This chapter is based off the season 2 episode "Legends" and with a changing concept thanks to my good pal "marvelomac1010" We know it's gonna end bad, why? We got the Stankcos in the story now! Enjoy reading guys.
Family of Two.
Chapter 131: Legends of new Trouble.
(Legends of the Hidden Temple Studio in Bay City.)
The show begins with the one, the only and to those who have known the show since it was first made, the head of Olmec.
"Legends of the Hidden Temple, with your guide Kirk Fogg"
The host arrives and he lands onto the platform from swinging on a vine. "Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our very special parent and kid episode, today's theme is the lost city of Atlantis."
"Now let's meet our first team, the Orange Iguana's, mother and son duo, Lincoln and Luna Loud."
A lot of folks cheer at the arrival of the two since they have been known from what had happened, months ago. Luna smirks from this crowd. 'Still known even way after that whole conman court handling thing.'
Lincoln and Luna are both wearing orange shirts with the logos of iguanas on them and orange helmets, safety pads and brown shorts and no iguana themed helmets either.
"It is an honor to have you two here and after through all you both have been through, let's see if this show is worth all that trouble. I mean, surviving through tough times from enemies sure is tough."
Lincoln chuckles. "You have no idea Kirk, but we're just here for some mother and son bonding time."
"Kiddo here is right." Luna pulls him close and everyone awes at this nice mother and son bonding moment.
"Now let's meet their competition, Stan and Steak Stankco."
The father and son, of Stan and Steak arrive and we know what they look like and literally hate them for it. (Even if their voice actors are from the show "Henry Danger.")
"Who will the god's favor in this battle? Find out when we return." Kirk then leaves the scene on a rope.
"So, the mom and son of Royal Woods? Not even the best to get in here, and a bonding thing? Yeah right" said Stan. "We got in the show by winning five Buff man competitions in a year."
Luna and Lincoln don't know what to even respond to them. "Okay, well you guys do you man" said Luna. "We're just here to spend time together and see how much our skills in handling trouble have gone."
"Also, I've heard of those Buff man competitions, and my friend Rusty tried to partake in one, didn't quite go well. I hope you guys have fun when the game starts" said Lincoln.
"Yeah, saying that to us because we're gonna stomp on the both you" said Steak.
"Yeah, like when a hammerhead shark goes after a guppy. They get chomped on hard!" said Stan.
"Just to be clear, you two are the guppies" said Steak.
Lincoln and Luna don't feel intimidated, but Luna can tell this is gonna be trouble.
"To be specific, a guppy isn't foolish enough to open out from safety, also Hammerhead sharks don't go for guppies, they'd rather go for something bigger, wounded or scavenge for food. That's logic in animal science and on documentaries on actual sharks and they're true nature" replied Lincoln.
Stan and Steak are silent and now they don't know what to say. "Yeah….. Well, we're gonna kick your butts!" Stan and Steak then walk away from them.
"Well, they seemed energetic and also bully-class kind of guys" said Lincoln.
"Don't let them get to ya kiddo. What matters is that we're here, and we can compete and see what we can do to ace this" said Luna. "After all, I did do some research and I kinda recall the time you watched this show, and also Lynn Sr."
Lincoln is stunned to hear that. "Wow. Nice one mom, also I did not know Lynn Sr watched this show too. I don't know what would've happened if we joined together."
The show then begins for the first challenge and Kirk emerges from a platform below.
"Alright teams, Atlantis is sinking and the only way to safety, is by crossing the moat, with these special water shoes." camera points to the yellow water shoes that both teams are wearing. "The team quickest gets the most points."
They all get ready. "And, go!"
Both teams get onto the moat and begin to walk across the water.
The Stankcos use their football skills to cross, but they see that Lincoln is doing well and is fast as they are, along with Luna. Running through conmen and dodging balls with precision has toughened them up and both teams make it to the other side and hit the buzzer and both teams get a point.
"Cool, tied." Lincoln and Luna high five.
"Doesn't change anything, losers!" said Steak. "We're still gonna beat you both."
"Dude, we're just here to have fun, win or lose at least we did something" said Luna.
"You guys need to pull back and chill" said Lincoln. "Ego will get you into trouble, trust me I've seen it happen more than twice, or three times. Ten times, I lost count."
"We're still gonna bear you both and those words are just loser words, like you two losers!" said Steak.
"Zing! Spoken like true losers!" Stan and Steak head butt and walk away.
"Those two guys are more meat headed than Lynn is" said Lincoln.
"Glad she's not part of this, or even that meat headed anymore" said Luna. She and Lincoln also head to the next challenge.
(Juvie.)
Lynn chuckles nervously, and the other inmates remain silent. This got awkward and all of them are watching the show too.
Annabelle places her hand onto Lynn's shoulder. "Be glad you're not the same old Lynn from before. Also, this is very awkward for everyone."
(Back to the game show.)
Olmec. "And so, the City of Atlantis sank into the ocean, never to be seen again."
We're back to the show and the guide, Kirk tells them the next challenge. "Okay team, you heard Olmec's story. Now he will ask you guys some questions about it, and whoever can answer them will descend the steps of knowledge."
Olmec. "First question: Where have the city of Atlantis rumored to have sunk?"
Steak then answers. "Atlanta!
Olmec. "That is incorrect."
Luna then knows this. "Off the coast of Northern Africa."
Olmec. "That is correct."
Lincoln and Luna descend a step, and everyone cheers. "Way to go mom, where did you learn that one?" asked Lincoln.
"History class, I had to pay attention and it's also part of the big test next month too" replied Luna.
"Big deal. You got one right, let's see you losers do it again!" said Stan.
(A few questions later.)
Lincoln and Luna have made it to the bottom, they have descended the steps of knowledge, and they get an advance in the points to the score board.
"Wow! The Orange Iguanas have aced that one like pros, guess classes and school does pay off. Up next; Olmec's temple games." Kirk then flies off with two leaves.
They all watch him fly off. "There were strings helping him fly, right?" asked Luna.
"I have no idea, I never really questioned the laws of physics on the show" said Lincoln. "Also, this has been fun, all we've learned from school worked like a charm and learning from TV."
"No kidding, documentaries can be rewarding, even if they can be kinda boring sometimes" said Luna.
"You nerds made us look dumb!" They turn around and see Stan and Steak and they look upset. "And the Stankcos do not like to look dumb!"
"We were already cranking it up to eleven, well guess what now! We're turning it up to 12!" said Stan.
"On a speaker or literally? Because I've cranked it up way above 12 and 20 once" said Luna.
"Stop saying stuff like that!" said Steak. "Stop making us look dumb!"
"Dudes, we're just trying to have fun" said Luna. "Win or lose, what matters is that I get to spend a day of fun with my kid in the show he watches."
"You guys are starting to act like jerks and from what I have been through, jerks end up getting into trouble, and when trouble gets to them, the trouble turns into something they can't walk away from" said Lincoln.
"You two think you're so smart and skilled with the whole mom and son thing?! Then let's make a bet!" said Steak.
"No thanks dude, one thing we've learned is that bets get us into trouble." Luna and Lincoln walk away from them.
The Stankcos then start making chicken noises to mock them, but it's not working and this angers them. "We are not losing this!" said Stan.
The next challenge is up and Kirk busts through the stone wall. "It's time for Olmec's temple games! First challenge, the walls around Atlantis are crumbling, you must rebuild them by stacking rings on these poles, and go!"
As both teams go back and forth with the rings onto the poles. Lincoln and Luna cooperate and they go one at a time and in good speed, the Stankcos see this and try to go faster, but it turns into an issue and they both end up arguing that the other should've gone first.
Lincoln and Luna take the win.
Kirk then arrives after riding a leopard. What the heck? "Next, the teams will need to assemble a 3D puzzle, which represents a door to Atlantis, and go!"
Both teams begin to make the puzzle, Lincoln and Luna start from bottom to top and when they found a piece that was for the top they put it in another pile.
Stan tosses the piles onto the door frame, but it falls apart because one piece falls off and now they have to assemble it again.
But pretty soon, Lincoln and Luna ace the whole thing. They get a point and this angers the Stankcos.
Next challenge. Both teams are in position, with Lincoln and Steak who have buckets on their heads.
Kirk arrives to them, being carried by some temple guards. "In the last of Olmec's temple games, teams must work together to bail out the sinking city, and go!"
Luna and Stan race to the water, and so Stan tries to make her trip, but she dodges and she grabs some water and she races back to her son and is able to put the water onto his bucket on his head. "Nice dodge mom."
"Don't be so happy yet kiddo, those dorks are up to something" said Luna. She then goes back for some water and dodges Stan's attempt to make her fall. "Too slow dude."
Stan tries to move faster, but through his own frustration he slips and falls into the water and the bucket has was carrying misses his son. "What the heck dad?!"
Luna then goes back and she places the final water and she and her son win this round, and they both hug each other. Everyone cheers for them, but the Stankcos are not happy with what has happened.
"How are they even winning? They're not even strong or something!" said Stan.
"We'll get them in the next round dad, they can't win this" said Steak.
Soon, the two teams are ready for the final round of the game show. Kirk comes out of Olmec's mouth. "With the Orange Iguana's ahead of the Silver Snakes, like really ahead of the Silver Snakes, but they get one last chance to overtake them in this final challenge."
"Teams, will have to run through Olmec's temple to retrieve the map to Atlantis. First up, are the Orange Iguana's, and go!"
Lincoln and Luna race through the temple, they climb the cliff areas and ladder, bypass some fake skeletons and Luna manages to grab Lincoln before he even hits the shaking platform underneath and they both get confronted by the guard of the temple, which Luna manages to go over and Lincoln goes under and the bypass him.
But just as Lincoln is about to reach the bottom and help Luna, Steak secretly tosses a stone from the puzzle challenge he got and it hits Lincoln in the ankle and he trips. "Lincoln!"
Luna goes back to her son. "Are you alright?"
"I think I broke my ankle, but I don't know how."
Luna then helps him up and they both complete the monkey statue and they get the map and they make it back to Kirk.
"Whoa. Don't know what happened back there, I hope you're okay kid."
"I'll be fine, just a sprained ankle" replied Lincoln.
Kirk gets suspicious. "Weird, no one has ever been hurt in one of our challenges before. Our obstacle courses are safe."
"At least we made it through" replied Luna. She then helps tend to his injury and a medic from the backstage comes over and bandages it up.
The Stankcos go in next and Steak has no clue a stone he also kept in his helmet fell off and Kirk sees it. "Hello, what do we have here?"
The Stankcos manage to win in record time, and the two of them cheer.
"We may not have won, but at least we got to have fun and bond" said Lincoln.
Luna smiles. "True to that, still gotta wonder what the heck caused you to sprain that ankle of yours."
"Hey!" Stan and Steak go to them. "Stop being happy! We won, you lost!"
"Dudes, we don't care. What matters is that we had fun and spent time together, that's the whole reason why I wanted us to be here" said Luna. "Get over it you sore winners."
Everyone else cheers at Luna's words. She is right, but this angers Stan. "No! Cheer for us, we won the whole thing!"
"I don't think so!" said Kirk. "Play it back Olmec." The large statue head of Olmec then deploys a holographic video of the whole course of Lincoln and Luna, and they see Steak tosses the stone and it hits Lincoln and he sprained his ankle.
Everyone else gasps at that. "Meh, so what? He deserved it" said Steak.
Kirk sighs. "And I found another kind of stone that fell off your helmet. For trying to hurt one of the contestants, the Stankcos are disqualified, and the Louds win!"
Everyone cheers. Lincoln and Luna are amazed to hear this. Then Kirk announces the prize. "The prize, is an all-expense, one week stay at the beautiful shores of Honolulu, Hawaii. Starting next month on January 17, congrats Louds. Plus, you get to interact with the local activities there and bring two special guests along for the adventure to this tropical island paradise."
Lincoln and Lun are wide eyed at this bonus of a prize. Luna has no clue if this is a dream, Lincoln thinks this is a dream.
The Stankcos are now enraged by this. "No fair! We won the whole thing! Those two lost, that should be our prize! Not theirs! Their losers! Losers don't win from disqualification!" said Steak.
"This game is rigged! What the heck is wrong with you people?!" Stan then sees Lincoln and Luna. "These losers are nothing!" In a fit of rage he grabs a piece of the temple and attacks them.
Luna sees this and she grabs her helmet and she throws it at Stan and it hits his face, he loses balance and the large piece he's carrying falls onto him.
"You're gonna pay for that!" Steak tries to go after them, but Lincoln grabs his helmet and it ricochets off the temple many times and then hits Steak in the back and Luna goes in and stomps on his face and he's out cold.
After what happened Kirk and the security team are now in front of the father and son. "You guys are in so much trouble." They then carry the two men and escort them out, but then Stan overpowers them and tries to go after Lincoln and Luna by ripping off the metal piece of the stage and it looks like a spear.
"We're the winners!"
Luna then pushes the button to her sleeve and her gun is magnetized to her from her bag in the backstage and she shoots out a dart and Stan gets dizzy from the hit and falls into the moat and the metal spear hits Olmec.
"So glad I can't feel that one."
Soon, cops arrive and they take the two men away, they are in serious trouble for what they nearly did.
Lincoln gets up and he hugs Luna who puts her gun away and she hugs him back. "I'm always prepared to keep you safe kiddo."
"I love you so much mom."
Luna kisses his forehead. "Mom love you too, little dude."
Everyone cheers as the Stankcos have been defeated and the chaos and near attack was dealt.
A/N: Thanks again to "marvelomac101" for this idea and most of the concept, the rest I had to improvise. This might not be the last time they see the Stankcos, leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Take note guys, January 17 is when Lincoln and Luna go to Honolulu, Hawaii for a one week stay and at that point, when I am close to that making the chapters, I could use some assistance in the concept for the 7 days of chapters of their stay.
Date made: 12/4/20 – 12/5/20.