Wheeliefan101: *checks the script*
Wheeliefan101: *checks the last chapter I posted*
Wheeliefan101: *checks the script again*
Wheeliefan101: *checks the last chapter I posted again*
Wheeliefan101: *checks the script again agai-
Red Alert, bursting into the room and knocking wheeliefan101 and all her papers to the ground like bowling pins: Are you just going to keep repeating the same two things over and over?! What is this, an essay you're trying to increase the word count on?!
Wheeliefan101: Oh, Red Alert
Wheeliefan101: I would never be able to use asterisks on an essay you silly goose ;)
Red Alert: *knocks me to the ground with an actual bowling ball this time*
Wheeliefan101, flattened: ...ladies and gents and otherwise I realized I made a teeny tiney itsy bitsy baby littl-
Red Alert: *looms over me threateningly*
Wheeliefan101: mistake! And I miscounted the rules I added!
Wheeliefan101 with a cutesy, how-could-you-blame-this-face: Oopsie, tee hee!
Wheeliefan101: But it's okay because I went back to every single chapter and edited them to make them easier to read and I fixed it so everything's fine!
Red Alert: why I oughtta-wait.
Red Alert: so this is just a regular chapter
Wheeliefan101: you bet your energon goodies it is!
Red Alert: so why did you have such a long intro for this?
Wheeliefan101, again, with a cutesy, how-could-you-blame-this-face: because I wanted people to know all the work I put in
Red Alert with a cutesy, I-will-kill-you-in-your-sleep-face: Nobody cares if you're just fixing the mistakes you made. Now if you don't disclaim I'll knock you over a third time. That's what you humans call a turkey, right?
Wheeliefan101: actually we call it second-degree murder but-
Red Alert: *aiming*
Wheeliefan101: uHUH IDONTOWNTRANSFORMERS BYE
Chapter 9: Safety hazard!
#81 No bots are allowed in the kitchen
I was hungry
We were all out of ready-made food
Bluestreak went to get some
But then some of the 'bots got weirded out by my stomach noises
So they got desperate
In my defense, I tried to fix something with the little stuff that was left, by putting it in the blender, but the blender...
...blew up...
Anyway, back to the bots being desperate
I didn't want to know WHAT they put in that soup
I was really scared of it but got even more scared...
When it moved
Not moved as in the soup jiggled a bit
Moved as in JUMPED OFF THE TABLE AND STARTED TRYING TO EAT ME!
I never knew I could run so fast
Omega Supreme finally had to shoot it
Multiple times
And then step on it
And throw it in the incenerator
And burn the incinerator
Life is never dull with the Autobots
#82 No making up nicknames for Sunstreaker
Sides and I were bored
Then we got this brilliant (A.K.A. terrible) idea
We started coming up with names for Sunstreaker
While he was in the room
"Sunny"
"Lemon"
"Banana"
"Sunshine"
"Sunflower"
"Dandelion"
We could tell he was getting mad
Which mad us want to provoke him even more
"Daffodil"
"Cheese"
"Corn"
"Pacman"
"School bus"
"Blondie"
"Hey! I'm blonde! That's an insult to me!"
"Fine, fine. Taxi"
"Yellow warbler"
"Do I even want to know how you know that?"
"No, you don't"
"Lego man"
However he was still patient (although we could tell it was hard)
Until we got to one name...
"Chicken"
After that, he finally lost it
And then proceeded to try and strangle me (I was the one who had come up with it)
Sides was too busy laughing to help
I'm glad Ratchet happened to walk in at that moment
#83 The "5 second rule" does not work with the bots
I was eating a cookie
I, being my clumsy self, dropped it
I then picked it up
Unfortunately Ratchet noticed
Let's just say I never got to eat my cookie and suffered many sterilizing tests
I then tried to tell him about the "5 second rule"
He then told me about all the germs that could collect in that time
I WANT MY COOKIE!
#84 Do not see if Bluestreak can talk more/fasyer than Blurr (and vice versa)
It was a bad idea from the start
Curiosity killed the cat
Although it was partly Hot Rod's fault
Blurr and Bluestreaker damaged their vocal proccesors
For two months
Most 'bots were actually glad
But then somebot had a "BRIGHT IDEA" to upgrade Blurr's and Bluestreak's vocal processors
Joy
#85 Do not play headbands with the twins
"Am I large?"
"No."
"Am I heavy?"
"No."
"Can you eat me?"
"No."
"Can I fly?"
"No."
"You are no help."
"I am too! You're just not asking the right questions!"
"Then TELL me the right questions to ask!"
"No! That'll be like cheating!"
"Since when have you cared about cheating?"
"Since it wasn't me that was doing it!"
"Time's up!"
Sideswipe and I were playing
I tried everything I could think of
He was no help
Sunstreaker then interrupted our heated conversation by telling us our time was up
Then it was Sideswipe's turn
Revenge will be sweet
"Am I red?"
"You wish."
"Can I be consumed?"
"In your dreams."
"Am I large?"
"You have no idea."
"You're no help!"
"Look who's talking!"
#86 Do not wake up certain bots/humans
Warning: I have pillows with me when I sleep
I will not hesitate to throw them at you
Nor any other 'bots that may be within arms length
I kinda feel sorry for Hound
One minute he was just standing there, the next he's flying through the air
Ratchet also uses wrenches
He can throw them in his sleep
I have the bruises to prove it
And Optimus...
You don't even want to know…
#87 No filming movies
Sides, Streaker, and I thought it was a good idea
Sunstreaker was the good looking protaginost
Sideswipe was the bad guy
I was the damsel in distress
We got Bluestreak to be the camera person
Apparently, we were better actors than we thought
The 'bots came in to see what all the screaming was about
They then shot multiple times at Sideswipe, thinking he had turned bad
Jazz then dove in to save me
We then had to explain what we were doing
They then apologized to Sideswipe multiple times
I never thought Jazz would save me
*big, girly, dreamy, sigh* my hero ^u^
#88 No making a blog about the bots
I was bored
So I went on the internet and made a blog
It was called, "Embarrassing things about the Autobots they don't want you to know"
You can tell where this is going
It was real successful
...until Red alert found out about it
That guy is too nosey for his own good...
#89 No picking humans up upside down
We humans are very delicate
And can get nausea easily
You'd think they'd have learned by now
But we still keep hearing that unmistakable sound
[Insert vomiting sound]
It was the worst with Sunstreaker
He picked me up
By my ankle
He was not too happy about my "organic fluids" all over him
#90 Herbie fully loaded is now banned from base
We were having a Herbie marathon
Although SOME mechs kept annoying me, asking why Herbie wasn't a transformer
Then we got to Herbie Fully Loaded
Some of the guys got a little freaked out when they saw the cars crushed ('cause some of them are, like, you know, cars)
Ok
Maybe they freaked out quite a lot
But that wasn't as bad as when they saw the demolition derby
I had no idea how high pitched their voices could get
Or that their paint could pale
I finally had to stop the DVD and convince them it was just fiction and none of that really happened
I have yet to tell them there are real demolition derbies...
Wheeliefan101: sorry this took so long
Mirage: AGAIN
Wheeliefan101: and that I haven't been active on here
Mirage: AGAIN
Wheeliefan101: and that I keep dragging random bots in here so it doesn't feel like I'm talking to myself
Mirage: AGAI-wait, I'm just some random bot to you?
Wheeliefan101: What? No, of course not...
Wheeliefan101: *squinting at blurred handwriting on palm* Millane
Mirage: That's not even a word... T-T
Wheeliefan101: anyway, sorry for how long you guys have to wait in between chapters! It's all written but I want to space it out so you guys aren't just BOMBARDED with a bunch of chapters all at once. And absence makes the heart grow fonder, right? :D
Mirage: *grumbling* remembering someone's name makes the heart grow fonder *grumble, grumble*
Wheeliefan101: don't worry, I'm sure it'll come back to me, um, Hound
Mirage: IT'S MIRAGE! HOUND IS GREEN!
Wheeliefan101: hahaha... anyway, if you're tired of me being a lazy bum who forgets to upload just get you and your friends to spam me with "why have you abandoned us, father?"
Mirage: wait, would that actually make you upload faster?
Wheeliefan101: I mean...probably not...
Wheeliefan101: *gives a thumbs up* But it will scare the heck out of me if I forget about it!