Based off of the Casagrandes episode "Prankseversary" but things might turn to the worse when a certain flying rat painted red tries to pull off something sneaky and dastardly that will take a turn for the too far, and ignite more rage against him. Enjoy reading this new chapter guys.
Family of Two.
Chapter 515: Pranks and Pains.
(April 1. Great Lakes City.)
The purple Ferrari arrives to the apartment building from where Ronnie Anne and her familia, and where Sid and her family are living, and is also where Arturo Santiago resides ever since he moved into Great Lakes City.
Lincoln and Luna then come out of the car and they look to the place. "Alright, kiddo. Ready for this prank war you guys wanna have?" asked Luna.
Lincoln has his bag, but Luna carries it for him and instead he is holding a box with a prank inside. "As ready as we'll ever be."
Luna smiles and then she asks her son. "Recall the rules of this whole rank thing, right?"
Lincoln nods. "Yup, we don't get into harms wake and I will always have you with me to prevent me from getting harmed, and I am chill with that. Now, let's go and knock on Santiago's door, and by that I meant prank them."
Luna chuckles. "Did you get that stick pun from Luan?" They then walk into the apartment building and prepare for what they got for both Ronnie Anne Santiago and Sid Chang, but they are unaware that a parrot was watching them from the tree and he doesn't like seeing them.
'Dang Louds being here. Because of them, I have no friends and no one else on my side and no cash and no nothing! They are gonna regret making me look like the bad guy when I am the victim of their violence and that dumb crybaby boy she has. Well, later they're gonna get whats coming to them and they won't even know it's me.' Sergio then flies off, to prepare for the pranks he has for them.
Lincoln then knocks on the door of the apartment room where Ronnie Anne and her mother and brother stay in and Sid answers it and he hands her the package. "Here you go, Sid."
"Oh, thanks." Sid is about to open the package.
Ronnie Anne then sees what this is all about. "Wait, Sid. No!" But it is too late and the Sid opens the box and a pie is sprung out and flies over Sid and is about to hit Ronnie Anne, but she ducks and it hits Bobby. "Whoa. Way too close. You alright there, Bobby?"
Bobby then licks the banana cream pie. "All good, I like having some dessert out of nowhere, this is delicious."
Ronnie Anne looks to the others. "Nice try, but you'll have to be better than that."
"Which is why I have a lot more up my duffle bag" replied Lincoln. "Also, my mom is gonna tag along."
Luna then explains. "The reason why, is because I don't wanna have my kid get harmed by some pranks, so I hope the pranks you two girls have ready aren't too dangerous, got it?"
Ronnie Anne nods. "Got it, Ms. Loud. Also, we have the right tools for our own pranks that aren't gonna be anywhere near dangerous, though the whole purple slime is gonna be kinda messy."
Lincoln chuckles. "Purple slime? Well, that's gonna be something. What about you Sid? Any prank plans locked and loaded for you?"
Sid chuckles. "Sorry, but no spoilers there, dudes. Laters." She then races off, and they all suspect that Sid is up to something, but what?
(Moments later.)
We see Lincoln and Luna, the duo are hidden by the Mercado and they have a large cannon hiding, and the cannon is loaded with spaghetti and meatballs and they wait for when Ronnie Anne arrives. Luna checks the time. "Linc, chances she knows where we might be, or she's waiting for us."
Lincoln thinks about this. "Huh, fair point. But we are not gonna go and check what she is up to or else we'll be caught into one of her pranks."
"Fair point and..." Luna then sees someone. "Wait, Adelaide? What the heck?" Lincoln also sees her, and they see she looks scared and panicked.
"Guys! Guys! Guys! Help, hurry!" Adelaide then goes over. "Sid, she's in trouble and you have to help me, I already told Ronnie Anne and she is headed to the zoo as we speak!"
Lincoln then asks. "Are you sure that this is not some kind of prank that Sid and Ronnie Anne have come up against us?" Even Luna is feeling suspicious about the whole thing.
Adelaide then has tears. "No, this is not a prank. I last saw Sid setting up her own prank by the zoo, but then the monkeys got angry when they opened something that wasn't real and they chased her to the reptile enclosure and she hid in one of the caves. You have to help us, hurry!"
Now this sounded real and so they go and follow Adelaide, they head into Luna's car and they drive off for the Great Lakes city Zoo. They don't know that Lalo sees the cannon and he pulls the rope and the pasta is sent off and hits Vito and he's stuck on the wall.
"Huh, my horoscope was right. Today was gonna be a tasty and spicy day." he then licks the sauce. "Heh, could use some more spicy."
Then Hector comes out of the marcado and he sees Vito is stuck on the wall. "I'll go get the rake, and the bolt cutters."
(Later in the day, Great Lakes City Zoo.)
They arrive to the zoo and they look around for her, and then they call out her name. "Sid!" then they see someone else calling for her, and it's Ronnie Anne. Lincoln then asks her. "Ronnie Anne, did you find Sid?"
Ronnie Anne looks concerned. "No, I didn't. I found her bag of pranks stuff, but I didn't find her anywhere at..." They then hear monkey sounds. "Wait, the monkeys!"
They arrive to the enclosure of the largest python they have, and they see the monkeys throwing mud at the cave. "There, she must be inside!" said Luna, she then calls out. "Sid, are you in there?!"
They then hear Sid calling out. "Guys, where are you? I'm inside the cave. I hid here from the angry monkeys, this is what happens when apes open stuff that look legit, when they're fake! Get me outta here, also I think my prank failed."
Ronnie Anne then sees the setup of what would've been a feathery prank is dismantled. "Yeah, no kidding." She then looks to the cave. "Hang on, Sid. We're coming to get you!" They all ready the stuff they have, and plan to use them as weapons, but then the monkey's scatter.
"Huh, I guess they were scared of us..." Lincoln then sees something coming out of the cave. "Or maybe because they were scared of that." They see a large python coming out and it hisses and yawns, and then they see something bulging from the snake. "Wait, what the heck is that?!"
Then they hear Sid call out. "Guys, are the monkeys gone? Also, this cave is super sticky and slimy."
It was then they realize Sid was inside the snake. "Sid! You're inside the snake!"
"Wait what?!" Sid then comes out of the cave and she is covered in sticky and slimy snake skin. "I am in the snake?!" The snake looks to Sid and then burps and then Sid looks around. "Huh, I guess I wasn't."
They all sigh in relief, and then Adelaide recalls. "Oh. Now I remember, mom fed this big guy with a large turkey. For a minute there, I thought that Sid was in that thing and we would have to do surgery on the snake."
"Rawrk, well get pranked!" Sergio flies at them, and they turn around and Luna sees the parrot has a hook with a rope and he is headed for Lincoln, she pushes Lincoln, Adelaide and Ronnie Anne and then she gets caught by the hook, but it doesn't snag on her jacket, the parrot lets the hook go and the hook impales Luna on her right shoulder and she screams in pain and she is sent flying off.
"Mom, no!" They watch as Luna is sent hurdling to a nearby tree, and then through the tree she is struck by so much random junk and garbage. She hits some pots, pans, flower pots and the trash cans and other dumpster bins and even the diaper trash can from Carlitos room.
Then she is thrown off the tree and the rope snaps and Luna lands in a thorn bush and she comes out and she stumbles around and she yanks the hook off her shoulder and she is now bleeding. "Jeez, fuck!" She then sees that she is stuck in quick sand, and she tries to get out. "Oh, come on!"
"Mom, we're coming!" Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, Sid and Adelaide go over to Luna and they jump into the enclosure, and Sergio tries to fly off, but then Bitsy the elephant grab him and throw him to Priscila the ostrich and she stomps on him and then pins him down.
The four kids then grab some rope and they help get Luna out, but then they hear some low growling and spot the leopard of the enclosure. "How did we not see the sign?" said Sid. "Wait, that guy is the new leopard of the zoo!"
"Guys, get the heck out of here, now!" yelled Luna. But then the leopard pounces and pins down Adelaide, and is about to attack, but then Lincoln tackles the wild feline and the beast roars at him. "Lincoln, no!"
The Leopard then goes after Lincoln, but he side steps the beast, and then he grabs the tail and makes it lose balance and he is about to get bitten, but he has the tail and makes the leopard bite its own tail and this makes the wild animal panic from the bite.
The commotion does get the attention from one of the zoo keepers who sees what is going on and goes for the keys to get them out of there.
Ronnie Anne and Sid manage to get Luna out, and she races over to her son. "We're getting out of here, all of us now!" They head for the exit, but the doors are locked. "Damn it... AAAARGH!" The leopard has pounced onto Luna, and clamps down his jaws on her wounded shoulder.
Luna struggles, but the leopard drags her for the tree, then Lincoln grabs the mustard and relish grenade and he throws it to the leopard and it explodes and the animal is blinded by the condiment grenade and thus releases his biting grip onto Luna's shoulder.
Luna struggles, but she is in serious pain, but Lincoln, Sid and Ronnie Anne go over and help her get to the exit, while Adelaide chucks random prank grenades onto the leopard. They head to the exit and the zoo keeper opens the door and they get out of there.
Then Becca goes over. "What the heck happened?! Oh god, Luna!"
They then check her injuries, and then they call an ambulance. Lincoln is in tears and he grabs the first aid kit from the bag, and Luna falls to the ground, she lost a lot of blood from that attack and everything goes black, the last thing she hears is her son crying her name.
To be continued in the next chapter guys.
A/N: A prank, well prank war turned into total mayhem and disaster and all because of one vengeful parrot who doesn't like them after what had gone down, and now things are turning into deep trouble. I hope you all enjoyed reading this new chapter everyone.
So, change of plans... Pokémon are here to stay for Family of Two. But whoever is bullying Former Lincoln Loud420... has to bypass and talk to me!
Date made: 1/30/22.
