Just what is supposed to be the usual thing at school, but it won't be since they still got two troublesome preteens who defy the word love, and everything it represents, but they will be facing some obstacles if they wanna target Lincoln Loud and Jordan Rosato. Enjoy reading this everyone.
Family of Two.
Chapter 631: The Bravura's attempts.
(October 6. Royal Woods Middle School.)
Luna's car arrives, and coming out are Lincoln and Leslie, and they talk to Luna before going to the school, but unbeknownst to them, they are being watched from behind the nearby tree, and that someone, well some folks are the Bravura twins, Sarah and Scott.
They don't seem happy to see Lincoln again, they both growl and watch as Lincoln goes into the school with his cousin, and they go to meet with the others, mostly Jordan Rosato and Stella Zhau. "That pathetic piece of useless trash" replied Scott. "I hate him so much, stupid romance."
"No need to worry, brother" replied Sarah, and she has a smug look. "Soon, very soon they will not be a problem anymore. We put out plan into motion and make it look like their day is getting ruined by their relationship, and once Jordancoln has broken up, this will trigger others to also give up, and thus we win and have eliminated all forms of romance from this Middle School."
"Then the High School will be next" replied Scott, the twins high five each other, and then they take their leave, to let their plans begin, but they don't know that someone heard them, and that someone is Sid Chang, and she is not alone, with her is her newly reconstructed and modified friend, Dennis the Breakfast-Bot.
"Dennis, are you thinking what I'm thinking buddy?"
Dennis nods. "Yes, we cannot let them mess with your friends. A shame Ronnie Anne is not here to join in this, but it was her fault as to why she sprained her ankle."
Sid remembers, Ronnie Anne was practicing for her routine at the talent show, and now she can't because she messed it up a bit and fell of her skate board, and hit her ankle to the railings at the Park, so Sid will do it and she has been practicing lately, and nailed it.
Sid and Dennis then go to the school, they got some mean love hating twins to stop. But they also don't know, Dartrix heard and saw everything, and he will not let Sid and Dennis handle this one alone.
(Later in the day.)
The bell has rung, and so Lincoln and Jordan head down the halls, and are headed to their lockers, but the Bravura twins are hiding, and waiting for the right moments for the couple to open their lockers, and get ready for a serious world of hurt.
Lincoln and Jordan are inches from opening their locker, but then someone has their skate board going towards them, and the duo are now skating on the same skate board. "Whoa!" the duo sent off, and thankfully Leslie and Stella grab them off the skate board, then Sid rushes over.
"Sorry guys, I tripped and my skate board took off. Everyone here, alright?"
"We're all good Sid, and way too close" replied Lincoln
"Also, we have been looking for you lately. How's Ronnie Anne?" asked Jordan.
The Bravura twins didn't like this, and they both see that the couple are distracted, and then Sarah has an idea. "Let's get the traps and reposition them to the restrooms."
"You mean these traps?" Scott and Sarah turn around, and they see Dennis, holding the jack-in-the-box's which they have left in the lockers. "Hello, and Goodbye." The traps trigger, and two boxing gloves come out and hit the Bravura twins, and they are both sent flying towards their locker, and they have some mean letters attached to their foreheads from that punch too.
Dennis then tosses the boxes onto the trash can, which they end up getting closed again, then Giggles sees something moving in the trash can, and she gets knocked out by the boxing gloves. Ouch.
(Time skip, Gym Time.)
The dodge ball session has yet to begin, and so the Bravura Twins sneak in and they prepare their next trap. They know that Lincoln and Jordan will be the first ones to come out from the locker rooms first, and so they will throw dodge balls at them, stuffed with itching powder, and it will also have mean love letters, that they don't like each other.
"Alright, by the time that door opens, we let these things lose and then watch the chaos unfold" replied Sarah.
"The romance will be done with and everyone will follow next" replied Scott.
Then a dodge ball hits Sarah in the back of the head, they turn around and see nothing, and no one. They then go back into hiding and wait, but then a dodge ball hits them from above, but they see no one is there, and now they're freaking out.
Then a dodge ball rolls in front of them and this has them wide eyed, and surprised. "What the heck is going on?" asked Scott. Then the dodge ball stops rolling, and then is sent flying to the face of Scott, and he drops the dodge ball he was carrying. Sarah is startled by this, but she is struck by another dodge ball.
Sarah and Scott look around and they see so many dodge balls are floating, and this scares them both. "What is this? Why are they all flying?!" then all the dodge balls are thrown onto them, this makes them panic and seek shelter, but then the dodge balls they were carrying float.
"No... No, no, no, no!"
Too late, their own dodge balls hit them and now Scott and Sarah are covered in so much itching powder, and they race off to get this cleaned up, and with mean love letters attached to their body, by the sticky glue, just then the locker rooms door opens, and the boys and girls come out and see the dodge balls are scattered.
Then Coach Keck comes out and she sees the scattered dodge balls. "Huh, I forgot to set up everything, looks like you kids did a good job making this."
"Coach, we didn't do this" replied Lincoln, now they're wondering who the heck setup the dodge ball gym for them. But they all fail to see the two small robot dragonflies, which Sid and Dennis have been using while hiding behind the bleachers. These robotic dragonflies can make things levitate around them, and are hard to spot because they are small.
Dennis and Sid then high five each other, but then the whistle is blown. "Dodge Ball!" The dodge balls are now flying, but some went through the bleachers, and Sid and Dennis see this, and one thing comes to mind.
"Oh gosh darn it."
(Time skip, Lunch Time.)
As the group are enjoying the food, they are unaware that the Bravura twins are hiding, and they see Lincoln and Jordan are gonna get their food from what Chet Pat has made, and they see the one food they always go for, spaghetti and meat balls, and so they rig it with hot sauce, and they'll land some fake notes on their lunches to show that they did the hot sauce to each other.
But just as Lincoln and Jordan head to the spaghetti, Chef Pat intervenes. "Sorry kids, gotta go and get rid of this. Apparently, I accidently used the meat balls that went bad, and have infected the whole dish. At least no one went for this food, yet."
Lincoln and Jordan feel disappointed to hear this. "But, there is Calzones over there, and some lasagna if you kids like." she then takes her leave with the gone bad spaghetti, and this angers Scott and Sarah, but then Chef Pat slips, and the spaghetti is sent flying, and lands onto them, and they smell the meat balls and they have gone bad, and have affected the rest of the pasta.
Everyone else notices them, and are confused, and this has Lincoln and Jordan wondering. 'Either those two were up to something, or they wanted to take some food without even paying for it.'
Sid and Dennis come in with some bandages after the dodge ball crossfire they got into, but they see the Bravura Twins race off, and look messy. "Huh, I wonder what the heck happened to them, also why do they smell like rotten meat?"
Dennis then looks around and scans the meatballs. "It seems that they're plans have backfired, and the meat balls have gone bad, and even the oregano. Convenient, and we didn't even need to stop them."
The duo head to the others, to enjoy lunch with their friends, and also for Sid to tell them about the new modifications she added to the brand new Breakfast-Bot.
(Time skip, after school.)
The bell rings and everyone leaves the school, all looking forward to what they can do back home, even though some have homework to deal with, while others look forward to the talent show tomorrow. The Bravura Twins are waiting, and hiding in the bushes for when Lincoln Loud or Jordan Rosato to come out, and they both don't look pleased.
They're plans have backfired, and both have been through way too much trouble, and they don't wanna fail this one. "Alright, so if Lincoln Loud comes out from there, then we pull the rope, and he will be snagged in the hidden trap" replied Sarah. "He will be sent around the school and through a whole world of hurt as he hits everything."
Scott then continues. "He will then be launched over the school and land onto the flag pole, from his underwear, and stuck there with a painful wedgie, and then a flag will rise up and it will say that Jordan Rosato did this, but if Jordan comes out instead, then we do the same to her, but with a flag that says Lincoln Loud did this."
Sarah smirks. "And to make things worse..." they spot Luna Loud waiting by her car, and talking with her is Jesse Rosato. "They're parents are here, to bear witness everything and the hate will run deep. There is no god damn way that this plan would ever fail!"
"Here comes... Both?" Scott and Sarah see both Lincoln and Jordan come out. "Dang it, we didn't have a plan for both."
"Who cares? What matters, is that they both suffer!" Sarah pulls the rope, but nothing happens to them and they watch as Lincoln and Jordan head over to their mom's, they tell them how they're day has been going and then they head into the respective vehicles and drive off back home.
"Wait, what?!" Sarah is confused. "What the heck happened? What happened to the trap?!" she pulls the rope again, but then both twins are pulled by their own trap, and they're legs are tied by the same lasso.
The Bravura twins hit several trees, they pass by some bushes and are attacked by angry squirrels and raccoons, and then Scott and Sarah are pulled into the dumpster and are covered in nasty spaghetti and leftovers from the cafeteria, and then launched out and land onto a trampoline, and then sent flying over the school.
The Bravura twins land at the flag pole, but are snagged by their underwear, and both scream as they are now stuck, wedgied to the top, and then a flag rises up and it says. "Romance and Love will rise and conquer!"
Sarah screams in anger, but Scott whimpers at this pain, and everyone below takes some photos of this, and both Sid and Dennis are so confused. "What the heck just happened? Also, Sarah wears 12 is Midnight underwear?"
They all don't know, Dartrix is on the top of the school, and he snickers at what he did. Dartrix then flies off, following the purple Ferrari, headed back to the Loud House.
To be continued in the next chapter everyone.
A/N: That felt good to make, and also reminded me of "A Sparing Relationship" when Leslie Silver tied to get Lincoln with some plans, classic. I hope you all enjoyed reading this newly posted chapter guys.
Date made: 7/25/22 – 7/26/22.