In collaboration with "Marvelomac1010" once again, and this is how Bad Cluck is clucking down, this takes place after the whole ordeal called "Fails from the Crypt". Adding some big changes, and one again showing that Sergio is by far the most annoying character in the series. Enjoy reading this folks.

Family of Two.
Chapter 381: Cluck, Cluck, Cluck!

(October 3. The Casagrandes Apartment.)

We now go to the home of the Casagrandes, and the ones there as well are Ronnie Anne and her familia, Sid, the ones from Royal Woods. Lincoln, Luna, Sam, Delilah, Jordan and Lucy, and they explained to the others what had happened last night, and Carlos and Maria and livid hearing this.

"Mama, are you kidding me?!" said Carlos. "We could've lasted longer and perhaps done something awesome during our Middle School times!"

Maria is as upset as he is. "After all this time, the spooky noises, the strange fog, the giant spider, the zombie and the floating skeleton! Those were all of you…. Ugh!" She then crosses her arms. "Though Carols would still not last an hour there truthfully."

Carlos is confused and he looks to his sister. "Excuse me, but what are you saying? I could last, longer. You wouldn't, last 20 minutes there, and I recall you were scared."

Maria scoffs. "Well, look whose being the grownup now? You still wouldn't last a day there." Then they begin to have a very weird and awkward sibling slap fight and they're up making fun of each other.

The others are confused, and then Carlota records this. Then Rosa explains. "We're so sorry, everyone. We shouldn't have done that, and Lincoln…." she faces the louds. "We didn't think Sergio would so such a horrible act, we just thought he would…. Oh dios mio, what have we done?"

Hector goes over to Rosa. "Perhaps, mi amore. It is time we had Sergio go off and… Take some time away from everyone, before he does any more damage. Because clearly he has lost his mind, and is as delusional as a bad dream…. That was in my head, and that there was no food."

Luna crosses her arms. "Sounds like a pretty good idea to me. Have that pathetic and dumb bird sent away and never ever come back. Go for it dudes." Sam, Lincoln Delilah and Lucy also agree.

Sergio is pinned down by Lalo and he tries to break free. "No! You can't send me to the pound! I don't belong there, I won't do it again! I just…." Then he feels weird and he lays an egg. "Rawrk! Not normal!" Then he lays another egg.

Then Carl lays an egg. "What the heck?! I am not a chicken!" Then Carlos lays one, and everyone expect for those from Royal Woods lays an egg, and this is confusing them. They even burp out eggs.

"This doesn't look normal" said Delilah, then she sees the toy of Carlitos is acting up and it makes chicken sounds and Lucy knows what's going on.

"Everyone, there is a haunting." They all see the eggs floating and then the cushions float and they try to hit the others, and they all take cover. Luna flips over the coffee table and this defends them from the incoming attacks. Lucy is confused. "A ghost chicken? That seems less than normal?" They watch as the Casagrandes are trying to find cover, and some of them end up getting egged all over.

Seeing that this is getting out of control. Luna stands up, but then Delilah make the stand and speaks with her, and even Sam and Lucy. "What the heck are you doing? Why are you haunting them?"

Then the throw pillows, literally throw themselves and they hit Sergio repeatedly and the feathers form an arrow and they point to Sergio, this annoys them and they kinda figured he'd be doing this. "Yup, obviously the least favorite character of this series" said Lucy.

"What?! No, it's not me!" Sergio tries to fly away, but the feather arrows point to him again.

"Is too!" they all yell in anger.

Then Rosa asks her pet about what he did. "Sergio, what have you done to make this ghostly chicken so angry?!" She even brings out the Chancla.

"Rawrk, I know who he is now. A chicken I met in High School, but he moved to a barn in the country, and I never heard from him again." Sergio looks to the feathers floating. "Oh Alfredo is that you?" Then the fathers make a hammer shape and hit him. "Yup, that's him."

Rosa then asks sternly. "Sergio, a ghost would be haunting someone unless they have some unfinished business. Did you wrong this chicken?"

Sergio then responds. "No he loved me…." Then a frying pan hits him. "I mean, we were rivals, but we were friendly rivals…." But then Lincoln grabs Sergio and he kicks him to the wall.

"You better tell us what the hell you did to this chicken before you yourself are deep fried into deep fried parrot chicken!" He then grabs the coat rack and prepares to use this as a weapon.

The ghost chicken chuckles seeing this, it seems like Sergio is still making enemies, and now these enemies are actual people and not animals from the past.

Sergio then explains in fear. He tells them about what he did to the car of Alfredo, and this makes them angry. "Dude that is so messed up! You have to fix this or he's never gonna leave" said Sam.

"Alright, alright." Sergio then pulls out a calendar. "Now, I think…" But then Luna pulls out a weapon she hid, a double barrel shotgun and Sam has a pistol, Lucy has a knife, Delilah grabs the chair and Lincoln grabs the bottle from Sid and he breaks it. Sergio is now afraid. "Alright, alright. I'll do it!"

(Later.)

All of them are outside and they see the messed up car. "That is one messed up car." Lucy then tosses him a bucket of water and a sponge and some cleaning supplies. "Get to cleaning and don't think about trying to get us to clean it. We're not dumb to fall for the lies of the damned parrot who must be sent to hell for all of eternity. Chances there is a spiked chair, for you…. Or the devil is hungry."

Alfredo chuckles and he high fives with Lucy and Sergio begins to clean the car, and it looks as good as new. "There, I did it. Now can you…." Then the bucket hits the Parrot.

Carlota then asks. "Sergio, what else did you do to that chicken?"

Sergio does recall and he tells them about the time he… Well, he…. used a hose, to clean the car, but it knocks the chicken's ride and the chicken onto the birthday party he was gonna have.

Now all of them are ticked off. "You ruined his birthday party?!" They all yelled to the parrot.

Sergio sighs. "Alright, alright, I'm gonna fix this." Then Sancho poops on the car, and then poop on Sergio.

(Later, again.)

They are all on the roof, and Sergio had to do this by himself and setup everything for the birthday party of Alfredo. The others watched this, but Rosa did make some tamales and a cake. They all watch as Sergio goes to the ghostly chicken. "There, this is the birthday party that you…."

Then he's sent floating into the air and he is slammed so many times to the cake. Jordan then asks. "IS there anything else you forgot to mention, parrot?"

Sergio then tells them what else happened. Ronnie Anne is now angry. "So, let me get this straight. You pooped on his car, ruined his birthday party and then stole from his wallet?"

Sergio grins and nervously replies. "Yes." Then Delilah kicks him in the gut and Sergio hits the wall, then Luna steps on his wing, and Sergio is now facing an angry Luna. "Alright, alright, I'll fix this!"

(Back inside.)

They all watch as Sergio hands the ghost chicken all the money he took. "Okay, okay. Here's all the money I took, with interest." But the ghost chicken kicks it away. "Oh come on! I've made amends, what more do you want from me?"

The spectral chicken looks around and sees Carlos, but then he sees the boy who hates Sergio with all his heart, Lincoln. So he possesses the boy and this horrifies the others. "Lincoln!"

Then Lincoln tries to fight it. "Make him…. Make it stop! Get him out of…. Me!" Then his eyes change and he floats. Luna and Sam are horrified and Lucy and Delilah grab the spell books they have, and Jordan faints, thank goodness Sid caught her.

Sergio is confused. "Oh, was that it? You want a body? Well, you can…."

Then Sam, punches Sergio so hard in the face, and he hits the wall, then Bobby holds her back and Sam is in tears. "Our son is obsessed and you didn't make amends for anything, you stupid dumb ass mother fucking bitch from Rosa with shitty wings!"

They didn't think she'd do or say that, and they covered the ears of Carlitos so he won't copy that. Then Lincoln speaks in a ghostly manner. "The real issue is, the sunglasses he kept, in his room… He took them from me while I was being tended to at the animal hospital!"

But then Sergio thinks about this. "Well, they look good on me, and I don't wanna…." then Sam elbows Bobby and she goes over and she begins to kick Sergio so many times, and she's in tears and super pissed off, she then pulls on his wings and it's dislocated again.

They all continue to watch as Sam is going to work and beating the living snot out of this parrot. Then Sam pins Sergio to the floor and she grabs the coat rack and breaks it, and now it is a spear and she impales it to the floor not too far from Sergio's head. "Then maybe he'd like a parrot roasted over the fire! Give back the glasses, have our son freed from this asshole chicken ghost, and shut the fuck up and die!"

Sam then slams the spear rack onto his wing and Sergio is in intense pain and he's bleeding, this makes Frida and Rosa faint. Luna is impressed and she finds this hot, but she goes over and she begins to pull on the wing. "How about we see if he can go around, one winged."

"Stooooop!" they see Lincoln is free from his possession, and they go over to see if he was okay, and he seems fine, just unconscious. They then see the parrot make words with the feathers.

"I didn't think this would happen, and I thought it'd be a good idea to possess the kid because he hates Sergio more than me. But that was my mistake, I am sorry. I just want my sunglasses back."

Luna is infuriated from the parrot and the ghost chicken. "Fucking avians." She goes to the room of Rosa and Hector and she does find something, she comes back and throws the shades to Sergio. "Give him back the shades, or the other wing will be next!"

Sergio uses his still good wing, and he passes the shades to Alfredo. "J-Just… Take… them."

The ghost chicken gets them back and he does some poses with his shades back, but then Luna grabs the ghost, she actually grabs it by the throat. "The next time I see you trying to do this kind of shit, then I'm gonna make sure I send you to hell. I don't care if I have to die to get you there! Get it KFC?!"

The ghost chicken nods in fear and he disappears. Luna sighs in relief, and she carries her son who is still knocked out. The others also go over and even Jordan who is no awake. Then they all look to Sergio and Carlos get the wooden rack that impaled his wing, and Sid calls her mom to come and help.

Luna looks to Rosa who is now awake. "Take that thing to somewhere he won't do any damage, before I do some more damage." She then hands Hector some cash. "For the damages we made." They then take their leave, and then Lucy goes back and they see her mark the floor with something.

The mark disappears. "Just to ensure, that we won't be hard by a ghost when we come over to visit. You guys on the other hand, I don't care." She then takes her leave.

Then some cow sounds are made and followed by many other animal sounds, and they all sound ghostly. The familia didn't wanna have to deal with what Sergio did.

Maria takes her kids out of there, Sid also leaves to go to the zoo, Hector goes to the Mercado and Rosa goes with him too and even Lalo. Frida and Carlos take their kids out of there and to their apartment room, thus leaving Sergio to deal with the many other unfinished business ghost animals.

Sergio is alone and he is in big trouble now.

To be continued…

A/N: I just wanna say thanks to my good friend "Marvelomac1010" for almost all of this, I needed to add some adjustments to suite that this takes place after the previous chapter. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.

Date made: 8/10/21 – 8/11/21.