The TV showed up an island, and from said island you could see some smaller islands, then you could see a guy with a blue shirt and tan pants just look at you. From how he was acting, he was looking really excited for this.
-Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris Mclean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now!-The guy named Chris his name while he was walking through the bridge who looked to be on a really bad quality.- Here's the deal, 22 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other. Then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team member's walk down the dock of shame. Take a ride on the loser boat an leave Total Drama Island, for good.-This last bits were explained with a little sign that ha picture of the loser boat.
Christopher Mclean-Nickname: Chris-The Host with the Most
After that, a cutscene of a part of the island with a bonfire along with a sign and 11 logs that had the purpose of being chairs was shown.-
-Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow.- He ate a marshmallow on a stick and then he threw the stick away.- In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle…
-Black flies.-Many flies were shown
-Grizzly bears -with a bear under them and he didn't look too happy
-Disgusting camp food!- This last bit was explained with a worm who just said "Hey now"
-And each other. Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp.-Chris mentioned this while showing some cutscenes with him having some cameras in places like totem poles, nests and even a bathroom.- Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on... Total Drama Island.
Intro starts
Once the intro started, there were different cameras, one of them pushing off the bird , and then the camera started to get close to the island just to walk to the cliff and then fall from it, pushing a person with it, apparently the camera was a bird got attached to it. After that, it was shown that the person pushed to the bird was Brian.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
You guys are on my mind.
There was a boat with Ronald fishing until he pulled Brian out of the water, he was with his protegee Luna who as the spoiled brat that she is, she was laughing at Roman until he kicked her to the water again while dropping the rod with Brian on it. Just to realize that a fish just showed itself, leaving him frustrated while the fish was took by the eagle. When that happened, Ronald just shot the eagle once but apparently he got it.
And with that, the bird who was shot dead along with the fish fell on top of Valerie who was scared of it, the closest person there was Lee who just shrugged and then took the fish and the eagle to eat them later. Near to them, Virgil was laughing of Valerie with Michael just sighing disappointed of the guys' behavior.
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
3V was just chilling on a boat when Franchesco realized that she was about to fall from a waterfall, so he entered to the river just to pull her out of there, she blushed with that and then you could see Ninja and Bushido having a sword duel until the boat fall over the tree they were in, breaking it and although the girl escaped, the guy didn't.
In the confessional near to the cabins, Natt was talking about different moments of his life and once he left, he didn't notice that Claude was there, making notes of what he said and then keeping those things in his jacket.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won.
Meanwhile in the dining room, Chef was cooking some food until he accidentally got himself a cut in the hand, Rosa checked what happened to him, just to have her healing his hand, as a reward of this, she got a bag of chips.
While she was leaving, you could see not only Lee putting some salt to his food but also how Narcisso was having some food prepared along with Mai and Ezra who was near to him, just tried to give him a bro fist, something that he didn't accept, getting a disappointed sigh from his maid.
I'll get there one day.
Cause, I wanna be famous!
In the beach, Olga was just making push ups while she had Sayori on her back eating some sushi, Yuri, who was next to the girls, was impressed by how Olga was practically making push ups with one hand and with one girl on top of her
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
Sunny just joined to the dock because they specifically called her to sing this part, her only job was just to sing, until, she just dropped her microphone to the air, but when it fell, it hit on someone's else head, who was this guy? Oh yeah, Garry.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Finally, the intro ended with Monica trying to kiss Dan, but because of his fear of women, he ended escaping, making the girl sad while Chris just gave her slow pats in the head, pretending as if he care, just then winking at the camera, because this way he could get publicity
After the intro ends. Chris showed the whole island just to then have a view of him along with a new boat who just arrived.-Welcome back to Total Drama Island. All right, it's time to meet our first 11 campers. We told them they'd all be staying at a five star resort, so if they seem a little T. , that's probably why. Hey and here's our first contestant. Sunshine, hey! Hello girl!
-Oh my god it's the real him.- A light brown skinned 5'4 girl with brown hair and two blonde bangs which somehow didn't look dyed, they were natural, this girl had yellow eyes, and just for her clothes which consisted in a yellow vest over a white long sleeved t-shirt, a yellow skirt with a brownish belt and yellow and white boots presented herself.- My name is Sunny, my family is a real fan of your shows!
Sonia Moon Noir-Nickname: Sunny- The Cheering Idol-
-Heh, thanks, I'll give him an autograph later. By the way, who's the big guy?-He asked to Sunny.
-Oh, he?-Sunny pointed at the big guy behind her, he was massive in height, probably around 6'6, red and orange hair that was dyed because on the sides it was black, the guy had a black goatee and well, his sunglasses, this guy wore a simple black t-shirt, pants and brown boots. But oh god, his muscles. This guy looked like a mass of muscles.-He's Franchesco.
-Holy… Man.
-Yeah I know.
Franchesco Wheeler-Nickname: None- The Big Bro-
-But wait a minute, he wasn't on the list.
-He is not competing, he is just there as a bodyguard, consider him as your intern.- Commented Sunny.
-Yeah I have no problem with that.-He commented just to be near to Chris, and not joining Sunny.
-Well, got a bodyguard for free.-He joked, next girl is… Oh… That thing, What was her name?-Chris called to his phone while the girl, just walked by, ignoring him. A fat girl with short and really messed up brown hair, black shirt under a yellow and really old hoodie, black pants that had blue and green patches and a pair of really old white and yellow tennis, she had multiple cuts and cigarette marks on her neck and arms.-Oh Valoser? Man, her parents hated her a lot, even I wouldn't do that, gonna call her Valerie then, ok, so Valerie how are…-He noticed that she was just sitting in a corner next to Sunny.- Well nevermind, fattass with no education.- He mocked the girl and Val just sighed.
-Hey girl, don't be sad, we are gonna have a lot of fun here.-Sunny commented.
-I just want to be alone.-She sighed, concerning Sunny, trying to find the words for her but when she was about to say anything, she looked at the next person in the island.
Valoser Dunn-Nickname: Valerie- Life's Favorite Punching Bag-
-Yo, Little C. How you doing?-A guy showed himself, black person with long black hair and a goatee, blue bandana, a blue jean vest over a black long sleeved t-shirt, baggy jeans and black converse, this guy was almost as tall as Franchesco.
-Ezra, my man, my N… Nice friend.-Chris was about to say something really stupid but when he said "Nice friend", Erza couldn't help but laugh a little.
-Nice save dog.-The guy said while walking with his stuff.- Question. Where's the hotel, the girls, and the everything?
-This is Camp Wawanakwa dude.
-Well shit, not that I can return homie.- While he was walking, he noticed Sunny and whistle.
-Seeing you later gorgeous.-He flirted
Ezra Simpson-Nickname: Ezra- The Chaotic Guitarrist-
-Thank you handsome.- Sunny followed his game, something that made Franchesco look annoyed.-What?
-Sonia.- Chris said, making Sunny say "My name is Sunny".- Let me introduce to Claude, our first and only African contestant.-Chris presented a short brown haired guy that covered his eyes, this guy had a brown skin but not dark as Ezra's, his clothes consisted in a baseball cap, a red jacket with a chain on it, black shirt, blue jeans and red tennis.
-…-The guy didn't say anything.
-Are you excited to be here?
-…
-Dude, can you talk?
-Oh, yeah, but I just talk only the necessary, I'm not that talkative.-Claude said this and then joined to the rest of the crew. He looked at Valerie, but didn't say anything, but with the expression of his mouth, you could see that either he just didn't like her or something like that.
Claude Red-Nickname: None- The TCG Player-
-Sunny, here's your brother Natt.
-Nana!-She looked surprised by this. Looking at a 6'0 pale guy, who was the definition of the word black, black hair, long sleeved t-shirt, pants and shoes, while the guy had a dull expression, he showed a short but noticeable smile when he saw Sunny.
-So… Spending the whole summer here?-Natt asked Chris.
Natt Noir-Nickname: None- The Creepy Guy with no Emotions-
-No, you're staying here. My crib is an airstream with A.C. That-a-way.- Chris then showed a crib that looked really clean and this just made Natt chuckle a little.
-Whatever.-He mentioned and joined Sunny.
-Yo, who's the guy there girl?
-I'm her brother.-Natt tried to be a good guy but well, Ezra had to ruin it.
-Heh, well, your sister is really hot.-Commented Ezra, making Sunny blush, Natt look annoyed and Claude just observe what happened, just to write something on a small notebook and keep it on his jacket again.
- Hey little guy. How arrre you?- The woman spoke with a Russian accent. You could notice that she was Russian and said woman was big, probably even as tall as Ezra. Said woman was a blonde white girl with blue eyes that was wearing a bandana on her head like if she was a biker, she had a blue vest over a short black t-shirt, biker gloves, black pants with a brown belt and brown boots. Something noticeable on her left arm was that she had a bull skull tattoo.
-Olga.-Chris commented.
-Mclean.-She said.- So zis is junkyarrrd I'm gonna stay in forrr next veeks?-Olga commented.
-Uh yeah.
-Cool, this junkyard reminds to the bar I live.-She commented and while almost everyone were intimidated by her big size.
Olga Devora Kozlov-Nickname: Debbie- The Biker-
-Isn't she too old for this?-Asked Valerie.
-What arrre you saying fattass?!-Olga noticed some anger issues scaring Valerie, but then she laughed a little.- But yeah, I'm 20.
-She's yours man.-Natt whispered, making Franchesco get confused.
-Guys, calm down.-Chris said when he realized that a really gigantic woman appeared. Her outfit is a short-sleeved green shirt over a green long-sleeved t-shirt, the left side of her shirt has a bandage that has a red cross on it, she wears dark green cargo pants that doesn't reach her ankles, lime socks and green and white tennis.
-Nice to meet you Chris.- The girl said.
Rosa Jacobson-Nickname: None- The Caring Doctor-
-Hey Rosa, go with the rest.- Chris commented a little bit tired, while she was walking and then stopping to pat Valerie's head assuring her that everything will be fine with Claude just staring at her to then write something, Chris noticed another guy, a guy with a black hair that covered his hair, white shirt, blue jeans and black shoes, this guy was the embodiment of being average.
-Hey.
-Oh, hi.
-My name is Garry.
-Who?-Chris asked.
-Garry Stu.
-Asked. Join with the rest
-…- The only thing that could be heard were some snickers from Natt while Garry was walking.-Hey it's not funny.
-Sorry man, but it is.- He joked with his dull tone.
-Jerk.-He commented, Franchesco rolled his eyes when he said this.
Garry Stuart-Nickname: Garry- Literally Who?-
-Oh my god, esto va a ser epico papus.- A really feminine male voice sounded, but it was something that none of the people there understood due to it being in another language.
-What did he say?-Asked Sunny.
- He said "Oh my god, zis vill be epic dudes"-The surprising voice came from Olga, who somehow was fluent with the Spanish language.
-This is Michael.
-Hellow friends, Who asked for a nothing forced gay but F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S person here?-Michael joked, this guy just gave an aura that he will be a fun guy to have around. His white hair in the top part of his hair while blonde on the sides, his blue eyes, his extravagant short sleeved baggy cyan jacket, his long sleeved green t-shirt with lime stripes, his skinny jeans that looked damaged in the knees and his red stylish tennis, this guy just spreaded style.
Michael Garcia-Nickname: Sunny- The F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S Gay and European Youtuber
-Hey man, nice to see you here.-Chris commented.
-The pleasure is mine Chris. I'm gonna make this season FABULOUS.- He comented while walking with style.
-That is so… gay.-Joked Sunny, but you could see that she liked this guy as a friend..
-My god, girl, I'm not only gay, but European.
-SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING F#####!, GOD, THIS FUCKING RE###### IS ANNOYING.-A guy shouted, he wore a black beanie, a black hoodie with a red long sleeved shirt with turtleneck under it, he also wears grey jeans and sandals with socks. His really messy hair and grumpy expression made him look like someone who just didn't care.
-Oh man, don't be such a bad guy, Birdtter can cance…
-Eat a dick f##. I can just turn my lap off and stop thinking in that shit.
-Wow, Virgin, I mean Virgill, chill, you are making many enemies that fast.-Commented Chris.
-Well, fucking fine, I don't even want to be in this island full of re#####. Hell, you even have a tr#### and a n######, perfect for this progressive shitstorm-He said, not even caring about what Rosa or Ezra could say.
-Yo, this guy looks like if he had been in Cuatro-Chan.-Commented Ezra.- So, wassup man.
-Fuck off n####.-Virgil walked just to be away from everyone, kicking Valerie to the water, everyone were focused on Virgil's asshole attitude to focus instead of helping Valerie so she had to try to swim to the dock..-I hope I don't last here.-He whined but nobody seemed to listen or care.
Virgil Chan-Nickname: Virgin- The /pol/itically Incorrect Asshole-
-Should we call him Virgin for the rest of the season?-Chris commented, something that practically everyone with the exception of Rosa and Michael agreed to do.
-Whatever, stupid re#####.-He mocked everyone. Everyone knew he would be the reason of why this season wouldn't be considered PG since unlike the audience, they would be hearing the insults he makes to everyone.
-Monica Johnson.-Chris mentioned the next girl. A white girl with long black and messy black hair that came along with really big eyebags, like if she didn't sleep in day. A white and messed up shirt under a blue opened jacket with a untied tie on it, as her inferior part of her body, she wears a black skirt, white socks and a pair of tennis since she couldn't find a good pair of shoes for this occasion.
-Ohhh Chris.-Monica was flustered by the comment.- You can call me Just Monica. Is this the place where we are staying?
-Nope, this the place you are staying.-He commented.
-Well, whatever, this is the place of my beautiful and perfect romance story and nobody will stop me.-She smiled although what she said had a little creepy tone that made Chris cringe a little.
Monica Johnson-Nickname: Just Monica- The Sweet Girlfriend Material Pianist-
Some seconds later, a bomb was thrown near to the bridge, making it explode but instead of showing an explosion, it was just smoke who covered the whole vision of everyone. It took them some minutes, but once it happened. There was a girl there, a really tall one, as tall as Natt but smaller than Olga. This white girl had an hairstyle that is… just weird, it's black and messy although it is show that she has a ponytail, her hair has a weird blot in the center that is just red and with a stupidly weird outfit, like, she looks like a ninja, but with a pink scarf that covers part of her face instead of a mask, she wears a dark blue jacket that is opened and showing a yellow shirt, this jacket also has blue arm guards and pink gloves, her pants are blue and they are loose fitting ones, she wears a red belt on it like if it was a karate one, also she is wearing blue leg wraps and she goes almost barefoot because she only goes with her feet bandaged.
Indeed she made a huge first impression. Because she was on the top of the head of Valerie, but without knowing it, Valerie's excessive weight along with the weight of this girl, made the section of the bridge they were standing on break and make Valerie fall while the girl just flipped to be near of Chris having a ninja pose.
-Show off.-Commented Virgil.
-I'd give it a ten.-Natt commented,-By the way, I think this bridge is not stable for all of us.-This last comment was ignored
-Ninja, that was… AWESOME DUDETTE!-Chris congratulated her.- But your whale ruined my trap for you guys, so please just be near to the group.
-Ok Mclean-senpai.- She just ran like a ninja to be near of Natt and Ezra.
Gretta Rogers-Nickname: Ninja- The American Ninja Warrior-
-That was… something else.-He commented.
-Arigato!-She said, making Virgil who was next to them cringe.
The rest of the contestants looked at the next contestant and if they thought that someone like Ninja would be curious, whoever went next just made them ask themselves what the fuck is going on with this show.
-Bushido… What the heck dude? I thought you were joking with the joke of being a samurai.-Chris commented and then he saw the guy, wearing a red and white samurai outfit and even bringing a mid sized sword and a hat, funny part of him was that he actually had a stereotypical Chinese warrior moustache with tape.
-I never joke.-Bushido commented and then he saw all the contestants.- So… Is this the group that I'm gonna spend the time with?
Bushido Toyota-Nickname: None- The Samurai Wannabe-
-Yeah.-Chris cringed with each word that this guy pronounced.
-Cool.-He said and walked to the group.
-Yooo, What's up my n… Homies!-A girl just shouted and jumped to the bridge and after that, she walked in a really stylish way, this girl just showed style despite of her really particular appareance, green beanie, a sleveless blue hoodie, really good black pants that made everyone notice she has good legs and green tennis, she was actually a really attractive white girl with blonde hair and green eyes that looked like emeralds… but there was a detail.
This girl had no arms and the right half of her face was completely burned, you could see the red skin there and there was a horrible scar on her eye, it was permanently closed so everyone knew she lost it.
-Heh, some day one of you guys will not make a good save.-Commented Ezra smirking by the girl comment.
-Tsk. Fucking cyclops.-Virgil commented.
-Valeria Veronica…How should I call you, Valeria? Veronica?
-Nah, 3V is fine homie.-The girl replied.
Valeria Veronica Vance-Nickname: 3V- The No Arm Army Basketball Player-
-Ok 3V, go with the rest.- Chris said and 3V walked to be next to Natt and Franchesco, when she saw Franchesco, she had her eye really open wide.- Yo! What are you looking at?
-Uh?-Franchesco realized that he was watching at the girl's leg. it had a collar in the pocket and somehow he was on the collar, not only him, apparently a blonde girl with a light brown skin, something that made him walk away.-Sorry, have to go.
-Hey, Franchesco what was that?
-It was just… I'll explain you later.
-Ok…-Sunny tried to follow him until a female voice sounded.
-Ugh, I can believe that bitch is here.-A dull female voice that reminded her of Natt sounded and Sunny's expression from concern passed to a really stressed one.
-Aww shit, Here we go again.-Sunny commented when she looked at the girl. A pale girl with black hair tied in a ponytail that covers her right eye while she has a purple bang that is going on a spiral on the left side. who wears a purple jacket with really wide sleeves that have the borders of said sleeves black, with somehow a belt on the jacket that makes it fit with her pants that have a skinny part that is black that well shows certain attributes well, this black part reaches her knees and after that it's a really wide section on the legs that is purple and black and purple hell boots. In other words, her clothes was a huge mix of purple and black colors
-Luna, welcome girl, it's nice to see the Moonshine here.-Commented Chris.
Luna Night Black-Nickname: None- The Obsessive Idol-
-Thanks, obviously, you have taste on picking someone decent although you have those mistakes.-She pointed at Sunny.
-Yeah, yeah, just go with the rest girl.
-Fine, oh, before I join, I brought someone for you.-Luna commented, just to then show an adult guy, as tall as Franchesco, but with less muscles, his looks showed that he was on his 40s, this guy with short hair and a barely shaved beard wore a brown jacket over a grey one over a grey shirt, jeans and shoes.-This is Ronald. My bodyguard.
-Ugh…-The man said, you could feel a dark aura coming from him, like if he was trouble.-
-This is Ronald.-Luna commented.-And he will work for you for the rest of the season.
-Uh? But I didn't.-Chris was about to say something but he was interrupted
-He is not allowed to be away from me, trust me, I tried.
-And I too. Man, I really want to be away of the purpurine bitch here.-Ronald complained about his situation.
Ronald Bellic-Nickname: None- The Frustrated Criminal-
-Well, welcome abroad.-Chris said while Luna walked to be near of the people, Ronald on the other hand, he was near to Franchesco.
-Hey kid.
-Sup man, It had been a time.
-Yeah…-Ronald replied that comment.-Nice to see someone I can at least stand Kiddo.
-Heh. Same guy as always, am I right.
-What can I say, you are the most tolerable person I know.-The guys continued talking-
-Now our next contestant is… Brian.-When Chris said that, there was a guy who was wearing a white shirt without tie, a magenta vest, white shorts and socks along with pink tennis.
-Ok Total Drama, I'm ready, let's go!-He said really motivated from his boat until he realized that his boat hit an iceberg.-Owwww seriously?-When Brian clashed with the iceberg, Virgil laughed like if he got a joke.
Brian Murphy-Nickname: Lucky- The Lucky Guy-
-I don't get it.-Garry commented.
-Of course you won't get it f##.-He said.
-Ow, shut up Virgin.-The guy said just to be punched by Virgil. Claude was just watching all of this and while he giggled a little, he just wrote something.
-"Shut up Virgin".-He mumbled really silently to the point that was marked with a green subtitle with a more than symbol at the beginning.- Stupid n#####-That dialogue on the other hand was like normal.
-This man is really not going to last.-Joked Chris talking to the camera.- Trust me, it reminds me of that guy who was homeschooled. Just to then looking how Brian swam to the bridge and walked towards Chris.-Nice reference dude.
-Thanks…-He said sarcastically and he joined to the group, near to Garry.- Hey man, nice to meet you.
-Sure buddy. My name is Garry.
-Cool, we are gonna be good friends Larry.-The thin guy complimented Garry but he got a covered yet noticeable glare from Garry Stuart.
-Meanie.-He said.
-Now our next contestant is Yuri Roman… I mean Sayaka.-Chris said and once the boat landed, it showed a girl who had her hair tied in a ponytail, a yellow short sleeved t-shirt with black borders over a mid-sleeved white t-shirt, also she was wearing a really short skirt that didn't even reach half of the legs, white socks.
-H-Hey.-She replied nervously.- (Ok, Yuri, I have to give the first step.)-And then she started towards Chris.-Nice to meet you man.
-Yeah, how did you convince your dad girl?-Ronald who apparently knew her asked.
-Aunt April made it for me, hey Aunt April, I'm here, hi, I love you.-The girl was waving to the camera and then she walked to the group.-Hum, ok, that was a good impression, I guess.-She ended bumping with Rosa.-Ow.
Yuri Sayaka-Nickname: None- The Normal Girl-
-Oh my, are you ok?-Rosa asked to her making Yuri blush.
-Y-Yeah. Sorry for bumping with you, my name is Yuri.
-Rosa.- She smiled and when she saw Yuri's smile, she blushed a little… Ah… Nice weather.
-Get a room you two.-Joked Olga before Chris mentioned the next contestant, a slim guy with a black hoodie, ripped jeans and black shoes arrived, his blonde hair who covered his white face which along with his body was covered on scars, horrible ones, like if he suffered many injuries.
-Danny boy, you are here man, welcome to the show.- Chris commented while Dan looked nervous.
-H-hey.-He said and then he noticed a person Monica.- Oh no.
Daniel Danielson-Nickname: Dan- The No Pain Guy-
-My Danny!-Monica ran and with a somehow incredible strength, she managed to push both Olga and Rosa aside, something that made many people get surprised by that reaction with the exception of Claude who just wrote in his book.
-What's going on with her?-Garry asked, but Claude didn't even bother in answer that.-Meanie…-He just mumbled, but again, the TCG player didn't care.
-Mon, stop, can't, breathe.- He said, something that made Monica left him.
-I'm glad too see you my Danny.
-…-He ignored her, something that made Monica follow him.
-Come on, talk to me, you can't keep quiet about.
-I don't want to talk about that!-Dan shouted and then he just walked to be near of Natt.-Sorry Mon.
-My Danny.-She felt with a downer mood.-I know what happened, just I want to talk my dear Danny.
-Do you know each other?-Natt asked to Dan.
-It's… just way too complicated man.-He said.
-Guys, let me continue to introduce the rest, Lee…-Chris showed the next guy and he looked like a hobo…wait, he is literally a hobo, just look at his clothes, this guy's outfit consisted in a white t-shirt under a red jacket, black pants that show his knees because they are damaged and he was barefoot, add that a really messy black hair and a cup of noodles on his head.-Ugh, Lee… I told you that you should get good clothes.-Chris asked.
-Hey, when you have no money, you have to use what you have to use.- He commented and walked, everyone really tried to get out of Lee's range because dude just stinks, the only one who didn't look to have a problem with him was Valerie… Until the cup of noodles on his head fell over her head.
Lee Mcfly-Nickname: None- The Hobo-
-Sorry.-The girl sighed, something that Lee noticed.
-Hey, my cup.- He said, and then started to eat the cup that had both his and Valerie's heads, this making some people like Sunny and Luna puke.
-Heh, they finally agree with something.-Commented Natt.
-Yeah.-Franchesco replied.
-Well, we have just 2 girls and one guy left, and here's our second to last girl. Sayori!
-Hello! Sayori is in the house.- The girl said while walking with her stuff, her hair was long, shoulder length, it's straight and it's also blonde with 2 pink dyed bangs on the front part of her face. Girl had a tanned skin with pink eyeliner and her outfit consisted on a casual short sleeved white t-shirt under a grey vest and she somehow has a rope that she uses as a tie, a red skirt with musical notes on it, long white socks and red converse.
-Hey Sayori, you seem pretty excited for this.
-Yeah! I'm ready for this season, YEAH!-The girl shouted and apparently her scream was so hard that even some of the people had to cover their ears.
Sayori Akamatsu-Nickname: None- The Gyaru Who Likes to Hang Out-
-Holy crap, your lungs.-Commented Virgil and when he noticed his ears, he saw how they were bleeding.- Bitch, you are way too noisy for my own good.
-Not that we care about your own good Virgilio.-Joked Michael.
-Fuck off f#####.- The guy flipped him off.
-Virgin, shut up.- "F##" was the answer that Chris got from the guy but he didn't care.- Ok ladies, gentlemen and Valerie, let's show our last contestants. Mai and Narcisso.- When Chris mentioned them, a girl and a guy just left the boat, showing themselves. The girl was indeed beautiful, with a short brown hair that covered one of her green eyes, with a maid outfit, the guy on the other hand, he was pretty attractive, a little bit shorter than Ezra, he was a white guy with blue eyes and blonde hair tied on a ponytail who was wearing a black tuxedo that shows a white shirt and a red tie, it'll look pretty clean, also he has black shoes. Many of the girls and guys who looked at them were pretty impressed by their appareance. The girl was the one with the first word.
-Hehehe, nice to meet you everyone, name's Mai D. Toserve-When she said that, some laughs from both Natt and Virgil were heard.- I know, funny name.-She joked.- And this guy here is Narc.
Mai D. Toserve-Nickname: None- The Maid-
-I'm not gay but wow.- Ezra gave his compliment to him.- I mean, I'm bi but…
-As if I would like to get along with a poor person like you.-The guy shut him up.
Narcisso Prince- Nickname: Narc.- The Rich Egomaniac
-Heh, you should have paid him dinner first.-Commented Lee.
-You have no right to talk, if the word "poor" was in a dictionary, you would be on it.
-Hah, nice one you little guy.-Commented Olga, Narcisso refused to speak to her, because he wasn't that dumb to provoke someone like Olga.
-Thanks.-He said.
-Narc.- Mai removed one of her gloves just to slap him on the face.- Bad Narc, bad!.-She treated him as a dog.- Remember what we talked.
-I know, I know, respect the lower classes.
-Dude is one of those rich guys, am I right?-Joked Ezra.
-Yeah, he is chill, give him time.- Complimented Mai and then while she was putting her glove back and looking at the girls, she just winked at Sunny.-Hehehehe, pretty guys and girls around this whole island, this is nice.-She smirked.
-Ugh, why did I agree with you to go to this island.-Narc said, just to watch Sunny a little and then smile at her.-Maybe this is not that bad
-Well, now that you guys are here welcome to Camp Wawanakwa, before we start with the season, first things first. We need a group photo for the promos. Everyone on the end of the dock!.- When he said that he jumped to the ship that Narcisso and Mai used to arrive and everyone, Ronald and Franchesco included went to the end of the dock. Some of the things that they did was for example, Virgil flipping Michael off, Claude just writing something, Bushido almost killing Brian with a katana, Luna being grabbed by Ronald like if he was about to throw her to the water with she making a tauntrum, and Mai patting Sunny while she was looking at Narc.-Okay! One, two, three.-He took the photo but something was wrong.- Oops! Okay, forgot the lens cap.-Chris made that pose.- Okay, hold that pose. One, tw... Oh wait, cards full. Hang on.-Something was wrong.
-Come on, are you a r#####?-Virgil made fun of him and unlike other times, some people laughed.
-Sorry, I don't know how to use a camera.-He replied sarcastically.- Got it, ok. Everyone say Wawanakwa!
-WAWANAKWA!-Everyone said and with the exception of Claude, Mai and Sunny who were nearest to the dock and Ninja who was fast as hell, everyone, fell to the water.- You could see how Chris actually took 2 photos, one normal with nothing bad happening and the second one with everyone just sinking like if it was the ship that crashed when Brian was introduced.
-Goddamnit guys, that as a good one.- Well whatever.- He said while taking photos of the cast leaving the water. Yuri was somehow the most panicked with the water, something that made Rosa grab her and pull her to the sand.- Okay guys. Dry off and meet at the campfire pit in 10.
After that, there was another scene with all the contestant now dried in the elimination zone, some of them were sitting while some of them were standing and Yuri was on a fetal position with Rosa comforting her.
-It's ok Yuri, it's ok.
-W-W-Water, I'm scared of that.-She said.
-Alright campers. This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be you cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig? The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!-When he said that, everyone with the exception of Virgil cheered and then Narc had to ask.
-Excuse me will the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk not near to that guy.-Narc was pointing to Lee.
-Hey man, where's the respect?-Said the Hobo
-They are not co-ed, are they?-Dan asked scared of Monica.
-Nope. Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other. Wheeler and Ronald, you guys will be with us since you two are adults and I don't want you guys to have fun with some of the younger people, trust me, it doesn't ends well.- He said.
-Like the time you almost ended looking really catholic with that Lindsay gi…
-THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT VIRGIL, OK? Production, edit this.
(Production: Nope.- Marvin Williams)
-So..
-So… Can I get a cabin with the lake view because you know, I'm the prettiest?-Commented Luna showing her ego.
-Nah, that's now how this works Looney Tunes.
-Fuck.
-Sorry Moonshine.-Sunny made fun of her.
-Oh shut up Sunshine
- Vell… dealing vith kids forrr 8 weeks.- Olga complained.
-Come on Kozlov-San.-Commented Ninja.- It could be a good experience to show your physical skills.
-Could be worse, could be sleeping with Virgil, by the way Ninja, how do you know her last name?-Asked Natt.
-Oh, well it's because...-She was about to answer, but she was interrupted.
-Here's the deal. We're gonna split you into two teams if I call your name out go stand over there. Sunny, Narcisso, Rosa, Monica, Claude, Rosa, Ezra, 3V, Dan Bushido, Lee and Valerie. From this moment on, you are officially known as.- After a second a musical effect sounded showing a green gopher.-The Screaming Gophers!
-Yooo, Imma Gopher.- 3V celebrated this among with her team once she got the flag with the team.
-Hum, not bad.-Narcisso said, looking at Sunny some seconds later.-What happened?
-My brother will be on the other team.
-The rest of you over here. Yuri, Ninja, Michael, Natt, Luna, Mai, Olga, Virgin, Sayori and Brian Move, move, move!
-And what about me?-Garry asked.
-Oh, well, join them.
-Alright then.-Garry said and he walked to be next to the second group.
-You guys will officially be known as the Killer Bass!-When he said that a logo with a red bass was shown and like 3V, this one the one who got the flag was Michael.
-Madre mia Willy, esto va a ser genial.
-The fuck are you talking about f#####?-Asked Virgil annoyed by Michael
- He said zis vill be kool?-Olga answered the question, knowing that Michael himself would be the reason she has to explain many things to the rest.
-All right, campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition.
Confessional #1: The First Confessional Ever.
You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest.-Chris said.
Confessional #1 ends
Confessional #2: Excited for this
-Um, okay… So far, this will be awesome!-Commented Sunny excited for this- What? Did you think I'm just a goth who likes to whine about everything? Pfff, not like that, I'll love this.
Confessional #2 ends
Confessional #3: I thought this was a bathroom.
You could see how Ronald was about to zip his pants down until he looked at the camera.
-I hope you like watching someone in the bathroom. Nobody told me of a bathroom with no cameras- He just grabbed a magazine and he started to well, do human necessities.
Confessional #3 ends
Confessional #4: I want to be a best person
.You know… this place might have a weird odor… but I guess I can try to be a better person, I can win, I feel great, I can…-Valerie was speaking until someone knocked the door.
-What are you doing?-Asked Virgil from outside.-I need to use this shit.
-Uhhh, nothing.- She said.
-Weird, it seems like you are chanting to yourself.
-No, I was not doing that.
-I mean, I remember this, but since you are a fatass crybaby who needs motivation, I can help. "You can win, you feel great, you can do this!"-Virgil commented this in a really feminine yet fake voice and while he was laughing, you could see Valerie crying in the confessional.- Tsk, crybaby.
Confessional #4 ends.
All right. Any questions?-Everyone, even Ronald and Franchesco raised their hands.-Cool. Let's find your cabins. Gophers, you're in the east cabin. Bass, you're in the west.
-Hey Chris. So Kiddo and I are supposed just to test your stuff?-Asked Ronald.
-Well, yes, but actually no, but indeed yes. You'll see, Ronald, Franchesco, you are going to be like the counselors of your teams, Franchesco you will take care of the Screaming Gophers, Ronald, you are with the Basses.
-Crap, can't we change…
-Nope.
-So how that works?
-Well, you guys are the Camp Counselors and like a way to say it, the leader of your teams, and since in summer camps, they are usually team fights, your job is to make sure your team wins, actually. If the winner of the season is from your team. You will get 10 grand.
-You son of a bitch, I'm in.-Ronald snapped his fingers.
-So, this is like a summer camp?-Commented Rosa.
-I think so.- Said Valerie.
After a few seconds, some of the guys were putting their package on their beds, in the bass, Natt was looking at Virgil and Michael who were discussing because Virgil was being a complete homophobe with him, so everyone let him to sleep alone, Natt just put his stuff on the bottom bunk while Claude took the top one.
-So… What do you do on your free time man?
-…-He ignored the creepy guy and just walked away.
-Rude.
-Yeah, he doesn't talk to us.-Garry commented.-Maybe he has not too much to say.
-Sorry, who were you?-Natt asked because he actually forgot the guy who even I the author doesn't remember.
-It's Garry.
-Sorry Barry, my bad, see you later man.-He said and left the cabin, bumping with Sayori and Ninja some seconds later.-Sorry Sayori.-When he mentioned Sayori's name with no issue, a "Seriously?!" could be heard from the outside
-Y-Yeah, thanks.- She said.- So… The Idol girl, Sunshine, is your sister?
-Adoptive sister. I guess.- He said, he was socially awkward.
-Wow, that's so cool Noir-Kun!-Ninja was excited by this comment and then they continued talking, more likely Sayori was trying to make those 2 talk since they were socially awkward
Meanwhile, 3V just looked at that weird building that was next to the mess hall, something that made her question herself.
-Yo, Chris, is that thing the Catholic bathrooms?-She asked.
-Yeah, it's across the way. And no, it's not Catholic, it's communal.
-The hell you mean with Communal Chris?-Asked Narcisso, something that made Mai giggle.- Maid, what happened?
-Hehehehe, you will watch some pretty and unique girls showering with you since everyone can shower together.- When she said that, Narcisso's nose bleed a little.
-Yo, my man Narc perving on girls, what a surprise?-Joked Ezra.
-Oh shut up asshole, I'm gonna clean my nose.-Narc called Ezra out and then he went to the Catholic Bathrooms
-Following you.-He said.-Just to be sure he doesn't spy on someone.
-Shut up!-Narc said.
-Wow.-Sunny said.
-Girl, you got lucky.-Mai giggled and showed her smirk.
-I thought you and Narc were dating.
-Nah, we are like brother and sister, something like you and the big guy.-She commented, making Sunny snap of something.
-Wait, Franchesco, I have to talk with him.
-Go ahead.-Mai said.
-Hey Chris, excuse me. Is there any kind of chaperone outside of you, Franchesco and Ronald?-Asked Monica.-I mean, just to know how much we can hang out unsupervised.
-Well Monica, you, Sunny, Luna and Claude are 16, Lee, Virgin, Ninja, Sayori, Brian, Valerie and Dan are 17, Ez, Narc, Rosa, Bushido, Yuri, Michael and Natt are 18 and Olga is 20, so… I guess you should be fine, other than me, Franchesco and Ronald, you will be unsupervised.
-Wohoo! Come on Dan! Let's go to the forest.
-Wait Mon.-Dan tried to oppose to Monica pulling him by the arm.
-Ok you guys, we have cameras to film you, so don't even try, also. You've got half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge, starting…-Chris checked his clock.- now. He said.
-Well, see you later my Danny.- She blew Dan a kiss, something that made Dan feel uncomfortable.
Confessional #5: Uncomfortable with girls
-Before you guys try to kill me for rejecting someone like Monica, look, I get it, she is attractive and she is cute, I know her really well and she is not that bad, the thing is that I went through a recent situation that makes me unable to give her a chance.-He commented.- Mon wants to talk about this, but it's just too complicated.
Right when he said that, a really and genuine feminine voice was heard, and it was so strong that made Dan cover his ears.
-Ahh!
Confessional #5 ends
Rosa and Yuri entered to the bass cabin just to see a scene that was surprisingly Olga screaming while surprisingly Luna was carrying her like if she was the bride.
-Kill it, kill it!-She shouted to the mouse there. It surprised the 4 girls and even some of the guys like Natt, Michael or Virgil, but someone had to take charge of it. So Ronald came with a gun.
-You are not gonna do…-Michael was about to say something until he shot the mouse, killing it. After a while, Luna just couldn't stand Olga's weight anymore and they two fell on the bed behind them breaking it.
-Listen man, you wanna solve things? Do it yourself, any result is a good result for me.-He commented.
-Ughh… You bitch, that was my bed.-Luna whined.
-Sorry!-Olga apologized.
On the main lodge, there were many people sitting on 2 different tables and there was a massive black guy that made both Rosa and Franchesco look small, he was really moody about all of this. This man was wearing a chef hat, a beige short sleeved shirt with a white apron that was covering his green pants and he was also wearing black shoes.
-Listen up! I serve it three times a day and you'll eat it three times a day! Grab a tray, get your food, and sit your butts down NOW!-He shouted to everyone, Franchesco was next to him, wearing an apron with the name Valkyrietaker on it.
-Oh shut up Frenchie.-The Chef said.
-Yes "Dad".- He complained.
-What did you say?!
-I said, yes dad!, is there a problem Mr. Chef Hatchet?-Franchesco commented and some people were enjoying this conflict.
-You have too much balls to talk me like this Frenchie, I'll be watching you.-He pointed at Wheeler's eyes
-So… Can we get some food?-Bushido asked.- I'm a vegetarian and well…
-You'll get, sit your butt down!-Chef just tossed Bushido some food.
-Who do you think you are, Hartman or what? Stupid n#####-Virgil murmured, she thought nobody heard him, but then...
-Uh? Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit scrawny motherfucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant?-Chef walked to be near of the people there.
-Norbert Hatchet-Nickname: Chef- The Veteran Chef.
-Me, am I getting disqualified? Or not you n#####?-When he said that, everyone were surprised. When he said that, Chef grabbed him by the neck and just said the next thing.
-Listen here you little fuck, one more word from you towards my race and I'll make sure your stay here ends being a real hell.
-Heh, like if I would last more than 3 days here you n#####-Virgil spat on Chef's face and he just left Virgil.
-Give me 100.
-What?
-100 push-ups, now.
-Why?
-NOW?!-He pinned Virgil on the floor and then he was forced to do 100 push ups.- You are not going to disgrace my race asshole, you are going to do 100 before having breakfast and before having dinner, each day while you stay here, got it? I'll make you do excersice until you die from death!
-Fuck you.- Virgil said while making the push-ups.
-Frankly, he deserved it.-Narcisso said.-This guy needs an urgent reality check.-He said.
-Ow shut up Richard Rich-The guy nicknamed him before Chris arrived.
- Welcome to the Main Lodge!-Chris appeared but he had not idea of what happened and why Chef was really pissed off while Virgil making push-ups.-Dude, I just left you alone for 10 minutes, what did you do?-He said.
-Virgin called him with the N-Word.- 3V said.
-Well, I hope that ends being a lesson to not mess with the authorities.-He joked.
-So… Chris, my man. Can we order a…-3V was about to say something else before Chef gave her a deadly glare.-You know what, it's ok.-Everyone else nodded in agreement with the exception of Virgil.
-Your first challenge begins, in one hour!
-What do you think we will do Cupcake?-Rosa asked to Yuri making her blush.
-I mean, it's our first day, so…I doubt how it can be that ha…-Yuri was about to say something but then…
The contestants were shown on a cliff and the screen made it look that it was small…
And then it was big
And then it was even bigger.
AND JUST TO SHOW THAT IT WAS BIGGERGER
YES, A BIGGERGER 1000 FOOT CLIFF HOTDAMN GUYS
-Wow…We are fucked.-The girl said.
Next time on Total Drama Island.
-Your first task is to jump off this 1,000 foot high cliff into the lake.-Chris said.
Then multiples confessionals were shown. First one was with 3V
-The way I see it dude, is that this girl is gonna be turned into pasta once she hits the floor
Second confessional came from Ronald.
-I actually thought that if Yuri jumps, she is dead and her dad will have a loooong talk with Chris.
Finally you could see Yuri on her swimsuit, she was really scared, but there Rosa put a hand on her shoulder.
-Look, if you don't want to do this, it's ok. It's ok to feel afraid.-Rosa said and then Yuri sighed.
-Sorry Rossie, but I have to jump, wish me LUCK!-She screamed this last word because she just fell and Rosa just observed to see what happened.
-Yuri!-The girl shouted
Alright campers, next chapter is "Not so Happy Campers part 2" So get ready for it dudes.-Chris said that.
And then the episode ended with the TV being turned off, showing that a guy with a ridiculous dirty blonde hair and a girl with blonde hair on a ponytail were watching the thing. There was a strong storm outside, so obviously they were inside of their house and couldn't leave or do anything.
-Man, this show sucked so bad, you know Amy, I'm glad that we were rejected in Pahkitew.-He said while drinking some soda.
-Yeah…-Amy commented.- Do you want to watch the next one Topher?
-Heh, not that we can do something else.-He said while turning the TV on again. Chapter 2, right?
-I'll bring the popcorn, this will be a long season.- She said.
(Bad note: This Topher and Amy are not the Pahki-2 ones)
The Bad Stories Extras
Canon Extra-Spying
Before the contestants were picking their swimsuits, some of them were changing in the communal bathroom, specifically Ninja, Sunny and Mai who were with low clothes or some of them even naked with just few details comically placed to cover her privates like if it was a Japanese anime that requires the ecchi just to be acknowledge.
The spy was Ezra.
-The heck are you doing?-Narcisso was spying the girls just because he thought that he was funny.
-Chill brother and enjoy.- He let Narcisso the hole where they could see the girls and then Narcisso tempted by what Ezra said looked what he was seeing, just to then just leave traumatized.
-What happened dude? Not interested in the girls?
-I saw something horrible.- The guy said while running away, Ezra decided to check too and he also with a disgusted expression started to run away disgusted and then inside of the room, Valerie was the one in front of the hole.
-Hey, Val, nice to see you here.-Mai said.
-Yeah…-The girl sighed, sorry for what I'm going to show you.-The girl started to undress herself to show her swimsuit
Canon Extra-Hydrophobia.
Some seconds after the contestants left the water, Rosa pulled Yuri who looked really scared.
W-W-Water, I don't like it.- The girl with yellow clothes was talking and it looked like if she was having a panic attack until Rosa hugged her.
-Everything is ok Yuri, everything is ok.
-T-T-Thanks Rosa.
-A sweet girl like you shouldn't be afraid of water Cupcake, what happened?
-… I almost got drowned when I was a kid, I am trying to endure my fear to show my dad that I'm an adult.
-Well Cupcake, showing that you need help is an act of bravery for me, so I guess that was a good start.
-R-Really?-Yuri blushed.
-Yeah.
-Thanks… Can we get out of here? I don't want to be wet.-She said, something that made Rosa giggle.- Not that kind of wet.
-Sorry.-Rosa helped her to get up and then they walked until well, she realized that some water was falling over Yuri's head making her scream and run away.-Hey Yuri when she looked up, she saw that it was Natt who was squeezing his shirt without knowing that there were other people under the bridge.
-Oh, sorry Rosa.
-It's ok, I have to talk with her.-She said and while she was walking she saw Natt for a few seconds.-I recommend you to apologize to her.
Not Canon Extra-The Adorable Freshy Golem
Ninja was watching the TV some show about fake creatures that people think that exist until someone caught her attention.
-Watch out if you see the Adorable Freshy Golem, they are really strong dudes.- Chris, while having a reporter outfit commented before said creature who was just Chef disguised charged him.-Agh!
Ninja's eyes were covered in emotion, so she called someone else, it was Natt, who was watching the same show.
Some seconds later, Sunny was eating alone and Franchesco watched her.
-What happened Sunny?
-Natt is not here, and I'm bored.-She commented.
-Wait, but I thought he never left.
-He told me he would be busy.
Meanwhile, Natt and Ninja were chasing the disguised Chef, Ninja was throwing shurikens while Natt was with a net.
-AHHHHHHH!-Screamed Chef while he was running
Heya, Bad here, I hope you like this fic, it's the first competition fic I make, so I decided to make a rewrite of the first 3 seasons with my OCs, so here we are, in case you don't remember well the names, here we are.
Hosts
-Christopher "Chris" Mclean- 27- Canadian- The Host with the Most
-Norbert "Chef" Hatchet- 51- American- The Veteran Chef
"Camp Counselors"
-Franchesco Wheeler-21- American- The Big Bro- Screaming Gophers Counselor
-Ronald Bellic- 45- Serbian- The Frustrated Criminal-Killing Bass Counselor
Screaming Gophers (From Oldest to Youngest)
Veronica Valeria Vance "3V"-18-American- The No Arm Army Basketball Player
Ezra "Ez" Simpson- 18-American-The Chaotic Guitarist
Narcisso Prince- 18-English-The Rich Egomaniac
Rosa Jacobson- 18- French-The Caring Doctor
Bushido Toyota-18- Chinese- The Samurai Wannabe
Valoser "Valerie" Dunn-17-Icelandic- Life's Favorite Punching Bag
Daniel "Dan" Danielson-17-American-The No Pain Guy
Brian "Lucky" Murphy-17-American-The Lucky Guy
Lee Mcfly-17-Canadian-The Hobo
Monica Johnson-16-American-The Sweet Girlfriend Material Pianist
Sonia Moon "Sunny" Noir- 16- Swedish- The Cheery Idol
Killer Bass (From Oldest to Youngest)
Olga Devora "Debbie" Kozlov- 20- Russian- The Biker
Natt Noir- 18- Swedish-The Creepy Guy With No Emotions
Michael Garcia-18- Spanish- The F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S Gay and European Youtuber
Yuri Sayaka-18-Russian- The Normal Girl
Virgil Chan-17-Italian- The /pol/itically Incorrect Asshole
Sayori Akamatsu-17-Japanese- The Gyaru Who Likes To Hang Out
Gretta Rogers/Ninja Grett-17-American- The American Ninja Warrior
Luna Night Black-16- Swiss- The Obsessive Idol
Mai D. Toserve- 16-Irish- The Maid
Claude Red-16-Egyptian-The TCG Player
See ya later dudes.