This is something I thought about, on what would happen when two boys would try and do some bad things to Lincoln, and possibly Jordan. Enjoy folks.
Family of Two.
Chapter 57: Trouble, to two enemies.
(Royal Woods Elementary School.)
Lincoln gets out of the car, but he does get hugged and a kiss on his cheek and forehead from his mom, Luna. "Have fun at school, listen to your teacher, keep an eye on your friends, be there for your special lady and don't get into any trouble."
Lincoln chuckles. "And call you if anything goes wrong, I know mom. I know what to do and I don't think trouble is gonna hit me today. For some reason, I feel kinda good about Monday. See you after school mom."
Luna smiles and she drives off, she sees to the mirror her son waving goodbye to her. She feels like this day could be good for him, but another part of her can feel like something bad is gonna happen.
Lincoln then up with his friends. "So, any thoughts on what to do for Saturday?" asked Rusty. "I mean, chances you might win, or any of us wins that talent show this Friday we might end up celebrating and making some big plans as we go on."
"Rusty, slow down man. Don't make future plans of victory, otherwise it's gonna end bad and you'll end up ruining yourself" replied Zach.
"He has a point, anyone could win on that day and when that does, we have to respect them and congratulate them on a job well done and for showing some awesome talent, right Lincoln?" Clyde and the others see Lincoln going through his notebook. "Umm, Lincoln?"
Lincoln then snaps out of it, "Huh, what? Oh, sorry." He then puts his notebook away. "What did you guys say again?"
They all look to him confused, then Liam figures it out. "Oh, I see. You were focusing on that there song of yours for the big talent show. Dang Linc, you really have been way too much into that song of yours you hardly hang out with any of us. I mean, I know this thing seems like a big and important thing all of a sudden, but you can't take it too seriously."
"Well, the whole thing is important to me. Now that I've made the cut into the show, I wanna show everyone that I have talent and that all the teachings my mom taught me have come to bear and that it's working like a charm. I wanna make her proud on stage, whether I win or lose. I honestly don't care much about the prize" replied Lincoln.
They are kinda shocked, but also impressed. Even though the ones participating are there to be show=offs and for the prize. "That's mighty honorable of you bud" replied Clyde.
Lincoln then sees Jordan waving to him. Lincoln smiles and he waves back. "Well, you guys have fun at chemistry class, Jordan and I are going to Dimartino's foreign language class now. See you guys later." Lincoln follows Jordan and they head into the school.
Clyde, Zach, Liam and Rusty are shocked by this still. "Dang sure wish there was a way for me to get into that class" replied Rusty.
"Dude, either of us end up there and then we'll fail hard. Our parents would have wasted so much into getting us into the class for nothing" said Zach.
"Yeah, let Lincoln and Jordan have this moment, in a class about foreign language. It could be useful for him one day" replied Clyde.
"And let's not forget me, I attend it too." Stella walks by them and heads into the school. "See you guys after classes."
"Still kinda wish I was in that class" said Rusty. They all head into the school, and they had to drag Rusty so he won't sneak into the foreign language class.
A family van arrives, well two of them and coming out are Andrew Hopkins in the green and red family van and Boy Jordan in the yellow and blue family van. They both sigh at how miserable things have been for them.
"Jordan, after school I want you to come back home immediately. Understand?" Boy Jordan sighs. "Yes mom."
"If I hear another word about you causing trouble, then I will take away you're video games, understood?" Andrew grumbles at the thought of it. "Yes, mom."
The vans drive off and the two boys see each other and approach one another. "So, how long till grounding?" asked Boy Jordan.
"All the way till the end of November" replied Andrew. "I'm gonna have to spend Thanksgiving in the kid's table with my….. Eight annoying kid cousins and they are not friendly at all, this bites it."
"You think that bites? I was suspended from school and now I'm back and haven't even got the chance to be part of the whole talent show and my mom and dad are planning to send me to summer camp next year!" said Boy Jordan.
Andrew sighs at how this happened. "And it's all because of Lincoln Loud."
Boy Jordan grits his teeth at who did this to him. "Jordan Rosato made my life miserable!"
They then look to each other and smile. They both were having an idea, an idea on how to get even with those who wronged them. They both high five and fist bump and then head to the school, to initiate what they call they're revenge on Lincoln and Jordan and make them top boys of the school better than Chandler and think of a shorter name for this operation, into action.
"But to also be fair, Lincoln Loud also made my life into this as well" replied Boy Jordan.
(Skip, after classes.)
Lincoln, Jordan and Stella come out of the class of Dimartino and they're talking about the foreign language test next week, but they have no clue that Andrew and Boy Jordan are waiting for them. "You ready man?" asked Andrew.
"This has to work!" said Boy Jordan.
They see Lincoln and Jordan are about to cross the hallway, so they pull on the nylon rope on the ground to make them drip, but then Lincoln almost slips from the floor. "Whoa!" Jordan also helps him and they skip over a bit as they stumble and evade the nylon rope.
"Jeez!" Lincoln sees some spilled yellow liquid on the floor. "Either that's lemonade or something else."
"Let's hope its lemonade" replied Jordan. They then continue to walk away alongside Stella and head to where they'll meet with their friends for the next class.
Andrew and Boy Jordan are shocked by this. "Are you kidding me?!" But someone does trip on their rope, and lands face first onto the yellow liquid on the floor. Principal Huggins!
They then make a run for it and just in time for Huggins to get up and see no one. "Aw gross! This is not lemonade!"
(History Class.)
All the students enter the classroom of Mrs. Johnson and Lincoln and Jordan are headed to their seats which are right next to each other. Andrew and Boy Jordan are hiding in the vents and Boy Jordan has a jar.
"Took me a long while in suspension to get these little pests and they have been eating at my dad's shed. Time to put them to good use, and to make sure they do as I say, I made sure the picture of Lincoln and Jordan were pasted onto the jar the whole time." boy Jordan shows Andrew the termites, these ones seem feisty and for some reason very hyper and hungry.
"Nice, so we let them loose, they eat up the desk from Loud and Loud gets fallen over and laughed at and he cries for his mommy!" said Andrew.
"Bingo and let's not forget Rosato! Also, these guys will also target clothes. Now that is humiliating!" Boy Jordan opens the jar and they let the hyper termites out and they make their way to ground level and they search for their targets.
The termites see Lincoln and Jordan and they make a bee line for them, this makes Andrew and Boy Jordan chuckle. "This is it."
But then Mrs. Johnson has an apple at her desk and this diverts the attention of the termites. This puts panic into Boy Jordan. "What? No, no, no, no!"
"What's going on? Why are they going somewhere else?" asked Andrew.
"The termites that attacked the shed lived in an apple tree and I forgot that Mrs. Johnson always has an apple!" replied Boy Jordan in panic as he pinches the bridge of his nose.
"How could you forget that? Everyone knows Mrs. J, always has an apple with her!" replied Andrew.
Mrs. Johnson is about to get her book. "Alright everyone, time to open up you're…" She sees the book is gone. "That's strange, I swear it was here." then she sees her apple is gone, like something ate it. Then the picture of herself from the mechanical bull ride is eaten by something. "You all saw that right?"
All the student's and Mrs. Johnson then look as the desk shakes and then the whole thing collapses and they see the trash can get eaten. "Okay, everyone out of the classroom now! We have an infestation!"
They all make their way out of the classroom. Boy Jordan and Andrew are now upset by this. "Dang it! And I thought it was going so well!" said Boy Jordan.
"We'll have to go with another plan" replied Andrew.
Then they look in shock as the termites go for Mrs. Johnson, she screams as her clothes are gone. She is wearing green, like the leaves on an apple tree. Boy Jordan and Andrew cannot unsee this, ever.
(Cafeteria.)
Lincoln and the gang are eating lunch and talking about what happened. "Dang, those termites sure are relentless. Three more classrooms gone and all because of them termites, what are the odds there won't be classes until Friday?" asked Zach.
They all then hear an announcement from Principal Huggins. "Attention all students. Due to an unexpected termite outbreak, classes will be canceled until Friday. So, this is your last lunch of the day, then I want everyone off to their homes. Also, the talent show will go on, chances it'll be someplace else. That is all."
Everyone feels happy and are excited for this. Lincoln and the others look to Zach at what he just said earlier and Zach is even shocked. "I shall use my words for the greater good!"
Giggles sits with them and chuckles. "Looks like someone is being a predicament of a chance to even think about future words. Don't try and abuse the word out or word will go far off to the future!"
The others had no clue if that was even funny. "Well, looks like I'll be headed home and handling my song, and the same will go until Friday" replied Lincoln.
"Looks like we all get the chance to do what we want till classes begin" replied Chloe.
"By the way, what the heck was with the scream earlier?" asked Rusty. "Sounded like Mrs. Johnson or something?"
"You think she got eaten?" asked Liam.
"Termites don't eat people" replied Jenny as she sits with them. "They manage to catch one of the termites and one of the kids from kindergarten, David said that the species belongs to a powerful termite race from Africa that's been terrorizing Michigan since the 1950's and the species is known for eating almost anything but meat, also they ate Mrs. Johnson's clothes."
They're all shocked to hear this. "How the heck do you know this?" asked Stella.
"Sheryl told me, but I won't blabber about Mrs. Johnson having her clothes eaten off to the school online news. Keep this a secret guys and no one gets into trouble" said Jenny.
"Our lips are sealed and I'm sorry we had to hear all of that" replied Stella. "Sure wouldn't wanna be the sorry sap who may have seen Mrs. Johnson right now."
"Norm did" replied Jenny. This made everything less than comfortable. "So anyone wanna trade?"
Boy Jordan and Andrew are sitting next to each other and with their right eye twitching. "I can't never unsee all of that" said Andrew.
"I always dreamed of seeing a supermodel, but I did not wanna see my teacher with less clothing" said Boy Jordan. "Okay, so now what?"
"My plan" said Andrew. They both sneak away from the table and they spot Lincoln and Jordan with their friends eating and talking, so they commence to deploy some chaos in the place. They send out a remote controlled mouse. "I made these long ago, I can dabble into some tech stuff too."
"Nice. Once girls see this, everyone will be in panic and soon loud and Rosato will be in the middle of the trample zone!" said Boy Jordan.
Andrew thinks about what he said. "Actually no. You see, one of the lunch ladies is scared of mice and so I am going to send this to them as they carry some left over soup to dump which is the path where Lincoln, Jordan and they're friends are, and once she sees this mouse, Loud and Rosato get spilled by some bad soup and bonus, so do they're pals!"
But as the mouse keeps going and going, it gets snatched away by something from the vents, something with green eyes and two tails and then disappears.
Andrew and Boy Jordan are shocked. "Umm, did the Rat beast just took way the robot mouse?" asked Boy Jordan.
"What the? I thought…. And then… Why did? But….. The mouse." Andrew then drops his controller and sighs. "Weill, this plan wa a bust. First tripping them in the hallway, the termites and now this?!"
Boy Jordan and Andrew hear the bell ring and they watch as Lincoln and Jordan and they're friends walk out of the cafeteria. "This bites it and we didn't even finish our lunch" replied Boy Jordan.
Andrew sighs. "Dude, let's get out of here." They both get up and make their way down the halls, but they had no clue that an 8 year old Goth was listening to them the whole time.
(School hallways.)
Boy Jordan and Andrew are both walking and thinking of a plan. "Okay, so how about we go to their houses, rig something at the doors then have them open it and then get hit by something?" asked Boy Jordan.
"That sounds like a good plan, but what can we rig them with?" asked Andrew.
"We can use pies, we either fill them mud, glue, slime or acid" said Boy Jordan. "I wanna go for the acid, I don't like Girl Jordan for letting the name be used all the time. It's my name too!"
"Whoa. Whoa! Acid on the girl I love? Dude that is insane, what the heck is wrong with you?!" said Andrew in anger and shock.
"Hey man! You hate Loud for taking Girl Jordan and I hate Girl Jordan for taking the name, this makes it all even for the both of us!" said Boy Jordan.
"But I'm not planning to hurt the girl I wanna marry one day and have a life, also this plan is too far and I say we just go with something like embarrassing photos or having them break up!" said Andrew.
"And what do I gain from all of that? Nothing!" said Boy Jordan.
"Well sure as heck I ain't gonna fall in love with someone whose gonna have her face deformed!" yelled Andrew.
"Your face is deformed you nitwit!" said Boy Jordan. The he gets tackled by Andrew and it turns into a fight between the two of them.
"This plan of yours is as stupid as those dumb termites! They should be eating your clothes!" Andrew kicks Boy Jordan in the gut and tosses his hat away.
"Well, that nylon rope and robot mouse is dumb and stupid like you're crazy crush over Rosato!" Boy Jordan punches Andrew in the face and bites his leg.
But then they're fighting stops as the guard picks them up and then there's Principal Huggins and Mrs. Johnson with some new clothes on, and they look angry.
"So, it was you two who made me trip and hit the floor face first onto rat pee?!" yelled Principal Huggins. "And a robot mouse? Seriously?!"
"You little perverted hooligans! You're parents are going to hear about this and I can see a month of suspension for this!" yelled Mrs. Johnson.
Boy Jordan and Andrew look to each other and point to the other. "It was his idea!"
(Outside the school.)
Lincoln and Jordan see Luna's car arrive. "Hey you two, class got canceled or something?"
Lincoln and Jordan are shocked to see her. "Mom? What the heck are you doing here?" asked Lincoln.
"High School is also down in the close for the rest of the week until they can fix the pipes problem, the whole level of classes on ground floor are soaked and the whole football team got themselves into the slipping and sliding" replied Luna. "I feel bad for them and Sully also slipped and broke his ankle."
Lincoln and Jordan are shocked to hear this. "Dang. Well do we got something to tell you." Lincoln and Jordan are about to get into the purple Ferrari, but then they see Principal Huggins and Agnes Johnson walking out of the school and with them is the guard with the two badly beaten up Andrew and Boy Jordan.
Then the parents of the boys arrive in their family vans and they're told what happened and the boys are in deep, deep trouble. Everyone who's seeing this are totally confused. "Dude, what the heck happened to them?" asked Luna.
Lucy then walks by. "Let's just say they're terrible at teaming up." She then walks into her mom's car and she's off back to the Shapiro house.
Lincoln, Luna and Jordan are confused. "Okay, well glad you two weren't in the middle of that stuff" replied Luna. "So, why is school out early today guys?"
Lincoln and Jordan take their seat and fasten their seatbelt. "Let's just say we're gonna have till Friday for some no school time" replied Lincoln, and they drive back to the Loud House.
A/N: I don't know if this is funny or not, but I thought this story could use this. Two enemies getting into trouble and failing, hard! Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 9/16/20 – 9/17/20.