Sell you a Bridge

by MalcolmTent6730

Have you ever gotten an email telling you you've won a free cruise? Or one for a work out that will get you ripped in ten days? Wouldn't it be crazy if those offers were legit? Well for Morgan O'Malley they can be. Spam becomes real life when his meta powers finally manifest. Hopefully the perks of the super life aren't false advertising.

30. Chapter 30

New Genesis December 30th 2010 11:00 PM EDT

The armored gods in the air looked fucking awesome. Their weapons were terrifying, blowing holes in the advancing lines of bio-freaks spilling from the hole like firemen putting out a blaze with a hose. Once that first one went down Wally got Artemis up and out of there, moving faster than I'd ever seen him go before. A haze of lightning crackled around him, not Artemis's lightning either, though as he held her I saw her purple lightning flicker out and mix with his electricity, seeming to make him almost vibrate with even greater speed.

Despite the nearly endless flood of bio-freaks spewing from the cave the armored guards demolished them with almost no problem. I briefly wondered what kind of fuel these guys were packing that let them blast that much, but then I remembered this entire world was populated by literal gods so the armored suits were probably fueled by the hopes of orphaned children or something. I could totally see them using something weird like that as a power source. Or maybe I was projecting because Zee and I had watched Monsters Inc a few weeks ago.

Regardless I was pretty damn glad they'd showed up because we had drastically underestimated the number of these things that were down there. My clones had seen like a dozen tops, but they must have had like subtunnels or something because there was ten times that many dead on the ground and they were still coming. Granted I still had some tricks up my sleeve. Once we were out a Ghostly Wail probably would have smashed them all like the bugs they were, but still, it was nice not to have to waste all that energy.

The Monitors touched down as they finished their slaughter, approaching the group, but specifically heading over to us. Considering we were the only humanoid beings not bare ass naked and covered in tattoos it wasn't exactly tough to spot which of these things was not like the other. The leader of the Monitors stopped in front of us. "Greetings travelers! We witnessed your heroic rescue of the captives! It is an honor to have such brave souls visit our world. May I ask from whence you hail?"

I was surprised to hear that they knew we weren't from here, but I figured they either had scanning tech that worked like my aura vision or our entrance had made some noise. Either that or they could just tell we weren't from Supertown and used process of elimination since we obviously weren't natives. I got the feeling visitors from off world were just more common here. Either way I smiled, offering my hand. "I'm Random, this is Zee, Neith, and Kid Flash. We just arrived from Earth and were on our way to Supertown. We were hoping to find the Forever People?"

We'd agreed to use cape names here, mostly because Wally's was way more likely to catch the attention of the Forever People if they heard it, and I preferred not to give out my real name in any case. Sadly Zee didn't have a cape name, but since she went by a single letter, it had basically the same effect. I couldn't think of what possible circumstances would lead to someone hearing "Zee" and assuming it stood for Zatanna, so she should be pretty safe with the nickname she already had.

The Monitor's aura brightened with enthusiasm. Which was painful because literally every fucking entity on this planet already gave me sunspots just to look at, but I dealt with it. Still, he clearly recognized the name and they were obviously well liked. "The Forever People are great travelers and warriors! If you are friends of theirs it is no wonder you would stop to aid those in need! We can bring you back to Supertown with us of course. Last tidings of the Forever People have them off world on their travels, but you are welcome to wait for their return!"

I winced but hey, waiting for a ride was better than stranded forever. I made sure to smile gratefully regardless. "We would really appreciate that. I'm afraid our methods of transport are a bit unsuited to your planet's...expansive terrain." Which was the nicest way I knew to say that their giant nonsense exo-planet was too fucking big to be reasonable. It didn't seem like a good idea to taunt our hosts though.

I cleared my throat to draw attention to their suits. "Will you be able to transport us? I've heard tales of your Whiz Wagons, and I wasn't sure if you came here in one of those or if you flew with your armor." I really didn't relish the thought of being princess carried at Mach twenty. Worst case we could take the paths the natives mentioned, I was sure our new Monitor friends wouldn't mind taking the scenic route if they wanted to escort us.

Luckily it wasn't an issue. The lead Monitor laughed. "Of course! Our armor is suited for short range engagement. Our transport shuttle floats above us in the cloud cover. As for Whiz Wagons, they are somewhat out of date among the upper echelon of New Genesis, though their use is common in some of the lower sections of the city." He waved to us, gesturing up to the sky and calling down a giant space ship for us to climb aboard. "Come, we wish to hear of your adventures. The Forever People are elusive, but their stories are legendary in the taverns of Supertown!"

We stepped onboard the shuttle, a large metallic craft with opening on both sides for the Monitors to board through, and waved goodbye to the natives. Little Naka waved back from her mother's arms, and I felt my heart fill with warmth. Maybe Zee and Wally weren't completely wrong about the whole hero thing. It did feel nice to offset some of my bad karma now and then. I wasn't planning to give up stealing, I had way too much fucking fun, but still, maybe doing the occasional good deed wasn't a huge imposition.

Once we were inside a barely visible energy film sealed off the sides of the transport and we rose into the air before shooting off into the distance. Looking out the carrier as we moved was...jarring. The world was speeding by at such an insane clip it was hard to track, but there was no wind or noise or even a shudder in the floor. It felt like we weren't even moving but looked like we were going mach fifty.

I didn't look away though, I just stared out the open side of the carrier, taking in the blurring scenes in amazement. Especially one we got close enough that I could see Supertown. I knew theoretically how big the place was, but seeing it get bigger and bigger the closer we got was mindblowing. I kept expecting it to stop increasing in size as I got closer, but it never did. Zee walked up next to me, tucking herself under my arm to watch alongside me as we approached.

It took maybe an hour to make it there, and based on previous distances I was almost afraid to ask exactly how fast we had been going just now. The Monitors had been chatting with Wally about the Forever People, since he was the only one who had actually met them anyway, and luckily didn't see the need to bother us while we enjoyed the view. I was pretty sure they thought it was funny watching the yokels have a conniption fit over something that they saw pretty much every day.

We touched down on a sort of landing pad location at the edge of part of the city and Monitors escorted us off the transport cheerfully. I was slightly wobbly as I stepped off, and the green armored leader I'd taken to referring to in my head as Monitor Prime stepped up and slapped me on the back. "An interesting trip, eh friend? Since none of you have a place to stay while you wait I can take you to a nearby Inn if you like. I know the owner of a place nearby where you might find lodging and do some odd jobs."

I smiled at him thankfully, we had no money or idea where the hell we were. Well, I had points to use for getting us things from my power, but accruing those to the levels we needed would be slow. A bit of income would probably help speed things up a ton, since all the best money scams required some kind of investment. Slow starts like my briefcase winnings when I first got my powers would take a while to bear fruit. Speaking of fruit, I wanted to look into those divine fruits I'd seen on my email, so I asked the Monitor as he led us to "Old Stanga's" Inn.

I told him I'd heard one of the Forever People mention divine fruit and asked if there was a place near here to get it because it sounded delicious. His aura flared with annoyance. "No. Divine fruit is rare and precious. It increases the power of a gods mantle or purifies bloodline if they're half mortal, but it's almost extinct. We have a problem in the city with counterfeit fruits being marketed to low level gods as a miraculous opportunity and despite the Divine Guard cracking down we haven't managed to stamp it out."

That was all the confirmation I needed, but something else caught my attention. "Wait, the Divine Guard? I thought you guys were the guards? Monitors of New Genesis and all. What's the difference between the two? If it's not a problem for me to ask." Last thing I wanted was to step on some inferiority complex and alienate one of the only current links we had to the people who could get us home.

The Monitor chuckled. "It is fine. The Monitors guard New Genesis from Apokolips in time of war, and from the Bug People and Bio-freaks in time of peace." Which was another odd thing. I'd heard Wally talking to them earlier and it turned out the bio-freaks had built in armor, but they weren't the ones who lived in the bug mounds we'd seen. The bug people were a sentient race that shared the surface with the Primitives, which was what the residents of Supertown called the natives we met.

He continued as we made a turn down an oddly quaint cobbled path. "The Divine Guard serve the Highfather himself, and are the peacekeepers of the city and the last line of defense in case of invasion. They are powerful warriors with mighty weapons and armor." He seemed to have plenty of admiration for the Guard, but before I could ask more about them we stopped in front of a small metal and wood building. Unlike the skyscrapers it was made of a copper material, while the mid sized structures seemed to be forged of silver. He turned to me, gesturing at the building. "This is Old

Stanga's place. He should be out back, I'll go speak to him about your stay, you head inside and get checked in."

So we did. I had to admit I was excited to be clean and sleep in a real bed again. Camping is fun and all, especially with cheating spatial storage, but I missed the creature comforts of modern society. Hell maybe their creature comforts were better. I wondered if there was a god of beds somewhere in town selling S tier mattresses to all the highest ranking gods so they could sleep like babies.

The check in passed quickly once we told the girl at the desk a monitor sent us and she got us registered for a pair of rooms and sent us upstairs to get settled. I was excited to use their shower, which each room was equipped with be default, and my hands were almost shaking as I unlocked the door, pushing it open to reveal...a girl. A very familiar girl, sitting on the bed with her knees up, she smiled as I walked in. "There you are, I've been waiting for ages. Come on in, we have a lot to discuss." Said Del, who could break the laws of reality.

New Genesis December 31st 2010 12:00 AM EDT

Del looked up at me with that same hazy, absent expression and suddenly she was wearing a small paper party hat and blowing a noise maker. She didn't put them on, they just literally appeared from one blink to the next. She blew the noisemaker with a smile. "Happy new year!" I blinked, not entirely sure what the fuck was even happening as I stared at the very powerful and mysterious entity I hadn't seen in months.

Zee pulled me inside the room and shut the door, glancing from Del to me, and clearly feeling the mixture of wariness and interest through our tantric connection. She cleared her throat. "Hello. Happy new year. You have me at a bit of a disadvantage. I'm Zee, Morgan's girlfriend. Who might you be?" Del had already gone through about a dozen different faces before she finished talking so I was pretty sure she knew who this was. I'd told her about our last meeting, but formalities are a big deal to higher beings.

Del giggled. "Oh I like her! I'm Del. It's nice to meet you Zee. At least this version of you. Some of the other's are unpleasant. I'm glad you didn't end up with that terrible Necro man in this universe. You seem very happy with Morgan." She clapped her hands. "Well, pleasantries out of the way I don't have long. The new year is a bit of time of flux, so I'm cheating just a touch, but I can't stay long."

I nodded. The last time we met was in her little world when I was unconscious. I'd never seen her show up in front of me so it made sense it was a special thing. She cleared her throat as if ready to recite a speech, then paused, looking lost. "Hmmm. What was I going to say? It was something important I know. I'm so many people so often it can be hard to remember what plans I had for the me I was when I'm not the me I am." Her eyes lit up as she seemed to remember. "Right! Don't go home!"

I blinked. I had expected lots of things from her. But that wasn't one of them. "What do you mean don't go home? We have to go home! We can't just live here from now on! Why wouldn't we go home? Will something bad happen if we do?" I had to admit having my crazy superpowered...what? Fairy godmother? Tell me not to go back to Gotham was jarring in a pretty big way. What did I even do if I never went home? It was insane to even think about.

She giggled waving her hands. "No, no. I don't mean never go back. I mean don't take the mother box." She pursed her lips, flicking her eyes upward before her mouth firmed. She nodded to herself. "I'll have to be direct. I can manage for a few minutes, especially when the rest of the world is in flux like this. When you came through that portal you ascended to a higher realm. You know about that right?"

We nodded and she smiled. "Well, the residents of this realm are...different. Coming here the way you did changed you, made you more of what you were and a bit of something else. It prepared you for things that are coming. You've already seen a bit of it with your friend. His connection to what he's meant to be is growing stronger. The mother box will undo that change, it'll reverse the ascension. Make you lesser again."

Ok, that made a bit of sense...kind of. But that didn't tell us how to go about getting home then. I raised my hands helplessly. "Can you give us directions back to Earth then? I mean being ascended beings sounds neat and all but if we can't use the mother box how do we get home? It's not like passages to the Sphere of the Gods grow on trees or anything. Do you have another option?"

Her face took on a satisfied smirk. "I do. Earth is technically part of the Magiclands, which exist in the Sphere. The Rock of Eternity connects the Magiclands, and you can use it to travel from here to there if you can find one of the entrances. The Forever People are traveling adventurers so I think they can help you find an entrance." Her head jerked up, her eyes narrowing with a curse. "Damn! Time's up. See you around you two. Have a great year." And then she was gone.

I just blinked at the bed. Turning to look at Zee I saw the same baffled expression on her face. With a sigh she walked out of the room and across the hall, knocking on the door and bringing Artemis and Wally back. I caught the two of them up on what had transpired, though Wally need some background on Del, not that we had much, but once we were finished filling them in they looked as confused as we were.

Wally in particular seemed torn between intrigued and annoyed. "So she said something about me? My connection to what I meant to be? What does that even mean?" He kicked a small basket on the floor. "Man, I hate when inscrutable entities don't say what they mean. It's always cryptic nonsense. Nobody ever draws you a diagram." He turned to look at us. "So...do we trust her? If the Forever People have another way home I don't see much difference in using it that."

I nodded, he wasn't wrong. "Yeah. She seems like she's ok. Plus Teague seems to trust her and he's a good guy. Plus like you said we have to wait for them anyway. Might as well take the advice she obviously worked hard to get us. A slightly longer trip isn't that big a deal as far as I'm concerned." Hell given the way we left things it might be better. Us being gone might mean mom and the others could get through the aftermath without the League breathing down their necks.

I was almost positive that Robin at least had put together our identities. He knew Artemis personally from school, and knew she spent time with Reggie and I. Once he saw her face figuring us out would have been child's play. I was most worried about Reggie being left behind, but Jim would look out for him, and he still had access to the island and he had Bette to lean on. With mom being looked after by Gojo I was willing to take some extra time getting home if it would mean we'd be stronger later.

In the meantime we had other things to worry about. "Either way we're stuck here for the moment, so we need to figure out something to keep us busy until the Forever People get back. Speaking of, I had a bit of an idea about that. Artemis, Zee, how have your bloodlines been feeling since we got here? I saw Artemis mix her lightning with whatever was coming off Wally and it seemed to supercharge him was that part of whatever is going on with him or is your bloodline stronger?"

I suspected that since their natures were divine, that thing Del said about becoming more applied to them too. In fact, if I was right, we might have a way to increase their power by using those fruits I'd seen mentioned in my emails. Sure enough Artemis nodded. "Yeah, I've been kind of feeling twitchy since we got here. When my bloodline connected with Wally's power it kind of resonated, and I finally realized that the odd feeling I'd been having since we showed up was from that."

Zee chimed in right after her. "I've been feeling weird too, a bit stronger than normal, metaphysically heavier? But I knew you were worried about my bloodline so I decided a while ago to be careful about trying to increase my connection." I blinked. I'd forgotten about that, I'd decided to trust her to handle that herself, but apparently she'd backed off because she thought I wanted that. Given the fact that she followed my lead on the whole murdering enemies thing that kind of made me feel like an asshole.

I stepped up and took her hands. " I trust you. I know you can handle it, and I'm sorry if it seemed like I doubted you before. In fact, I think we can improve your bloodline with some of the resources we have here and maybe even help you ascend to become an actual goddess." I turned to Artemis. "You too I guess, though I honestly feel like giving you any more power would be a mistake. God knows you hassle me enough as it is." I winked at her and dodged as she tried to shoot me with a lightning bolt, but she was laughing as she did it.

Artemis just rolled her eyes once she realized she couldn't hit me. "Oh whatever, you would be lost without me anyway. I'm honestly surprised you haven't blown yourself up or something by this point. You almost never have any idea what you're doing. Though to be fair, no one else ever does either, so at least you have that going for you." She giggled. "Your reputation has been getting a bit out of hand back home among those in the know. Did you know when I was on one of my fact finding missions I heard someone claim you can summon crows? How does that even relate to your powers?"

I smirked at that. "Yeah, I do my best to stay mysterious. Helps scare off the challengers. I hadn't heard any rumors of new powers or anything. But hey if they want to start claiming I can do things I can't I'm not going to argue. Plus I kind of get it. All the dark themes and now the death stuff, though admittedly they didn't know about that yet. Plus the wings. I could see crow summoning being one of my abilities." I snickered. "How would I even do that. Just gesture to the air and yell crow. Maybe say it in latin or something." I adopted a faux serious mystic posture. "Corvus!"

And I froze stock fucking still when a CROW appeared on the end of my hand. I stared. Artemis stared. Zee stared. Wally wasn't really up on my powers so he didn't really stare but he seemed a little surprised and he joined in when they all looked at me in shock. I stared at my hand. At the living, not made or darkness, not devil magic conjured not ghostly crow that I definitely shouldn't have the power to make. I closed my eyes. Twelve thousand nine hundred ninety points.

I blinked. "I...I shouldn't be able to do that. I don't have that power. That's not one of my abilities." I knew it wasn't because I had a perfect memory and knew exactly what I'd bought and when. I couldn't be more specific about things because Wally didn't know how my power worked. But I knew how it worked, and it wasn't like that. I had to spend points to buy new abilities. I didn't just develop them out of nowhere. Right?

Was this the only power I had that I didn't know about? How had I gotten it? Was it just because people told stories about me having it? That didn't seem to fit with the whole spam thing at all. But then, what did I actually know about my power? I didn't know where it came from, I barely knew what it did. I swallowed and stared at the crow on my hand. Aside from getting those fruits for the girls so they could get stronger and possibly helping Wally with his thing I had a new goal in mind for what I could do while I was here. I needed to find out what the fuck my power actually was.

December 31st 2010 New Genesis 11:00 AM EDT

The major issue I ran into the next morning with researching my power was...how to do it. It wasn't like I hadn't been curious before. But there were no clues or leads to follow. Our best bet would be to follow the only trail we had at the moment, the new power that had popped up without me paying for it. Unfortunately that power originated in Gotham from what Artemis said, a place we were completely cut off from at the moment.

Which left me back at square one. Which was a shame because I'd been pretty excited to find out more, but luckily I had other things to worry about. First off I wanted to plan some kind of romantic evening with Zee tonight as per our plans from before we got to Supertown, except better because there would be bathing. Not during the evening itself, though admittedly the idea of showering with my busty sex elf beloved was hardly something to complain about.

Before any of that though I decided to act on the plan I'd made before I went to bed, I fished out my phone and ordered myself three divine fruits. Three was the number included in the email (for ten thousand points mind you) but the girls only needed two and I was hesitant to ingest anything with the word divine in it given my devilish nature, so I would probably be passing it to Wally.

With midnight's points boost I was still sitting at a comfy thirty five hundred points after the big purchase, so I wasn't too worried though I resolved to look into local dark magic scams to see if I could find something compatible. The closest thing I'd seen was some stupidly expensive scam offering me the secrets of the "anti-life equation" whatever the fuck that was. Still it was like billions of points so I didn't even bother looking into it. I'd never been a fan of window shopping.

The fruits showed up within a minute or two, as per usual there was a knock at the door. Zee was still sleeping. We'd been too exhausted last night for sex, the mental toll of all the revelations and emotions combined with having finally been able to relax after so long in the wilderness leaving us drained, but it had been indescribably nice to wake up in bed with her, cuddled together and with a face full of lavender and chamomile scented hair she HAD to have used magic on to get that scent on an alien planet.

Luckily my girl could sleep like the dead so she just groaned and rolled over, covering her head with a pillow. I opened the door and picked up the box, carrying it in and shutting the door behind me. The box was about two feet by a half foot and made of dark wood with intricate carvings all over it. I could tell just from holding it that whatever was inside was powerful, important, and unfortunately fucking useless to me. Since I hadn't gotten them for me though that worked out fine.

I unhooked the latch and levered the box open, having to tug a bit because the wood had expanded from moisture and the top was stuck. There were little flakes of dirt there too, and I remembered the email mentioning that this was a lost treasure of the scammers family that had been dug up recently. The email had also required the New Genesis equivalent of banking information and social security, but since I didn't exist in any of their systems I handed that over with no issues. Even if the scammer actually got it it wouldn't do shit for them here anyway.

Once I got the box open I was stunned by the fruits. They were gold, which considering the legends about divine fruit wasn't a shock, but more importantly they were...powerful. The gold color was glowing, pulsing with an unearthly light in a steady and soothing rhythm that was eerily similar to a heart beat. The smell that wafted up from them was enough to make my knees weak, and even from across the room I saw Zee start to stir at the scent from under her pillow.

She sat up sleepily, eyes still closed and breasts bouncing very pleasantly in the sunlight of the shuttered window and sniffed a few times. I picked up a fruit, noting with interest how warm it felt in my hand, and walked over to sit down by her side on the opened one eye slowly, looking at me. "Wuzzat?" I snorted. Zee was usually pretty alert in the morning, but that was only when waking up on her own. When she was roused she was as groggy and pissed of as a drunk wolverine.

I held the fruit up under her adorable button nose, which wrinkled as she scented the divine food and she sniffed a few more times. "it's a divine fruit. We talked about it last night, it'll make your bloodline more po-" She didn't bother to wait for me to finish, she just chomped down on the thing. The juice dripping down her lips and onto her topless form was incredibly enticing, but I forced myself to stat focused. "That works. Eat up."

She moaned in enjoyment taking another bite, and before long she was holding my wrist, eating the thing out of my hand until there wasn't even a core and then sucking the juice off my fingers with increasing levels of ecstasy. I admit I may have had some impure thoughts during the process. By the time she finished she was wide awake, and her eyes were glowing with power. The usually crystal blue orbs were flickering with a deep violet glimmer like I was looking at a pair of tesla coils. Her breathing was coming fast and hard as the glow got brighter and brighter, her eyes unblinking.

I was having some trouble focusing, I'm not going to lie. But the sparks of purple lightning that started licking up from her skin fixed that problem pretty much right away. Her eyes were fixed on me, but barely focused. "Morgan? I feel...nice." Her pupils were blown wide within the shifting aurora of purple lightning that was her iris, and she looked like she was swaying slightly.

I silently cursed whoever had originally come up with the legends surrounding these fruits, because why in the fuck would a super powerful magic level up fruit make get you high? That said I took my now waster girlfriend who was currently undergoing minor apotheosis by the elbows and sat her down on the bed. The electricity started to build and her eyes got brighter and I admit I started to panic a bit, until I had a thought.

Dumping five hundred points into my shadow skill and bloodline I shifted into my void form and then reshaped myself into a layer of armor around her. She giggled at the feeling but didn't resist or fight back at all and when I was done my body was isolating her from the world around her. I was glad I'd done it too, because I could literally feel the pulses of points flowing in as the sparks jumped, and the energy coming off her was fucking DENSE.

It was also building, the sparks increasing in bursts and her body started letting off true lightning strikes, not small ones like she normally used in battle either, like the kind that came from the sky in the middle of a hurricane. The strikes got stronger and closer together until finally the building energy climaxed in an explosion of power that made even my head spin with a rush of adrenaline.

Once I was sure she was ok I resumed my human form and picked her up, setting her on the bed. I closed my eyes and whistled at the twenty two thousand points I was now packing. Damn, I'd have to wait to see exactly what that had done but the side effects were impressive. I'd have to tell Wally and Artemis to be careful when they did theirs. Maybe go down to the surface or something. I wasn't sure what the fruit would even do to Wally, but that was what experiments were for, and besides no one said he HAD to take it.

Zee stirred a bit on the bed, waking up again after having passed out from her upgrade. Amusingly this time she seemed to wake up like she'd slept the full night and roused on her own, all drowsy smiles. I couldn't resist leaning down to kiss her awake and she giggled at the attention. She looked...amazing. I mean she had always looked amazing. She was a solid ten as a normal person, than a solid ten thousand as a sex elf, but this was...she was beauty personified, gorgeous and clearly more than she had been before.

I grinned at her. "So...how's it feel to be...what? A goddess? Demi goddess? You would know better than I would." I was annoyed that I didn't have that damn character sheet with me. I'd stopped carrying the thing around after we all hit max level and it was sitting in my end table at home on the island. Still, there had been some big change because her aura was massively different.

She chuckled at that. "Demi goddess. For now. It's hard to explain. I could feel the bloodline before, but it was always separate, something i could stimulate and access but that was separate from who I was. Now it's a part of me. Not all of me, my blood is still pretty thin, but I'm not a heavenly punishment elf anymore. I'm about ninety percent heavenly punishment elf and ten percent heavenly punishment goddess. It feels weird, but not bad. Plus I can control my lightning so much better now."

Her voice was smooth and languid and VERY inviting. It was hard to point out exactly what about her was different. Her hair was the same, her eyes were purple and crackling still granted, but everything else was theoretically the same as before, but she just looked so much more...real. Like the old Zee had been a knock off of this Zee and someone had switched the forgery for the real thing, and the reality of her was beautiful. I could feel it through our bond too, that tantric connection having changed when she did.

It felt stronger and more alive. I imagined being part sex goddess had enhanced that particular magic, and the feeling of us resonating the way we were was intoxicating. She could see it too, I saw her bite her perfect lower lip as she stared at me hungrily, and I leaned forward to kiss her again. This time there was nothing soft or casual about it, her lips pressed to mine with crushing force as she pulled me down onto the bed with her.

I grinned up at her as she rolled me over, straddling me. "So, I take it our new years celebration is started early? I wanted to give the other fruits to Wally and Artemis, but I suppose I could wait until we stop for a break. I have to admit I'm curious of this new upgrade ramps up our tantric ritual at all." The power would be nice, but honestly I was more excited to see how much her new nature would improve the sex.

She leaned down to kiss me again hungrily, seemed to suck the air from my lungs as I felt her press against me, and out of the corner of my eye I saw the runes from the tantric ritual we used start to glow that same purple that her eyes were still flickering. As I slid my hands up her back to sink them into her pillowy ass and yank her against me I lost track of the details though. The time for thinking was over. Time to start doing.

December 31st 2010 New Genesis 12:00 PM EDT

I almost groaned in disappointment when Zee pulled away from our kiss, trying to hold onto the that wonderful bubbly ass of hers to no avail as she leaned back. She gave me a wicked smile. "Lay down and don't sit up. You're always fucking me into a squealing mess baby, it hurts my pride as a sex elf. Let me do the fucking this time." The heated stare mixed with her swaying breasts, flat stomach and strategically clinging thong as she sat about my lap made arguing seem stupid, so I nodded.

Her naughty smile turned into a sinful grin, showing off more of her pearly while teeth as she leaned back to rest on her palms, arching her back to thrust her tits out proudly while still leaving her ass pressed against the front of my pants. Then she started to move. Nothing big or flashy, just tiny circles of her hips. I felt her ass cheeks swallow my cock even through my pants, the sensation wonderful as I got to enjoy some of the most perfect breasts I'd ever seen from only a foot or two away.

Sadly my view of my beloved's bouncing breasts was lost as she swung a lag over my hips, somehow making it seem like part of the motion she'd been using to stroke me, and I was presented with that generous rump I couldn't get enough of. Zatanna mewled as she felt my cock pressed against that delicious little twat of hers through our clothes, but she didn't stop her tight little hip swing, just grinding against me nice and slow. "Do you know the biggest change when I became part god baby?"

She looked over her shoulder at me, glancing back like she had a dirty secret that I needed to beg her to share. She gave a lazy, wicked smile when she saw how tongue tied I was. "It's how I think about sex. I used to thing that the sexual part of my powers was an outlier, just a dirty little perk that got slapped on as an afterthought, but I was wrong. Sex and battle are both part of my nature. Artemis leans more towards the latter, but I have to admit, I'd rather fuck than fight." She sped up her movements a bit, making me groan.

She whimpered with me, clearly feeling it and loving it. "My bloodline is the power of a goddess of life and death, sex and bloodshed, and all I've ever used it for is hurting people." She reached down under us and untucked my cock from my pants before holding a hand up in plain view and conjuring a small cluster of sparks on her hand. Then, slowly, she reached down and wrapped that delicate sparking hand around my dick.

My muscles fucking locked up. Not from pain, but from pleasure. Zee's voice was honeyed and needy. "Do you feel it baby? I've never been able to use the lightning in combat like Artemis, but I've never needed to. It's for you love, this isn't combat magic, it's the electricity between us made manifest." He hand felt so good I could barely think. Small and soft and cool against my dick as she worked every inch perfectly. Not just from experience with jerking me off, but because the power heightened every touch to insane levels.

I watched her ass move just a bit as she jerked me off, but finally she stopped with a teasing smirk. "But my hands aren't the park of me that makes your balls tighten or wraps that fat cock up so nice and snug are they." She lifted her hips, selling the sopping entrance of her pussy on top of my exposed dick, sliding her panties aside as she worked her way down me. I watched purple sparks dance along her cunt for about three seconds before my eyes rolled up as I entered an entirely new world.

My hands clamped down on her fat ass as she worked me into her an inch at a time, moaning and shuddering on my cock as her electric pussy fucking writhed on my dick. As much as normal voltage would hurt, i felt each tiny zap of electricity as that much pleasure. Only my recently acquired bodily control via my insane Vitality saved me from splattering the inside of my lover with the contents of my very pent up balls. Zee's head was thrown back in ecstasy. "Fuck baby do you feel it? This is how it should feel when we connect. This is what we should have been getting all along."

She withdrew her cunt from me, bracing those smooth plump thighs on either side as she got her feet under her slightly for leverage and then started to bounce on my dick. The electricity mixed with the heat and the soaking grip of her pussy was mind blowing, and watching her fat ass climb up and then swing back down was almost mesmerizing enough to distract from that ice cream booty of hers. Almost. still as I stared at her fat jiggling cheeks and tried to ignore the heaven riding my cock she started to speed up.

Up and down she worked my cock, faster and faster, electricity ramping, pussy clenching ass cheeks clapping as she fucked me. Her hips were fucking flying, her cunt working me from tip to balls within a second on each swing as the lightning and the pleasure and the speed built and built in both of us. I was able to hold it back with my unearthly stamina, but I was much less restrained externally. On the next upswing I brought my hand down in a hard slap on one of her cheeks.

The blow to her ass was mesmerizing to watch. My hand caved in that perfect jiggly orb of assmeat right at the top of my cock, impacting with a sharp crack and forcing her back down my dick to the base with a scream of glee as she squirted out an orgasm on my lap. She was made of sterner stuff though because she kept swinging, meeting my slaps at the top of my dick only to be smacked all the way down my cock, bouncing up and down my dick like a ping pong paddle her pussy clenching and squirting with every new thrust.

The craziest part was that her cunt got more and more amazing as she kept cumming, the electricity seeming to feed on her orgasms and feeding back to me in an insane cycle of pleasure as we fucked frantically. I felt like there were stars exploding behind my eyes and even my ghostly power made it hard to hold back after a while. My balls started to clench as that magic pussy surpassed even my unearthly control and I finally came, roaring as I unloaded weeks of pent up frustration into Zee, my hands going to her hips and holding her down so I could blow my load as deep as possible.

She screamed, gleefully squealing as that ramping electricity between us burst, creating a sort of resonance that made both of us fucking explode with the biggest most powerful orgasms we'd ever had. Zee slumped forward, leaking so much cum it looked like someone had turned on a fire hose inside her. She was still impaled on my cock and looking at her slumped over on my like that was so hot I started to get hard again. She felt me stir and giggled. "Ohhh, again baby? You need more already?"

I grinned at her and slapped her ass lovingly, getting a little shuddering moan. She smirked at me, her electric purple eyes lighting up a bit in sudden wickedness. "I can barely feel my pussy anymore. But hey, new year, new hole. Wanna try putting it somewhere different?" My brain came to a screeching halt as I looked at the huge gorgeous ass I spent about half my time thinking about. I ran a thumb between her cheeks, playing with her asshole a bit and she giggled, shaking it back at me.

Since I was still inside her that got a moan from me. She looked smug. "I've been putting it off you know. Letting you stuff that monster cock up my back door. I know you've been dying to get it in there, but its so big and my poor little asshole is all tight and unused." She leaned forward, still on me, and spread her cheeks, exposing her cute little winking asshole. "But with my the new trick I learned any pain will just make it feel even better, so how about it baby, want to go balls deep in that fat ass you love so much?"

I literally phased through the bed before pushing her down on her stomach. Pulling out of her to back up and stare down of her gorgeous booty shoved up in the air. I swallowed hard. "You sure? I'm gonna have to really hammed it in. Even with the electricity you're gonna have to stretch for me. And once I get in you I'm not going to be able to stop til I'm all the way in your guts. I've been wanting this so bad." I licked my lips, entranced by the image of her with her ass in the air like that.

She giggled. "naelc dna ebul ym thgit elttil elohssa" There was a wave of magic and I saw her as shining with some kind of oil or lubricant. I grinned and pressed the head of my cock to her ass. Then, once I was sure she was prepared, I started to push. I fed her ass an inch at a time, shoving it nice and slow. It was light shoving my cock into a furnace. I felt like she was tight enough to compact a fucking diamond, and she gave a long keening moan as I shoved it into her without letting up.

Her hand snaked down to her well fucked pussy, stroking her clit as she hissed. "Fuck baby, so good. How do I feel? Hows it feel to be in my fat little ass?" As she spoke I felt the flickers of that same fucking electricity coursing down my cock as she diddled her clit her tight little asshole squeezing even tighter. Then I started to fuck. I slammed my hips into her unable to hold back, but she just took it all, squealing in delight, it was fucking amazing. Those fat cheeks cushioned my hips as I drove into her shoving myself into her guts with a grunt for every thrust.

She started cumming again as she frigged her abused little pussy her ass getting tighter and tight as I pounded her mercilessly into the mattress, the combination of the bounce from hitting her ass cheeks, the tightness from her hole, the electricity, the lube, the squealing, squirting orgasms and the thought of finally being inside the ass I'd dreamed about for literally months put me in a sort of trance. All there was in the world was fucking, driving into her and feeling her give under me. I felt our tantric connection strengthen as I became obsessed with what I was currently doing. I'd never wanted anything as bad as I wanted my next stroke into Zee's ass.

I felt like I was possessed and she was screaming in joy loud enough that I suspected she was feeling it too. I felt myself getting close to cumming again and I went harder, feeling her shove back against me like she needed me even deeper. I was pretty sure becoming part god in truth had made her more durable during sex, because if I couldn't feel her through the bond I would have been worried about hurting her. The last vestiges of my control shattered and I finally came a second time, the electricity exploding as I orgasmed so hard I blacked out. Worth it.

December 31st 2010 New Genesis 8:00 PM EDT

I had eventually dragged myself out of bed to hand over the fruits to Wally and Artemis with a warning, but I hadn't been able to resist coming back for seconds, or rather tenths as the case may have been. Zee and I went another dozen or so rounds before we finally broke down and had to stop. Even my endurance had limits and that electricity was potent stuff. Now we were curled up in bed, snuggled together and trying not to groan at the soreness.

Our little marathon session had been rough, even if it had also been incredibly satisfying. My body could take a ton of punishment but Zee's electricity didn't just feel amazing, using it seemed to energize and feed her, which let us go a lot harder and longer than I had expected. I'd been so into it I hadn't even used the tantric ritual to stock up on points because I didn't want to drain the new energy away and spoil our fun.

I pulled Zee against me, resting my chin on her head. "So, is this the romantic new years that you wanted? We still have a dinner tonight and we need to kiss at midnight, as is tradition." I admit my tone might have been a little languid and smug. Between my admittedly absurd dick size and my endless Vitality I was pretty sure there was literally no one alive who could have fucked Zatanna as well as I just did. She certainly seemed happy enough about it when it was happening.

She smirked at me and wiggled back against my body. "It was everything I could have asked for and more. But you realize that even my now partially divine body is going to take a while to recover from what you just did to me. If we're having a new years dinner you're feeding it to me in bed. I'm not dragging my worked over little ass off this mattress for any reason other than sheer necessity. I don't suppose you have a spam email for free meal delivery?"

That...actually wasn't a bad idea. I pulled my phone out of my spacial ring and started scrolling through emails. "Huh." Zee looked at me questioningly. "Apparently all my old scam emails from Earth are still active. I actually can get us food delivery, there's a few new years feast emails claiming to be from big name catering companies. Well..almost. This one says it's from Wayen Enterprises catering. Aside from being pretty sure that isn't a thing they seem to have purposefully misspelled Wayne."

She snickered at that. "Gods, I wonder if anyone ever actually falls for any of these normally? Like they have to work sometimes or they wouldn't keep trying right?" She wasn't wrong, but given how absurd some of the emails were I suspected it was kind of a spaghetti situation. Just throwing everything you could think of at the wall and seeing what stuck. She smirked at me, kissing me quickly to disrupt my thoughts and get my attention back. So, what exactly is our plan for our time here?"

I blew out a breath. "Honestly that's a tough call. Our main priority will be helping you and Artemis make the best use of the divine resources we can find here, not to mention helping Wally with his...whatever is happening to him. Other than that I think we should set up some means of making money. We don't have any cash here at all. I was thinking of building Artemis a smithy nearby if we can get a building. The New Gods seem like the type to be into that kind of thing. Well, the stronger ones might not care for small fry stuff, but we know there are low level gods here."

Zee looked intrigued. "That could be pretty neat, especially with you having access to special materials with your emails. i could help out enchanting the gear too. Granted Artemis will have to work with a handicap since her anvil isn't here, but she only needs magic materials, a magic forge, or magic skills, and even without the anvil she has two of the three. The only problem is figuring out how to make magic items that are up to snuff. I'm pretty sure our old stuff is garbage compared to the tech they have around here."

I definitely got what she meant. I frowned, checking my points total. I was still at three thousand plus, which wasn't enough for much. Checking my email I found an ad for a magic library subscription service giving access "to hundreds of thousands of archived magic tomes of great power". It cost five thousand but I could save up and with access to a magic library I'd be able to learn some solid enchanting with my speed reading ability and perfect recall. I showed it to Zee, enjoying the way her face lit up.

She threw herself at me, locking her lips to mine fiercely. When she pulled back her eyes were burning. "Best new years gift ever!" She bounced in place, very distractingly as it happened, and I grinned, raising an eyebrow. She shrugged. "What? I'm allowed to be excited, it's a whole library of powerful magic books! I've been going crazy with no research to do. Imagine all the new spells I can come up with when I have an entire library of potentially unique magical texts to sift through. Do they send us the actual books?"

I chuckled, reading through the email. "Nope. looks like the library of texts is downloaded onto a tablet and sold at a bulk price. I'm guessing the original scammer didn't want to be bothered coming up with an actual library so he could milk monthly fees from his marks so he set up so he could bulk charge one large purchase. It's over a grand for the tablet, but that's pocket change to me anyway at this point, plus it comes right out of my bank account so it doesn't mean much at the moment."

Zee looked like she wanted to grill me on exactly what books were involved, but she was cut off by a knock at the door. Artemis called from outside. "I don't hear squealing or banging and no one is screaming dirty talk, can I take that to mean you fucking nymphos are finished finally?" I groaned, forcing myself out of bed to stumble over to the door and throw it open in annoyance. Artemis reared back and Wally, who was next to her, covered her eyes at super speed. "Pants, you absolute animal, go put on pants."

I grumbled, turning to head back in and throw on sweats before coming out to glare. "Don't knock on our door when we're celebrating then. What do you want? If you're going to ask me to hold your hand through the process of eating those fruits no thanks. You'll be fine as long as you go somewhere remote." I was tired and slightly sticky right now and had no desire to be standing in this hallway with either of them when I could be snuggling my very warm sex elf in the bed behind me.

Artemis rolled her eyes, which were now visible once Wally removed his hand. "We already did, you ass. You deviants have been banging like a pair of energizer bunnies for nearly eight hours now. We've been waiting to talk out what our plans are, but every time we got up to come in here to talk Nail-me Nancy in there started another act in her rendition of the worlds most pornographic opera." She glared at a lazily smiling Zee who was propped up on one elbow on the bed. My girlfriend had been kind enough to cover her glorious cans so the two of them didn't get a free show, but Artemis didn't seem to appreciate the gesture.

Zee's voice floated out of the room. "Is that judgement I hear sister dear? I can't believe I'm getting kink shamed by a sex elf." She flicked her fingers, slamming the door behind me and stranding me in the hall as she got up to get dressed. Artemis rolled her eyes again, but her aura told me she wasn't really pissed, just impatient to get on with our next move. It was almost sweet seeing her so gung ho. Finally Zee opened the door in yoga pants and a tank top, her mess hair tamed into a ponytail. "Now since you clearly have no sex life of your own, maybe you can tell us what you want."

Artemis actually did seem offended this time. "Whoa! I can throw these hips with the best of them, some of us just prefer to utilize the more strategic aspects of our bloodline." She whirled to glare at Wally. "Why aren't you defending my sex skills? Am I not good enough in bed for you now?" The redhead's eyes widened in terror and I came very close to bursting out laughing, but in the end I owed him for that prank before in the woods.

I cleared my throat. "Let's not and say we did. I don't need to know more about your sex life than I already do. I believe you came to talk plans, so lets shower and head downstairs to eat dinner. We can have a nice new years eve meal together and talk about where to go from here while you two fill us in on what the fruits did." I was actually fucking starving so that plan was a win win for me and the others clearly agreed despite their grumbling.

I pulled Zee back into the room into our private bathroom and washed every single inch of very thoroughly (perhaps too thoroughly considering how long we took) and then met the others back in the hallways dressed in semi formal clothes. The two of them seemed much less annoyed when we reached them, and I made the assumption that they had showered together too, and then we headed down for food.

As we walked I asked Wally. "So did you figure anything out about what's been going on with you, with the lightning and extra speed and stuff?" Del had implies that it wasn't a bad thing, but I was pretty curious why our fourth member had suddenly cranked it up to eleven. He'd demonstrated some pretty crazy speed during our rescue. Just the vibration alone when he was feeding off Artemis in that weird feedback loop had been incredibly impressive. I wasn't sure how much faster he actually was than he had been, given I didn't know what the details of his power was before, but his aura was much more intense.

He exhaled with a laugh. "Oh yeah. More than I expected. After I ate the fruit I had a...weird experience. A sort of vision where I learned some crazy stuff, but it's a long story. I'll dill you in on it after dinner." He grinned sheepishly. "You aren't the only one who's hungry." Luckily Old Stanga covered dinner along with room and board. My plans to order a new years dinner for Zee were kind of out but I felt like a romantic meal for four was less romantic and more awkward.

Stanga got us a seat at a small wooden table and we all plopped down while he brought us dinner. It was nothing fancy, Stanga's inn was a bit rustic, but it still looked great. Spiced wine and meat and cheese with some hearty stew. i wasn't sure why everyone here acted like this was the middle ages when they had tech ten times more advanced than earth but the food was pretty good at least. Finally we finished eating, all full and enjoying the after effects of a good meal. Once we had the food finished I turned to look at Wally and Artemis. "Now, tell us what the hell happened to you guys today."

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