Wheeliefan101: OMAHFRAGGING GOSH! I FORGOT TO REPLY TO AZUL THE BLUE'S REVIEW! D=

Autobots: *chase 101* DISCLAIM!

Wheeliefan101: *runs away* NEVER! DX

Oh, and Azul the Blue, thanks, she needs it :) *looks back at mob* Both of us -_-"

AND LEMME JUST REPLY TO ALL THE OTHER REVIEWS NOW!

velciraptor4569: LOL! XD

Azul the Blue: I did. Once. But everybody threw marshmallows at me... ._.

Moonlight Titan: Do you really wanna give me ideas? ;D

TFPKO Fan Girl: That it is, that it is ;)

Tinyterror: I know *looks back at Autobots* but they don't! D8

Lambor Terror Lep: (both) Mwahahaha! I'm back! }:D

Kitcat from the Sky: No! DX Not the jumbo! Anything but the jum-*gets buried under marshmallows

GoldenNinjaBot360: (still buried under marshmallows) Mmmf mmh mmh mmn mh mhh mmm mmf mh! Translation: Yes, you are crazy, CRAZY AWESOME! 8D

GTG! BYYEEEE!

Chapter 3: BACK OFF!

#21 Do not randomly hug a bot

I randomly hugged Mirage

He asked me what I was doing

I told him I loved him

I got sent to the med-bay for a sanity test

I passed (but just barely)

#22 When Prowl tells you do something, do it

Prowl told me to clean my room

I whined and conplained about it

Five hours later it still wasn't clean

That's 'cause I was going on strike

Then Prowl lectured me

About what, I have no idea

He kept lecturing 'till I finally yelled, "ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'LL DO IT! JUST MAKE IT STOP!"

My room has never looked nicer

#23 Changing the base's stairs to escalators is not allowed

I kept walking

After five minutes I got suspicious

Then I started running

I never reached the top

I finally yelled for help until Prowl came

Turns out I was walking UP a DOWN esclalator

He put the ones responsible in the brig

My poor legs will probably never walk again

#24 Grapes are for eating, not wars

I was having lunch

With grapes

It was all a blur

Next thing I know, we're firing grapes at each other (Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Jazz, and

Bluestreak that is)

It was real funny when Ironhide came in to see what was happening...

And slipped on the grapes...

And fell on his backside

XD

#25 You are not allowed to throw Ratchet's wrenches

I was working on HARD homework

Jazz and Sideswipe were playing annoying music

I finally lost my patient and threw Ratchet's wrench at them

I'm stronger when I'm angry

There was a loud crash

Prowl asked what had happened

I told him I threw one of Ratchet's wrenches at Sides and Jazz

Ratchet just happened to be attached to it

#26 Do not try and explain where babies come from to the bots

I didn't do it

No way

Carly did

I've never seen so many 'bots glitch at once

See what you did, Carly?!

#27 Mistletoes are now banned from base

I'm totally afraid of those things

Especially when I'm in a base full of the opposite gender

I blasted that thing like there was no tomorrow

Unfortunately, I almost took Bumblebee's head with it

#28 Scraplets are terrifying metal killer cannibals, not pets

I found one

I couldn't resist

I nearly lost my entire torso when I brought into base

I had to release it into the wild

T.T I hope George's okay

#29 Don't avoid your check-ups

I used my genius plan and avoided them

Unfortunately my processor was really messed up

The whole base had to go on lockdown

I turned crazy and went on a killing spree

Luckily I didn't kill anyone

Although I haven't seen Huffer around...

#30 When a liquid substance falls onto your body, immediately wipe it off

Because it could be poisonous acid (courtesy of Wheeljack)

You want to avoid that

Or it could just be a spitball (courtesy of the twins)

You also wanna avoid that

I'M BACK AND STILL RUNNING! D8

THANK YOU TFPKO FAN GIRL, TINYTERROR, LSMBOR TERROR LEP, KITCAT FROM THE SKY, AND RANDALL BOGGS FOR THE FAV!~

*lookd behind to see bots gaining* o.O!

ALSO THANKS TO NIC0NYNJA, TINYTERROR AND LAMBOR TERROR LEP FOR THE FOLLOW! YIIIPES! THEY'RE ALMOST HERE! *-uts the pedal to the metal* REVIEW! D8