So, this is an idea from my good friend "Marvelomac1010" His OC from "Helluva Loud Adventures" is here, and this is gonna be a new threat, such as the one from Selena Williams, so let's see where this annoyance goes down. Enjoy reading this everybody.

Family of Two.

Chapter 331: The not good Priest.

(August 10. The Loud House.)

At the living room, we spot Lincoln and Delilah are both watching some TV, and checking out what is on, and next to them are the stuff they need for today, they just need to wait for Luna and Michelle. Delilah then sets the TV to the movie, Transformers 2, and the duo don't seem keen about this.

"You know, we have been a bit interested in this, and the only movie that seemed good was the first one, they just made the sequels less than cool or sorta awesome" said Delilah.

Lincoln nods. "So true, I mean the movies kept getting bombed hard, and the only thing wicked about the movies are the action parts, and less on the whole drama and explanation that made the story from the original movie have no sense, the Bumblebee movie seemed awesome."

Delilah chuckles. "Let's hope the new movie is gonna be better, I wanna see what the Rise of Beasts has to show, because it sounds awesome and I wanna know how it connects with the first film." Then they hear footsteps and they see Luna come down the stairs and she's wearing her blue knee-ripped jeans.

"Alright dudes, so Sam called and said that she's headed to the Park with her little bro, Simon. Also, Leni said that she and Luan are at the Park as we speak, and with Pop-pop, Myrtle, Lisa, Darcy, Teri, Lucy, Maggie and the twins, along with Mrs. Johnson."

Lincoln then gets up and he picks up the picnic basket. "What about Clyde? Is he gonna be there?"

Luna nods. "Yeah, but they're gonna have a picnic someplace else in the Park. They wanna talk to Clyde about something, chances they wanna make up for what they did last year and for being in community service, at least they got the day off from that."

Delilah then picks up the other picnic basket. "But that would mean they need to make up for that and double it the following day."

Michelle then comes out of her room, and in her clothing. "I got my keys, and we have to leave the note on the door to inform Harriet that we're not here. Also, Harold and Howard know about doubling their efforts after getting a day off, they got this."

They all make their way out of the house and head to their rides, and then Lincoln sees a text message from Jordan.

Jordan: We're at the Park, Lincoln. We're waiting for you, and I brought a cake too, my mom made it and she wanted me to bring it to the whole thing. See you when you get here, Lincoln.

Lincoln smiles at this and he hands the picnic basket in the trunk and then sits in the passenger's seat next to his mother, and then Luna starts the engine and they drive off, with Michelle's red Ferrari following them.

(Ketcham Park.)

The group is all gathered and all of them enjoy the food that they all have brought, the twins seem to be enjoying the chocolate cake brought by Jordan, and right now Michelle is talking with Agnes Johnson.

Luna, Lincoln, Sam, Teri, Maggie and Delilah are talking to Leni and Luan, while Simon is tossing the Frisbee towards Lucy, and then she tosses it to Jordan and then Lisa. Albert and Myrtle soon join them.

"So, next week is when Kurt Logann is coming back?" asked Lincoln.

Leni nods. "And the awesome part, Kurt said he's gonna bring the rest of his family. His mom, dad and his little sister. It's gonna be so exciting!"

"Dang, Leni" said Teri. "Sounds like you're gonna have a lot of fun spending with the Logann family."

Sam chuckles. "Well, what are they doing here when they arrive?"

Luan explains. "They wanna spend the rest of the summer here in Royal Woods, and when the time does come, then they're gonna be headed back to their home and Kurt will go back to his college. I wanna know what his family are like."

"I can't wait to see what else we can do to spend time with them" said Luna. She then recalls. "Also, sorry that some of you weren't around to watch the three of us take our self-defense training."

Leni nods. "No, no. It's alright. We understand, I mean, we did saw tons of those aerial forces, and the large spaceship too. That means that the whole thing was not meant for others to see, but maybe one day we could see you guys train."

Lincoln thinks about this. "We're gonna need to talk to them about this, we're not certain if they might say yes…" They all continue to talk.

But then Maggie sees something. "Guys, something's wrong over there, like a troubling thing…."

They all see what she sees and they spot something is going on at where the McBride's are. Howard and Harold are being pestered by this man and Clyde doesn't like this.

The man is 47 year's old, and standing at 6-feet, he has bald hair and a mustache and he's wearing a blue suite with a button up shirt underneath it and blue jeans. "Guys, that looks bad." Luna and the others go over, and soon the others follow to see what's going on.

The twins, along with Simon, Lucy, Lisa, Maggie and Luan are left to watch over the picnic, but the whole commotion attracts Officer Tristen, and he recognizes the man. "Oh heck no, not this nut job again." He then contacts for back up.

"Sir, leave us alone! We're not doing any harm" said Harold.

"Everything was going alright with us, and then you showed up sir" said Howard. "We don't want any trouble."

The man scoffs and he holds the bible. "You two are inconceivable wretches that do not deserve the meaning of life from what you have tainted. This is a sin and you two must be removed from this place, bothering this land with your same gendered relationship is anarchy."

Clyde wants to speak, but Harold keeps him safe, and he's about to speak, but someone else does.

"And what the heck is wrong with same sex romance, dude?" Luna and Sam confront him, followed by everyone else who are not pleased with this man.

"Leave them alone" said Delilah. "They're not bothering anyone, and what you're saying is downright mean and rude, and also bullying."

"You all do not have any business in this, madness!" said the man. "My name is Alfred Goodman, an man of god, these two must be expunged from the existence for they have tainted their humanity and damned their souls for hell, along with the boy they have consumed from lies and evil."

This ticks off Luna and the others. "First off, these guys are the McBride's and they're friends of ours, and same with Clyde, because he's my son's best friend. Messing with them and their same sex life is like messing with me and my girlfriend."

Sam nods. "You're just some old guy who is making yourself into a bad influence and being rude to folks makes you no good as those who are racist. Heck, my adopted brother is also into guys and my family is chill with it."

Alfred Goodman scoffs to this. "You two have damned your lives in this damned relationship you have! Your family is damned!" He then looks to Luna, now he has no clue about the whole Bad Luck ordeal. "You, you are disappointment to your family."

Lincoln didn't like him saying that, but Luna intervenes. "What does that supposed to mean, brah?"

Alfred Goodman looks to the pissed off Lincoln, and then towards Luna. "You dare bear a child at a young age?! What kind of twisted life have you lived in?! You bringing this boy into the world and at a young age is a sin that must be cleansed!"

This confuses them and then Leni realizes. 'Wait, he doesn't know about the Bad Luck ordeal we went through?'

Luna is a bit puzzled, but then she speaks. "Dude, I didn't give birth to Lincoln! He's legally my kid, through adoption, you're insane you numb skull moron!" But in her thoughts. 'A part of me did wish he was my kid, I am a good mom to him and he looks up to me.'

Lincoln is embarrassed by this priest saying those words. "Oh, what the heck? You are making this into something that is as confusing and dumb as it gets. Are you delusional?"

Sam chuckles. "Something tells me he is and something tells me he doesn't know about what went down here in Royal Woods. This guy is just some annoying male version of Selena Williams, combined with an annoying tourist!"

"Also, another thing… Saying those words to my girlfriend… That makes things personal, and Linc looks up to me as his other mom too, and I like to look to him as my son. So, you better take that back dude, and the words you said to the McBride's or you're gonna regret crossing paths with me."

Alfred Goodman is not threatened by her. "Such sacrilege and damnation! All of you, I demand that this relationship be destroyed and the children removed from your custody!"

This angers them, but then Lincoln speaks out. "You sick and poor and twisted bastard. You don't know what kind of hell we've been through, and for the record I respect the same gendered relationship, because no one is getting hurt, and just saying all of that to the McBride's makes it personal to me as well."

"Trying to take children from the parents they love and respect is also making things far worse, and is also a sign of being sent to hell and burning in the flames of the devil." This gets the attention from everyone in the Park. "I love my mom's and I Sam as my second mom, and I know that our life is hard, but it'll always be good when everything is made clear and fixed."

"Luna is the best mom to me, and I have trusted and loved her since the day I looked to her face when I came to the house after being born. The same goes with Sam, because she has the same kind and comforting emotions as my mom, Luna Loud."

This touches the hearts of Luna and Sam.

"Also, even though they always tend to helicopter Clyde about his conditions, they mean well to him and no way would he want them to be in trouble, and you just made them look like they're in trouble, when clearly they're not and that's just darn right mean of you to do so and I thought you said you were a man of god, when you're just some rude and troublesome man trying to mess with our town."

"You are not a nice person and everyone here sees it." Then the rest of the folks of the Park gather around and look to the priest and they all yell at him to leave and don't come back.

Alfred Good man sees this and is furious, especially at what Lincoln and his words. "You are lost! Damned! I will make sure that this is my obligation to…."

"To do what, Goodman?" The priest from Hazeltucky turns around and sees the cops have arrived, and with them is the priest of Royal Woods, Father Roland P. Chisel. "This is where we send you back, for once again disturbing the peace. Seriously, what is wrong with you?"

The cops then grab Alfred Goodman. "No, unhand me! Do you know who I am?!" They then bring him to the squad car to send him back to Hazeltucky. He then looks to the Louds. "This is not over, by the name of god, I shall return and I will make this damnation be purged into the fire!"

They close the door and the cop car drives off to send him back to Hazeltucky, and explaining this to the chief of police there, again.

Luna and the others go to the priest. "Thanks for the help dude" said Luna.

Father Chisel looks to them and nods. "You're welcome, this is the third time he's come back and ruined the peace. He has done this, to two girls from Middle School who were also in the same sex relationship."

This makes Lincoln confused. 'Wait, does he mean Lainey and her girlfriend Nadia.' Then he asks. "Father, who was that man?"

Father Chisel then looks to them and replies. "The best way to explain is tomorrow, meet me at the church." He then goes back to his car, and then he looks back. "Because this man might be the next troublesome thing, for all of us." He then drives off.

The folks all didn't like where this was going and it only meant things could get worse.

To be continued…

A/N: Well, looks like it's been done and all thanks to "Marvelomac1010" with his OC from "Helluva Loud Adventures." This is gonna be a new kind of trouble, and just when things are turning out good, at least they have an ally, and he's a priest. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.

Date made: 7/1/21 – 7/2/21.