Hi guys Azza here!

So it's been like a month almost since I updated might be 4 or 5 days off on that estimate but eh. Point is sorry about it I should have my new monitor by the end of next week but until then I managed to do this up the other day for you all but haven't had time between work to post it.

Hiatus x Hiatus is still in effect for the moment sadly however I bring you all this humble peace offering to demonstrate that I am not dead nor abandoning my good readers!

Enough crap from me please enjoy the chapter!

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A Touch Of Spice

/Sanji's POV/

"Wh-what the hell," Jabra gasped as he narrowly avoided a strike from Sanji's left leg that blew a hole through the wall he'd been standing in front of moments prior. "Where'd you get this kind of strength from!?"

"Where did I get my strength from you ask, same place as everyone else," Sanji replied before charging toward Jabra and letting loose a flurry of kicks in his direction. "By training."

"Impossible, no training could put you on my level!"

"Oh yeah," Sanji growled as he placed his right hand on the ground and performed a low sweep with both his legs, tripping the Agent before landing a powerful kick to his face sending him flying into the wall. "If I couldn't have gotten stronger then that means you're just too weak."

"WEAK! I'M NOWHERE EVEN CLOSE TO BEING WEAK," Jabra howled as he emerged from the dust and debris making up the wall. "These pathetic kicks ... they're nothing, NOTHING!"

Jabra's words mocked Sanji's strength yet the pain his body now felt told a separate tale. The blow to his face hurt more than anything since he had such a big nose, not that he would ever admit such a fault.

"If that's true then why are your legs shaking," Sanji asked mockingly as he gestured to the quaking appendages.

D-damn it, just shut up and die," Jabra howled as he vanished and reappeared behind Sanji with both his claw like hands poised to slash at his exposed back.

Instead of meeting their intended target however Sanji had spun around on his left heel with surprising speed and kicked one of the claws away and used his leg to block the strike of the other sending him flying back across the hallway.

"Got you that time ya bastard," Jabra howled as he chased after Sanji on all fours. "No one beats the apex predator Jabra!"

Recovering from Jabra's blow Sanji spun around in midair and placed both hands on the ground before propelling himself upward into the air, avoiding Jabra's attack in the process as he once again began spinning around in the air.

"Don't get cocky just yet, Black Leg Style: Mouton Shot!"

Jabra didn't have enough time to get out of the way as Sanji channelled as much power as he could behind his right leg. At first Jabra didn't have a clue what Sanji was doing until his back was hit with a barrage of kicks too fast for him to catch with his eyes.

After landing dozens of powerful strikes to the CP9 Agent's back Sanji put the remaining power behind his momentum into one final kick which struck Jabra right in the centre of his back making the agent howl in pain.

Jumping off his back Sanji landed behind Jabra and took a drag from his cigarette, his eyes never once leaving Jabra's shaking form. He watched closely as the wolf Zoan slowly and shakily rose to his feet with grit teeth as blood escaped through his maw.

"Y-you ... where did you get such strength," Jabra spat. "You're just low class Pirate scum from the ordinary seas, nothing special!"

"You think that just because most of us came from the East Blue that we're naturally weak? No wonder you aren't that strong if you think that the sea we come from defines us."

"Oh you're gonna get it now," Jabra growled as he cracked his neck to relieve some pressure. "Now I'm not gonna hold anything back, feel the full power of my Tekkai Kenpou!"

Jabra dropped to all fours once again as Sanji adopted a defensive stance in preparation for the coming attack.

"Tekkai Kenpou: Wolf Panana Style!"

Sanji was surprised as the agent vanished and began rapidly bouncing off of all the walls around him, his senses screaming for him to constantly dodge as the area around him began getting torn to shreds by whatever Jabra was doing.

"Wolf Hunting Area Network!"

"Nearly constant slash attacks, shit," Sanji gasped as he lost his footing slightly on his last dodge allowing Jabra an opening.

"Heavy Wolf Step!"

The powerful blow struck Sanji in the centre of his chest sending him flying down the hallway and across a large stairwell gap as he crashed into the far back wall.

"Heh, how do you like my Tekkai Punches," Jabra howled. "They truly are in a league of their own!"

Using Geppo to traverse the large gap Sanji slowly pulled himself free from the wall, wiping the blood from his eyes as his mind slowly began to wander. He couldn't tell if it was due to the extensive blood loss the blow had brought about or if Jabra's strength reminded him of his former training however it set off a spark within him giving him the resolve necessary to rise once more.

/Flashback/

"Y-you can't be serious," Sanji gasped as he looked as Zoro's unconscious form.

"If you want to grow stronger and achieve your dreams Sanji then you'll have little choice but to suffer along the way. Pain is the primary motivator to improve as I've already said however it is up to you to decide exactly how you wish to channel such power."

"What do you mean?"

"Think about it for a moment Sanji," Natsu sighed as he took a seat next to the chef. "Luffy has his Gum Gum Fruit, Zoro has his blades and both provide an understandable form of offensive prowess for them to wield into battle. You on the other hand rely solely on your Black Leg Style, a restrictive Martial Arts Style that forces you to only use your legs in battle."

"Are you trying to tell me I'm not as strong as them, that I can't fight on their level-!"

"Settle down I said nothing of the sort," Natsu snapped as he wacked the chef over the head with the hilt of his sword. "Your style might be restrictive however that just means we need to find you something to accompany it, a unique power that will unlock a whole new repertoire of attacks and abilities for you."

"Are you sure that's possible I mean I already adapted this style from old man Zeff's so-?"

"You'd rather give up without trying?"

"N-no I never said that!"

"Good," Natsu replied with a soft smile. "Because I think I already know just how to discover this new power we're gonna work on."

"And how exactly are we gonna do that?"

"Isn't it obvious," Natsu replied as he rose to his feet. "First I'm gonna have to kill Nami."

"WHAT," Sanji exploded, instantly on his feet with both his fists clenched at his sides. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GONNA KILL NAMI!"

"She's in the way; you'll never get stronger whilst lusting after her so I'll simply remove her from the equation. It'll be our secret of course; no one has to know ..."

"You can't be serious," Sanji snapped back. "I won't let you do that!"

"Really? What can you do to stop me?"

"I'll ..."

Charging toward Natsu Sanji unleashed a barrage of attacks that began ripping up the area around the pair however to the chef's fury Natsu lazily ducked and weaved through the assault seemingly unfazed.

"Ah I can feel Lady Death's embrace already ... not."

"Grr, damn you!"

"Oh yeah insults will beat me won't they Sanji," Natsu chuckled in response. "I'm getting bored though so I guess it's time to go deal with Nami."

Kicking Sanji in the chest Natsu sent the man crashing into the dirt leaving a small crater in his wake. Almost straight away Sanji tried to stand up but found himself unable to instead he punched the ground in anger, cursing his own weakness.

"STOP!"

"The strong don't listen to the weak Sanji."

"D-damn it," Sanji panted as he bit down on his cigarette. I. Said. STOP!"

Sanji found himself blown back as his cigarette exploded into crimson flame for a brief moment before disintegrating on the spot, his shock only momentary before he looked back at Natsu who was now smiling warmly in his direction.

"And there it is."

"What?"

"That Sanji is your new ace," Natsu grinned as he offered the man a hand.

"W-wait what?"

"Did you honestly think I'd go kill Nami for such a rubbish reason Sanji despite knowing what you do about me?"

"..."

"I suppose silence is fair after all you don't really know me too well just yet however rest assured I don't kill innocents. All I wanted to do was make you both angry and helpless in order to draw out the power hidden within you. Speaking on that subject though there is something rather interesting about your body, mind sharing why you've-?"

"No. That is part of a past I have no desire to revisit."

"I see, very well then. Either way though this power within you is what we'll get you started on so get ready for hell Sanji because it won't be easy to figure out how to use at will."

"Never threaten Nami like that again Natsu."

"Unless there is a very good reason for it I won't," Natsu replied as the pair locked eyes for several moments before Sanji sighed.

"I suppose that's the best I'm gonna get so let's get on with this training then ..."

/Flashback End/

"So you're still able to stand eh Pirate scum," Jabra taunted as he landed on the railing. "No matter, soon all of you pathetic Pirates will be rounded up and executed for this mess!"

"Shut up."

"Oho, still got a bit of fight left in you eh?"

"I'm not gonna forgive you for taking Robin from us," Sanji growled as he lit another cigarette and took a long drag. "You lot have been hurting Robin for too long, it ends here."

"GAHAHAHA! As if you're in any position to make demands! Your emotions are making you weak, you're not thinking like a real fighter! Instead of worrying about Nico Robin you should instead be trying to figure out how the hell you'll escape from here alive!"

"Don't need to worry about that," Sanji replied prompting Jabra to tense up. "You on the other hand ..."

Jabra was both shocked and confused as Sanji began to spin around on the spot creating a mini tornado like blur of black and blonde. His confusion vanished and was replaced entirely with shock once Sanji concluded his spinning, a Crimson Red glow in his right eye as he slowly lifted his matching leg upward.

"Wh-what the-!"

"The leg of the Devil, Diable Jambe. A heated up leg that strikes at high speed ..."

Jabra didn't have time to react as Sanji closed the distance between them, his able leg striking Jabra dead centre in the chest as the wolf saw nothing but white for several moments.

"Diable Jambe: Premiere Hachis!"

"HOT!"

"This leg ... has the same power as a Devil ..."

Jabra was launched across the gap in seconds as he smashed into the wall clutching his chest in pain as blood poured from his mouth.

"ARGH! MY INSIDES ARE BURNING, THEY'RE MELTING! MY HEART FEELS LIKE IT'S ON FIRE!"

Not letting up Sanji launched himself off of the railing and into the open space between the stairwell as Jabra rose to his feet.

"You idiot, fighting a Six Powers Master in the air is akin to suicide! You're mine now," Jabra roared as he used Geppo to charge toward Sanji.

Bringing both hands together in a cup like formation out in front of him Jabra then activated his Tekkai as he prepared for his final attack. Sanji's kick missed Jabra as the Zoan used Geppo to dodge at the last minute prompting the CP9 Agent to begin mocking his foe once more.

"Idiot! What an idiot! You've gotten way too cocky and now you'll lose the whole fight! Tekkai Kenpou: Moonlight Ten Shigan!"

Darting toward Sanji in midair the chef managed to kick away one of the agent's hands but found five claws impaling his chest sending blood splattering through the air and across both combatants.

"HA! You only managed to stop one hand but failed to stop the other one, if you did you'd have countered my Shigan completely!"

"No," Sanji gasped as Jabra narrowed his eyes. "I had no choice ... that last kick ... it's the finishing blow!"

"What-!?"

Jabra realized far too late that Sanji's ablaze leg had already reached his face as the same burning sensation rocked the agent's body with Sanji using the force to get above him.

"Diable Jambe: Flambage Shot!"

Sanji sent the CP9 Agent flying toward the ground floor with a trail of smoke, blowing a hole through the floor and shaking the entire tower upon impact as he landed next to the now ablaze crater.

"Cooking might be a gift from the Gods," Sanji said as the Crimson Red glow around his leg began to fade. "But the Devil gave us spices ..."

The moment the glow vanished Sanji's blood loss caught up with him as he dropped to the ground unconscious. Moments later the ground around him began to absorb him with a lone crimson eye gazing across the still ablaze inferno with an approving look.

/Robin's POV/

Robin wasn't sure how she knew it but she did, she knew they were close to the Gates Of Justice now. Being carried on Lucci's back she again began to feel fear as she wondered where her friends were.

'Natsu ... hurry!'

They arrived at a storage room of sorts, a room Lucci seemed content on simply passing without a second thought until something froze him in his tracks.

"ROBIN!"

"That voice," Robin gasped only for Lucci to roughly toss her already battered body to the ground.

"Straw Hat," Lucci ground out as Luffy emerged from the area they had just come, panting slightly from the sprinting he no doubt had to do in order to catch up to them.

"Luffy!"

"Don't worry Robin we're gonna save you yet!"

"Don't be so sure Straw Hat; Nico Robin is still my prisoner!"

"Not for much longer she isn't," Luffy growled as he charged forward only to come skidding to a stop.

"Not another step further Straw Hat!"

Holding Robin by the throat a female Marine had a pistol to her temple, a sadistic gleam in her eyes as Lucci raised an eyebrow.

"Are you from the Gate Guard contingent?"

"Yes Sir, was sent here on the orders of Admiral Aokiji to ensure Nico Robin was being escorted here on schedule."

"Aokiji? Is Navy HQ dispatching an Admiral here on top of the Buster Call?"

"I'm sure you are aware of the need of his strength Sir," the Marine replied prompting Lucci to nod in understanding.

"I see, Dragneel is currently after Spandam therefore we have bought ourselves an extra thirty seconds at most. Take Nico Robin through the gates whilst I hold this boy here."

"Of course Sir I will not fail," the Marine replied before pushing the gun closer to Robin's head. "Alright get moving!"

Seeing little choice Robin began moving down the corridor with the gun now firmly planted in her back. Giving Luffy one last look Robin sighed before the room was obscured by the dark walls.

"Well that was easier than I thought; I'd pegged Lucci as the intelligent sort."

"What," Robin asked confused only to find herself shocked as the Marine tossed the gun away.

"Come on Robin did you honestly think I'd chase Spandam over saving you?"

"N-Natsu!"

"The one and only," Natsu replied as she flicked back her silky black hair, the same cocky grin Robin had grown accustomed to present on her face. "I just wish I'd had the opportunity to get you before you got hurt."

"I-I can't believe you actually got me free from Lucci!"

"Wait you actually didn't think I could do it, O ye of little faith Robin!"

"Have you got a plan on how you can get everyone out of here Natsu," Robin asked prompting Natsu to place a hand on her hip and adopt a thoughtful pose.

"If we wanna pull off an escape that'll keep the Marines off of us for awhile then we'll need to keep playing along with this little charade for now."

"So you want to keep pretending I'm a prisoner and continue taking me toward the Gates Of Justice?"

"Yeah, sorry," Natsu sighed as she placed both hands on Robin's shoulders. "But I know you're strong enough to endure it for another hour at most Robin."

"Well ..."

"We don't have much time Robin we need to keep moving otherwise the other Marines will start getting suspicious."

"Where did you get that uniform anyway, and those looks now that I think about it?"

"Are you sure you wanna know?"

"..."

"Yeah, thought so," Natsu replied grimly as he released her and drew a plain looking sabre sword. "Let's go Robin the others won't be far behind."

"Fine," Robin grumbled. "But after this you and I are going to be having a nice long chat about breaking into other people's private memories!"

"Fine by me," Natsu grinned in response much to the annoyance of Robin as the pair made their way closer to the Gates Of Justice.

/Luffy's POV/

"Get out of the way," Luffy growled as he tried to get past Lucci only for the CP9 Agent to fire off a series of Rankyaku blasts forcing Luffy to jump back to his original starting position.

"I refuse. The capture and summary execution of Nico Robin will be the standard bearer for the Navy's Absolute Justice, a reminder that none shall escape its never-ending grasp no matter how far they fly to escape it."

"I don't give a shit about your 'Absolute Justice' or whatever just give back Robin now or I'll kick your ass!"

"Will you now? I'll admit you've improved far more than any of us could have predicted in such a short span of time however Blueno was one of the weaker members of CP9, how will you fare against its strongest?"

"It doesn't matter if you're the strongest I'm not gonna lose," Luffy growled in response as he grit his teeth, clenching his fists as Lucci's posture shifted ever so slightly. "I'm not gonna let you have your way anymore!"

"Hn, cry more Pirate scum," Lucci replied coldly before vanishing and appearing behind Luffy with a kick aimed to his head. "The weak don't get to decide anything in this world!"

Leaning forward on instinct Luffy dodged Lucci's kick and threw one of his own that struck the surprised CP9 Agent right beneath the chin sending him flying into the air.

"Then I guess you'd better shut your mouth Government dog, Gum Gum: Pistol!"

"Geppo!"

Jumping off of thin air Lucci avoided Luffy's attack as he began bouncing around the room in an attempt to confuse Luffy who simply stood still much in the same fashion he did during his fight with Blueno.

"You might have made it this far but your criminal career ends here! Soru!"

Vanishing from the last place he'd jumped Lucci again appeared behind Luffy with his right hand cocked back, his index finger fully extended as Luffy spun around to face him.

"Shigan!"

Attempting to stab Luffy using his finger he was surprised when a knee met his wrist sending his attack of course as it struck the nearby wall, blowing a perfect finger sized hole through it and forcing him to utilize Soru to gain some distance between them.

"Perhaps you aren't all talk after all," Lucci mused as he dusted off his suit. "However I have faced far stronger opponents than you Straw Hat."

"You're as annoying as Crocodile was; talk tak talk but no action!"

"You want action," Lucci frowned as he cracked his knuckles. "Fine then but don't expect any mercy from here on out Pirate!"

/Sogeking's POV/

'Holy shit this place is a damn warzone! Why the hell did I agree to come along and get involved with this!?'

As he ran up a nearly endless flight of stairs Sogeking already knew the answer to his inner question otherwise he wouldn't be running to the top of the Tower Of Justice like he was right now.

He wasn't part of the crew.

Lie

He owed them nothing.

Lie

He could stop anytime he wanted and walk away from this mess.

Lie

Sighing as he reached the top of the tower Sogeking knew there was no going back from this point. Once he did what he was about to do his face would be infamous just like the rest of the Straw Hats would be after the whole incident was said and done.

"Last chance to back out Sogeking and go back to your old life," he muttered to himself despite his legs already carrying him toward the edge of the tower.

His new slingshot Kabuto in hand Sogeking lowered his goggles and zoomed in on the bridge between the Tower Of Justice and the Gate Of Justice, his eyes quickly homing in on a lone Marine escorting Robin toward her fate.

Looking beyond the pair he saw a group of men in black suits standing guard at the gate, their eyes obscured by black rimmed glasses. Typical Government Agents trying to look cool.

"Alright Sogeking ... it's now or never," he said as he took a deep breath and began lining up his first shot.

/Robin's POV/

"Are you sure this is a good idea," Robin murmured as they reached the halfway point on the bridge. "There are quite a large number of Marines and Agents up ahead, should we try and flee?"

"Have some faith Robin," Natsu muttered back as she gently caressed the shoulder she was meant to be holding with a tight grip. "I've got my best man working on a plan right now."

"What?"

"No harm will come to you Robin; I swear it, so just sit back and watch the show."

Deciding to trust in Natsu's words Robin held back a whimper as the Agents began advancing toward them. The lead Agent opened his mouth to say something only for something to suddenly blow up in his face, shredding it as his body hit the floor.

"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!"

"SECURE THE PRISONER!"

Robin was stunned as explosion after explosion went off on each of the Agents almost as if they had bombs strapped to their chests.

"N-no way," one of the nearby Marines gasped. "I'VE FIGURED OUT THE SOURCE OF THE ATTACKS!"

"Speak up," one of the remaining Agents demanded as the group fled across the bridge. "Who is responsible for this!?"

"There's a sniper up on the Tower Of Justice using a slingshot to pick us off!"

"Don't bullshit me that's impossible," the Agent scowled as he swiped the sniper rifle from the Marine only to gape in shock. "But how ... the tower is at least two kilometres from our position and that guy can hit us with a fucking-!"

The Agent's words died in his throat as an explosion went off in his face, killing him instantly. The remaining soldiers and Agents froze as the Den Den Mushi speakers on the bridge began to broadcast something.

On the Sniper Island

I was born

100 shots, 100 hits

SOGEKING!

Even a mouse's eye

Lock on!

Even your heart

Lock on!

The man from the Sniper Island

SOGEKING!

You'd better run!

Sogege Soge Soge

SOGEKING!

Oh, the wind carries my name ...

From the Sniper Island far away ...

When I take aim, it is straight and true ...

SOGEKING!

Be you man or mouse

Lock on!

Your heart it is now in doubt

LOCK ON!

For no one knows what secrets hide ...

Beyond this mask and cape ...

But rest assured

For there is no escape

From the man of Sniper Island

SOGEKING!

With his army of shells ten thousand strong

Ten thousand shots aimed true

Be you man or mouse

Your life he shall douse

The man from Sniper Island

Robin was shocked as she took cover next to Natsu as explosion after explosion rocked the bridge; the only thing she could hear being Natsu's laughter.

"That crazy bastard, he probably does have ten thousand shots on him!"

"This couldn't possibly be the same Sogeking who tried saving me on the train could it," Robin cried over the explosions as Natsu began to lead her back across the bridge under the cover of smoke.

"The very same!"

"But isn't that just long nose!?"

"You'd be surprised how far Usopp has come Robin just to try and save you, even he doesn't want to see you suffer anymore!"

Robin was shocked into silence as Usopp's terrible vocals continued to play on the Den Den Mushi speakers, his usual lies mixed in with what was clearly some truth as he expertly dispatched the disorganized and astonished Marines and Agents who were helpless to fight back against him due to the range he was attacking from.

"You dogs of the Government really thought Sogeking would abandon a friend in need, repent with your very lives!"

"He's having way too much fun with this," Robin muttered under her breath prompting Natsu to burst into laughter once more.

"Probably because they can't shoot him back!"

"When you get to hell let em know the great and mighty hero Sogeking sent you and the Devil will say thou hast been vanquished by the great Sogeking the Wise, Powerful, Majestic and Magnificent! A true warrior as decreed by the Giants of Elbaf is he, truly you hath suffered enough!"

"What the hell is he going on about now!?"

"Power trip. Happens to all of us when we finally get to be the one giving the ass kicking's after taking them for so long," Natsu shrugged. "Either way he's holding them back better than even I'd anticipated!"

Looking back toward the bridge Robin was shocked to see a large portion of the Marines and Agents dead or grievously wounded. She couldn't help but smile as the prospect of real freedom from this nightmare began to fall into her grasp.

"STOP," Natsu shouted as he grabbed Robin and yanked her back. "Should've seen this coming ..."

The ground began to shake as Robin nearly fell over only being held upward by Natsu's now iron grip on her waist. To her shock and horror a massive beast with a headless knight landed before the pair, the beasts teeth barred as spit dripped down onto the bridge in a large puddle.

"This changes things a bit; honestly I wasn't expecting him back so soon. Robin I need you to start running back across the bridge."

"WHAT!?"

"This is a Servant Robin, a powerful Servant that is under the control of that bastard Spandam! I refuse to kill him however I must incapacitate him as best I can but I can't do that whilst you're in the way!"

"So you just expect me to run straight back toward my doom do you!?"

"Come on Robin I'm not going to let you die and Usopp will hold back the Marines and Agents, just get moving and I'll be with you before you know it!"

"But-!"

"JUST TRUST ME ROBIN," Natsu snapped as he caught Avenger by the throat and held the Servant back. "GO!"

Taking one last look at Natsu Robin grit her teeth and ran as fast as her battered body could take her, tears streaming down her cheeks as she cursed herself for believing her freedom was in sight. There was and will always be something in the way of it, that is how it has always been and so it shall remain.

True to his word Sogeking kept the Marines at bay as he fought the massive beast behind her, the sounds of pained howls and explosions hitting her from both sides as she eventually dropped to her knees.

"Why ... why must I always suffer?"

She was a threat to the World Government, which was the obvious answer however she entertained the thought that perhaps she might be able to make peace.

It was a fleeting thought gone quicker than it had arrived.

As she gazed out upon the carnage at both ends of the bridge Robin felt a strange feeling begin to encompass her upon looking at Natsu's determined face.

That she was indeed truly loved.

Saul was right all along and she'd finally found those who would care for her, go to the gates of hell and kick them in just to save her. Indeed it was at this very moment amidst the smell of charred flesh and ear bursting combat that Robin realized she was well and truly loved and she would fight to the bitter end to make sure she returned with the others no matter the cost.

Tales From The Tale Verse

Alucard's Worldwide Tour Now With 80% More Vampire Nazi's VIII

Walter Did It Better

"ARGH!"

"See that's the sound of a man who is still hiding something from me," Alucard said in a sing song voice. "The sooner you give me what I want Dimitri the sooner we can get to your punishment for betraying me."

"You think I'll talk just because you torture me!? The Major would bring me back and exact much worse should I spill his secrets!"

"So the oval shaped buffoon knows a little Necromancy does he?"

"Yes," Dimitri growled through grit teeth. "He brings back those who fail him and exacts tortures upon their very existence itself and I shall not endure such torments!"

"Well if that's how you want to be I suppose I have no other choice but to consume you outright to gain your knowledge," Alucard sighed prompting Dimitri's eyes to widen.

"Y-you wouldn't-!"

"And why wouldn't I?"

"You wouldn't consume me just for such a reason when there are countless other methods!?"

"True there are like a bajillion other ways I could get the info I need however I feel like a statement needs to be made."

"Wh-what?"

"All my hired help seem to be under the impression that they have an actual shot at betraying me," Alucard chuckled in amusement. "I wasn't able to handle Walter quite the way I wanted to thanks to the damn cats interference however you will serve as a suitable substitute."

"S-substitute for what!?"

"A substitute to show my enemies what happens when they mess with the wrong fuck mothering Vampire King," Alucard said darkly as he licked his lips. "But don't worry I won't consume ALL of you, a piece of your brain will remain in my room along with my other conquered enemies as a trophy to watch as I continue my crusade against this pathetic world and its weak darkness!"

"Wha-?

"I mean come on did they really think they stood a chance against me, KING OF DARKNESS! Bastards are lucky I don't release that strain of the Black Plague I have stored back home, teach them a real lesson."

Turning his attention back to Dimitri's quivering form Alucard grinned as he moved his razor sharp teeth toward his former Servant's neck.

"Oh and for the record Dimitri ... Walter dispatched my enemies better."

Dimitri didn't have time to respond as his throat was torn out, his body quickly consumed by Alucard who quickly discerned the location of The Major as well as some of his newfound powers.

"Well then ... time to end this.

Hope you all enjoyed and I'll see you in the next one!