Being chased by Prowl, can't reply right now, GTG R&R, bye!

Chapter 4: You're embarrassing me

#31 We can no longer have slushies

I was eating one in my cybertronian mode...

It fell on me and got into my joints

I couldn't move for three weeks

#32 New recruits are no longer allowed near me

Aww, but I like them! :(

Although I do tend to freak them out

Especially with me being half cybertronian...

And my weird sayings...

Also the fact that I jump out of nowhere and yell at them...

And sometimes pounce on them for piggybacks...

Hm...

Maybe there's a connection...

#33 Optimus is no longer allowed to play racing video games

We don't care if he's the leader

We don't care if he's a Prime

We don't care if he's got "the touch"

WE DON'T EVEN CARE IF HE'S GOT THE STINKING MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP! NO RACING GAMES!

We were driving down the highway

Optimus spotted a Decepticon

He then said, and this is a direct quote, "Autobots, I'm in Hot Pursuit!"

As if he was actually in the game!

That called for an epic facepalm

I can never be seen in public with him again

Oh, and he caused a five mile car crash from his reckless driving but that's beside the point

#34 Do not try and kill the new recruits

No matter how annoying they are

I personally like them

But you won't allow me to be near them :(

I mean, all I do is creep them out!

You guys try to kill 'em

Although that one guy did go into therapy...

#35 When Prowl tells you to do a report, do not send it in a text

Heh heh

Prowl was mad

REALLY mad

He didn't glitch

I wasn't that fortunate

No, he chased me around base yelling somethings I'm pretty sure are not legal to repeat

None of the bots even lifted a finger to help :(

He finally caught me when I smacked into that wall

He made me go to the brig, re-write the report, grounded me, made me STAND in the corner of the brig and count to a gatrillion zillion, took away ALL my sugar related items, then made me clean the WHOLE brig with an nerdental brush (a brush for getting to the spaces in between your teeth), and after that he made me go to bed early

Oh yeah

AND HE MADE ME WHERE A DUNCE HAT!

Since when did giant robots from another planet know about dunce hats?

Now all Prowl has to do is LOOK at me and I head for the hills

#36 Career day can't take place at the Autobot base

The 'bots said I should be a lawyer since I like to argue so much

Can I help it if I like to verbally prove that people are wrong?

But I caved in on Career day

So I came back in a suit with a suitcase

Prowl was about to throw Sideswipe in the brig

I gave Prowl a glare and said, "I highly suggest you let MY client go!"

Prowl looked at me

Sideswipe smiled

I then went on to explain that Sideswipe was my client (everyone knows he needs a lawyer)

And told Prowl, "Does he not get a fair trial? I THOUGHT WE WERE LIVING IN THE 21ST CENTURY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"

So we had a trial

Optimus was judge

Smokescreen was baliff (I sometimes wonder about that guy...)

Everyone else (which means everyone but Sideswipe, me, Smokescreen, Prowl, and Optimus) was the jury

Sweet mercy that was a day to remember!

Especially since Optimus really got into the part and wore a white wig (XD)

#37 Do not insult an Autobot's paintjob

Yeesh!

Who knew someone could be so picky about their paintjob?

I was talking *cougharguingcough* with Tracks

Tracks said my headlights were ugly

I wasn't really bothered by it... (although they were the cool blue lights instead of regular ones so it did hurt a bit!)

He insulted me and I followed the quintessential twins rule: thou shalt return an insult taken with ten fold

So I had to insult Tracks' paintjob

Bad move on my part

He threw me into a wall

And Prowl made me clean it up and apologize to Tracks

T.T *pout*

#38 Do not give the bots any ideas about dog collars

When I find the person who told them about collars *gets weapon ready* they answer to ME

SIDESWIPE WALKED ME AROUND THE BASE WITH A DOG COLLAR AND A LEASH!
AND WHEN PEOPLE ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING, HE SAID, "I'm walking my pet."

OOOH HOW THAT GOT MY GOAT!

That day, I lost my dignity

Sideswipe better know how to recharge with one optic open!

#39 When I'm deeply involved in reading a book, do not snatch it away from me

I tend to zone out if I'm reading a good book

No matter what Red alert tells you, I did not mean to slice his arm off

I was acting off of instinct

My instinct told me 'get that book back no matter the cost'

Still, I wound up in the brig (luckily I brought my book along with me ;) )

#40 Do not fall asleep during a meeting

This is pretty self explanatory but still

For the love of Pete (what ever that means and whoever that is)

I will tell you why

The meeting was sooooooo boring

I had got to sleep late last night

I woke up with a puddle of drool and all the 'bots starin' at me

I mumbled, "This is awkward."

Turns out I talk in my sleep

And snore

LOUDLY
Awk-werd!