Wheeliefan101: *posing in terribly put together magical girl cosplay* In the name of Cyberton, I'll punish you! *swings around mop like a sword*
Sunstreaker: Magical girls don't use swords
Wheeliefan101: *snickers* You watch magical girl shows?
Sunstreaker: Yeah, so?
Wheeliefan101: Uh...
Sunstreaker:
Wheeliefan101:
Sunstreaker:
Wheeliefan101: *boops him with mop* Begone evil!
Sunstreaker: *chases wheeliefan* I'LL SHOW YOU EVIL!
Wheeliefan101: *screams and tries to run* *trips* *Sunstreaker catches up to her*
*Video feed abruptly cuts off*
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Chapter 14: WE. ARE. FAMILY!
#131 No saying the Autobots are your "family"
I was at school, dying from boredom, when the teacher told us our homework
"You must write an essay about the inhabitants of your household."
I started to get a little worried and another kid asked, "Don't you mean our family?"
"No. The people you are living with currently. Which includes all animals."
So I had to write an essay
About living with the Autobots
I could've just lied, but noooooooooo
I HAD to tell the truth (yeah right, Prowl)
Most kid's essays started like this:
"I live with my family."
My essay started like this:
"I live with giant autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron."
My teacher sent me to the principle's office
I then got a week's detention and five Friday schools
I am not very happy right now
#132 No applying make up while in a moving Transformer
Carly tends to do her make up a lot
And Cybertronians have to drive her around
One time Carly accidently spilled it
Ever had make up seep into your joints?
It apparently is REALLY uncomfortable
That's last time I drive YOU anywhere, Carly
#133 If you hear "Chibi" and "Wheeljack in the same sentence, find a bomb shelter
One of his few experiments that didn't blow up...
Turned the Autubots into chibis
I'm not kidding
They even had these cute, high pitched voices
I laughed so hard I nearly died
Until I was chibified...
Teltraan-1 finally saved us
I'm staying away from Wheeljack for a while...
#134 No asking Sides and Streaker to help you with homework
I was learning about ancient Rome
And gladiators
We had to do an report on gladiators
So I thought it would be a good idea to ask the Lambo twins to help me
You know, being ex-gladiators and all (you didn't hear that from me)
So they told me a very DETAILED story of their gladiator days
They finally stopped because I had discovered a new shade of green
…on my face
Remind me never to watch the Cybertronian gladiator shows...
#135 Staples are for stapling, not shooting
Even though there's something called a staple GUN
Anyway, I was working on homework and Sides and Jazz were being annoying
As usual
They finally annoyed me to the point where I whirled around, and-using my stapler-shot staples at them
Then it turned into an all out war
Prowl finally came in
And saw that everything was covered in staples, including us
We were sent to the brig and are not allowed to use staplers without supervision
They haven't said anything about rubber bands though...
#136 Stop hanging humans on flag poles
I've found at least twenty people up there
None of them knew how they got up there
No one has seen anyone do it either
I'm determined to crack this case
Mark my words, I will find you, mysterious pranker, I will!
Just as soon as I get down from this flag pole...
#137 Be careful what you say around certain Autobots
Prowl had to "arrest" me
He actually kinda saved me
The police were about to bring me downtown
For littering (a piece of paper just flew out of my hand!)
We were driving along
Then I saw this sleek, attractive, and super good looking car with a stunning paintjob
So I stared out the window and stated in a dreamy tone, "I think I'm in love 3"
I later found out Prowl had interrogated the car
He's like a big, overprotective brother :3
But the car was probably just a human's :(
Although I never actually SAW a driver...
#138 Prowl does not care if you believe you can fly, you cannot fly
Bumblebee, Jazz, Sideswipe, Blaster and I were going to see if we could fly
So we got on this really big cliff...
Prepared to jump and...
OUT OF NOWHERE A VOICE ASKED "Just what do you think you're doing?"
It scared me so bad I nearly fell off the cliff
Luckily Jazz caught me
Prowl repeated his question
Blaster responded by transforming into his alt. mode and playing "I believe I can fly"
Prowl apparently didn't care if we believed we could
He threw us in the brig for attempting suicide
WE HAD PARACHUTES!
#139 On April Fool's day we can get away with any prank by saying April Fools! Be afraid Autobots! Be very afraid!
MWAHAHAHA!
I pulled about fifty pranks that day
And Prowl couldn't throw me in the brig!
Never had I have so much fun
Although I have a feeling payback's gonna hurt...
#140 No bringing Autobots to your talent show to make it more interesting
It's Sideswipe's fault
He wanted to do it
Although the judges weren't impressed
They didn't approve of outside help
Remind me never to let Sideswipe dance again
:/ I'm embarrassed I even know him