Red Alert: Guess Wheeliefan is a little late today isn't she?

*silence*

Red Alert: She doesn't ACTUALLY believe we're going to fall for the whole "Sunstreaker killed me in the last intro" does she?

*silence*

Red Alert: Just gotta wait for the jump scare

Red Alert: YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!

*then suddenly-

*JK just more silence*

Red Alert: I've got my optic on you Wheeliefan

Red Alert: She doesn't own Transformers, dead or not!

Chapter 15: Secrets revealed

#141 Do not tell the government about my half cybertronian-ness

I don't know WHO squealed and for their sake they should be glad I don't

But some government officials came into our rock-jammed ship

I was coloring (I had nothing better to do and Prowl gave me a coloring book *shrug*)

They then dragged me away

Me kicking and screaming the entire way, I might add

Apparently they wanted to experiment on me

And they kind of did

OH THE HORRORS!

I had never been happier to see Prowl in my life

IT WAS SO SCARY! DX

#142 Autobots are not babysitters

Carly and Spike had to go somewhere and they left their kid-Daniel-with us

Chaos ensued

Prowl has absolutely no idea to change a diaper

Bluestreak, you don't taste a bottle to see if it's fit for a baby

Ratchet, Daniel does not like puppets

Those things are creepy

I'm glad Spike and Carly weren't gone for too long

#143 Do not involve Transformers in your schoolwork

One of my questions was:

"Have you experienced anything like in the book 'To Kill A Mocking bird?' Please explain."

My answer:

"Yes I have. One day, I was outside and I heard these lovely birds singing. But then Optimus came outside and he stepped on a little mockingbird that was hopping around. It went squish... Hound was not happy"

I received an F on that answer

Another one:

"Who do you look up to the most in your household?"

My reply:

"Everybody. I'm very short"

They didn't find it amusing

Question:

"Name 4 heavy things"

How I responded:

"Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Bluestreak, Optimus Prime"

"Explain how you know these things are heavy"

"They have fallen on me"

Received another F

Question:

"What is your biggest fear?"

Answer:

"It is-wait...why do you want to know? Are you Megatron?! OH NO! MEGATRON IS COMING TO GET ME! HELP! MURDER!"

Hey, better safe than sorry!

"How do you find the circumference of a circle?"

"Don't know, don't care"

"Explain your reasoning"

"Sideswipe and Sunstreaker"

What?

"List at least five rules of your household"

"1. Don't call Sunstreaker Sunny
2. Don't mess with Ratchet's wrenches
3. Escaping Prowl is futile
4. Don't mess up Tracks' paint job
5. Don't ask Eject a question"

"Explain why these rules are there"

"1. Streaker will kill you
2. Ratchet will kill you
3. Prowl will lecture you (fate worse than death)
4. Tracks will kill you
5. The rest of the Autobots will kill you"

Prowl then lectured me about being a smart-aleck (like I said, fate worse than death)

#144 Fighting against medics is futile

I took a medical exam

Turns out I'm near sighted and need glasses

I tried to prove I didn't need them

It's useless to argue with medics

Especially when there are TWO of them (thanks a lot, Disperse)

And Jazz was no help

I now wear glasses

#145 Wearing glasses will not save you from Ratchet's wrenches of doom

Ratchet was chasing me

He had his wrench raised above his helm, ready to strike

So I put on my glasses and asked, "You wouldn't hit a femme with glasses, would you?"

He would

#146 No tackling your allies

I wanted a piggyback

You can't expect me to WALK everywhere

So I tried to get a piggyback on some 'bots

Which involved me tackling them

Said tacklees were not amused

Hello, brig

#147 Always wear shoes when walking in the base

Somebody (Sunstreaker) thought it would be funny if they stole my shoes

So I had to chase him around in my socks

Turns out socks don't have the best friction

I slipped and fell multiple times

Received multiple bruises

And crashed into multiple Autobots

Thanks a lot, SUNNY

#148 No bringing friends over

I had to study

…with a friend

Teacher's orders

Red Alert's burglar system kicked in

Joey is not a burglar

Many 'bots nearly shot the poor boy

Until they finally realized it wasn't a threat

Joey went into therapy

I can't bring friends over any more

#149 Hairbrushes are not to be used as a lethal weapon

I don't like brushing my hair

AT ALL

Carly noticed my rat's nests

So she hatched a plan

I was walking along, minding my own business,

WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE, THIS MADWOMAN (a.k.a. Carly) APPEARED WITH AM INSTRUMENT OF MASS DESTRUCTION (a.k.a a hairbrush)!

So I surrenderingly put up my hands and told her, "Okay, nobody has to get hurt. Just slowly drop the brush and-"

But then she came at me with deadly weapon

So I turned tail and ran

Prowl saved me by banning the hairbrush to be used as a weapon

But he made me brush my hair }:I

#150 Do not try and trip omega supreme

It was a prank, me, Sunny, and Sides were trying to pull off

I mean, it would be hysterical if Omega Supreme tripped, right?

WRONG

The plan backfired

BIG TIME

Omega Supreme fell on me

T.T

To quote Daniel, "You gotta a big boo-boo"

That I did, Daniel, that I did