I-I can explain! This isn't what it looks like!

...yeah, okay, it actually is

I know I promised I would update the new chapter for the story that goes along this before I updated this but...it was taking longer than I expected

I'll try harder next time! DX

Prowl: Ahem

Wheeliefan101: Aw, heck no! You ain't tacklin' me and forcin' me into disclaimin' this time! *pats football suit/gear which I happened to be wearing* Do your worst

Prowl: *shrug* Okay *whistles*

Wheeliefan101: Wait, wha- D=

Dinobots: *run over Wheeliefan101* TOUCHDOWN!

Wheeliefan101: CAN'T...BREATHE... D8

Prowl: Disclaim or I'll make them do it again

Wheeliefan101: Wheeliefan...101...doesn't own transformers or...intend this for...offense! *falls over* Oh, gosh!

Chapter 2: It's a contact sport

#11 Do not ask any Autobots where the bathroom is

I really had to go

I was lost (the base is big)

So I had to ask Prowl

He then asked me WHAT a bathroom was and why I needed it

I then had to go through an embarrassing conversation

Prowl backed away from me slowly when I told him

I STILL haven't found where the bathroom is

#12 Do not go in front of the screen when the bots are watching something

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker were watching football (don't ask me why)

I had to walk in front of it to go to Optimus's office (I was in deep trouble)

The yelled at me and Sunstreaker actually SHOT AT ME!

Ratchet was not happy when he heard what had happened

He walked out with a wrench in hand

He didn't come back

I went in the rec room to see why

Turns out he was watching too

WHAT THE HAY?!

Why is the male gender so attracted to football?

#13 Holograms are not to be used to scare me

There I was, just chasing Cliffjumper around, yelling snappy comebacks at him

Unfortunately for me, the two terror twins had decided to help Cliffy

This random dude I had never seen before suddenly appeared

...right in front of me

So I had no time to get out of the way

But here's the twist

I RAN RIGHT THROUGH HIM

LIKE HE WAS A GHOST!

I, of course, screamed like a maniac, clinging to the thing nearest to me

Which happened to be Prowl

After Prowl had pried me off of himself, he told me a MILLION times there were no such things as ghosts

And he dragged the laughing twins and Cliffjumper off to the brig (ha ha!)

Then Hound told me all about holograms

Didn't understand a word of it...

#14 Never open a car door and scratch Sunstreaker's paint job

So

I had to go somewhere

Sideswipe was driving me

Sunstreaker was next to us (I have no idea why)

This is how the crime happened:

Me: Sideswipe, please open your door

Sideswipe: You have two arms that work perfectly fine

Me: Arghhhhhh }:( *opens door*

Sideswipe's door: *hits Sunstreaker and causes a scratch*

Me and Sideswipe: OoO!

Me: *slams door shut* DRIVE SIDESWIPE, DRIVE IF YOU HAVE ANY VALUE FOR OUR LIVES!

That did not end well

I would tell you what happened but some things are just too gory to be retold

#15 You cannot hide the fact that you have irregular brain patterns causing in the disruptions of illusions while unconscious that lead to anxiety, stress and fear

In other words:

You got nightmares?

The bots are gonna find out about 'em

You can't hide it

Believe me, I've tried

Ratchet asked what was wrong

I said "nothing"

The twins asked

It was harder to keep it from them 'cause there are two of them and they kept pummeling me with questions

But I still kept my cool

I was asleep one night

I had the nightmares againI woke up screaming

All the Autobots came running in

They kept asking me what was wrong 'till I finally screamed at them that I as having nightmares

And broke down into a fit of tears

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe had to stay with me

Had to as in forced to

Because they were like my, you know, guardians (no matter how lousy they may be at it)

Turns out the nightmares where just stress (yelling at someone somehow helps me get rid of stress)

P.S. My nightmares were about Soundwave taking off his mask

(Lol!)

#16 Don't ask why a song called "The Touch" keeps playing when Optimus fights Megatron

I was just wondering

I asked Prowl

He glitched

I think I broke the fourth wall...

#17 Asking the Autobots the time is not wise

They can get real precise

Down to astroseconds (what ever that is)

Or they go all transformer-y on you

What the hay is a megacycle?

#18 Don't ask Sideswipe to help you with your hair

I was going to this dance at school (against my will)

And I was trying to get my hair to look good (or at least normal)

Emphasis on TRYING

Sideswipe heard me and saw my fails and offered to help

I wound up trapped in my hair

Sideswipe was like, "OoO! O mi gosh! I can fix this!"

While I was more like this, "D:{! SIDESWIPE! YOU'D BETTER FIX THIS!"

He ran off to get Sunstreaker

Sunstreaker surprisingly fixed and made it look better than it did before

3:{

I totally got owned by a giant lemon

#19 Sunstreaker is not a lemon, no matter how much he acts like one

I kinda said "I totally got owned by a giant lemon. What is wrong with me?" when Sunstreaker finished my hair and left the room

I got a lecture

A long lecture

About how Sunstreaker is not a lemon

No matter how much he acts like one

Frankly, I'm surprised

#20 Humans do not have cooties

I came home from school, muttering about boys, girls, and cooties

Unfortunately Red alert heard me

He didn't let any of us near base (which was kinda hard for me)

They finally had to sedate him when he came after me with a giant can of disinfectant

Oooh, that was scary!

Now he just won't let us come near him

Wheeliefan101: Still...can't breathe...

Ratchet: *grumbling* Crazy younglings, not wanting to disclaim...

Wheeliefan101: I just...wanna thank Answerthecall, Dragon of Yin and Yang, Jasper Dragonfly, Moonlight Titan, Mera Arem Rema, and Queen Akadeanna Hawk for the favorite *shifts uncomfortably*

And Answerthecall, Jasper Dragonfly, Queen Akadeanna Hawk, GoldenNinjaBot360, TFPKO Fan Girl, chili22, and dglsprincess105 for the follow

Also, in response to the reviews:

Queen Akadeanna Hawk: Glad I could make you laugh :)

TFPKO Fan Girl: You asked, I answered, glad you loved it ;)

Dragon of Yin and Yang: I did!~ XD

Answerthecall: Aw, you're making me blush, stop it ^/^ No, please continue ;)

Ratchet: *grumbles about "self absorbed kids"*

GoldenNinjaBot360: Yay! Someone else likes chaos! 8D Vote for Wheeliefan101 for Prime!

Ratchet: *hits me with wrench*

Wheeliefan101: ...ow... T.T

Kitcat from the Sky: Gah! I didn't really mean it!

*cough* R&R please ;)