Family

Chapter 460 Fight Club

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. This is just a story for fun.

In another part of the Lady Lucktopus Casino, Gideon was being lead into the underground fight club by Dogman and Mander. Everywhere Gideon looked there seemed to be some terrifying horrible creature eyeing Gideon with cruel intentions. Gideon, Dogman, and Mander approached a large and dented metal desk with what appeared to be a large black gargoyle sitting behind it playing a paddleball game. The gargoyle was black, wearing a open white shirt, grey shorts, and sunglasses. Mander coughed to get the gargoyle's attention.

"Oh hey Mander! What can I do for you?" Said the gargoyle.

"Well Brad we have a new recruit for the the fight club. His name is Gideon and King Dice caught him cheating in the casino." Said Mander.

"Man you are not very lucky! You ticked off the boss now you're here. The fighters are going to eat you alive and I mean that literally!" Said Brad looking at Gideon.

Gideon gulped and went pale.

"Do you have any openings?" Asked Mander.

"Not right now, but I'm sure we'll have something soon." Said Brad.

"Guess will just go and watch a few fights then." Said Mander as he lead Gideon and Dogman towards one of the rings.

Gideon looked around for a way to escape, but all he saw were rings, fighters, and spectators. Mander lead Gideon and Dogman to some seats and they sat down to witness a very strange fight between what appeared to be a giant piece of slice toasted bread and a giant rice ball dressed as a sumo wrestler. Brad flew in and hovered in the center of the ring.

"Alright folks we got a special round for you. In the blue corner we have Olaf of Bread- The Cyclopean Slice of Toast. In the red corner we have Rice Baller. Which one of these food fighters will win? Let's find out!" Said Brad before he flew out of the ring.

Olaf was a giant piece of slice toasted bread with a singular eye and a few spikes growing out of the top of his body. Rice Baller was a giant rice ball dressed as a sumo wrestler, with arms and legs, a square piece of seaweed that made it look he had a beard, and a piece of sushi on his head that looked a chonmage hairstyle.

Both fighters glared at each other as the bell rang and then they rushed at each other. Olaf slammed into Rice Baller and the two fighters began to push against each other. At first it seemed that the two fighters were evenly matched, but then Rice Baller pushed Olaf to the ground. Olaf quickly jumped up and slammed himself into Rice Baller's face knocking him back. The giant piece of bread charged at Rice Baller and repeatedly slammed into his face before knocking him to the ground. Olaf did a little jump in the air and body slammed Rice Baller. It seemed like the battle was over. Brad flew in and began to do a countdown.

"Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Fiv-..!"

Olaf's body began to suddenly shake and then he began to rise up into the air. Rice Baller stood beneath Olaf holding him up. The crowd went wild and cheered and then Rice Baller threw Olaf into one section of the audience! Gideon's eyes went wide in terror as Olaf of bread went flying right towards him! Mander and Dogman had already sprinted to safety along with most of the audience members near Gideon.

"Mommy...!" Whimpered Gideon right before Olaf crashed right on top of him and everything went black.

The next thing Gideon knew he woke up on a stretcher with a strange human looking girl with little horns on her head looking down at him. The stranger had red eyes, long shaggy black hair that went went down all the way to her rear, and a small fang that poked down from the upper right side of her mouth. She wore what appeared to be a red apron with a strange black symbol on the front, yellow boots, with brown strips, and a white fur ridge, and three golden rings on each of her arms.

"Oh good your awake!" Said the girl.

"Who are you? What happened?" Groaned Gideon.

"My name is Rajyaki. I'm a demon and I saved and healed you." Said the girl.

"I remember that...a big bread guy fell right on top of me. How am I not seriously hurt? I mean I'm sore, but other then that I'm fine." Said Gideon looking down at his body to see it was fully intact with no bruises.

"Well you were a real mess, when me and a few of the other fighters pulled Olaf off of you. Your arms and legs were broken, along with a few of your ribs, your nose was bleeding, and you had multiple bruises, but once we gave you some Life Jam from the Life Jam Guy, you healed up very quickly." Said Rajyaki.

"Life Jam Guy?" Asked Gideon.

At that moment the ground next to Gideon burst open and a large jar of red-colored jam, with arms, legs, and a winking smiley face emerged. The jar had arms and legs and he had a small jar of jam in his righthand and was giving a thumbs up with his lefthand.

"Oh yeah! Life Jam is the best! I'm the Life Jam guy so I should know!" Sang the jar before he turned and walked away.

Gideon just stared at the hole and the Life Jam Guy completely dumbfounded.

"Yeah he tends to do that a lot, but his product and business is good, so I guess he can afford the repairs for the property damage he causes." Said Rajyaki with a shrug.

"This place is a madhouse." Whispered Gideon to himself.

Mander and Dogman came walking over to Gideon and Rajyaki.

"Ah I see you're still alive and fully healed. Lucky us. It would be a shame if you died before you had a chance to fight." Said Mander.

"Lucky me." Grumbled Gideon.

"Oh look another fight is starting up." Said Rajyaki.

Inside the ring there was a hulking, twitchy goblin wearing a suit with a loose tie, as well as some sort of metal mask. The goblin was called Caffiend. He had blue skin and dark blue flattop hair. His shirt was maroon, his pants were red, and a purple tie. On Caffiend's back was an odd canister device that had tubes sticking into Caffiend's mask, shoulders, and arms.

On the other side of the ring was a large chocolate cupcake with a droplet of white frosting on top of it's head wearing a blue and white miniskirt wrapping, white boots, white gloves, and carrying a large lollipop the size of a staff. The cupcake was a woman called Candice.

Brad flew into the ring and announced the fight.

"Hello folks. In the red corner we have the Caffiend and in the blue corner we have Candice. Caffeine high vs sugar high! Fight!"

Brad flew out of the ring and the fight started. Candice let out a wild yell as she charged forward with her lollipop. Caffiend threw a punch at her, but at the last possible second Candice telepoerted and reappeared behind the goblin and struck him in the back of the head with her lollipop. Caffiend yelled in rage and tried to strike at Candice, but she just dodged out of the way and struck the big goblin again. This went on for a few minutes, until Caffiend lost his temper and he pressed a button on the side of the canister on his back. Coffee began to go through the tubes and directly into Caffiend's body giving him a big energy boost. Candice tried to strike at Caffiend with her lollipop, only to have him catch it with incredible speed, yank it from her hands, and toss it to the side. The cupcake glared at Caffiend and let out another wild yell as she rapidly punch his chest. The attack had very little affect on Caffiend and he grabbed Candice's arms and began to spin around at incredible speed.

"Aaaaaaaaaaa!" Yelled Caffiend.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaa!" Screamed Candice.

Eventually Caffiend let go and Candice went flying into the audience right towards Gideon.

"Not again!" Cried Gideon right before Candice crashed into him and they laid on the ground in a heap.

"How unfortunate." Said Mander as he and Dogman burst out laughing.

"Don't you worry, I'll get you some more Life Jam." Said Rajyaki as she raced off to find Life Jam Guy.

Gideon just groaned as he wondered if this was his fate.

To be continued.

Glossary

Have a Nice Death: Brad and Candice

Bossgard: Olaf

Munchables: Rice Baller

Muramasa the Demon Blade: Rajyaki

OMORI: Life Jam Guy

Going Under: Caffiend