked up with at the rave telling him, she was pregnant with his kid. Stag did the only logical thing, he just sent money and paid child support for the girl and her child. The girl and Stag wrote letters to each other and the girl sent Stag pictures of their child. Stag really didn't get involved with either his wife or his child and his brother Deerius ended up stepping in and taking the responsibility of looking after the two.
"Daddy!" Yelled Stag-Man as he raced through the crowd towards Stag.
Stag could only stare at his oncoming son as he reached him and embraced him in a bone crushing hug.
"This is just weird." Said Swamp Giant.
A muscular anthropomorphic deer wearing a black headband arrived on the scene.
"There you are Stag-Man. I see you found your father." Said the deer.
"I did uncle Deerius!" Said Stag-Man.
Stag looked at his brother in surprise.
"Hello brother. Yes its me Deerius. I can see your impressed with my muscular physique. Me and your son did a whole lot of working out in the Muscle Kingdom's gym and got ripped! It was a very good bonding experience for the both of us." Said Deerius.
"Um are you here to tryout for the army as well?" Asked General Rooster.
"Yes I am." Said Deerius running over to the generals.
Deerius did some kung fu moves and whipped his headband around like a lasso and whip. The generals were impressed and Deerius was hired.
"Looks like you'll be seeing a bunch more of me brother." Said Deerius with a grin.
"Yes!" Said Stag-Man excitedly.
Stag just groaned under his breath.
In another part of Castle Lemongrab, Sir Slicer and Bandit Princess were in a large room that served as the war room. The room had a massive table that had a large map of Ooo on it with models of the various kingdoms, civilizations, and villages. There were also tiny figurines of rulers and warriors scattered about on the map. Sir Slicer was confident that with the army, elite generals, and the various talent and skills of all the various new recruits, that conquering most of Ooo would be easy, but he knew that there were people who could pose some serious problems to Castle Lemongrab's forces. These problems were the various people who called themselves heroes and each one of them was powerful. Sir Slicer needed to come up with a strategy to remove some of the heroes from the board.
"Having some little hero problems?" Asked a voice from the shadows.
"Perhaps we can help." Said another voice from the shadows.
"Who goes there?" Demanded Sir Slicer as he and Bandit Princess drew their swords and looked at the shadows.
Two men stepping out of the shadows with their arms raised in peace. The two men appeared to be humans. One was an old man with grey hair wearing a fine tailored suit and coat with a light blue stone broach on his neck. The other man was younger with long shoulder length Platinum blond hair wearing a blue business suit.
"Who are you two supposed to be?" Asked Bandit Princess.
"I am Manfred von Karma and this is my associate Kristoph Gavin." Said the man with grey hair.
"You said you could help get rid of some of the heroes. Now explain how you two of you can do that." Said Sir Slicer.
"You see we have a personal score to settle with a couple of the heroes. The Vampire Queen and the Werewolf Queen committed a great sin by destroying the Vampire King, the Werewolf King, their mates, and nearly all their minions." Said Gavin.
"You two are surviving minions of the Vampire King and Werewolf King." Said Bandit Princess as she tightened her grip on her sword.
"Correct." Said Gavin as he teeth turned into fangs and his ears became wolf like and furry before they both returned to normal.
"I am a vampire and Gavin is a werewolf. We are servants without a king or queen and we desire revenge and since our enemies are your enemies I think an alliance would be beneficial for both of us." Said Manfred.
"How exactly do you plan to takeout both Marceline and Lucinda?" Asked Sir Slicer.
"Oh we are working on quit a scheme that will lead to their destruction as well as those closes to them and maybe we might a few other heroes in the process, including the Son of Death. All we ask for is some men power to assist us a little bit." Said Manfred.
"You seem pretty confident in your plan." Said Sir Slicer.
"Oh we are. We have a few surprises for both Marceline and Lucinda that they will never see coming." Said Manfred.
"Very well. If you can deliver on what you said then you shall have our aid." Said Sir Slicer as he put his sword away and offered his hand.
Manfred smiled and shook Sir Slicer's hand. The vampire and the werewolf walked into the shadows and vanished.
Out in the courtyard the generals were looking at two large group of individuals that wanted to join Castle Lemongrab's army. One was a group of large humanoid worm creatures wearing suits and ties lead by a tall black rock person named Quarry. Quarry wore a white dress shirt and black suspenders and shoes. He was missing the left part of his upper face including his eye. The other group was made of black and red demons with horns and yellow eyes, that were lead by an armored red cloak wearing demon on a glider named Doctor Diablos. Both groups looked fierce, so the generals hired them.
Down below in the science lab, Gumbald was getting Duke Nukem to power up some, nuclear batteries, when Quark hopped into his ear and introduced himself to the scientist. Gumbald became fascinated with the subatomic being and had Quark get under a super microscope, so he could see him better. Quark was a tiny blue ball of energy with a tiny purple face, arms, and legs. Gumbald did some configuring with one of his rays and zapped Quark with it. The ray gave Quark to grow to a couple of feet, so he could properly talk and interact with other beings and he could shrink back down to his tiny size, whenever he wanted. After that was done Gumbald called up his personal computer CHAD to see how some of his other projects and experiments were doing. CHAD stood for Computer Home Analyzer and Defender and he looked like a red smiling mouth and eyes who popped up on various computer screens.
"Well sir all projects are looking good. Mecha Gorillasaur is nearly complete, the M.O.N.Q.I.s, or Mobile Optimal Neural Quotient Infiltrators are ready to be deployed at your command, and Mochio is ready to be woken up from his pod." Said CHAD.
"Excellent." Said Gumbald as the projects popped up on screen.
The MONQIs were small black and green monkey-like robots. Mecha Gorillasaur was a giant gorilla-like robot that could be piloted into battle. Gumbald went to another part of the lab and found Bebe and Chachi waiting by Mochio's pod. The scientist pushed some buttons on the pod and it opened up to reveal a small boy made out of chocolate. Mochio had a humanoid body with a round head, with two round ears, and a long red and white peppermint stick nose. He wore a white shirt, and a pointy red and white striped hat.
"Happy Birthday!" Said Mochio with a grin as he did a little dance.
"Oh I like him already!" Said Bebe with excitement.
"Incoming video call from Dr. Blowhole." Said CHAD.
Gumbald smiled at this news. He had heard about the evil genius dolphin and he knew he needed to contact him. Gumbald had used his computer skills and sent Dr. Blowhole a message with an offer to join Castle Lemongrab's army and he also asked the dolphin to see if he could locate Eight Armed Willy and get the monster to join.
"Put him on." Said Gumbald to CHAD.
Dr. Blowhole's face appeared on a computer screen.
"Hello Dr. Blowhole, so will you join Castle Lemongrab's growing army?" Said Gumbald.
"After some thinking, I've decided to join you." Said Dr. Blowhole.
"That's great. Have you located Willy?" Said Gumbald.
"It took some time, but one of my drones located him near the bottom of the ocean. I managed to make contact with him and he said he would join up with us, if we give him complete control of the ocean and help him get revenge on Billy." Said Dr. Blowhole.
"Tough, but I think we can agree to his requests." Said Gumbald.
"Good. I'll inform Willy and I will head to Castle Lemongrab with my forces and join you." Said Dr. Blowhole before he vanished from the screen.
"This is working out too good. Now all I need to do is come up with an ultimate weapon of some sorts and victory will be in the bag." Thought Gumbald with glee.
Things just kept heating up as more and more people kept joining Castle Lemongrab's army.
To be continued.
Glossary
Big Bull Demon: Ok K.O. Let's be Heroes
Stag-Man: Regular Show
Deerius: Mighty Magiswords
Manfred von Karma and Kristoph Gavin: Phoenix Wright
Quarry: Generator Rex
Doctor Diablos: Dexter's Laboratory
CHAD: Totally Spies
MONQIS: Young Justice
Mecha Gorillasaur: Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Mochio: Robotboy
