This is how Lincoln would tell everyone, his birth story. So it is about to get very mind blowing, but he will tell Jordan about this and maybe to some of those he can trust. Enjoy folks.
Family of Two.
Chapter 37: True story? Not really.
(The Loud House.)
Luna had just finished breakfast and is now in her daytime clothes and she waits outside of the house by the car for her son to come out and sure enough he arrives. "Hey bud, ready for today?"
Lincoln hugs his mom. "I am, and I did some last minute reading onto the fake birthday story from yesterday and I have to admit it does sound cool reading it over and over and I know my classmates are gonna have their minds blown."
Luna hugs her son. "Though, you will have to tell Jordan the truth. I think she deserves to know, the Rosato's are our friends and the parents of Jordan know about this too, they just didn't tell their kid about it. But I did tell them what's gonna happen today and they're okay with Jordan finally knowing."
"Well that's good to know, and I think I should tell some of my friends. Well, only those I can trust" replied Lincoln. "If that's okay with you mom."
Luna kneels down to his level and places her hands on her son's shoulder's. "I guess you can, just not to those who might blurt it out. Clyde is a no go, because his dad's might hear about this, you don't know much about Chloe. Zach, Liam, Rusty and Flat Tire are out of the picture for that one."
"Not the gals of Jordan, they don't seem that worthy to know and might blurt out the truth, no to Tabby. So the one person you can be able to trust with the secret is Stella, she's a nice girl and she's trustworthy enough to know this."
Lincoln smiles and hugs his mom again. "Thanks mom. And I'll make sure they don't tell anyone about the secret. But does Simon know?"
"No he does not, Sam made sure he has no clue about the truth of your birth story and same goes with her parents." Luna then kisses his forehead. "Now come on bud, let's get you to school."
They then break the hug and head into the purple Ferrari, they wave goodbye to Great Grandma Harriet who is spooking away some raccoons trying to get into the attic. They then drive off.
Great Grandma Harriet looks to the raccoons. "One way or another you beasts are going down and staying away from this house!" She uses her ghost powers to fend them off with a broom and rake.
"Let me have at it!" Mr. Grouse goes to her with a leaf blower. "I know these little vermin and I have been dealing with them whenever they o for my trash! Now get out of here!" He starts to blow them away, but they hold on tight to the roof. "Huh, that usually works."
"I'm gonna need something with a bigger bang." Harriet then heads back inside and she starts crafting something with some tools and a pipe. She then comes back out with a potato gun? "This won't kill them, just scare them away!"
"Umm, is that thing safe?" asked Mr. Grouse.
Harriet then locks on targets. "No clue and don't care at all." She then fires it and a small explosion is made.
"Holy Tallulah!"
(Royal Woods Elementary.)
The Purple Ferrari makes it and Lincoln and Luna come out, Luna hugs her son and kisses his cheeks and forehead and they wave goodbye. Luna drives off to her school, while Lincoln heads to his, he meets up with Jordan and his friends and they get inside.
This is turning into a normal thing for the students now. Even though it's been more than week they seem okay seeing Lincoln and his 15 year old mom, and the affection she shows towards him and the relationship between Loud and Rosato and they're large group of pals and gals, though seeing the purple Ferrari is always the lime light to the students who all like to take pictures of it.
Inside, they all start talking about how they're all excited about telling their birth story. They all see Lincoln smiling. "You seem like in a good mood bud, anything you know about your birth story?" asked Liam.
"Mom showed me and told me, I wanna save it till we get to class, and then you'll all have your minds blown" said Lincoln.
"I hope that happens. Some of us have awesome stories about our own birth stories and we all brought our baby books too" said Chloe. "You bring yours?"
"Sure did." Lincoln shows them the orange book with his name on it. "Kept well and safe thanks to mom, along with some pictures in here to prove it."
"Now I really wanna know now" said Jordan. "Can't we at least get some spoilers to the whole how did Lincoln Loud came into this world story?" Jordan uses her puppy dog eyes.
Lincoln chuckles. "Sorry my love, but that is not going to work on me. No spoilers, sorry guys." They all groan and then chuckle. They understand.
A kid passes by them. "Hi Jordan."
Jordan waves back and she smiles. "Yes! The kids here are starting to warm up to calling me by my name! Freaking finally!"
"Good for you Jordan, we're not calling you Girl Jordan anymore so that could be the whole thing" said Trent. "That and maybe from the news blogs from Jenny."
Jenny chuckles. "That could be true, but I did get help from my associate Christina. She did help spread some news about the whole incident with the court scenario and marked Jordan Rosato as the one kid who did her hardest to save Lincoln Loud."
Lincoln kisses Jordan's cheek. "Not gonna lie, but that is dang true. She had me and my mom's back during the whole court thing, along with the others who were on our side."
Jordan giggles. "Remind me to say thank you to Christina."
"No problem Jordan, see you at lunch." Christina passes by them and winks and they all chuckle.
They then head to Mrs. Johnson's Classroom. They do see some scratch marks on the wall and Mrs. Johnson thanking Norm that he'll fix it after school.
"Good morning class, sorry about those odd scratch marks. As it turns out there might be some raccoons loose on school grounds, so I want all of you to remain cautious when going outside later" said Mrs. Johnson. "No, let's begin with the Birth Story project. Liam, you're first."
Liam takes a deep breath. "Time to shine." He then tells everyone of how he was born, and it all started when his ma and pa slept in the barn during a freaky storm that made the house have leaks.
One by one, they all tell they're birth stories. Some were normal hospital things such as Clyde's, but others were odd and amazing to hear.
Polly said that she was born after her mom cheered from her favorite football team winning, she was born from one pushing cheer. Talk about pushing through to the final round.
Tabby tells her story that she was born during the KISS concert, and the guards had to help her so they brought her to the back where the KISS band aided in helping get the kid out. Rock n' Roll n' be born! Because if God gave Rock n' Roll to you, then that lady gave Tabby life to her!
Zach tells them that he was born on the first day of summer and it was on the hill near the Royal Woods observatory just as his parents wished on a shooting star and what do you know, it came true.
Jenny tells them that she was delivered in the Royal Woods Channel 6 News Room by her Auntie Katherine Mulligan. Her mom was given a tour of the place, and she was in labor at that time as well.
Mollie tells them that she was born after an avalanche hit the snow resort in Canada. When the rescuers came to save them, that's when he mom gave birth to Mollie. Born from extreme weather conditions and near disaster.
Rusty's was one to be confused about. His birth story involved the back of a moving van, so he was born when he and his parents came to Royal Woods. They didn't have enough fuel to go the hospital, so the incredibly ripped moving guy went to medical school and helped deliver the "baby Spokes." Okay, wow!
Stella's Birth story sent shivers down their spines. The clouds made the night sky dark and her family's home in the country side was being attacked by something and her granny had to chase it off with a tail whip of the sting ray, and then the rest of the neighborhood came and helped chase it away, and as it turns out what tried to attack them was an Aswang and it wanted the baby being born, but thankfully it was killed by the resident police officer and at that time a star came out from behind the dark clouds, therefore she was named Stella.
I guess Stella was unique for the resident Philippine monster and its insatiable hunger for children.
Jordan's on the other hand was unbelievable indeed. "It all started when my parents went on a cruise ship, which was the company business trip. My mom was under labor and they didn't have time to bring her to the ship's med bay. Then someone on the ship arrives and helps deliver me from my mom and that person was this guy!"
Jordan shows them a picture of Legendary Film Producer and Director Steven Spielberg?! The image is the man with Jordan's parents and he's holding the baby girl in his arms with his blanket. All of them are mind blown and so is Mrs. Johnson.
"They called me Jordan because Steven Spielberg was headed for the location to a soon to be movie scene, the Egyptian lands of Jordan. We were somewhere near Egyptian waters when all that happened" replied Jordan. "Took them a long while to check the time lines of America and Africa and they calculated that I was born on November 4. Thank you all for listening."
Jordan then heads back to her seat and they all just look to her. She then looks to Lincoln. "What?"
"So is that why you like Sci-Fi films too?" asked Lincoln.
"Hmm, yeah I guess. Maybe some of Spielberg's all-knowing doctor might got to me and like sci-fi like you do" chuckled Jordan.
Lincoln is still shocked. "I have got to be more respectful and be greatful to that man and his films, I am definitely gonna praise him for helping deliver you into this world."
Jordan chuckles. "Oh you."
"Next up is, Lincoln Loud" replied Mrs. Johnson.
Lincoln then gets up and has his baby book and a photo album. "This is it, time for the story."
Lincoln takes the front and he looks to all of his classmates, he sees Jordan and Clyde giving him a thumbs up.
Lincoln takes a deep breath. "It all started, when Lynn and Rita were headed to the hospital in Vanzilla. They called Pop-pop to watch over the other sisters who all really wanted to go. Lori didn't seem to wanna go she wanted to stay home and look after the others, Leni wanted to see me badly and so did Luan and Lynn. Luna … She was more persistent into seeing me, since she did sing to me before I was even born."
"Anyway, so Lynn Sr and Rita Loud were both going down the road to get me delivered, but then Vanzilla broke down. They needed a lift to the hospital otherwise I'd just be born on the side of the road. Then large Prime Mover Truck with these cool flame decals on it arrived and the truck driver was willing to help them. He was hauling a lot of cars, and not just ordinary cars, but Orange Ferrari's of different models."
They all gasp and go jaws dropped. "No way!" said Rusty.
"Heck yeah. So they drove to the hospital, but I was a very impatient baby and they had to stop and the truck driver decided to deliver me himself, he took some teaching in medical school, and I was born right there, in the backseat of the Truck Driver's Big rig and Lynn Sr did faint, like all the other times he fainted when the others were born."
"Eventually he woke up and he saw the white-haired baby boy who was known as me, Lincoln Loud. They asked who the truck driver's name was and he showed them his ID: George D. Lincoln, so they honored him by naming me after his last name in which he was proud to do so."
Lincoln then shows them the picture (Fake) of Lynn Sr, Rita and with them the truck driver. He looked like your everyday normal trucker, but he had no goatee, he seemed old. Like really old.
"He … He passed away a year after I was born. They did come to his funeral and they brought me along to see him, I don't know much about those memories but I am glad I now know."
"Well, after I was born and bring me to the hospital to be check on, they brought me back home and then all the girls started showering to ask if they can see me. Though, I was confused and scared and then I cried which really made them unhappy, but then … Then ….. Then I heard someone signing. Luna, she started singing and I calmed down and looked around to where it came from."
"Rita lowered me to Luna, and she was the first one to hold me. I think I do recall seeing her for the first time and from what my mom told me yesterday. We both smiled looking at each other, she came close to my face and I grabbed her nose and it made us both giggle, we both had this spark of the sibling bond that made us closer all the way to this, this now mother and son bond."
Lincoln sheds a lone tear as he shows them the picture of a 4 year old Luna holding a sleeping Lincoln. This makes them all "Awe" and also shed some tears.
Lincoln then closes his baby book. "And that is my birth story, but the story of my relationship with my mom is for next time, sorry guys."
They all clap and wipe their tears away hearing that story. They all cheer and clap for the amazing birth Lincoln had, it was far better than the last ones, and also not scary too.
(Later.)
The bell rings and they all head for lunch. "That was one heck of a story" said Rusty. "Man, that truck driver was the coolest."
"Sure is an honor to have that guys last name as your first name, and for a minute there I thought you were named after a penny with the image of Abraham Lincoln on it" replied Liam.
"Dude, you are legendary and the whole school might know about this" said Zach.
"Looks like someone is going to go above the popularity level" replied Mollie.
"That was so touching and so nice of Luna to be the first one to hold your sweet innocent self!" said Cookie.
"The way you recognized her voice is unbelievable" said Stella in amazement. "Looks like you two were destined to meet and forge the Special Sibling Bond, and look at you and Luna now! Mother and Son."
Lincoln chuckles. "Thanks guys, though some of you might already know about the story of the bond I once shared when Luna was my sister. So, chances I might tell it again when we have another project about that."
"Rita may have brought you into this world from the past, but looking towards the future, it's Luna who saved you from losing it. I guess the Guardian role pulled through and made things better for the both of you" replied Jordan. "You and your mom really are something."
"Yeah, we are" replied Lincoln as he pulls Jordan close to him.
A few more kids walk by them. "Hey there Jordan."
Jordan waves to them. "Yes, I am getting my name back. This is so awesome! Only a matter of time before the whole school stops calling me Girl Jordan."
"The Kindergarteners still call you that and the 1st and 2nd graders too" replied Jenny. "Just let time go on and they'll start calling you Jordan Rosato, the girlfriend of Lincoln Loud and soon to be daughter-in-law to Luna Loud."
They all laugh at that and so does Jordan, she chuckles and looks to Jenny. "You are so getting a dodge ball on Thursday."
Jenny stops laughing. "Wait what?"
But as they walk off, they have no clue someone is watching them and is not happy. 'Why does she get to the name back? What about me? What about my name? I am Jordan too!'
(Skip After School.)
Lincoln says goodbye to his friends, but he is not quite glad that Stella had to head off home early. She wants to check on her granny and the new horror movie she got. Lincoln and Jordan then wait for Luna to arrive and sure enough she does.
Luna's car stops and the window lowers. "Hey kids, you ready to head on home?"
"We sure are, though why do I have to ride with you and Lincoln?" asked Jordan.
Luna chuckles. "Get in." she does notice something. "Let me guess, Stella has something else to do?"
Lincoln nods. "She does, she had to go home and check on her granny and some new scary movie they got." Lincoln and Jordan get into the Ferrari.
Now Jordan is even more confused. "What the heck does Stella have to do with this? What the heck is going on?"
"We thought we could trust you and Stella with a very important secret, but I guess it'll just be you Jordan" replied Luna as she lowers her window and starts the engine.
Jordan looks to Lincoln and Luna. "Secret? What secret? What the heck is going on here?"
Lincoln and Luna look to each other and nod. Lincoln holds her hand. "Jordan, the whole Trucker and Ferrari's thing. That is not my real birth story."
Jordan goes wide eyed. "What?"
"I think its best we tell you on the way to the Loud House, we gotta show you something that has a lot of American History marked all over it and let's just say Lincoln is a part of it as well" replied Luna. Jordan is now lost for words at what she just said. "Buckle up and get ready to have your mind blown little Rosato" replied Luna, she then starts the engine and they drive off.
They then tell Jordan, the real birth story of Lincoln Loud. The boy delivered by the First Lady.
A/N: You guys liked Lincoln's fake birth story? It took me some time to come up with something, including the story I just came up with for Jordan and the others. I was watching Transformers 2 when I was making this chapter, you know Revenge of the Fallen? The one in Egypt? Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 6/29/20.