Shin stood in the kitchen of Hatch Potch. He had closed down the restaurant for the day in lieu of Issei's birthday. Asia paced around the kitchen, glancing at the oven every so often. She bit her finger, causing her wings to pop out and flutter in response to her anxiety. He sighed and walked over to her, placing a hand on her head.

"Huh?" Asia looked over to him in slight confusion.

"Calm down, Asia. I'm sure Issei will like your cake. You've been working on it so hard," Shin said, ruffling her hair.

Asia pouted and batted his hand away. "I'm not worried or anything. Jeez, Nii-sa- I mean, Shin-san is worrying for no reason," she said, catching herself before she could finish the title.

Shin smiled, having heard her try to correct herself regardless. "I'm going to go prepare my present for Issei. If he comes over here, remember to tell him not to go home yet."

Asia nodded.

Shin walked out of the kitchen and saw Akeno standing in the empty pub, waiting for him.

"Akeno? Why are you here?" Shin asked.

"Do I need a reason to see a friend?" Akeno asked with a cheeky smile on her face.

"Err…"

"Fufufu, come on. I heard your plan with Asia. I'll help distract Issei. You go do what you need to do, okay?" Akeno said.

"Thanks. But… uh, how are you going to distract him?" Shin asked.

"That's easy. I have this secret weapon known as Buchou's breasts. That should keep him distracted long enough for you to get the party ready. Oh, since we're having it at Issei's house, can you drop my present off there for him?" Akeno asked, pulling a small rectangular package from a magic circle.

"What's in this?" Shin asked.

"This is the full Euphoria set including some DLCs that were never released. I spent a fortune and my entire salary to buy this. I'm just glad Rias's family bought the shrine I live at or else I'd be on the street," Akeno said.

"O…kay. So can you do it?" Shin asked.

"Yeah. Problem is, I have no clue where Issei," Akeno replied.

"Issei said he's at the school running an errand for Rias-senpai. So you can probably catch him over there. I'm pretty sure he won't be done for a while. Rias probably knows I want him out of the house all day," he said.

"Hmm, I think I can help with that. I can ask Issei to give Rias her afternoon shoulder and foot massage," Akeno said, placing a hand on her chin.

"M-Massage?" Shin asked.

"Pfft," Akeno burst out in a fit of giggles, "She doesn't ask for them. I just give them to her when she's stressed. But I might as well make Issei give them to her by twisting the details a little. Just a little. A white lie never hurt anyone."

"Thanks, Akeno! I gotta run! Rin and I have to set up Isse-"

"Rin?" Akeno asked.

"Oh right, my friend Irina. She touched down yesterday. She's waiting for me at the house so I gotta set things up with her. We're gonna be radio silent all day so see ya at the party! If you need anything, Ran and Asia are preparing food. Vivi and Sophia are handling the decorations. Rin and I will handle the surprise."

His phone buzzed. He pulled it out and saw a message from Irina.

Hey, where are you man? I'm in Issei's bedroom already.

He put his phone back in his pocket. "I gotta go. That was her. Talk to you later!" Shin said, taking off down the street.

Akeno watched Shin's retreating back. Irina. That name made her feel uncomfortable. That joyful look on his face whenever he mentioned her name made her chest clench slightly. She shook her head. It was just a passing feeling. Maybe she was a bit hypocalcemic.

"Right, I have to help Shin with this matter," Akeno said. She began walking down the street towards the school to do her end of the bargain.

As she walked, her eyes widened when she sensed something odd pass by her. Akeno quickly turned around and saw a blue-haired girl in a black jacket heading towards Hatch Potch. She sighed. It was just her nerves. Shrugging, Akeno continued on her way down to the school.


"Mou, what took you so long?" Irina leaned on the wall outside Issei's house.

"Hey! Cut me… some… fucking slack! I had to help bake Issei's cake!" Shin said, panting.

"You're out of shape," Irina said.

"Fuck you…"

"Oh, Issei will be doing plenty of that later."

Shin gave her a deadpan stare and sighed. "Come on. Let's set up his bedroom. What did you bring anyway? All you did was send me a text saying you were going to give Issei your virginity for his birthday?"

"Well… um, I did some research," Irina said, walking into the house with Shin.

"The moment you said research, I immediately though-"

"Yes, I watched porn. I watched hours of it," Irina said, cutting his sentence off. "I had to go to a cafe outside of the Vatican because I didn't want Griselda-sensei to see what I was doing."

"So… which website did you use?" Shin asked.

Irina slapped his arm.

"Ow, what the hell? It's a legitimate question!" he said, rubbing his sore arm.

"I'm not telling. Come on. We need to do this while Issei is still at the school," Irina said, heading up the stairs.

"Let's see what you did so-" Shin's voice died in his mouth when he saw Issei's bedroom.

"I got rid of his porn mags since he doesn't need it anymore now that he has me to use as material," Irina said.

Shin said nothing. The room looked like something out of a rom-com or a bad 80's porno. There were rose petals scattered across his room. Issei's curtains had been changed to a rose-colored curtain that blanketed the room in soft red light. On Issei's bedside table was a pair of unlit scented candles with a stack of condoms next to it. On his bed were more rose petals scattered across the blanket and a pair of fuzzy handcuffs were on his pillow.

"Um, what the hell?" Shin said.

"What? Is there something missing? Oh right!" Irina reached into her bag and pulled out a dildo.

"Where the hell did you get that!?" Shin yelled.

"The drug store. Drug stores sell these now," she said.

"But why!?" he asked.

"I read somewhere that toys make the sexual experience more enjoyable and I want to make Issei feel good tonight so I've been practicing on this," Irina said.

"H- How…?"

"Well, for one, whenever Xenovia's asleep, I pull this thing out and-"

"That was a rhetorical question!"

"And I gave you a rhetorical answer."

"You know this isn't very Christian of you."

"I'm only like this with Issei. Besides, you're like a brother to me so I'll tell you what I'm doing too. You're the only other person I can talk to about this besides Issei and well… I don't want to ruin the surprise. Besides, I'm really nervous. I want this to be special before I go back. You keep joking about how Issei and I are dating and we always get mad about it but… I think it's time I stop running from it and embrace my feelings for him. I've loved Issei since we were kids and I'll always love Issei now and forever," Irina said, placing her hand over her heart.

Shin remained silent. A smile appeared on his face. "Did you bring a radio?"

"Huh?"

"I saw on your text that you had a mixtape from your dad. Did you bring a radio? Also, I saw in the box that there wasn't any soundproofing. Do you want me to go buy some?" Shin asked.

"Well, first yes, I do have Papa's romantic mixtape. I borrowed a radio from Oji-san. And second, I don't need soundproofing. When Issei was running off to school, I watched from the window. I need to… assert my dominance," Irina said, clenching her fist.

The heat in the room began to rapidly increase, causing Shin to sweat. He saw the fire flickering at the tips of her hair.

"Okay, okay. No need to burn Issei's house down. I'll go buy some soundproofing just in case," Shin said.


"Alright. Everyone ready?" Shin asked.

They all nodded. Asia stood behind the counter with the cake and a lighter. Sophia was holding a confetti launcher and Akeno had balloons with her. Koneko sat on the couch with a party favor in her mouth and Xenovia stood awkwardly in the corner, wondering if she should leave.

Everyone was there… except for Kiba, Issei, and Rias. Shin knew where Rias was. She was the one leading Issei home from the club. However, none of them knew where Kiba had disappeared to. It annoyed Shin that Kiba had practically vanished on them with no warning. He knew that Issei wanted everyone to be there today. He sighed.

"Shhh! I can hear them!" Sophia said.

"Alright! Lemme turn off the lights!" Shin said, flipping the switch off.

"Buchou, let me get the door."

As soon as Issei opened the front door, the lights switched on and he was showered with confetti.

"Surprise!"

Issei took a step back when he saw everyone come at him.

"G-Guys!?" Issei asked.

Shin walked over and placed a hand on his shoulder.

"Happy 17th Birthday, Issei!"

And so, Issei's birthday party was underway. Issei's parents were passing out food to everyone.

"Our little Issei finally has more girls over. It's been so long! Sophia, Rias, and Asia he had over. Thank you!" Miki said, crying comical tears.

"Okaa-san, don't cry. You're gonna make me cry!" Gorou said, stuffing his mouth with the chocolate cake. "Thish cake is really goof, Ashia-chwan!"

"Er… thank you, Hyoudou-san," Asia said, bowing her head. She grimaced, feeling a heated stare at the back of her head. Asia glanced over her shoulder and saw Xenovia staring at her while stuffing cake into her face. It had been like that all day. Ever since they ran into each other in the hallway, Xenovia had been staring at her. Her presence made her uncomfortable. Shin had said that Irina and Xenovia were exorcists. Were they possibly here to hunt her down perhaps?

A hand on her shoulder made her jump.

"Jeez, you're jumpy. It's a party! Liven up!"

Asia turned around and saw Sophia standing behind her, holding two cups of soda.

"Thanks," Asia said, graciously accepting the cup.

"Asia! This cake is soo good!" Issei said, walking over to her.

A blush manifested on Asia's face. "T- Thank you. I heard that you like chocolate cake," she said with a slight stutter.

"See, I told you he'd like it," Shin said, standing next to him.

"So, who's your friend, Shin?" Issei asked, glancing at Xenovia.

The girl was standing in the corner, picking at her cake intently. Shin felt a bead of sweat run down his head. Xenovia Quarta was largely quiet. Of course, Shin knew why. The girl didn't understand the language spoken here so the two rarely communicated.

"Well, she's from Italy. She came to visit. I don't understand Italian so wanna go keep her company?" Shin asked.

"What about my presents?" Issei asked.

"Well, um…" Shin's mind drifted to Irina. She must have heard everything that was happening downstairs. "Don't you want to meet the new girl?"

"Ara, Shin. If Ise-kun wants to open his gifts, then let him. It's his birthday after all," Akeno said, walking over to the group.

Shin glanced over to Xenovia and saw Koneko making her way over to the girl. The two said nothing, having had an unspoken conversation with merely a glance. Koneko leaned against the wall next to Xenovia and the two began to silently eat cake together.

"Alright, alright. Let's open the presents. Though… do we wait for Kiba?" Shin asked.

"Yuuto hasn't been here all day. I haven't seen him, even at club," Akeno said.

"I'll give my present last. Everyone else can give theirs first," Shin said.

"Hmm, alright. Well, here you go," Akeno said, walking over to the table and grabbing a rectangular package. She handed it to Issei, who looked at her curiously. "Go on, open it." She smiled, confident that he would enjoy her gift.

Issei nodded and ripped the gift-wrapping off. His eyes grew wide in surprise when he saw the gift. "No way! Is this the rare Euphoria collection with the Future DLC!? Only 30 were ever made and no one can find them! The only reason people know this exists is because there's a gameplay channel on the Hub of a guy playing the DLC! How did you get this!?"

Akeno scratched her cheek, remembering what she had to go through to get it. It involved a lot of multiple attempts at bribing the owner, someone attempting to sell it using her body as the price, and ending with the electrocution and memory wipe of said individual. "Oh, you know. Money. I dipped into Rias-sama's college fund to get this… ehehe."

"You did what!?" Rias yelled.

"Ara ara, Rias-sama. You're rich. Surely a couple of… million yen going missing isn't going to hurt you much," Akeno said with an innocent smile on her face.

"Ugh, move Akeno. Issei, I… I noticed that you wanted this so here," Rias said, pulling a big box from a magic circle. "You complained about how your graphics card wouldn't render things properly so I got you this."

"No way, an Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090! Buchou! You didn't have to spend that much on me-"

Rias smiled and placed a finger on his lips. "Think of it as thanks for saving me and… I have one more gift."

"One more? What is it-" Issei was cut off when Rias planted her lips on his. Issei's eyes widened like saucers. He stood there, dumbfounded before he subconsciously leaned into it. After a few seconds, the two pulled apart and Rias smiled.

"Oh… dear," Shin said.

Issei felt a trickle of fear run down his spine. Irina always had a sixth sense for things like this.

"Senpai," Koneko said, walking over. She pulled out a small charm from her pocket and handed it to him. "I made this in my spare time. Happy Birthday."

"K-Koneko-chan!" Issei wrapped his arm around her, causing the girl to struggle in his grip.

"Air! I need air!" she punched him in the gut, knocking all the air from his stomach.

"Ow… worth it!" Issei said, rubbing his gut.

"Hey, Red Dragon."

Issei looked up and saw Riser standing in front of him. Ravel stood next to him with her arms crossed and eyes averted. She had a small blush on her face.

"Here. I got this. It would go great with that eroge and graphics card you just got," Riser said, dropping a box on his lap.

"An Oculus? I have one," Issei said.

"Ah yes but this is the newest model. It's got gloves that simulate touch so…" Riser leaned in and whispered something in his ear.

Steam flew out of Issei's nose and ears. Riser moved back and grinned. Issei held his fist out and the two fist-bumped each other.

"I- I didn't get you this because I wanted to. Brother made me get it," Ravel said, tossing a box onto his lap.

Issei unwrapped it and saw chocolate inside. He grabbed one and popped it in his mouth. His eyes lit up. "Mmmm! This is good!"

"Of course, it would taste good! Do you think I, the Student of the Vermillion Star and Third-in-Line for the position of Marquess, would fall short of good?" Ravel said, puffing her chest out.

"Narcissist," Koneko said under her breath.

"Welp, that just leaves me and Asia. Here ya go, Jailbait," Sophia said, placing a box in front of him. "Took me… some finessing from Uncle but I managed to get this for you."

"A bracelet?" Issei asked, pulling out a gold bracelet with a green gem.

"Yeah, you still can't go past 10 seconds right? This bracelet will absorb some of the strain for you and allow you to stay in Balance Breaker for 15 minutes. Just wear it at all times until your body can handle it. Of course, don't wear it when we train, otherwise, it'll become a crutch," Sophia said.

Issei stared at the bracelet for the longest time before jumping up and hugging Sophia tightly. The girl smiled softly and patted him on the back.

"Thanks," Issei said, pulling away.

"No problem, Jailbait," Sophia said. "I think it's Asia's turn then, Shin's."

Shin nudged Asia forward. Asia yelped. She walked over and shyly pulled out a small box from behind her back. "Um, my gift isn't as fancy as Sophia's or Rias's but like Koneko-san, I made it myself. H-Here." She held the box out, which Issei accepted.

He ripped it open. His eyes widened significantly when he saw it. A photo album. He opened it to the first page and saw a picture of him, Shin, Asia, and Sophia at Hatch Potch.

Asia and Sophia's first day on the Job

He smiled and traced a finger across the photo.

"T-The rest are empty. It's supposed to be for us to make memories so I also got you this camera," Asia said, handing him a second box. "Shin told me that you like photography so I got you this with the salary I saved up."

"Asia… thanks!" Issei said, hugging her tightly.

Asia's face went beet red. The blush on her face was so bright that it would have illuminated the entire sky if not for the sun. Shin walked over and separated the two.

"She's gonna pass out if any more blood rushes to her face," he said, glancing over to her.

Asia still had her hands on her cheek and her face was redder than a tomato.

"Ready for my present?" Shin asked.

"Yeah, where is it?" Issei asked.

"It's in your room. Come on," he said, heading for the stairs.

"My room? Is it big?" Issei asked.

"It's pretty big. I think you'll be surprised at what it is. Very surprised indeed, heh," Shin said, snickering into his hand.

"Are you happy that your ship is finally going to sail? The ship of you who are the sole captain of?" Vivi asked, floating next to Shin,

Yeah. I'm not going to let them skirt around their feelings for the next 12 years! I wanna have a life outside of shipping these two! He replied. He reached Issei's room and placed his hand on the doorknob. "Okay before I open the door, I want you to close your eyes.

"Okay?" Issei covered his eyes.

He heard the sound of the door creaking open, then felt himself being grabbed and thrown into the room. He groaned and turned to see the door slam shut. "Shin! What the hell man!? Open the doo-"

Issei noticed something off as he banged on the door. His room was dimly lit. The lightbulb was off and the smell of vanilla filled his nostrils. A song that he vaguely remembered from his past was playing in the background. Wait… isn't this song, Sergio Mendes Never Gonna Let you Go? He saw a trail of rose petals on the ground, leading all the way to…

Issei gulped. His mouth became dry and his heart pounded in his chest.

On his bed was Irina Shidou. Her hair was down and she had… barely anything on. Her body was wrapped in ribbons, wrapping around her curvaceous body. The ribbons were barely enough to contain her chest and barely covered her crotch. Irina held her breath and looked at Issei nervously.

"H-Happy Birthday, Issei… um, surprise! I'm your present!" Irina said, getting up and walking towards him.

Issei remained frozen and just stared at her. She grabbed his hand, causing him to jolt in surprise.

"I-Irina? This isn't a dream, right? I'm awake," Issei said.

She smiled. Her hand flew to Issei's leg and pinched it hard.

"Ow! Okay! I'm not dreaming. B- But! How! How are you-"

"I flew here for your birthday just to give you this," she said.

"T- This?" Issei asked.

"Issei, I- oh screw it." Irina leaned in and kissed Issei full on the lips, wrapping her arm around his neck.

Issei stepped back in surprise, feeling her weight fall on him. Surprisingly, it felt amazing. A spark of electricity shot through his vein, sending impulses through his body. This feeling of pleasure was nothing like he ever felt before. He leaned in, wrapping his arm around her waist.

Irina was pleasantly surprised when Issei suddenly leaned into the kiss. An involuntary moan of pleasure escaped her lips and the two parted, breathing heavily. A blush stained both their cheeks as the two stood in the candlelight while another romance song played in the background.

Completely overtaken by lust, Irina grabbed Issei's hand and led him to the bed. She laid down and allowed Issei to take in the full sight of her. "Issei…"

Her soft voice activated something primal inside of him. Her plump lips. Her large breasts. Her long legs and wide hips. Her toned stomach. He needed it. He wanted to devour every inch of it until nothing remained pure. He wanted to make her fall into lust until all she craved was him and him only. He was going to mark her as his right now.

His hand drifted to the ribbon that covered her chest and he tore it off. Irina yelped and her hand flew to cover herself. As his hand reached for her bare chest, her image flickered and momentarily became…

Raynare…

The subconscious thought caused fear to flood his brain momentarily and snap him out of his lust. As the fear faded rapidly, his reason began trickling back into his mind and his embarrassment came back in full swing.

"Issei?" Irina asked in concern, covering herself with a blanket. He sat on his bed and leaned forward, sighing.

"Rin… I…" Even now, Raynare still plagued his mind. She was the first girl who ever confessed to him and she ripped his heart out. Even if Issei didn't love her, the fact that she gave him the time of day was enough to reel him in.

"Issei, what's wrong?" Irina asked.

"Am I… good enough for you? You flew all the way here to do this? Are you sure about this? Don't you want to save this for someone you love?" Issei asked.

Irina looked offended by his question and raised her hand. She slapped him in the face. The sound of the smack echoed across the entire room.

"Issei, tell me honestly. What's wrong? Why are you spewing that stuff in front of me?" she hissed.

"I… I told you how I became a devil right?" Issei asked.

"You were stabbed by a-"

"A girl who asked me out."

Irina's eyes widened. Issei never told her that. She looked at him in concern.

"She took advantage of me, Irina. I… You, Buchou… I think even Asia. I want to… I want so badly to say something. I'm not that dense. I can see how those two feel about me but…"

"You don't think it's real," she finished, holding his hand. A bitter smile appeared on her face. That bitch… she's making this harder even after being dead. I swear I will ask for a passage to Sheol and burn your soul myself, Irina thought. Flames flickered at the tips of her hair.

"Even you…"

"Huh?"

"Irina, I… I… do you really want this? You're not just doing this because you feel sorry right?"

*SMACK*

Issei's face turned to the side. His cheek was stinging. Irina had slapped him once more.

"Was this why you were so afraid when you told me you were a devil in our skype call a few weeks back!? I knew something was wrong when I heard you tell me about getting stabbed by a Fallen. Issei, look at me," Irina grabbed his face and pulled it towards her. "I'll say it again and I'll say it forever if I have to."

"W-What?"

"You are my Issei. My one and only Issei. I want no other man other than you. No other man could possibly satisfy me other than you. No man can love me as you do. And I don't want to waste my love on another man other than you. Issei, I know you're hurting. It's only been a few weeks but please… don't shut me out. I will go against Heaven and turn my back on God for you. Even if I were to fall into sin, I'd do it a thousand times for you! So don't think of yourself so lowly! Even if it takes a million years, I'll wait forever for you," Irina said.

Tears brimmed at the edge of Issei's eyes after hearing her speech. "If… If you're really okay with me… then let's do it. I'll try to move forward," Issei said, hugging her tightly. He buried himself in the crook of her neck and savored her warmth.

Irina smiled and patted his back. "I told you, didn't I? I'll gladly sin for you. I'll wait forever for you. Take as much time as you need." She closed her eyes and nuzzled against his head. "Issei- hyaah~!" she yelped, feeling Issei's lips on her neck. "I- Issei…"

"I'm sorry for interrupting our moment but… Irina, I think I'd be okay doing it with you now," Issei said, pulling away to face her.

A loving smile appeared on her face. "Are you sure? I don't want to rush you or anything."

"If it's you, it should be fine," Issei said, kissing her again. Irina moaned into the kiss. Her hands fumbled for his clothes.

Issei raised his arms into the air, pulling away and allowing Irina to take his shirt off.

Her eyes widened and she traced her hand across the scar on Issei's abdomen.

"Hey, I'm fine now…" He tilted her chin upward.

"Dummy, a few minutes ago, it was you who was hesitating," Irina teased. Issei grinned and kissed her again. His hand groped her chest. He marveled at how soft it felt in his hand.

Waves of pleasure shot through Irina as she made out with Issei while he groped her breasts.

"Issei…" she said huskily. The two had parted and a trail of saliva still connected them.

Right! My pants!

Oh right! I need to take his pants off.

Issei fumbled for his pants and hastily unbuttoned his jeans, messing up on the first two tries. Irina helped him, pulling down his zipped and helping him out of his pants. Issei tossed his pants to the side and ripped off the rest of the ribbons that covered Irina.

Irina looked away shyly, not covering herself with her hands.

Issei could see every inch of her. From the pink erect nipples to her now wet snatch. He gulped. "You're so beautiful," he said unconsciously.

A nuclear full-body blush covered her body. Her cowlick caught fire in the bed.

Issei took off his red boxers and tossed them on the floor.

Irina's eyes widened, seeing Issei's raging boner in full view.

T- That's supposed to go inside me!? I'll be split in half! She thought. Irina grabbed the remote of the radio and began rapidly cycling through songs.

Issei ignored her action and licked her neck. Am I doing this right? He thought. He smiled when he heard a cute mewl escape her lips. He kissed her neck once more, eliciting a louder yelp. His throbbing cock prodded at her wet pussy.

"Ready?" Issei asked. Take that Matsuda! Motohama! And Shin too! Guess who's losing his virginity today!

"W- Wait! Can we find the perfect song first? Like umm… uhh RICK ASTLEY!" Irina said, hearing it come on.

"Irina… what's wrong?" Issei asked.

"I-..." she sighed. "I guess I'm more nervous than I thought. So much for all that bravado earlier…"

"Want to stop?" Issei asked.

"No! We can keep going. I think… just give me a heads up! I need to get ready," Irina said.

"Alright, I'm going to go in now," Issei said, grabbing his dick with his left hand. He positioned it at the entrance of her vagina and tried to put it in. He slipped, missing her. The head of his cock slipped onto the covers instead.

"Is it in?" Irina asked.

"I missed," Issei said.

"Pfft, you missed? I thought you'd be a pro since you watched so much porn," Irina teased.

"Fine, then I'm not missing this time," Issei said. He positioned his head at her entrance and slowly inserted it. As soon as the head was engulfed by her vagina, Issei thrust in, causing Irina to scream.

"Are you alright!?" Issei asked, looking down at her in worry.

"I'm fine it… doesn't hurt?" The pain was slowly ebbing away, giving way to pleasure. The size was big for her and the stretching hurt but every time Issei's cock throbbed inside her, it sent waves of pleasure, shocking her like electricity. "Are you fine?"

"I'm trying not to blow right now," Issei said.

Her insides felt so… amazing. Exquisite. Simply divine. It was the perfect tightness and warmth. It was like she was made for him.

"I'm okay now, you can start moving," Irina said.

"Right," Issei said.

He pulled out and thrust in. Pleasure shot through both of them in that instant. Issei held it in, trying to last as long as he could. He would not embarrass himself during his first time.

Irina bit down a scream of pleasure. Issei was filling her completely. She moaned lightly while Issei moved, thrusting into her repeatedly. His movements were rhythmic. Her breasts swayed back and forth with every thrust he made.

Hypnotized by the movement, Issei grabbed one of them, causing Irina to moan.

"Are you alrig-"

"Shut up and go faster!" Irina said.

Issei complied and began to thrust faster. Lust was hazing his mind and all he could think about was sticking his cock as deep as he could inside her.

"Issei. Issei. Issei. Issei!" Irina moaned.

The sound of her calling his name turned him on even more. He pressed himself down on top of her and thrust his dick as deep as he could.

Irina's eyes widened. He's… He's reaching a part of me I don't think should be reache- Her rational train of thought was cut off as a burst of pleasure reset her brain. Issei was thrusting so deep inside her.

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck!" Irina said.

"Irina, I'm close!" Issei said, moving faster than before.

She wrapped her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist.

"Me too!" she said.

"Irina!" Issei groaned, going faster and faster.

"Issei! Issei! Issei! FUCK YES!" Her first orgasm hit her hard. She came all over Issei's sheets and dick.

Issei embedded his cock deep inside her and unloaded. He shot load after load of semen into her, causing Irina to moan even louder. Her pussy was gripping him like a vice, squeezing every last drop from his balls.

The rose petals in his room caught fire and were instantly vaporized.

After a few seconds, the two came down from their haze. Issei pulled out, causing her to cry out in pleasure. He fell down on the bed next to her. Irina's pussy was open and twitching, leaking semen and her own vaginal fluids onto the sheets.

"That was fucking amazing," Issei said.

"Y- Yeah," Irina said, placing her head on his chest.

"You know?"

"Hmm?"

"You're hot when you curse."

Her face turned red. Her violet eyes drifted down to Issei's still hard dick.

"Looks like… you can still go a few rounds," Irina said, grabbing his rock-hard cock with her hands.

"Wait, don't! I just!" He groaned when she tightened her grip around the base.

"I guess it's my turn to be top," Irina teased, getting on top of him. Her pussy was still leaking cum.

Issei moaned as she took him inside her.

"Oh fuck yes," Irina moaned. "Wait… I think I'm supposed to…" she began grinding on his hips slowly. She bit her lip and began moving up and down. "Oh yes. Oh, fuck!"

Issei looked up and saw her tits moving up and down. He saw her hips slamming into his own. Issei bucked, thrusting up into her while she came down.

Irina threw her head back, feeling a wave of intense pleasure. Issei bit his cheek, trying his damndest not to bust right there. He raised his hand and smacked her ass. She yelped and Issei felt her grow tighter around his dick.

"So you like being… spanked?" Issei asked.

"S- Shut up!" Irina said.


"Are you just going to sit there?"

Shin looked up and saw Akeno walking towards him.

She looked up to the second floor and saw the dim light of a candle. Her gaze turned back to Shin, who was casually sipping on a soda. "Jeez, are you waiting for them to be done?" she asked. She took a seat next to him on the steps.

"Where did everyone go? When I got down, the place was empty," he said.

"We all went to the pub. The moment we heard bed creaking and a woman screaming… we all connected the dots. Rias-sama was…" Akeno didn't know how to describe the face Rias wore when she heard the moans. "Sad?"

"Hmm… yeah, right. We also have Rias who likes Issei and Asia too," Shin said. A look of realization appeared on his face. "I just started a love square, didn't I?"

"Love square? Probably but…" Akeno placed a finger on her cheek. "Doesn't Issei want to start a harem?"

He pinched the bridge of his nose. "Yeah but, that's something he'll need to bring up with Irina. I should've thought this through."

"Ara, well, you can think about it later. I'm still hungry. What do you want to eat?" Akeno asked.

"Don't tell my sister this. Since everyone at the pub is just eating cake, want to get some pizza?" Shin said, getting up.

"Pizza? The only pizza joint in Kuoh is…" Her eyes widened. "Are you sure your sister won't kill you?"

"Nah, what she doesn't know won't hurt her. Come on," he said.

Akeno sighed and followed after him. She stared at his back for the longest time before running over to his side. "So… you got Issei a girl for his birthday. Do you want something similar? I'm pretty sure you don't have to look far for one," she said, whispering into his ear.

Shin's face turned red and he scooted away from her, blushing in embarrassment.

Akeno walked past him, hiding the blush that was forming on her face. "Come on. I have a coupon for that place."

"R-Right," Shin said, walking after her.

Vivi smiled, hovering in the air above them. "Oh? Hmmm… ah to be young."


Yuuto walked down the street. Issei's party? He would apologize later. He couldn't stand to be around that… that woman. Just seeing her made his blood boil. But most of all, the very sight of her brought back memories he wanted to forget. The same memories that drove him forward in pursuit of his goal.

"H-Help me…"

Kiba turned around and saw a priest stumbling out of the alleyway. He glared, seeing the black vestment he hated so much. The cross signified the faith to the uncaring God they worshiped. That he once worshiped. His eyes drifted down to something peculiar on the priest's body.

Blood? Was he…?

The priest fell face-first to the ground, blood leaking and turning the concrete red.

"What the-!?" his eyes widened, sensing a potent murderous aura coming from the alleyway. He opened his hands, using his Sacred Gear to create a Demonic Sword.

"Yoohoo! Woah, it's been a while. I never thought I'd be back in this shithole."

That voice…

Freed walked out from the shadows, grinning maniacally. Blood stained his face and he swung the sword, splattering blood on Kiba's shoes.

"Hehhh? What's with that look?" Freed asked, seeing the look of rage on Kiba's face.

"You… that sword…" Kiba looked down at the sword he wielded. It was a silver kris with a diamond-shaped hole at the base of the blade. It had a black hilt with no crossguard. But he could never forget. He would never forget the aura the blade gave off.

"Oh? You recognize it? Yes, yes~! This sword! This blade! Let's see how your puny devil sticks hold up against it! Against the Holy Sword, Excalibur!"


No TIPS section this week. We didn't really need one... So you might be wondering why the first lemon is Issei and Irina and not... let's say Shin and Akeno. Well, one, Issei and Irina have been on teetering on that edge of dating or not dating and I basically pulled an SAO where Kirito and Asuna fucked then got married. Two, the OC always gets to have sex first in most DxD fics. I said most. Not all. I figured I'd try not to do that, especially since I want Shin's first time to be special and be right. Not just a randomly dropped lemon with no context or build-up, unlike this one, which had Issei and Irina show that the two had feelings for each other and they were in contact for almost the entire time they were separa- Why am I justifying a lemon? It's a lemon!

So yes, Kiba will be injured. Emphasis on injured. Don't worry about the Asia stuff. I didn't forget Xenovia had a killing boner for her when they first met. Irina too, though she might turn out differently. We will also see a confrontation between Vivi and Kiba in... a chapter or two. The two really need to talk. Well, Kiba more so. So let's move this choo train of emotions along. This story won't remain happy-go-lucky forever.

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