Chapter 7: Cast Introduction
Few minutes after the previous chapter
After talking among themselves, the four groups went under the deck to meet with the Straw Hat Pirates. While some of them were wondering how to get back to their homes, others like Cure Princess, Tsubasa, Kuroko, and Erza were highly suspicious of the pirates. The other crew members were a bit relaxed, while Usopp, Chopper, and Nami were scared of them.
"Wake up!" Erza ordered while bashing Natsu and Gray's heads together, instantly regaining consciousness.
"What the hell was that for!?" Gray and Natsu yelled, but immediately covered each other's mouth when they noticed her glares.
"Sit down and be quiet," Erza commanded.
"A-Aye!" The two quickly responded frightened.
"I hate to be on her bad side," Usopp mumbled, a bit shaken.
"Alright focus people!" Nami clapped, getting everyone's attention. "I understand that you might be a little shaken up by what happened back at the resort, as well as feeling uneasy on a pirate ship. Just so you know, we will not harm any of you unless you attack us, or if you have any gold or mone-"
"OI! Nami!" Usopp comedically yelled.
"I'm kidding! I'm kidding!" Nami joked, laughing. She then turned to the group. "Anyhow, how about we get acquainted with each other?"
"You first," Kuroko said sternly. She still didn't believe that they're real pirates.
"Fair enough," Nami said. Ignore her tone of voice. "First off, my name is Nami and I'm the Navigator of the Straw Hat Pirate."
"Navigator?" Cure Summer asked puzzled.
"That job is to navigate ourselves into dangerous hazards across the sea. As well as keeping these three idiots from doing anything stupid." Nami pointed to Zoro, Luffy, and Sanji.
"So you're like the leader of the crew right?" Marie asked.
"Somewhat. Moving on," Nami turned to Zoro who was leaning on the wall with his arms folded behind his head, looking like he was taking a nap. "The scary man over there is Zoro, our first mate swordsman."
'Swordsman?' Tsubasa and Erza thought, observing Zoro's three swords beside him.
"Why do you have three swords?" Kirika asked curiously as she noticed his three swords.
"I use Santoryu," He answered without opening his eyes.
"Santoryu?" Cure Lovely repeated with a puzzled look on her face.
"I think I've heard about it from a book once," Awatsuki responded. "Santoryu means someone skilled with using three swords."
"Eh?! Three swords?!" Lovely eyes widened in disbelief as she turned to Zoro.
"Three swords?" Tsubasa whispered, eying him curiously.
"How can you use three swords at the same time!?" Cure Princess exclaimed a bit shaken.
"Figure it out for yourself," Zoro answered coldly as he suddenly dozed off.
"He's already sleeping?" Marie asked with a sweatdropped.
"Don't mind mosshead, he's always like that," Sanji said before introducing himself. " I'm Sanji, the chief of the crew."
"You're a cook?" Cynthia asked, looking a bit surprised.
"That right my dear. If any of you lovely ladies are hungry, I will prepare a dish that suits your taste buds." Sanji poet answered, earning a sweatdrop from some of the girls.
"Hey what about us?" Natsu asked.
Sanji glared at the guys. "If you waste any of my food, you'll be thrown overboard."
"Great another one of those guys," Lucy sighed, remembering Daryan, and some of the mages of Blue Pegasus.
"The one cowering in the corner is our sniper Usopp," Nami announced, pointing to the long nose guy in the corner.
"I-I'm not cowering!" Usopp shouted. "I-I'm just looking for my contacts. T-The one that makes me see 250 miles ahead."
"Really?!" Wendy, Lovely, Summer, Natsu, Luffy, Chopper, Hibiki, Kirika, Index, and Last Order asked in amazement. While the others can tell that it was a lie.
"Of course," Usopp declared proudly. "Why else did they call me 'The Great Warrior Usopp!' Ruler of twelve powerful nations under my belt!"
"That's so cool!" The ten of them shouted with sparkles in their eyes.
'That was an obvious lie,' Chris muttered.
"Anyway," Nami said, ignoring Usopp's rant as she turned to Chopper. "This is Chopper, our doctor of the crew."
Chopper hid behind Nami horribly while the others stared at him. Noticing his actions first hand, Chris spoke. "So what's with all the transformation you did earlier? Are you some kind of robot?"
Chopper shook his head. "No, I'm a reindeer. I used to be a full reindeer until I ate the Human-Human fruit."
"The Human-Human Fruit?" Lucy repeated. Those who weren't familiar with the One Piece world raised their eyebrows in confusion.
"Yeah, it's a Zoan type devil fruit," Chopper explained.
"Devil Fruit?" Misaka asked with a puzzled look. This causes some of the straw hats to be confused as well.
"You guys never heard of devil fruits before?" Nami asked in disbelief.
"Well you did mention it back on the island," Cure Lovely replied.
"You mean when you idiots were talking about exploding snot?" Accelerator commented.
"Let's not start that again," Princess cringes in disgust.
"It shouldn't be a problem to explain it to them," Robin informed as she set her book down. "Devil Fruits are rare, mythical fruits which are said to be fruits of the sea devil. When eaten they give the consumer power or a special trait. Like fusing with an object, or transforming into an animal."
"Or a guy who has explosive boogers?" Kirika added.
Before Marie could scold her, Zoro spoke. "Not just his booger, that guy can turn his entire body into a bomb. Even his breath."
"T-That sounds terrifying," Coral thought, shivering in fear.
"How strong are these Devil Fruits?" Kuroko asked, a little skeptical.
"Depends on the user, and the power," Robin answered. "You will never know what kind of powers you get until you eat it."
"So you gambling on what kind of power you get if you eat it," Marie explained, trying to grasp the meaning.
"And I'm guessing you're a devil fruit user as well, Robin?" Tsuchimikado guessed.
"Correct," Robin grinned. She demonstrated her ability by having multiple arms bloomed out of her real right arm. Some of them jumped in surprise at the sight of the extra arms while others just stood there with their mouths open. "I ate the Bloom-Bloom Fruit. I can replicate and sprout parts of my body from the surface of any object or living thing."
"Holy crap!" Chris took a step back startled.
"That looks a bit creepy," Flamingo said, a bit disgusted.
"So does that mean you can wash your own back without any help?" Natsu asked, a bit amazed. Lucy and Gray facepalmed by his stupid question.
Robin giggled. "Perhaps, or I could break the necks of thousands of people without ever moving."
'That's a bit morbid!' Lucy, Wendy, Touma, Cure Princess and Marie thought a bit terrified.
"Although Devil fruits are unique, they all have the same weakness," Robin continued. "Devil fruit users are hated by the sea and will become helpless when submerged in water."
"Even if you're a skilled swimmer?" Papaya asked.
"Correct," Robin replied.
Hearing this from her tablet world, Laura cringed a bit. "If I ate one of those fruit, does this mean I won't be able to swim?"
"Then that means your body turned to rubber when you ate a Devil Fruit?" Hibiki asked Luffy.
"Rubber?" Tsubasa, Chris, Marie and Kirika asked, puzzled.
"Yup," Luffy stretched his cheeks wide. "I ate the Gum-Gum Fruit, making me a rubber man!"
"That's so cool!" Natsu, Lovely, Kirika and Summer said, looking amazed. Some of the others were either surprised or disturbed by his stretchy face.
"I want devil fruit powers, Misaka shouted, looking amazed by the rubber man," Despite the warning Robin gave. Last Order thought having a Devil Fruit would be cool.
"So you have a navigator, cook, sniper, swordsman, doctor, and an archaeologist," Tsuchimikado listed, "Judging by the sail flag logo, I'm guessing the rubber boy is the captain, am I right?"
"Wait, you think this idiot is the captain?" Kuroko asked skeptically.
"He's right," The Straw hats answered in unison. Almost everyone minus Natsu, Touma, Index, Summer and Hibiki just stared at Luffy in disbelief.
"You're kidding right?" Cynthia asked, thinking that it was a lie.
"No," The Straw hats all answered with a deadpan look.
"Hi I'm Monkey D Luffy, and I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!" He introduced, earning a few odd glances.
'This guy is delusional,' Kuroko thought, thinking he's crazy.
"King of the Pirates…?" Lovely asked quietly.
"A-Anyway," Erza stared at Luffy. "If you're the captain, then could you please return us to Magnolia?"
"Nope," Luffy answered instantly. This caused both sides to be shocked. Robin giggled while Tsuchimikado had a wide grin on his face.
"W-wait Luf-MPH!" Usopp called out. But was quickly silenced by Robin who covered both Usopp and Nami's mouth with her sprouted limbs.
"And why not?" Erza questioned sternly with a bit of venom in her voice. Despite her voice making most of them shiver, Luffy stared at her with a deadpan expression.
'Oh gosh, Luffy, I hope you're aren't saying what I think you're saying!?' Usopp and Nami pleaded. Chopper was confused a bit, Sanji was too busy staring at the girls, and Zoro just sighed knowing full well what his captain was going to say.
"Because I've decided that you're all joining my crew!" Luffy announced with a big wide grin on his face.
Present
With mixed expressions on their faces, everyone stared at the captain. Some, like Cure Lovely, Last Order, Cure Summer, Hibiki, and Kirika, were thrilled to become pirates, while others were either shocked or angered by the captain's declaration After a few seconds of silence Flamingo, Tsubasa, Kuroko and Cure Fortune were about to angrily shout at Luffy, but Usopp and Nami beat them to the punch...literally.
"YOU IDIOT!" Nami yelled. She and Usopp began to stomp on his head after they punched him to the ground. "DIDN'T WE SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK THAT QUESTION?!"
"I know...that's why I forced them," Luffy replied weakly from the dust cloud.
"THAT'S STILL THE SAME THING MORON!" Usopp angrily replied.
"Again, how is he the captain?" Cynthia asked again with a sweatdropped. The other just stared as the navigator and the sniper continued to pummel their captain. Once the two were satisfied, they picked him up by his shirt, his head was covered with bruises and two bumps.
"No matter what you do, he won't change his mind," Zoro replied to Nami and Usopp.
"Can you at least tell us why you want them to join?" Usopp asked.
"Because they're so cool!" Luffy answered cheerfully, despite being bruised up. "I mean the pink-haired guy and spit fire out of his mouth, the brown-haired girl had cool armor that makes music! Oh and the girl just shot a sun at the weird looking dog beast!"
"I'M NOT A DOG!?" Jackal comically yelled.
"Okay here's the deal," Nami stared sternly at Luffy. "If 'Everyone' agrees to join then I'll accept it. But if at least one of them declines, then we're dropping them off to their hometown, and you aren't allowed to bring that discussion up once they drop off. Got it?!"
Luffy nodded, still too bruised up to speak. Nami turned to the group. "So what do you guys say? Do you want to join us?"
Before anyone could respond, or angrily yell at the pirates, Tsuchimikado went forward getting everyone's attention.
"Now before you guys start lashing out at these pirates, you might want to take a look at this," he suggested as he laid a paper out for everyone to see.
Curiously, they all went around the table to take a look at what he found. The Straw Hats realized he was showing the map of the Grand Line, but everyone else stared at it with a puzzled look.
"Um, what are you showing us exactly?" Touma glanced at Tsuchimikado
"It's the world map," Tsuchimikado declared.
"That can't be," Levy said while inspecting the map. "How come half of the world is filled with water?"
"Better question is, where's Fiore?" Gray asked.
"Fiore?" Misaka glanced at Gray oddly. "Is it a town in Hawaii or something?"
"No, it's one of the countries of Earth Land," Charla replied.
"Earth Land? Don't you mean earth?" Touma corrected oddly. "And I never heard of a country called Fiore."
"Neither have I," Papaya nodded in agreement. She turned to the pirates. "What kind of map is it?"
"Uh, that's the map of the Grand Line," Nami asked, a bit confused by their reaction.
"Grand Line?" Everyone minus the Straw Hats and Tsuchimikado asked, puzzled.
"You guys haven't heard of the Grand Line?" Luffy asked, somehow recovering from the beating. "You guys are really stupid."
"You have no room to talk idiot!" Nami comically yelled.
"This is just weird," Usopp said looking confused. "I mean I understand them not knowing about Devil Fruits, but every person out at sea should be familiar with the world map."
"...!" Erza and Fortune had eventually reached the same conclusion as Tsuchimikado and Robin. Unlike them though, the two eyes wide in disbelief, "...No way...it's impossible."
"W-What's impossible?" Princess asked Fortune.
"Erza?" Cynthia glanced at her concernly.
"So you guys realized it too," Tsuchimikado said seriously.
"Realized what?!" Chris asked impatiently.
"I'm not a hundred percent sure of this theory," Fortune said, sweating nervously. "But I think those girls we fought in the resort... "
"We're responsible for dragging us all from our worlds, and into this one," Erza concluded in the same manner.
The entire group were stunned by Erza and Fortune's conclusion and the mystery terrorist's involvement in this manner. Compared to SONG and students from Academy City, the Pretty Cures, and Team Natsu (minus Cynthia and Levy.) understood the concept of multiple worlds, yet they were surprised how those four girls on the island were able to pull off such a technical plan.
"You mean...we've all ended up in this world by force?!" Kuroko was lost for words.
"That's the only conclusion I can think of," Erza replied calmly. "However, all I can remember was waking up this morning on a ship taking us to the resort. Anything else that happened yesterday is just a blur."
"Wait, you too?" Flamingo asked in shock.
"Does anyone have any memories of events that happened yesterday?" Marie enquired.
"I ate some of Usopp's bait for fishing," Luffy answered while picking his nose.
"AGAIN!?" Usopp comically yelled.
"...Minus the Straw Hat Pirates," Marie rephrased with a sweatdropped.
"All I can remember is entering on a cruise ship," Coral spoke out. "The captain said that he was going to take us to Manatsu's home town, but made a pitstop to the resort."
"We were also prepared to head out as well," Wendy answered. "We had a request overseas, and had to take one of the Council ships."
"Yeah, they told us we can relax at their resort and get more information about the request the very next day," Lucy added.
"Third rate won some dumb contest and somehow got drag along thank to this brat," Accelerator said, glaring at Last Order.
"No one was forcing you to come," Misaka retorted.
"Tell that to your sisters," He spat out.
"Anyway," Tsubasa cleared her throat. "We were also heading on a vacation to the resort. Yet, my friends and I traveled by plane."
"A very expensive plane," Hibiki added.
"What's a plane?" Happy and Chopper wondered.
"A plane is a-OW~!"
"Now's not the time, moron~!" Chris barked after punching Hibiki.
"So if I have this right, each group were traveling to the Island resort," Usopp summarized, after hearing their story. "Did they tell you the name of it?"
"Yup, it was called the Rainbow Resort~!" Kirika replied. Team Natsu, Pretty Cures, and Academy City residents suprisently glanced at her. "D-Did I say something wrong desu?"
"That's the name of the resort the captain told us!" Princess gawked in disbelief.
"Us as well!" Kuroko added in a perplexing tone. "How long did they say it will take to reach The Rainbow Resort?"
"Three days," Summer, Natsu, and Hibiki answered in unison. Kuroko stared stunned at their answer, indicating that it was the same amount of days they were told.
'Was this the trap the boy tried to warn us about?' Cynthia thought speechless.
"This is starting to get frightently weird," Sanji commented.
"Not only did they bring them out of their worlds, they also stole two days worth of memories?" Usopp asked, shivering. "What kind of people are capable of doing that?"
"Yeah, so much for a relaxing day at the resort," Nami groaned, weeping comically.
"THAT'S SO COOL!" Luffy eyes sparkled in amazement. "My crewmates are from different worlds!"
'Read the mood moron~!' Usopp, Sanji and Nami fumed in their minds.
"H-Hey, who said w-we were joining your pirate crew?!" Princess blurted out, still shaken.
"I did," Luffy answered with a straight face.
"I thought that was obvious," Happy interjected.
"Shut up~!" Princess retorted.
"Look I understand you guys are frightened that we're pirates, but we're not the bloodthirsty kind," Usopp said, noticing them being tense. "I mean I know our three idiots can be scary sometimes, but they won't harm someone unless there's a reason."
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN IDIOT!?" Zoro and Sanji comically yelled at Usopp.
"AHH~! HELP ME THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME!" Usopp screamed in terror.
"To be honest, I don't think these pirates are bad people," Cure Honey replied, with a warm smile.
"Yeah~! Bad pirates won't give us motion sickness pills!" Natsu nodded in agreement. He then flashes a grin at Chopper. "Thanks by the way!"
"C-Complimenting me won't make me happy, dummy~!" Chopper gushed while dancing.
"He's acting like Chris," Hibiki and Kirika mumbled. Then they shuddered when they imagined Chris doing the same dance as Chopper.
"I heard that," Chris seethed in annoyance.
"Look, I know the last thing you guys want to do is to join a pirate crew," Sanji said, smoking a bit. "However, the Grand Line is well known for being a graveyard for sailors."
"G-Graveyard?!" Misaka blurted out stunned.
"You're joking, right?" Gray asked.
"No, it's no joke," Nami replied seriously. "There are a ton of wonders, and dangers while sailing on the Grand Line. Not to mention their home to the most powerful devil fruit users."
"Yeah, like Crocodile," Chopper replied.
"Crocodile?" Flamingo repeatedly puzzled.
"A couple of months ago, we just took out a criminal organization known as Baroque Works," Nami explained. "Their leader Crocodile ate the Sand-Sand Fruit and became a sandman."
"Sandman?" Papaya asked.
"Yeah, he can turn his whole body into sand," Usopp replied. "He used his power to dry up all the water in Alabasta causing a war between the king and the rebel army."
"How horrible," Levy said in shock.
"Luckily, I kicked his ass!" Luffy announced determinedly. "That's what he gets for making Vivi cry!"
"I knew it! You guys aren't bad people after all!" Hibiki declared happily.
"Yeah, you're like superhero pirates~!" Summer agreed.
"No way!" Luffy bluntly said.
"EH!?" Summer and Hibiki exclaimed in shock.
"Listen! I may like heroes, but I never want to become one!" Luffy declared.
"But why though?" Lovely asked, a bit confused.
"Heroes have to share their food with everyone! But I want all the meat to myself!" He announced bluntly.
"I like the way Luffy thinks!" Natsu nodded in agreement.
"That's how you define a hero?" Flamingo asked Luffy with a sweatdropped.
"So they're vigilantes," Kirika labeled with stars for eyes.
"Ignoring the idiot's stomach," Nami said, shoving Luffy out of the way. "The only reason Luffy got a bounty is only due to beating up bigtime pirates. Other than that, we aren't the kind of pirates who would attack villagers or cause blood shed."
"So what do you guys say," Luffy asked again, turning to everyone, "Would you like to join our crew?"
The group was silent for a moment until Natsu stepped forward. "Do we get to fight?"
"Yup~! We'll have to fight for our lives," Luffy answered.
"Well count me in!" Natsu proclaimed with a smirk.
"Aye!" Happy added.
"Gehehe~! If Salamander joins then I'm joining as well," Gajeel grinned. Lily nodded in approval.
"You can't be serious," Lucy sweat-dropped.
"We have no other choice. We'll be sitting ducks if we sailed on our own," Gray said, not noticing himself taking off his swimsuit. "And I don't want the Pyromaniac to get all the fun."
"If Gray goes Juvia will follow," Juvia said admiring Gray stripping. Luckily Erza knocked him out before he could fully take it off.
"I guess it wouldn't hurt to be a pirate," Erza declared. She gave Zoro a challenging smile. "I'd like to see how well I do against a gifted Santoryu swordsman."
"You too?!" Lucy asked shocked but sighed in defeat. "I guess I'm in as well."
"Me too," Levy nodded. "I can't wait to read some of the books in this world."
"I wanna join too!" Cynthia blurted out. "This is the first time I haven't vomited in a transport system."
"If Cynthia's joining, then I'm joining too!" Wendy said standing by Cynthia.
"And of course I'm joining as well. Someone needs to keep those two from pushing themselves," Charla replied.
"I guess we don't have a choice in this matter," Touma sighed.
"Thinking about using your pirate status to snag up more chicks for your harem?" Tsuchimikado taunted.
"Shut up!" Touma snapped.
"I'll go wherever Touma goes!" Index said while glaring at Touma.
"We'll join as well," Awatsuki said with Wannai nodding.
"Fighting people stronger than me in a new world? I'm game," Accelerator grinned.
"I wanna join so Accelerator doesn't do anything stupid!' Misaka said agreeing with becoming a Straw Hat Pirate!" Last Order agreed.
"If the idiot's joining then so am I," Misaka declared.
Kuroko stared at Misaka in shock. "You to sissy?!"
"You saw the evidence, and we might as well stick together until we can find a way back home," Misaka proclaimed.
"Fine, I'll join," Kuroko groaned, caving in. "But only because sissy's joining~!"
"I'm gain on becoming a pirate~!" Hibiki said excitedly.
"Me too desu~!" Kirika called out.
"It can't be helped," Chris just shrugged her shoulders, and grinned. "With my arsenal, no pirate ship will dare fire at us. Unless they want to be sleeping with the fishes."
Kirika whispered to Hibiki, "Chris is already drawn to the pirate persona, desu."
"No surprise there, she's always been a rowdy girl to deal with," Hibiki whispered back.
"You two are really lousy at whispering," Chris fumed with tick marks on her forehead.
"I am honored to be your crew captain," Tsubasa said while bowing at Luffy.
"T-that's a bit excessive Tsubasa," Marie said at Tsubasa. He turned to Luffy. "I will join as well, knowing Tsubasa has a hard time taking care of herself."
"M-Marie~!" Tsubasa blurted out, blushing a bit.
"Let go~! TROPICAL SHINE~!" Summer announced.
"Tropical shine?" Usopp sweatdropped.
"That's just her way of saying, she will join," Coral explained. "I'd also like to join."
"Us too as well," Papaya nodded calmly.
"O-Oi, I can answer for myself~!" Flamingo stuttered at her friend. "I don't mind being a pirate."
"Wait! You guys are serious?" Cure Princess said shocked.
"Come one Hime this could be fun," Lovely said.
"As long as we don't harm anyone I'm okay with it," Cure Fortune nodded.
"Me too," Cure Honey said.
"Eh..." Cure Princess could feel many eyes staring at her as she pondered her next move. Since her friends were joining, she couldn't simply leave them with the pirates, even though she didn't trust Luffy or the straw hat pirate.
"FINE I'LL JOIN!" Cure Princess comedically yelled, and she pointed to Luffy. "BUT I STILL DON'T TRUST YOU!"
"That's everyone!" Luffy grinned, despite Princess's outburst.
"Hold it! You have one more person," Nami said.
"Yeah, the buzzsaw girl!" Cynthia realized.
"Buzzsaw girl?" Sanji repeated.
"You mean Shirabe? She's still on the deck," Marie answered.
"Let's go up on the deck, it's a bit crowded in here," Touma said feeling a bit squished.
One by one, the group emerged from under the deck. The symphogears being the first ones out, they spotted Shirabe climbing down from the crowsnest.
"Shirabe? What were you doing up there?" Marie asked.
"...!O-Oh~! I want to get a good enough view that's all," Shirabe hesitantly answered.
"Buzzsaw girl~!" Shirabe was startled when Luffy was in front of her, "Join my cre-."
BONK~!
"First of all, her name is Shirabe," Chris declared after bonking her new captain upside the head. "And second, don't just scare her like that!"
Upon getting out, Wendy froze when a familiar scent caught her nose.
"What's wrong Wendy?" Charla asked.
"Nothing it's just...I can sense the air from before," Wendy answered.
Curiously Natsu sniffed the air and picked up a scent that made him grin. "He's here."
"Who's here?" Lucy answered.
"The boy who saved us twice," Gajeel said. Hearing that got everyone's attention and caused Shirabe to flinch.
"Wait, he's here?! Where is he?!" Luffy asked eagerly.
"Shirabe, do you know where he is?" Hibiki asked.
Before Shirabe could answer, Natsu suddenly called out. "Come on Happy!"
"Aye sir," Happy sprouted wings and carried Natsu up towards the Crows Nest. The two noticed Shervan curled up on his side sleeping.
"Hey, guys he's in here!" Natsu shouted. The shouting was enough to wake up the boy. When he looked up, the boy came face to face with the menacing silhouette of Natsu.
"AH!" Shervan screamed. He was so terrified that he didn't realize he had jumped out of the Crow's Nest.
"Oh no~!" Shirabe shouted as she and others noticed him falling. With quick thinking, Cynthia raced toward the boy in an attempt to catch him. She tripped on the last step of the staircase and tumbled across the deck.
Cynthia landed on her back just in time as Shervan landed on her stomach. Wendy ran up to her friend to find them both unconscious with swirls for eyes.
On the deck, everyone sat in a circle after Cynthia and Shervan recovered. Shervan sat close to Shirabe, clinging onto her arm like a terrified child, which caused Kirika to pout and cling onto Shirabe's other arm. Due to scaring him almost to his death, Natsu had three lumps on his head thanks to Erza, Nami, and Misaka.
"Now that we've introduced ourselves, I think it's time for you to explain who you guys are," Nami said, breaking the silence.
"Yosh! We'll start!" Natsu shouted, despite the injuries. "My name is Natsu Dragneel and this is my partner Happy! My friends and I are from Fairy Tail!"
"Fairy Tail? Sounds like a childish group," Kuroko commented.
"It's not childish!" Lucy angrily replied. "Fairy Tail is like a home and family to us. Just like a pirate crew."
"In our world, people like us can use magic," Erza explained. Touma, Index, and Tsuchimikado raising their eyebrows upon hearing this.
"You guys can use magic?!" Summer asked in awed.
"So what kind of magic do you guys use?" Misaka asked.
"Well, Wendy, Gajeel, Cynthia and Natsu are Dragon Slayers!" Happy announced.
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"...WHAT?!" This got half of them, who weren't in Fairy Tail to shout in disbelief.
Shervan was also surprised. 'They're dragon slayers? I thought I was the only one?'
"Y-You four slayed a dragon?!" Touma asked, looking at Cynthia and Wendy.
"W-Well not really," Wendy answered, leaving the part about when they fought King from Dealer. "Three of us were born from dragons."
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"WHAT?!"
"A human born from a dragon?! How's that even possible?!" Misaka shouted, surprised.
"An egg?" Papaya innocently asked. "That's how reptiles are born from."
"That...still sounds weird," Touma thought out loud.
"Our dragons disappeared on us on the same day, when we were young," Gajeel explained. "We kept looking for them for a long time, but all we know is that they vanished on 777, 7th day, and 7th month."
"That's a lot of sevens," Kirika said.
"Our parents taught us Dragon Slaying magic," Natsu demonstrated by engulfing his fist into flames. "What's different from other magic is that we can eat our own elements. Mine is fire, Wendy's is air, and Gajeel's is pathetic iron."
"I dare you to say that again you stupid hothead!" Gajeel growled.
"Who are yah calling stupid you metal face!?" Natsu growled back as the two comedically butted heads but was interrupted when Sanji slammed his heel down on the two.
"Sheesh these two can't go one day without fighting," Sanji scoffed.
"You have no room to talk," Usopp mumbled.
"Wait, you said that you three were raised by dragons, but what about Cynthia?" Cure Flamingo asked.
"Well I'm the Omega Fire Dragon Slayer, a Second Generation," Cynthia answered.
"Second Generation?" Accelerator questioned.
"She wasn't born from a Dragon, but her father planted a magical item called a Lacrima inside her possessing Dragon Slayer magic," Charla explained.
"So your magic is like Natsu?" Coral asked.
"Yup, only stronger," Cynthia grinned.
"Wanna bet?" Natsu yelled as he suddenly got up.
"That was a fast recovery," Touma commented, but almost fell when Natsu went back into KO'd. "You woke up just to pick a fight with her!?"
"That Natsu for yah, desu" Happy said.
"Aye!" Kirika added.
"Did those two swap catchphrases?" Lucy mumbled with a sweatdrop.
"Speaking of cats, I'm Charla, Wendy's guardian, and partner," Charla introduced.
"And I'm Lily, Gajeel's partner," Lily introduced.
"Do all cats in your world fly?" Luffy asked.
"No, we are a special kind of cats," Happy answered.
"So what kind of magic do you use Lucy?" Chopper asked. Curiously.
"I'm a Celestial mage," Lucy replied. "I can summon sprites with my keys."
Seeing some of the golden keys on her belt, Nami's eyes turned golden. "May I please touch one of them?"
"Don't do it Lucy, Nami will probably try to sell it for berries," Usopp warned, one solid glare from Nami caused the sniper to hide behind the mast.
"Can you show us one please?" Cure Lovely asked.
"Okay," Lucy agreed as she took out one of her golden keys. "Open Gate of the Twins: Gemini!"
The key began to glow a golden light and two small blue figures emerged in front of her.
"Piri Piri!" They chanted floating beside Lucy. This caused Cure Lovely, Cure Princess, Hibiki, Summer, Luffy, Last Order, Chopper and Index eyes to sparkle with excitement.
"So what do those two do exactly?" Wannai asked.
"You'll see, Gemini transformed into me!" Lucy ordered. The two turned into puffs of smoke revealing another Lucy.
"That's so cool!" Lovely, Hibiki. Princess, Chopper, Usopp, Last Order, Index, and Luffy shouted in amazement.
"It's kinda like Mr. 2," Usopp mumbled.
"Hey clone Lucy, can you poop?" Luffy asked.
"What kind of question is that!?" Lucy yelled.
"Yes, I can poop, Piri Piri!" The clone Lucy answered cheerfully.
"Don't answer him!" Lucy yelled, flailing her arms.
"Can they clone one of us too?" Misaka asked.
"Yeah, Gemini transforms into her," Lucy said, pointing to Misaka. The Lucy clone disappeared and formed into Misaka.
Without warning, Kuroko teleported beside the clone Misaka hugging her. "Oh, I love you clone sissy! I Kuroko Shirai will never leave yo-"
BTZZZ!
Everyone sweatdropped as Kuroko landed on the deck. Her body twitching from the electricity clone Misaka gave to her.
"They also copy our abilities as well," Lucy answered laughing nervously as Misaka disappeared back into the spirit world.
"I guess I'm next," Gray said. He created a small Fairy Tail symbol made of ice. "I'm Gray Fullbuster and my magic is Molding Magic with Ice element."
"Ooh!" Cure Lovely and Princess awed by his magic.
"Is that the reason why you strip your clothes all the time?" Chris questioned.
"I do better fighting without them," Gray answered.
"Yeah right," Natsu grumbled.
"Natsu...Gray…" Erza warned, causing the two to stop fighting.
"What is your magic Erza?" Kirika asked.
"I'm a Requip mage," Erza answered. She transformed into her Flight Armor, which caused Sanji to have a nosebleed. "I use different kinds of armor for fighting."
"So pretty," Lovely and Princess said in unison. Zoro and Tsubasa were interested in her armor.
"Where did you keep all that armor?" Misaka wondered.
"It's similar to Lucy's spirits. They're from the spirit world, so Erza keeps all her armor like a dimensional pocket," Happy explained.
"So it's like a magic pocket that can hold any kind of armor?" Luffy asked.
"Yeah," Happy answered. This got the Straw Hat pirates minus Robin to stare at him shocked.
'Did Luffy actually understood something?' They all thought.
Luffy then turned to Erza with sparkles in his eyes. "Does this mean that you can store a huge amount of meat in your pocket?"
Robin giggled, while the rest of the Straw hats, sweatdropped by his stupidity. 'That lasted long.'
"You know, I've been thinking about creating a meat made outfit," Erza said.
"Seriously?" Lucy sweatdropped.
"I wonder what it would look like," Kirika thought as a thought bubble shows Erza wearing a dress out of steaks. Kirika, Lovely and Misaka thought the same thing with different kinds of meat: bacon, sausages, and fish.
Natsu, on the other hand, had a weird picture monkey dancing on top of a table. This caused all four girls to comedically yell at him. "THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE!"
"W-What did I say?!" Natsu asked, confused.
"My name is Juvia and I'm a water mage," Juvia introduced next. Demonstrating her magic by turning her body into water. "I can turn my body into water so attacks won't hurt me."
"So you're like a logia type Devil Fruit," Usopp said.
"Yeah the Liquid-Liquid fruit," Chopper added.
"Liquid…?" Juvia turned to Gray feeling another visual.
Juvia's thoughts
Juvia: Here's your water bottle my beloved Gray.
Gray: Thanks Juvia, (he took the bottle of water and drank from it. Juvia admired his bare chest. Once he was done, Gray gave it to Juvia)
Juvia: G-Gray…
Gray: You can drink some too. I don't mind if your liquid is inside yours
Juvia: A-An indirect kiss?
"G-Gray-Sama," Juvia sobbed as she fainted, with hearts for eyes and blood pouring from her nose.
"What the F$#& was that about?" Accelerator questioned.
"Another one of her twisted fantasies about Gray," Happy answered.
"I bet you're thinking about doing perverted things to Gray," Hibiki whispered to Chris.
"I-I'm not you dumbass~!" Chris hissed quietly.
"Finally, I'm Levy, I'm a Solid Script mage," She introduced. She summoned a huge IRON word made of actual iron.
"Whoa!" Chopper and Luffy awed.
"Can you create a giant melon bread with your magic?" Summer asked.
"Uh, I don't think so. It's only for fighting," Levy said, causing Summer to pout.
"We're up next!" Hibiki announced. "My name is Hibiki Tachibana and these are my friends. Tsubasa, Chris, Marie, Kirika and Shirabe. We're part of an organization called S.O.N.G~!"
"Song?" Usopp asked, a bit confused.
"Cool we finally got musicians~!" Luffy said excitedly.
"We aren't musicians," Tsubasa replied. "SONG is just an abbreviation meaning Squad of Nexus Guardians. We're a defense response team that assists with disasters humans can't handle."
"So you guys are super heroes~!" Chopper exclaimed happily.
"You can say that!" Hibiki nodded.
"What about your armor?" Wendy asked.
"Are armor is what we call Symphogears," Marie replied. "Back in our world, there was once a race of beings that would kill any organism upon contact. But with our Symphogears we're able to fight against them."
"That sounds terrifying," Princess said, a bit frightened.
"If that's true, then why did we hear music playing when you were in that armor?" Natsu asked.
"It helps us fight better, desu," Kirika answered.
"That's it?" Kuroko asked.
"What, you want us to explain in nerd scientific terms how our gears work?" Chris asked, a bit annoyed. "When we sing, we kick ass. That's all you have to know."
"R-Right, my bad," Kuroko sweatdropped.
"We're next," Cure Lovely stood up along with her friends. The others wonder what they were doing.
Lovely: Immense love spreading throughout the world! Cure Lovely!
Princess: The blue wind dancing in the sky! Cure Princess!
Honey: The life of light from the earth that bears fruit! Cure Honey!
Fortune: The stars of hope that lights up the night sky! Cure Fortune!
Lovely/Princess: Happiness Injection!
Honey/Fortune: Charging with elation!
All four: Happiness Charge Precure!
Summer: Joyful Everlasting Summer! Cure Summer!
Coral: Glittering Jewels! Cure Coral!
Papaya: Sparkling Fruits! Cure Papaya!
Flamingo: Fluttering Wings! Cure Flamingo!
Summer: Four of us are...
All four: Tropical Rouge Precure~!
"WOW!" Luffy, Wendy, Kirika, Last Order, Chopper, and Hibiki eyes sparkled by their group poses while Sanji had hearts for eyes. The rest, on the other hand, couldn't help, but sweatdropped.
"Wow, you're right, Happy, these girls do look like a comedian group," Natsu commented. This caused the Pretty Cure's to instantly anime-fell.
"We're not a comedy group~!" Cure Princess yelled while standing up. "Pretty Cure are warriors of hope, and save the world and everyone from evil~!"
"So you girls are comedian superheroes," Gajeel summarized.
"We told you that we're not comedians!" Cure Princess comically yelled.
"It's really hard to take you seriously with those weird poses you just did," Misaka said.
"Not to mention your names," Chris added.
"That's coming from the girl who has a guy's name," Touma muttered.
"Does this mean you can turn into a large flamingo?" Luffy eagerly asked Cure Flamingo. "Or fire flamingo's out of your hands!?"
"That would be cool, desu!" Kirika exclaimed.
"No, what kind of weird powers do you think I have?" Flamingo said with a sweatdropped.
"Ignore him, he always ask dumb questions," Nami said rolling her eyes.
"The four of us are new to this Precure thing," Summer announced. "We were just regular people until I met Laura~!"
"Laura you mean the fish girl?" Index asked.
Everyone was startled when Laura emerged out of Summer's aqua pot. She angrily yelled at Index with shark teeth. "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A FISH GIRL~!"
"SOMETHING CAME OUT OF SUMMER'S WEIRD BOX~!" Chopper exclaimed.
"I-Is that a mermaid!?" Kirika blurted out.
"M-mermaid?" Sanji asked dreamily, with hearts for eyes. "A real live mermaid~!"
Laura cleared her throat, controlling her composure, "Greetings, my name is Laura Apollodoros Hyginus La Mer! And yes, I am a mermaid, from the Grand Ocean. I recruited Summer, Coral, Papaya and Flamingo Pretty Cure to help save my home."
"Hey, do mermaids poop?!" Luffy asked bluntly, causing Laura to facefault.
"DUMBASS~!" Sanji yelled with shark teeth while he slammed his heel down on his captain's head. "YOU DON'T ASK SUCH VULGAR QUESTIONS TO A BEAUTIFUL MERMAID~!"
"Seriously though, can you poop?" Natsu asked curiously.
Sanji comically kicked Natsu in the head, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
"Okay, moving past that…" Touma said, trying to change topics. "Are we supposed to call you by your real names or superhero names?"
"I would prefer for you to call us by our real names outside of our Pretty Cure personas," Fortune replied. Her body glowed, deforming herself back into her usual clothes. "You can call me Iona."
"I'm Yuko," Honey also deformed into her usual clothes
"I'm Megumi~!" Lovely announced as she deformed as well.
"And I'm Hime," Cure Princess answered. Unlike her friends, she stayed in her Pretty Cure form. "I'm staying in my form just in case you pirates do something funny."
"My name is Manatsu~!" Manatsu introduced. She and her friends deformed as well. "And these are my friends Sango, Minori and Asuka."
"Aww," Luffy pouted, glancing at Asuka. "I was hoping your real form was a flamingo."
"Me too," Kirika pouted as well.
"Wait, you two thought I was a bird?!" Asuka exclaimed.
"Are there more of you pretty cure comedian heroes?" Happy asked.
Megumi nodded. "There are 54 of us. We each represent a different universe, but we often come together for celebrations or battles."
"5-54?!" Usopp shouted in shock. "And all of them are as strong as you girls?"
"Yup," Cure Princess said with a nod. "There's even a group called Go Princess Pretty Cure!"
"Pretty Cures are legendary heroes after all," Laura boasted.
"Alright that settles it. I wanna face the toughest Pretty Cure in your group!" Natsu declared, which caused the cures and Laura to stare at Natsu like he was crazy.
"W-Why?" Iona asked.
"I'm always eager to beat someone stronger," Natsu answered. "If I can't take down Erza, Laxus or Gildarts, then I might as well take on your most powerful member. Hell, I'll fight them all!"
"What's wrong with him?" Laura asked, thinking that Natsu is insane.
"I think Natsu's starting to lose it," Lucy mumbled.
"Aye, desu," Happy and Kirika said in agreement.
"And now they're combining their phrases now?" Lucy mumbled with a sweatdrop.
"Idiot," Accelerator scolded. "Why waste your time with these magical wimps, when there are two Level 5's aboard this ship."
"Level 5?" Nami questioned.
"Correct," Kuroko nodded. "We're from Academy City, a place where we develop advanced technology, and students focus on academic achievement, and physical athletic skills," Kuroko explained.
Many of them understood what she said. However, Megumi, Manatsu, Hibiki, Kirika, Luffy, Zoro, Natsu, and Gajeel, were confused and stared out in the distance.
"In simple terms, we have powers that are based on science," Misaka said. Which got the others to understand as well.
"We're called espers," Kuroko explained. "Our bodies emit AIM fields that give us our abilities."
"AIM? What a weird name," Luffy commented.
"We have a way in Academy City to measure the quality of our AIM fields. Ranking students from level one to level five," Kuroko explained. "Since Level five is the highest rank an esper can have, there are only seven of them in Academy City."
"So what rank are you?" Gray asked.
"Glad you ask, pervert," Kuroko grinned. "My name is Kuroko Shirai and I'm a Level four Teleportation."
"In other words, your powers are only useful when you're running away from a fi-GAK!" Gajeel was disrupted by a barrel teleported above his head and fell on top of his head.
"You were saying?" Kuroko grinned while Sanji, and Natsu laughed at Gajeel's pain.
"I'm Wannai Kinuho and I'm a Level 3 Water Manipulator," Wannai introduced.
"And I'm Awatsuki Maaya, I'm a Level 3 Buoyancy Manipulator,"
"Buoyancy Manipulator?" Cynthia raised her eyebrow in confusion.
"A person who has the ability to manipulate an object's force, regardless of its gaseous or liquid state," Levy explained. "If Maaya is strong enough, she can make Gajeel float in the water when he has his iron scales on."
"Wait, does that mean you can make me float on water?" Luffy asked, hoping that she could save him from drowning.
"I can only do objects, sorry," Maaya said, causing Luffy to frown.
Kuroko cleared her throat. "And here's the one and only, strong, smart, beautiful, hardworking, childish with wearing unde-"
BANG~!
"I can introduce myself!" Misaka growled after she slammed her fist on top of Kuroko's head. "I'm Misaka Mikoto, and I'm the third Level 5 Railgun."
"Railgun?" Marie asked.
"Yup, But it's easier to show you than explain it," Misaka grinned. She stood up and walked to the side of the ship. Then she reaches into her pockets and pulls out a coin.
"What is she gonna do with a small coin?" Laura asked.
"Maybe she's gonna eat it," Luffy replied.
"Is food the only thing in your mind?" Shirabe asked.
As blue sparks flowed above her head, Misaka flicked the coin into the air. In response to the coin's fall, she flicked it, releasing a beam that caused a tremendous boom. Everyone minus Robin, Minori, Accelerator, and Kuroko who was unconscious had their eyes bulged out of their heads. The beam went straight 3 times faster until it disappeared into the horizon.
"HOLY CRAP!" Usopp yelled in shock.
"That attack can easily take out a Navy Ship!" Nami added.
"SO COOL!" Luffy, Manatsu, Natsu, and Megumi's eyes were sparked in amazed
"Boring," Accelerator yawned, getting everyone's attention. "I can repel Third Rate's pathetic attack, no problem."
"You can!?" Cure Princess asked in shock.
"Of course," Tsuchimikado said. "Accelerator's not called the 1st rank Level 5 in Academy City for nothing."
"1st rank?" Lucy repeated, a bit surprised. "You mean he's the strongest esper in Academy City?"
"He's right," Misaka groaned. "His ability to manipulate vectors is unmatched. I fought him once, and he bounced every blow I sent his way."
"Enough talk!" Natsu sprinted towards Accelerator with his fist held back. "FIGHT ME ACCELERATOR!"
"Natsu wait!" Lucy yelled. Natsu failed to hear Lucy as he prepared to attack Accelerator, who casually flicked his choker on and tilted his head, evading the punch. Before Natsu could plan his next attack, Accelerator simply flicked him in the forehead with his esper ability, sending him soaring to the sky like a comical missile.
"TOO STRONG!" Lucy comically yelled.
Happy was able to get Natsu back on the ship, but he was still unconscious from Accelerator's attack.
"He's still out?" Cynthia asked in shock.
"I don't know about you, but it's much quieter when he's out," Sanji said.
"And be glad that I hold back," Accelerator said, snarkily. "I would've left his arm in a mangle state."
"T-That's was you holding back?!" Laura exclaimed in horror.
"Trust me, he can do a lot worse," Misaka warned.
"Hi I'm Last Order, and Accelerator is my guardian, Misaka Misaka introduced," Last Order announced.
"Is there a reason why she talks like that?" Shirabe asked.
"And what kind of name is Last Order?" Kirika added.
"No clue," Accelerator lied. "I found her following me on the street."
"Your world is weird," Luffy laughed.
"Not as weird as yours," Misaka said with a sweatdropped.
"I'm next," Index said. "Unlike these science people, I'm Index Librorum Prohibitorum and I am a magician!"
Hearing that got the Fairy tail mage, including Natsu who just woken up with his ears perk up. "Did you say, magician!?"
"Although I'm a magician, I don't have any spells like the other magicians back home, but I have 103,000 grimoires in my head," Index explained.
"WHAT?!" Levy yelled in shock.
"What are Grimoires?" Hibiki asked.
"There are books that contain knowledge about magic," Levy answered. "Some of them contain spells that can kill a person just by reading them."
"She's right," Index explained. "But I'm immune to their spells, and I only use the grimoires for knowledge, or combat."
"Now for us," Tsuchimikado grinned, grabbing Touma by the shoulders. "I'm Tsuchimikado, the brains, and the handsome one between Touma and I."
"Great another guy like Loki," Lucy sweatdropped.
"And this handsome man is Touma Kamijou. By the way, if you want to be in Kamiya's harem, just let him fall on you an-," Touma was able to grip free and punch Tsuchimikado in the face interrupting him.
"Would you quit it with the harem crap?!" Touma barked with shark teeth.
"Touma Touma Touma," Tsuchimikado sighed, rubbing his head, "When are ya gonna stop being a damn idiot. You have a selection of beauties to add to your harem. You already have one of the Precures," Tsuchimikado pointed to Manatsu who was confused. "What are you scared of Misaka and Index pummel you fo-."
POW!
"How many times do I have to tell you, I DON'T HAVE A HAREM!" Touma yelled as he landed another punch, the two began fighting each other, creating a fighting cloud. This caused everyone to sweatdrop.
"What the hell is going on?" Chris asked, gazing at them.
"Those two look more like a comedy duo," Shirabe mumbled.
"So what level are you two?" Hibiki asked. The two stop fighting with Tuchimikado trapped Touma in a headlock.
"We are both proud level 0's," Tsuchimikado answered.
"Zero? I thought there were only five Levels," Lily said.
"That's true, but Level 0 refers to students who have no abilities," Kuroko explained.
"WAIT WHAT?!" Manatsu and Laura blurted out in shock.
"THAT'S BULL SHIT!" Jackal yelled, causing some of them to be startled by the demon.
"I completely forgot he was here," Chris admitted while catching her breath.
"I hope you're kidding," Jackal glared at Kuroko. "Because without that boy, I would've been back at Tataros, and you would all be dead!"
"H-he's right," Manatsu said, a bit frightened by Jackal's outburst. "Touma just used his power to fight Jackal! Without setting off his glowing bomb thing~! H-He even stopped the island from being blown up!"
"You better explain what kind of power you have, boy!" Laura ordered, pointing to Touma. "How does a person who's level 0 have a terrifying ability?!"
When Toma noticed everyone staring at him and waiting for an explanation, he felt uncomfortable. Tsuchimikado, Misaka, Index, and Accelerator were the only ones who witnessed his right hand before Manatsu noticed but still wanted an explanation.
"Tsuchimikado a little help?" Touma whispered but noticed Tsuchimikado giving him a thumbs up while mouthing. 'Good luck.'
'Damn my rotten luck,' Touma groaned as he began to explain to the group. "Well um...my ability is called the Imagine Breaker."
"Imagine Breaker... that cool name," Natsu said.
"Before you ask, it's something I was born with," Touma continued. He raised his right arm. "Whenever my right hand comes in contact with any magic spells, or espers abilities, It cancels it out."
"Cancel?" Minori asked.
"It may be hard to explain it in words, Misaka can yo-," Before Touma could finish, Misaka let a small spear of electricity at him which surprised almost everyone, including Touma who quickly put his right hand which blocked the electricity. A glass-shattering sound filled the air as the spear vanished.
Misaka noticed Touma glaring at her. "What? You told me to demonstrate."
"At least let me finish my sentence!" Touma comedically yelled.
"See! That's the same sound I heard when he punched me!" Jackal yelled.
Touma turned to the group, which had mixed reactions. Robin, Tsuchimikado, Index, Minori (Which is seriously hard to tell by her poker face.) and Accelerator were the only ones who weren't fazed by his ability. Erza, Tsubasa, and Lily were a bit surprised, but not as compared to the rest, some had their jaws dropped dramatically and eyes widened in shock, while others had sparkles in their eyes.
"SO COOL~!" Usopp, Luffy and Chopper yelled in amazement.
"That's got to be the greatest power I ever saw!" Megumi shouted with delight.
"You're like an eraser! You just wiped out the lighting like it was nothing!" Hibiki added.
"The higher ups must be pretty oblivious to label him a level 0," Laura scoffed while glancing at Kuroko.
"Yeah, but I'm lost as well," Kuroko said. "The system keeps resigning him as a level 0, despite witnessing him blocking sissy attacks."
"FIGHT ME!" Natsu roared as he comedically lunged at Touma with his fiery fist.
"NO I WANT A PIECE OF HIM!" Gajeel roared as he kicked Natsu out of the way. He then charged at Touma only for Natsu to punch him. Soon the two broke into a fist fight against each other.
"Come on I already got one zapper, I don't need two more!" Touma groaned.
"MOVE IT~!" Erza yelled, kicking Natsu and Gajeel away from Touma. She then glared at the boy. "Touch my armour."
"...Say what?" Touma and Misaka asked with their jaws dropped.
"You said that your right hand can cancel out esper and magic, I want to see if it could withstand my armour," Erza said. The look on her face made the two sweat nervously.
"B-But," Touma stuttered.
"Don't worry about hurting me; I dealt with worse injuries," Erza replied.
'That's not the problem,' Touma sweatdropped. He sighed as he slowly put his right hand on Erza's shoulder which was covered by the armor.
…
…
…
...CRACK!
Erza's armour quickly broke off after waiting a few seconds. Luckily for Touma, it only revealed her white outfit.
"H-He destroyed Erza's armour!" Lucy said, still shocked.
"So it cancels out esper, magic and curses," Manatsu said in awe. "That is such an awesomely tropical shine~!"
"I wouldn't call it awesomely...whatever you just said," Touma replied. "I can't really switch it off and on like any of your abilities. Which means it cancels out healing magic, enchantments as well."
"O-Oh," Wendy said sadly, "No wonder I couldn't heal your wounds."
"Also," He glanced at Hibiki. "It's best if you keep those red crystals you have away from my right hand. I don't know if it's possible, but it may shatter as well."
"That's a terrifying thought, desu~!" Kirika blurted out frightened.
"I wonder, can you also nullify a devil fruit power?" Minori asked.
Tsuchimikado grinned as he went behind Touma. "Well, why don't we find out shall we?"
"Wait Wh-," Tsuchimikado kicked Touma in the back before he could finish. Touma was trying to regain his balance, as he was about to tackle Robin who graciously evaded him without any trouble. However, Marie wasn't quick enough as Touma crashed into her.
" Ow," Touma groaned as he slowly opened his eyes, but only revealed darkness. His eyes widened as he found himself on top of Marie in a compromised position with his head in her boobs. Luffy, Natsu, and Last Order who were a bit confused. Tsuchimikado, Kuroko, Kirika, Accelerator and Happy who had a sly grin, and the rest were just dumbfounded at the position he was in. Marie was blushing furiously, too speechless to react.
It took Touma a moment for his mind to start working before he managed to remove his head from her chest. "I-I so sorry Mar-!
"GET OFF OF MARIE YOU DAMN PERVERT!" Sanji roared comically while kicking Touma in the face, sending him comically flying off the ship.
"This seems familiar," Happy giggled as he thought of Natsu being sent flying by Accelerator.
"Oh, I forgot to mention that Touma's right hand also dispels his luck. Which makes his luck kinda crappy," Tsuchimikado replied.
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PUSH HIM!" Misaka, Lucy, and Manatsu comedically yelled.
Happy once again had to retrieve another person. Since it was Touma, he had to avoid touching his right hand. He was still unconscious from Sanji's kick. Luckily for him, Misaka and Index were waging their anger on Tsuchimikado and Sanji. Index was biting Tsuchimikado's head, while Misaka shocked Sanji unconscious.
"Well, at least I wasn't the only one who got harrassed," Chris muttered.
"Is that supposed to be a good thing?" Shirabe asked with sweatdropped.
"So is it true?" Megumi asked. "Does his hand really cancel out his luck?"
"Yup," Tsuchimikado replied. Even though blood was coming out from where Index's sharp tooth was, he was still able to stand with a grin on his face. "Bad things always happen to my friend here. It's the price you pay for having power like that."
"Or is it that you and your friends are causing all these unfortunate things to happen to him," Lucy replied with a sweatdropped.
Index let go of Tsuchimikado to speak. "Touma is a really nice person, but sometimes stubborn. He always gets into trouble and ends up in the hospital."
"No kidding," Misaka nodded in agreement. "He also tends to help people everywhere he goes. Even though he's not supposed to be involved."
"Like you with Judgment?" Kuroko asked, Misaka nervously laughed.
"Wait, are you saying this wasn't his worst injury?" Iona asked. Index nodded in silence. She along with Manatsu, Kuroko and Misaka can remember a time when Touma came out of nowhere and saved them from their problems. Accelerator can remember his fight with Touma, that he was still standing despite how much blood he lost.
The deck began to become quiet until Natsu broke it with a wide grin on his face. "Don't worry, I won't be too rough on him when we have our fight."
"Quit breaking the mood!" Lucy and Nami yelled, slamming their fists into his skull.
"Now that everyone's acquainted with each other, we can finally talk about the elephant in the room," Kuroko stated. Everyone except Zoro, who was asleep, stared at the boy next to Shirabe…
Who had his face covered up by a white oni mask.
Now I'm not really good at explaining stuff, so if I miss something about the Symphogear girls, then please inform me through a review or private message.
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