Red Alert: You hear that?

Hound: ? No?

Red Alert: Exactly. Silence!

Hound: *soft gasp* It's beautiful. If I was a human I would be crying right now

Red Alert: Such an overwhelming sense of peace without her here!

Red Alert: *looks around* That STILL didn't get her to come out with a complaint? This is more serious than I thought

Hound: Prowl, have you seen the girl that doesn't own Transformers?

Prowl: You mean Wheeliefan101?

Red Alert: Yeah, the girl who doesn't intend this for any offense

Prowl: Could you please just say her name like a normal mech?

Red Alert: She's missing and *pauses for dramatic effect* might be murdered

Prowl: *suddenly has a trench coat on* I've been waiting my whole life for someone to be murdered

Hound: o.O Wait what-

Chapter 16: Have these any Autobots any respect?

#151 One word: GLITTER

Glitter, glitter everywhere

Glitter in your pants, glitter in your hair

Sparkle, sparkle, shines all the time,

Prowl: Would you quit it with the rhymes?

Me: ;_; okay

Anyway,

I was babysitting Daniel

And he found this HUGE. CLOSET. FULL. OF. GLITTER.

Me + lots of glitter = bad time for the Autobots

The Autobots came back from a battle

And found the place covered in small objects that held a high luster when reflected in the light used for ornamentation

It took forever to clean up though

Although I'm not entirely sure I got it all out

*observes piece of glitter stuck on Hound's tail pipe*

#152 Respect a mech's privacy

Prowl, you totally worded this one wrong!

Prowl: *glare*

Me: eep! O.O okay...

Anywho,

I was randomly walking

Then I spotted something

So I walked backwards

I saw Springer kissing Arcee

So I yelled, "Kissing! There is kissing going on in here! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Ew! Ew! KISSING!"

The two got really, REALLY embarrassed

I got thrown in the brig

D:} Why?

#153 Respect bots' relationships

Springer and Arcee were going out (or whatever Cybertronians did)

Sunny, Sides, and me were teasing them

Until Springer brought up an embarrassing relationship with the twins

I never knew how bad they could blush

My stomach still hurts from laughing

The twins seek revenge

I had better go find a bomb shelter...

#154 No setting me up on a blind date

The twins were on a prowl for revenge

So they observed me

And noticed I mostly kept to myself

Excuse me, but secretly being a half alien robot makes it a little hard to make friends

(e.g. Person: What's your name? Me: Tammi. Person: Can I come to your house after school? Me: Uh...)

So they did a little sabotage

I ended up studying with Frank

I went to his house

It was fine for a while

Until Frank asked, "You wanna go on a date again?"

"What date?"

"The date we're on."

I then had to leave

I have yet to find the twins

When I find them, I'm gonna murder them with my textbook

#155 No watching me sleep

I awoke from a deep sleep

…to find Sunstreaker and Sideswipe faces inches from mine

So I of course screamed like the little girl I was and dove under my covers

And then (from the safety of my blankets) demanded to know what they were doing

"Prowl told us to watch you"

"…in my sleep?"

"He didn't EXACTLY say that…"

I then told them to get out of there

They tried to protest

Until I yelled at them "YOU'D BETTER GET OUTTA OF MY ROOM, INVADING MY PRIVACY, RIGHT NOW, BEFORE I DROP KICK YOU ALL THE WAY TO THE BRIG!"

I've never seen two mechs run so fast

#156 No bouncing a ball against the wall when you're in the brig

It is SOOOOOOOO boring in the brig

And I had a small rubber ball with me

So I bounced against the wall and caught it

But my aim isn't one of my better skills

So the ball bounced back and hit my face

I got frustrated and threw the ball as hard as I could in a random direction

I heard a loud "Ouch!"

It was then I learned Cliffjumper was in the brig with me also

Aaaaaand I had hit him with the ball

Which meant we both had to have an all out brawl

Then Prowl put us in the brig again

In SEPERATE cells

#157 No singing in the shower

I have TWO things to say to TWO people

Jazz: Remember rule #53

Me: Remember rule #115

I was singing in the shower

I actually thought I sounded pretty good

But Jazz thought I was dying

So of course he had to be a hero and "rescue" me

I think my scream broke the sound barrier

#158 Do not use the comm. links unless you know how they work

I just learned how to use my comm. link

I wanted to talk to Arcee and was too lazy to see her face to face

So I comm. linked her

We then had a very deep girl talk

But after a while she asked "You do know everyone else who has a comm. link can hear this, right?"

0_0

Sure enough I heard snickering from the comm. link

"Electric Storm? You still there?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

Have not used the comm. links since

#159 Use perfume appropriately

Carly

Just because it doesn't smell like rosebuds blooming does not mean you have to spray the whole thing in perfume!

I came into base after a long, hard, and grueling day at school

And the place was swamping with some perfume

It smelled HORRIBLE

I choked and nearly died

I'm not kidding you when I say five 'bots passed out when they came in contact with the aroma

Red Alert made us all evacuate

We couldn't return for five days

Lemme tell ya, caves are not exactly the best to live in

#160 Leave the fire to the 'bots who know how to handle it

We were stuck in a cave because of the perfume episode

And SOME of us were afraid of the dark

And cold

And bored

So we decided to make a fire

I tried to tell Slingshot it was a bad idea

But would he listen?

Nooooooooo

He accidently set Air Raid on fire

Blades laughed

Really creepy dude, really creepy