Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for...the Main Event...let's get ready to RUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!

Wheeliefan101: *jumps up out of nowhere* WHOOO! I'm back peeps! Be afraid! Be very afraid!

Also, I'm listening to Dare to be Stupid so be even more afraid! =D

So, I bet you're wondering, WHAT THE HECK TOOK ME SO LONG TO OUT THIS STORY UP?!

Well, you see, thanks to a suggestion by WolfSpiritFlower, I have decided to write a story to go along with this rule things. An ACTUAL story. Although, it took me forever to write. I was, like, halfway through making it chapter 1 when I realized: dang! This is gonna take too long! So I just made it a prologue. Shame on me... )=

But I promise to put up Chap 1 of the new story before I post up another one of these chapters. Torture? Not torture? You decide! XD Anyway, I'm going to just leave now and-

Prowl: *runs and points to the author* There she is! Get her!

Wheeliefan101: Crud! He found me! I MUST RUN AWAY! I MUST RUN AW-*gets tackled by him*

Prowl: YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! DISCLAIM OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!

Wheeliefan101: Okay, okay! Wheeliefan101 does not own Transformers or intend this for offense! GAAAAAAAAWSH!

#1 Do not complain that having Sideswipe and Sunstreaker for guardians is the worst thing that could happen

So, I finally get to Autobot base

And after a few discussions and arrangements, I find out I have the terrible two for guardians (thanks a lot Prowl!)

I was none too happy about this, especially since my last encounter with twins

So I used my only weapon against the twins

I whined

They whined back

But there's two of them

So I basically lost...

Then I got lectured about "worse" things that could happen

Ug

#2 Don't mutter under your breath "I thought you said freedom was the right of all sentient beings"

I was mad so I mumbled it under my breath when Optimus said I couldn't go home for "safety" reasons

Unfortunately, someone heard

Cliffjumper air-kick-jumped me

It took Prowl, Jazz, Bluestreaker, Mirage, Bumblebee, Seaspray, AND Optimus to pry him off me

Then they made me apologize

I am not very happy with these Autobots

#3 Don't get Ratchet mad

Well,

I was still mad

I really didn't want a check-up

So when Ratchet said I needed a check-up, I told him "Go fall in a hole!"

Who knew he threw wrenches?! (Ok, so probably everyone but me)

And I thought Hook was bad with his hooks...

#4 When you are around Jazz, do not yell "You wanna piece of me?!"

Smokescreen was attempting to train me

Key word attempting

I then yelled "YOU WANNA A PIECE OF ME?!"

Jazz was there

He got really scary

First his optic twitched

Then...

*shivers*

It's too horrible to repeat

And while I was distracted, Smokescreen flipped me over

Ow

I wonder why that phrase disturbs Jazz...

#5 Do not have a staring contest with Sideswipe

I was mad at him

He was mad at me

We were glaring at each other, trying to make the other blink first

Then my eyes started watering

And I blinked

Sideswipe is such a sore winner

Sunstreaker tsked at me while shaking his head

He then said "Silly femme. Don't you know that Autobots don't have to blink?"

I felt so stupid

DUMB LAWS OF PHYSICS!

#6 No matter what the twins tell you, Ratchet's name is not really Hatchet
I've been duped again

Why do I believe twins when they talk about nicknames?

Seriously, I be so stupid sometimes...

I called Ratchet that

I ended up with a lot of dents

He said he was going easy on me because I was a femme

Turns out there is a Decepticon named Hatchet

Who knew?

#7 Gum is now banned from base

So

I was chewing gum in my cybertronian form (don't ask where I got gum that big)

I then began blowing bubbles

Unfortunately, I blew this REALLY BIG one

It was seriously like the size of Teletraan-1

And then it...

Popped (more like exploded)

The 'bots found me covered in it

And half the base covered in it

We are no longer allowed to have gum

#8 No matter how much you wish your DSI was a Transformer, it never will be

I was playing on my DSI and then I had to stop (by had to I mean Ratchet threatened to throw his wrench at me)

So I sighed and wished aloud that my DSI was a transformer

I mean...we get along so well!

Except when my DSI is artificial intelligence and playing against me (I've yelled some

very not nice things to it)

Unfortunately

Wheeljack heard my comment

He tried to turn my DSI into a transformer

It blew up

T.T

R.I.P. my beloved DSI

Now we'll never now if you were really a transformer

*sniff*

But Wheeljack owes me a new DSI

#9 When Ratchet takes you to the med-bay for any reason, do not fight him, kicking and screaming, with your final words before entering the med-bay "No! I want to live!"

I really don't like doctors or hospitals

Or in this case, medics and med-bays

So Ratchet had to DRAG me, kicking and screaming the entire way

I grabbed the walls and my last word were, and this is a direct quote, "NO! I WANT TO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!"

Ratchet was not happy

Then I got lectured about it by Prowl

What can I say? I just don't like hospitals (er, med-bays)

#10 My room is not to be used for a war zone

Sideswipe, Sunstreaker and Jazz were fighting over something

I tried to stay out of it

Because they put the "rough" in "rough housing"

But I got to my room, and there they were

Destroying my room as I know it

So I did the only thing I knew to do

Scream "YOU ALL, BETTER GET OUTTA HERE, BEFORE I TELL PROWL YOU'RE MURDERING MY ROOM AND HE DROP KICKS YOUR SORRY TAILPIPES ALL THE WAY TO GOBOTRON AND BACK!"

They got out of there real fast

Looks like I got the touch

The power

YEAH! (hee hee)

Wheeliefan101: Oh yeah! Done! Lol, now listening to The Touch! X3 Hey...maybe I have the touch! I could get the Matrix and become Prime! =D

All Autobots: AW, HECK NO!

Optimus Prime: EVASIVE MANUEVERS! PROTECT THE MATRIX AT ALL COSTS!

Ironhide: OMEGA SUPREME! GET IN HERE! THE ENEMY MUST NOT BE ALLOWED NEAR THE MATRIX! IT WILL MEAN CERTAIN DOOM FOR ALL OF US!

Wheeliefan101: You Autobots are mean... TT^TT

R&R, throw marshmellows, YOU KNOW THE DRILL! ;D