Wheeliefan101: *walks into a darkened room*

Wheeliefan101: *flips light switch*

Wheeliefan101: OH WOW

Wheeliefan101: That's a lot of cobwebs

Wheeliefan101: *hack* *hack* *cough* And dust!

Wheeliefan101: *pushes index fingers together in an apologetic and what-I-hope-is kawaii way* It's been a hot minute, huh?

Wheeliefan101: Truth be told, I wasn't planning on coming back to this. Sowwy DX

Sunstreaker: Cheap is talk. Explain what you're going to be doing about it instead of whimpering about it

Wheeliefan101: Right! After seeing people who still start following me despite my inactivity (ya'll are saints ;o;) I decided to come back and at least finish this story. It's already all written up (I had a LOT of time to write back in the day lol) so I'll be posting new chapters for this every so often. I can't promise that I'll be very active on DMs, reviews or anything else but I want to wrap this story up with the credit younger me deserves.

Sunstreaker: Aren't you forgetting something?

Wheeliefan101: Uh, no? I already put on sunscreen today, dumdum

Sunstreaker, growling: I meant the disclaimer!

Wheeliefan101: Oh, right. I totally own transformers and in their next series I'm going to make them magical gir-

Sunstreaker: *kicks me into the sun* Put your sunscreen to good use. This idiot's too poor to own transformers or even her own sunscreen

Chapter 8: Say hello to the brig

#71 Do not try to dig a hole to escape the brig

It was a perfect plan

I'd spent weeks on it

It took me five trips to the brig to finally get the hole done

When I finally saw sunlight, I shouted "FREEEEEDOM!"

Until I saw Prowl

Who did NOT look amused

Turns out I had dug a hole right to his office (maybe my caculating was off by a smidgen)

Go figure

#72 Do not tell the new recruits Wheeljack is the doc-bot

Sideswipe

Sunstreaker

SHAME!

Sideswipe: But didn't YOU also have a part in this?

Me: Zip-tp-tp-tp! Don't tell them that!

Sideswipe: But-

Me: *duct tapes his mouth shut* There. Now where was I?

Oh yeah.

Some new guys arrived

Some 'bots/people thought it would be a good idea to tell them Wheeljack was the doc-bot

'Jackie had a field day

Ratchet couldn't figure out why they never made it to the med-bay

Poor new recruits though

They have a fear of pop-tarts, fur, and pom poms (Wheeljack's invention)

And the 'bots/people who did now have a giant dent in their helms

(*rubs helm* ow T.T)

#73 Stop scanning our food

Ratchet

Seriously

Stop scanning everything I consume

It's getting annoying

Yes I know cookies are very unhealthy but have you tasted them?!

They're the best thing since weekends!

And I REFUSE to eat only healthy stuff!

Of course the food I eat looks disgusting when you see what's inside of it and what

it's made of!

Everything's grosser when you know what's inside it!

#75 No more dancing marathons

Jazz, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Blaster, Bumblebee

I'll never know how you convinced me to join in

Or where you got that giant dance mat

I can't figure out how Prowl or any of the other 'bots didn't know

That music was just barely below making us all go deaf

Bumblebee and Blaster were the first ones out

Then Sunstreaker

Then Sideswipe

I'm also positive the dance mat started smoking

How I stayed in that long is beyond me

But Jazz finally beat me

With the splits

It's not my fault I'm not flexible

Although I did break my leg trying to do the splits also

I got BUUUUUURNED

#76 I refuse to drive anyone around

I do not care if I look cool

I do not care if I can go over 160mph

I do not care if I will impress your boyfriend/girlfriend

I DO NOT CARE!

So stop asking, Spike!

I'm not even old enough to be driving (although the cops'll never know, MWHAHAHAHAHA!)

Prowl: Are you so sure about that?

Me: Oh slag

#77 When on the battlefield, no playing "hot potato" with a bomb

It's Smokescreen's fault

He activated the bomb and threw it

He unfortunately has lousy aim

He hit Cliffjumper in the back of the head with it

Cliffjumper picked it up and threw it to Inferno

Who tossed it to Windcharger

Where it bounced of his forcefield to Warpath

Who gave it to Hound

Who passed it to Tracks

Who handed it to Sideswipe and Sunstreaker

Who threw it to Bluestreak

Who handed it to me

I, not knowing what it was, just dumbfoundedly stared at it

To which it blew up in my face

#78 Do not tell the bots about valentine's day

There are about a gazillion mechs on base

And about only two femmes (me and Arcee)

I had completely forgotten it was Valentines day

Until I went to my room and as soon as I opened, an avalanche of cards hit me

Some where really weird

E.G.:

"Loving you is the right of all sentient beings" (Optimus)

"You're out of this world" (Cosmos)

"You're under arrest for stealing my heart" (Prowl [very, VERY creepy])

"Please 'bee' my 'honey'" (Bumblebee)

"Everytime I see you, my heart goes 'Yeehaw!'" (Who in the world is Skids?)

"Roses are red, violets are blue, hey wanna go for a drive? Just me and you!" (I don't know WHO did that and I don't want to FIND OUT)

I then came across a certain one

"Fire is red, energon is blue, found out 'bout this, got all the 'bots to send 'em to you
-Sideswipe"

I then decided to meet up with Arcee

She got one from Sunstreaker

We were both mad

There's one thing I don't think Streaker and Sides quite grasped about this holiday

It works both ways

#79 No putting spiders anywhere near anyone to scare them

I was in my room

Reading a book

Then I saw something out of the corner of my eye

I looked down

There was a spider

The 'bots came in to see why I was screaming bloody murder

They found me clinging to the light, yelling unintelligent things while pointing at the spider

They all had a good laugh about it (excluding me)

Until they found out there were hornets in their rooms

ANGRY hornets

I never knew Sunstreaker could scream that high

SWEET REVENGE!

#80 Do not ask the bots to teach you gymnastics

It seemed like a good idea

I mean, have you seen some of the things those guys can pull off?!

I'd always wanted to learn gymnastics

Sides, Jazz, and Streaker offered to teach me

Let's just say it resulted in this:

5 important objects broken

4 bones snapped

3 'bots in trouble

2 mechs twisted into me (it's not my fault, they got in the way!)

1 massive headache

0 gymnastics skills