Chapter Four: The Crazy Smash Mansion.
Before I start, This chapter is a special tribute to a very good friend of mine, in fact it was this very same person who inspired me to pick up a pen- erm keyboard and bring my ideas to life. So in a way if it weren't for this author I don't think you'd be reading this story right now. Though she may no longer be on fanfiction (for the moment I believe) anymore I will still honor her here and now. So from the bottom of my heart I'd like to thank Misslittle55 for her amazing story that brought me so much joy and motivation. (人*´∀)
Special Thanks with sprinkles on top for:
TheShadowStar23: oh yeah i've definitely been there before the brother troubles, well chapters will only get better. And you are most welcome little one.
Girithal: Yes indeed the dare game is back and better than ever, and to answer your questions yes they will be more epic!
MyUnderwear: yes all the dates requested before are coming back, plus the addition of new ones. Your dares have been taken into account sir so enjoy!
Lucina and all the swordsman were sitting at the table very still, each and every one staring at the pen spinning on the table. They all hold their breath as it starts to slow down watching with anticipation as it stopped on Shulk. "Alright Shulk's got first, so, anyone got any dares for our little blonde friend?" Link asks as everyone looked deep in thought, that's however when Ike slightly raised one of his hands with a huge grin on his face.
"Oh I got one!" he said and everyone Imminently turned to face Ike, eager to know what the mercenary had in mind. Shulk on the other hand started looking nervous and started to sweat.
"I, Ike here by dare you, Shulk, to french Rosalina!" he finished as the grin on his face went wider than ever, everyone then turned to face the Blonde deep in thought while chuckling like idiots.
"Hmm, that's a good one Ike, Damn, I don't want to lose a point, but, well shit, fine I accept!" He said looking at the group with eagerness and determination while fist pumping.
"No way!"
"He won't do it!"
"I do believe he has a slight chance of success!"
"damn, Shulk's got game!"
"Shulk man, it's never too late to turn back buddy!"
Multiple comments Immediately went off right after he accepted from all the other swordsman. Everyone just kept going with the comments. Link stands and rushes over shaking Shulk by the shoulders, "what is wrong with you!?" He demands all the while shaking him.
"I think he's been hit in the head one too many times!"
"Did he get a good night sleep maybe he's delirious!?"
"Actions speak louder than words and our little blonde friend there is willing to act and word."
"Damn, does Shulk have some serious game!"
"I will honor thy name!"
Shulk tossed Link aside as he stood up on his chair in a heroic pose looking off into the distance nobily. "I've decided my kin, to see this whole thing through to the very end no matter the cost, a true hero never quits nor flees from battle!" he spoke with determination in his voice and he turns his head to the side as his cape swayed behind him.
"Alright then, it's settled! Shulk put the pen on and good luck my friend, I'll be sure to put your heroic words on your grave." Link said while he pretended to cry, everyone else was laughing at Shulk's determination and misfortune. He just grabbed the pen and he took off down the hall looking back at everyone one last time and gave them a salute before bolting out the door. "If she is anything like Peach as everyone suggests she might be then he might not make it back at all." Link says casually and they all turn to face him and look around at one another and shrug. Then everyone immediately turns towards the tablet in the center of the table in where Shulk was making his way down many halls. Stopping and asking random smashers if they have seen the cosmic princess, but just kept on receiving countless "no" responses. Until he bumped into Princess Peach still on tour with the other newcomers.
"Oh, Peach thank the heavens, have you seen Rosalina by any chance?" He asked her while trying to catch his breath from all the running around.
"Yeah, she went up to her room to retrieve something, why do you ask?" Peach answered while asking a question of her own as well which made the monado wielder nervous.
"Oh, uh, no reason!" he quickly responded and dashed in the direction of the dormitory. Passing through the lobby and rushing up the stairs looking for her name plate on a door. He stopped at a door that was slightly open and the cosmic princess in there, going through a number of boxes and tossing things to the side. He walked in and knocked on the open door timidly, "uh um" was the only thing he mustered to say with a shaky voice.
"hm?" she asked and turned to face him, both staring at each other for a moment until she pointed a finger at him with a confused look on her face. "Shulk, correct?" she asked waiting for a confirmation from the other blonde as he stood there trembling.
"Y-Y-Yeah that's me!" he says in a squeal tugging on his collar not even sure if he wanted to go through with it anymore.
"Alright, may I help you with something?" she asks and turns around looking over at all the boxes while stroking her chin in thought. He however just stood there trembling and walked ever so slowly towards her. She turns around to face him again after a few moments of silence to see him standing right in front of her. Standing there trembling and avoiding her gaze while his voice got stuck in his throat and began to sweat like he ran a marathon. "Is something the matter Shulk?" She asks worriedly looking at the shaking blonde in front of her, he finally meets her gaze with an apologetic look. Before she could ask however he grabbed the sides of her face and pulled her in and frenched her. Her eyes go wide while she stared forward in confusion and shock with her arms spread out. He pulls away and imminently ran out the door as fast as he could turning into a blur, yelling could also be heard from down the hall. A couple of "hey!" Along with "watch out!" and then a random "the fudge?!" From a young hero in green. Rosalina however just stood there all stiff and wide eyed staring at the door frozen in place.
Back in the rec room...
Everyone was in a fit of laughter banging their hands on the table or leaning over or others on the floor unable to support themselves any longer. Poor ol' Shulk however was beet red and trying to hide his face in his hands while he groaned loudly. "I hate you guys!" He mumble in his hands the others starting to settle down, Lucina was puzzled however were they laughing at him because he's embarrassed or because he kissed her she didn't know. Link takes the pen and puts it in the center and gave it a spin.
"Alright, then let's see who is next shall we?" says Link as everyone eagerly watched the pen spin, when it began to slow down the room turned tense. Until that is that it finally stopped on Ike. "DAMN!" everyone shouts in unison as Ike just smiled and leaned back in his chair hands behind the back of his head.
"Out of everyone here, it just had to be Ike!" Link exclaims while flailing his arms around, everyone else had a frustrated look on their face while deep in thought.
"Why is it so bad if sir Ike gets picked?" Lucina asked out of curiosity and of course because of everyone's behavior towards the situation.
"He always wins!" Pit shouts with a pout and slumped himself in the chair with his arms crossed.
"No matter what we throw at him, he always goes through with it!" Link exclaims looking at the table with a terrified look in his face both his hands at the side of his face. "anything..." he finished in a solemn tone while slowly shaking his head.
"He even went as far as drinking out of a toilet!" Shulk exclaims in a panicked voice while holding the back of his hand against his forehead.
"Tis true Lucina, he even took it to the extreme and ran around the mansion butt nude." Robin added while lifting his finger before he went back to looking like he was in deep thought.
"Wow seriously!?" Lucina responded surprised seeing everyone trying to think so hard for something to dare their comrade.
"Yup, been the champion 3 weeks running! I'm that brave I've never backed down and I never will! Heck I even got rewarded the title Dare King." Ike said as he pulled out a crown and placed it on top of his head the world's; Dare King, on it in jewels.
"Yeah, it's true no matter what we throw at him he comes out victorious." Link says slowly everything went dead silent after that as everyone tried to think up of something that will finally get Ike to crack. Another Loud thunder clap was heard outside as the hail started to pound against the windows, this however made a thought pop into the bluenettes mind.
"I-I have something," she says slightly raising a shaking hand, everyone looked up at her being torn away from their thoughts interested in what the newcomer had to say.
"Shoot!" Ike said while he pointed a finger at her with a huge grin, waiting for her to continue and crossed his arms.
"I dare you to step outside in the hail for 30 minutes" she told him, he however just started to laugh and headed towards the window while shaking his head.
"Consider it done, this will be a breeze!" he says but stopped when she placed a hand on his shoulder and turned him around. She had a smirk on her face puzzling him.
"In nothing but your underpants!" she says excitedly knowing full well the freezing temperature outside.
"Fine!" he declares with a smirk of his own though one could see the worry in his face and proceeds to make his way to the window.
"There's no way!" Link exclaims in shock but the Rangel wielder shrugs him off while removing his cape.
"IKE IT'S FREAKING 20 DEGREES OUTSIDE, ARE YOU NUTS!?" Pit yells in shock as he raises from his seat in panic.
"I believe that there is a slight chance that our cocky comrade might fail this time, the probability is 68.333% of failure and 36.555555% chance of success." Robin tells the group while stroking his chin going through his thoughts. Ike however was done getting undressed at this point and opened the window, but he immediately felt the chilled air against his body and shivered a little.
"What's wrong Ike, is the king afraid of the water!?" Shulk states in a mocking tone as he watched Ike stare out the window worriedly at the raging storm.
He scoffs and turns to face them "meh, I've been through worse than this, I mean come on I'm Ike freaking Greil!" He states and jumped out the window and it closed behind him, everyone else rushed towards the window to see him standing in the grass with his arms crossed and a huge grin on his face. They go back to the table to look at the timer Link set on the tablet as they all proceeded to take their seats again. A loud thunder clap was heard again followed by a girlish scream coming from outside. Everyone turned to face each other and then broke into a fit of laughter, Ike however was standing outside shivering and his arms wrapped around himself. The hail felt like tiny needles against his skin, he goes back towards the window and saw everyone in the warm interior drinking nice hot coffee, "w-w-what was I-I-I -t-t-thinking, NO! I c-c-can d-d-do t-t-this I-I-I-I b-b-been through w-w-worse." Ike tells himself, but five minutes into it large chunks of hail started to fall from the sky. It felt like rocks were being thrown at him from above, he couldn't take it anymore he rushed towards the window and tried to open it but it was locked. The chucks of ice started getting bigger and hitting him with more force and he started pounding on the window "Let me in!" he shouts as he continued to get bombarded. In the inside however, everyone was drumming their hands on the table in rhythm along to Link, who was playing his ocarina, this was however drawing out all other sounds. At the window in the background though Ike could be seen still pounding on the window while large chunks of ice were pounding on him. He took a huge one to the back of the head and his face smashed against the window and began slowly sliding off.
"What was that?" Shulk asked after hearing Ike's face slam against the window, everyone turns to the window but saw nothing. They all just shrugged and went back to drumming, in the background window however a shaking hand rose from the bottom and slapped against the window. It stayed there for a little while before it started to slide back down slowly leaving a handprint on the foggy window.
"Well it's been 10 minutes so far so I'm going to check on Ike's progress." Pit says as he got up and headed toward the window while everyone looks towards the tablet still counting down.
"Holy shit! Ike!?" Pit yells as he unlocked the window and opened it jamming his head out. Everyone rushed over to see what all the commotion was about, Ike was under the window curled up into a ball looking pale with icicles hanging from his nose. "I give..." he managed to squeal out as everyone else brought him back inside and closed the window. He just laid on the floor shivering and looking extremely pale as Shulk walked over and dumped a bucket of hot water on Ike. He seemed to unfreeze and stands up while everyone stares in complete shock. He however just stood up and left with his clothes and disappeared around a corner without muttering a word. Then comes back later looking like nothing happened and slumped in his seat while everyone loses their minds.
"No way he lost!"
"The tyrant has fallen!"
"It is a dawn of a new era!"
"The once noble Ike has finally met his match!"
Everyone comments while dancing around the table Ike however turns to Lucina. "I'll get you for this" he tells her and crossed his arms with a scowl, the others were laughing and calling him a sore loser. He then slides a thumb across his neck while she nervously shifts around in her seat. Link then spins the pen again everyone crams together and watched it slow down and come to a halt on Robin.
"I got one!" Shulk immediately says raising from his seat with his hand held high in the air.
"Alright Shulk I'm all ears," Robin agrees and motions him to continue as he gave the blonde his full attention.
"I dare you to-" he stops and looked around at everyone else and then motion for Robin to get close, he whisper something in his ear and then pulled away. Robin slowly sits back down looking conflicted about his decision.
"I'm not sure if I can bring myself to do such a thing," Robin says and looked like he was deep in his thought. everyone else was just staring at him, waiting for his answer to see if he will go through with it or lose a point. He finally just sighed in defeat "Alright fine I'll do it" he responds with a sigh, he takes off down the hall behind Lucina's chair.
"What exactly did you dare him to do!?" Link asked curiously and everyone else turns towards the monado wielder seemingly very interested as well.
"Oh you'll see" he responds with a huge grin and motioned towards Lucina with his head, everyone turns to face her and started snickering. Before she could ask however she immediately feels freezing water running down her body. She gasped loudly being startled by this while hearing those around her start hollering with laughter. She plainly sat in her chair dripping wet and a small pile of ice cubes on top of her head. Robin comes from behind her chair holding a large bucket and with a apologetic look in his face and he sets it aside.
"Lucina I hope you'll find it in your heart to forgive me." Robin tells her shortly after before he sat back down in his chair. Lucina however got the wet hair out of her face and turns towards shulk.
"W-W-What was that for?" she asked in a shaky cold voice wondering why he came up with this all of the sudden.
"Well it was a little revenge since if I remember correctly, you roasted the crap out of me this morning." He responds casually reminding her of the incident that happened in the morning.
"I guess I deserved that then, but wait I tried to help and apologize for that!" She responds while he shrugs with a pout and then slowly shook his head and she sighed. "Or at least tried to but you took off running like a maniac" She finished while he just blankly stared around and then just waved her off. Everyone starts to settle down after that while Link spinned the pen again at the center again and everyone eagerly waited the results. It was starting to slow down and ended up stopping at the Hylian hero, everyone else stopped and thought of something for the Hylian.
"I dare you to break up with Zelda as a joke!" Everyone turns to see Pit with a massive grin on his face while the Hylian looked around conflicted a about his decision.
"Wow Pit that's low, uh, I, don't think, can I, it's just pretend!?" was all Link said looking deep in thought and ran a hand through his hair.
"Oh, is the courageous Link not up to the task?" Ike stated in a mocking tone and crossed his arms while grinning.
Link mutters a couple of curses and turned to face Pit, "Fine, I accept your challenge!" He states and took the pen and dashed out of the room. "I'm so going to regret this!" Link added as he went out of the room and disappeared into the hall. He immediately bumps into Raven a few minutes later and asked if she had seen Zelda to which Raven responded;
"Zelda was in the meeting room doing some arrangements." Link thanked her and took off in the direction of the meeting room and stopped at the large double doors, he takes a huge breath and ventures in to face his fate. Zelda was in there, and talking to Mario, but once she finished he nodded and headed out through the back door. Zelda takes notice Link in the other doorway and gives him a warm smile, all the while Link was just stood here and gave her a awkward smile.
"Hey hero," she says to him in a playful tone as she approached him, making her hand walk up Link's chest. She grabs the side of his face and pulled him in only for him to step back a little and place both his hand on her shoulders. A serious look on his face while she had a confused one on hers.
"What's the matter Link?" she asks the other Hylian worriedly and he nervously gulped.
"Zelda I-I-I d-don't think it's working out." he says bluntly with a shaky voice, she just stood there trying to process what she just heard wondering if she might have misheard him.
"I'm sorry what!?" she just had to ask that still hoping she misheard him and he nervously tugs on his collar.
"Z-Zelda I don't t-t-think we should see each other anymore, its not working out we must end." He responds and begins trembling uncontrollably, she stood there completely still while her face showed a mix of shock and confusion.
"A-Are you breaking up with me!" she demands and her voice took a little more of an angered tone. Her removes her arms from his chest stepping back in shock as he slowly nods with a awkward smile on his face. Zelda however silently gasps and begins to murderously glare at the green clad hero the air around them extremely tense.
"J-J-Just kidding it was a joke I just wanted to see your reaction!" he blurted out forcing a nervous laugh as well, she looked like she was enraged at that point.
"It was a joke!" she exclaims in a low menacing tone, he just gave a very slow nod his face showing nothing but fear. Link started backing away very slowly as her hands began to tremble with rage. He runs out the doors in that instant and bolted them shut behind him. He immediately hears loud pounding and insults from the other side of the doors, he places his back against them trying desperately to keep them closed.
"Nayru, Farore, Din, someone please hear my call!" he exclaims in panic as he felt the doors began to give away, a hand breaks through the door and Link screamed the girliest scream ever as he looked at it in pure terror.
Back in the rec room...
All the swordsman were hollering with laughter, Links screams of pain were heard from the tablet although the view was abstracted. Everyone was doubling over with laughter some tears even forming in their eyes from how hard they were laughing. "I feel bad poor Link!" Lucina thought to herself worriedly feeling bad for the Hylian, Robin also looked like he felt pity for him as well. While everyone else was having a blast at Links misfortune loud blows could be heard being dealt to the poor blonde, his grunts of pain ceased moments later as followed by groans of pain. The view in the tablet became unobstructed again and he was seen slowly making his way down the hall towards the rec room. Link walks into the room shortly after looking like he got hit by a speeding bus. He wobbled to his seat and collapsed into it while the others began to settle down, Pit just nervously shifted on his seat knowing the Hylian would want revenge. He slams the pen unto the table and gave it a hard spin everyone gathered around staring as the pen spin, until it stopped on Pit.
"My turn!" Link exclaims even managing to form a wicked grin on his busted face while staring at Pit, the angel just gulped hard fearing for what Link had in mind.
"O-Ok Link, w-w-what you got?" Pit asked timidly and shrunk in his chair as Link began laughing sinisterly. Link motioned for Pit to get closer and whispered something in his ear. "The hell I am!" Pit exclaims as he pulled away from Link looking at him baffled.
"Oh, so are you ready to lose a point?" Link mocks the angel and crossed his arms, Pit looked back and forth between Link and the score sheet. Pit sighs in defeat as he took the pen and left the room, everyone rushed towards the tablet to see what was going on.
Meanwhile in mansions grand library...
Peach was in the library giving everyone one there her grand tour going on like always of details and stories. Then Pit entered and approached the group to speak with Palutena. "Lady Palutena may I speak with you in private please?" He asks timidly and she motions towards a large bookshelf that they go behind.
"Alright Pit what's the matter, I'm missing out all the details on what will appear to be my favorite room!?" She asks in a somewhat hushed tone so as to not draw attention waiting for an answer from the angel, he however just stood there trying to find the words to begin making gestures with his hand.
"U-U-Uh well..." he squeals out and then goes all stiff, he turned pale and stood there having the color drain from his face. "I-I once had an affair with Viridi!" he blurts out and then shrieked in fear as she gasped in horror placing a hand over her mouth.
"You did what!?" she demands afterwards while banging her staff on the floor roughly, confused, angered, and shocked at what Pit had just confessed. Pit however rushes past her and dashed like mad towards the door like there was no tomorrow. "PIT!?" She yells his name in anger but he out of fear just kept on running without ever looking back. When he makes it back to the rec room everyone was laughing hysterically at him especially Link. Pit goes to his seat and slumps down on his chair, Link spins the pen and everyone eagerly watched the spinning utensil. It finally stopped at Lucina this time, she swore she felt her heart skip a beat. Because that's when Ike stood up and started laughing sinisterly
"Pay back time!" He happily exclaims while Lucina lowers herself in the seat wondering what the mercenary had in mind…
Lucina ended up walking down the hall looking very pale, she makes sure to stick to the shadows and go undetected. She manages to find what she had been tasked to find, the old creaky door leading down to the basement. She slowly pushed it open and ventures down the stairs noticing the room to be quite dark. She immediately spots the large black door that was slightly open ajar with some light peeking through. She crept near it making sure to stay out of sight and while listening to figure out what was happening. She hears instruments being played and quite puzzled decides to peek through the door. Dark Pit, Bowser, and Dedede were playing the instruments while the others were doing their own thing. Dark Pit and Dedede were both playing guitars while Bowser played the drums in the back. Dedede then starts going on his own trying to make a long perfect solo while the other two stared at him bluntly.
"Dedede" Bowser says but the large self-proclaimed king of dreamland ignored him and continued on.
"Hang on I got this!" He claims before anyone could say anything else but the other two thought otherwise. "Shut up I got this!" He says before either of them said anything else which they were.
"Stop Dedede, stop your garbage Dedede, garbage!" Bowser states while waving his arms around and the large penguin stopped playing and scoffed offended.
"You guys just don't appreciate good taste!" He exclaims in a huff and crossed his arms but Bowser just stares at him bluntly while he pouts.
"Yup that, that was pretty much garbage." A childish yet sinister voice remarks afterwards and he turns towards the source though it couldn't be seen who it was through the crack.
"Hey i'm at least decent!" Dedede responds as he waved an arm around.
"You can't hide from the truth!" The sinister child voice responds while he grits his teeth.
"You know what else you can't hide from!" He begins while angrily stomping his foot on the ground. "My fist!" He continues while holding out a fist in front of him, "in you're face!" He added while slightly shaking it. "Which is where it will be soon!" He finished while he just stared back at the voice origin who just stared at him bluntly with arms crossed though it couldn't be seen. "I don't know!?" He says afterwards in defeat while flailing his arms around.
"GARBAGE!" Bower shouts while raising both of his fists in the air and everyone blankly stares at the koopa king. Dark Pit sets his guitar down and begins to walk away while Lucina quickly concealed herself.
"This shit is depressing i'm out of here" he says bluntly as he heads out the door and slammed it behind him. Lucina's heart raced as she was deciding on how she will do what she was dared to. There was multiple villains she could choose from but she decided on him as it was the perfect opportunity to get even. He hears a noise on the other side and turns towards that direction while she spots an empty sack. Quickly and swiftly she rushed over and wrapped the sack over his head obstructing his view. Before he could comprehend what was happening she pulls down his shorts towards his ankles. She takes off up the stairs while he falls to the floor while angrily yelling and she burst out the door and down the hall.
Meanwhile back in the rec room...
When Lucina gets back she finds them doubling over in laughter except Ike who just shrugs. "So you panced a villian I took it easy on you this time, but next time you won't have it so easy." He states simply says and she takes her seat and everyone else settles down getting ready for the next round.
"Alright so let's see who is next!" Link exclaims excitedly as he spinned the pen at the center again. Robin was dared by Pit to eat 10 bowls of curry, the outcome: Robin in the bathroom for a hour. Shulk was dared by Link to ask any smasher to feel a bruise near his crotch or something like that and he has to weirdly whisper "Now I'm feeling it," the outcome: Shulk returned with a badly bruised cheek and a swollen eye. Link was dared by Shulk to ballerina at the Lobby with a Toto, the outcome: Link the dancing elf. Lucina was dared by Ike to throw a bucket of goop at Marth, the outcome: refused. Pit was dared by Link to give Dark Pit a wedgie, the outcome: Pit returned with a black eye. Ike was dared by Robin to act like a lady, the outcome: Hilarious. Link was dared by Ike to drop the bucket of goop on Ganondorf, the outcome: Link came back looking like he got hit by a train. Shulk was dared by Pit to drink a gallon of rotten milk, the outcome: refused. Robin was dared by Lucina to take a chunk of Raven's hair, the outcome: Robin returned burned to a crisp. Ike was dared by Shulk to try to tickle Samus, the outcome: Ike returned in a cast. Pit was dared by Link to fly outside holding a antenna, the outcome: refused. Robin was dared by Ike to bleach Raven's coat, the outcome: refused. Lucina was dared by Link to pluck some feathers off of Falco, the outcome: Success (no one knew how). Pit was dared by Shulk to dress like a ghost run around and scare people, the outcome: Luigi tried to suck him up with a vacuum. Link was dared by Ike to act like a puppy, the outcome: refused for obvious reasons. Ike was dared by Link to hide in the pool dressed as a seaweed monster to scare someone, the outcome: Ike drowned.
Everyone was back in the rec room taking a break from all the chaos that occurred. "Alright everyone is down to 2 points each so it's still anyone's game." Link said everyone else looked back and forth at each other. "Alright let's begin round 2 everyone ready?" Link asked and everyone nodded their heads in agreement, everyone still looking determined to win. Ike was dared by Shulk to wrestle Crazy Hand's pet shark, the outcome: Ike came back with his clothes all ripped. Pit was dared by Link to shower in the girls locker room, the outcome: refused. Shulk was dared by Robin to steal Peach's crown, the outcome: Shulk returned with a huge lump on his head. Link was dared by Lucina to put on lipstick, the outcome: Link literally looks like a chick now. Robin was dared by Ike to eat out of the trash, the outcome: refused. Lucina was dared by Pit to drink a bottle of mustard, the outcome: well it wasn't a pretty one. Ike was dared by Link to put a bunch of ice cubes in his pants, the outcome: Ike's girly screams. Pit was dared by Shulk to slap someone on the face with a handful of powder, the outcome: Luigi tried to suck up a powdered Toon Link with a vacuum. Shulk was dared by Link to paint C. Falcon's car pink, the outcome: Shulk flying through the wall. Link was dared by Ike to wear one of Zelda's dresses, the outcome: refused. Robin was dared by Shulk to spin in a circle 100 times and walk around the mansion, the outcome: Robin was thought drunk. Lucina was dared by Pit to throw a plunger blindfolded, the outcome: a wondering Sonic got a plunger stuck to the head. Back in the rec room everyone was looking at the score sheet, some of the smashers there looked in a bad shape but still determined. "Crap! Ike, Shulk and Lucina have the lead!" Link exclaims as he was looking over the results.
"That victory is mine I can already picture it," Ike said holding his hands up to form a frame.
"Not this time I said I was going to see this through to the very end, no this time it's Shulk time!" Shulk told them standing in his heroic pose again.
"Only one way to find out my friends!" Link said holding up the pen as if it were the master sword.
"Alright round three here we go!" Ike says excitedly while Link put the pen down and spinned it again, at that point everyone was glaring at each other. Lucina just sat there as everyone else received death glares, until the pen stopped aimed at her
"Oh come on why me!?" she exclaims mentally and lowered herself in her seat annoyed. Ike really wants to win so Lucina was dared to lick his smelly feet, the outcome: refused. Shulk was dared by Link to kiss Kirby, the outcome: Shulk's head in Kirby's mouth. Ike was dared by Lucina to take Meta Knight's mask, the outcome: "no! that dude freaks me out!" Pit was dared by Link to smell random people's hair in the elevator, the outcome: another black eye courtesy of Samus. Link was dared by Ike to flop around like a fish in the Lobby, the outcome: a CAT scan by Dr. Mario. Robin was dared by Pit to dye the next person he sees head, the outcome: ho, ho, ho green Peachy. Lucina was dared by Shulk to eat a raw egg, the outcome: well long story short she managed to make it go down. Pit was dared by Link to skate down all the stairs in the mansion, the outcome: Pit returned in a body cast. Ike was dared by Shulk to moon people, the outcome: Ike's burned buns. Shulk was dared by Link to lick the seats of toilets, the outcome: refused. Link was dared by Pit to barge into Master Hand's office and break dance, the outcome: Link was blasted through the wall. Shulk was dared by Robin to eat a pound of chocolate laxatives, the outcome: well there was more outcome than income. Pit was dared by Link to make a fort in the living room and refuse anyone access to the use of anything, the outcome: the siege of Fort Icarus. Robin was dared by Shulk to sit on the couch and clock like a chicken, the outcome: caged bird poor caged bird. Ike was dared by Lucina to drink a gallon of soap, the outcome: Ike the organic bubble machine. Lucina was dared by Ike to demand to Master Hand that he smite her, the outcome: well apparently that "joke" made the hands day.
Later when Lucina returned from her dare, the rec room was dead silent as everyone stared at the score sheet where everyone had one more point left. "Man shit just got real!" Link exclaims as everyone else kept intensely staring at the paper. "Lets finish this!" Link proclaims and everyone gave furious nods in agreement and the pen was spinned. Robin was dared by Shulk to start making wild aggressive noises in the bathroom, the outcome: well a specialist had to be called in. Pit was dared by Link to break open ten melons with his head, the outcome: he passed out after the third one. Ike was dared by Robin to act like a bull and ram someone, the outcome: matador Mario out the window OLE. Link was dared by Ike to to do the worm down the hall, the outcome: Ike the night crawler. Shulk was dared by Pit to beatbox on Master Hands speaker, the outcome: he was challenged by Crazy Hand in a battle that lasted an hour. Lucina was dared by Ike to break a vase on someone's head, the outcome: Ike got a vase to the back of the head. Pit was dared by Link to grab the next girl he sees chest, the outcome: Pits out and left in a pout. Shulk was dared by Ike to walk around the mansion and smack people's behind: the outcome: Shulk's defeat in tears while leaving (Aww poor Shulk). Link was dared by Robin to kiss someone in front of Zelda, the outcome: Link's down and out left in shame.
"Wow the end of the game nears, and everyone is making more aggressive dares!" Lucina thought to herself as she watched the Pen spin being down to her, Robin and Ike. "I could only Imagine what extreme things those two have in mind just to win, I'm a little more concern about Ike then Robin to tell the truth." Lucina wondered to herself as the pin was still spinning, when it started to slow she felt her heart start beating faster but it came to a halt on Robin. Ike cracked his knuckles and chuckles.
"It's time to get rid of all obstacles and keep my title!" Ike claims while facing Robin. "I the dare king, dare you, Robin to strip for the Female smashers." Ike tells Robin with a evil grin. Robin stared at the score sheet and bake at Ike before he sighed in defeat.
"I surrender Ike you have me beat," Robin states and set his bag of money on the table and left with his head down. Ike spinned the pen and it just so happened to have stopped on Lucina.
"Just you and me now, I'm sorry but it's time for you to fall!" Ike exclaims and laughed sinisterly, she was a little intimidated by him at the moment. "I the dare king for the win, dare you, Lucina to get undressed!" He says excitedly knowing full well that she will never go through with it. She however just sat there staring at the score sheet all the names crossed, Ike laughed like a maniac and started doing a victory dance making his way to the price. Everyone took off for a reason, as they didn't want to suffer another loss to Ike, but Lucina was damned if she would let that happen.
"I accept!" She says as she slaps her hand on the table and stood making him freeze in place.
"You can't be serious just give up!?" He exclaims in a panicked voice, she however goes inside a nearby barrel and placed all her clothing next to it. She peeked from the top with only her head visible and the rest of her body hidden.
"There, now I dare you to stay in the freezer for a hour" Lucina says blissfully shortly after, Ike however fell to his knees in shock.
"How, how could I have been defeated like this!?" He blurts out getting down on all fours, Lucina laughs at his misfortune and raised her arms in the air in victory.
"YES! I did it I won!" She exclaims very proud of her accomplishment as she brought down the unbeatable Ike. Ike was by now on the floor rocking back and forth while sucking his thumb. Lucina was too busy celebrating her victory by wondering what she will spend her hard earn cash on. A little while later she goes back into the barrel to begin to get dressed, but hears shuffling and immediately looked out the barrel again to see Ike standing in the doorway with a pile of clothes in his hands. Lucina's eyes widen as she realized what he was holding and what exactly he was planning.
"You may have won the battle, but I'll win the war!" he declares as a massive grin spreads across his face while snickering.
"Ike don't you dare!" She says threateningly at him as he backs away slowly, she was ready to jump out after him but stopped when she remembered she is in no condition to do so. He takes the opportunity and runs off down the hall laughing like a maniac while all she could do was hopelessly stare at him disappear.
Lucina stared at the doorway in shock with her jaw hanging low, seeing he actually did an unbelievable thing like that. She gets enraged slamming her hands on the barrel, "Man the others were right what a sore loser!" Lucina exclaims to herself angrily. She sighs and lowers herself in the bucket and feels something there, relieved she pulls it out only to see it was her cape. Having no other choice Lucina wrapped it around herself and got out of the barrel, but not before she hid the money in it. "I'll have to come back for this later" she tells herself took her sword and stealthily proceeded down the hall to try and stay hidden from others. Whenever she heard someone she stayed hidden weather behind a curtain, door, or pillar. A little while after venturing she hears Ike's voice down a hall, against her better judgement she starts to angrily stomp her way towards the end of the hall. When she makes it to the end of the hall she saw Ike in the middle of the living room, but was surrounded by smashers doing their own activities. She silently cursed and headed in the direction of the dorms. She just kept muttering curses at Ike and goes up the stairs on the side of the elevator seeing as no one ever uses them. However when she finally reached her room another problem presented itself. Lucina didn't have her ID as it was with her clothes, right then all hope seemed lost. She leaned against the door in defeat and sighs frustratingly, she tries to turn the knob even though it was hopeless.
But to her surprise the door opened, she immediately goes to her wardrobe and took out a fresh set of clothes. She was headed to the bathroom until she saw Dark Pit's ID was laying on his bed. She ignored this and headed into the shower room and comes back out fully dressed minutes later, she sheathes her sword and heads out determined to confront Ike. She steps into the room and sees Dark Pit enter the vents and disappear, she decided to ignore it and heads towards the door. She then heads towards the elevator but about halfway there the lights start flickering making her stop in her tracks. She looks around as she hears a slight giggle and tiny footsteps scurrying about. She places a hand on the hilt of her sword, or at least where it should be but finds that it's missing. Her eyes pop out as she stares at the empty sheath and cautiously looks around, the tiny footsteps echo around before disappearing and the lights stopped flickering. She shrugs and continues just figuring she must have left her sword back in the room. She pushes the down arrow and patiently awaits for it to come while she looks around. The little ding sounds off and and she steps towards the entrance but before she can enter she came face to face with giant red glowing cat eyes. Started she tumbles backwards with a startled yelp and falls on her rear end. She sees the small figure step down from the ceiling via his claw shot and landed at her feet. He had a large smile on his face but this wasn't your typical kind smile there was more to that smile then he lets on. "Evening there miss!" He says rather cheerfully while slowly approaching her she however backs away until her back touched the wall.
"Who or what are you!?" She says startled while he giggles tapping his feet on the ground rapidly.
"Why i'm known as DTL if you should know!" he responds rather cheerfully but his deep dark voice made it sound sinister.
"Ok what do you want?" She asks and he just giggles again while slowly stepping closer till he was in her face, those bright red eyes that seemed to stare into her soul. He giggles while grabbing her chin and shaking her head back and forth slightly. "Why the grim face, i'm not here to hurt you, well not too much anyways!" He states while pacing around with a shrug then turns to face her as she cautiously observed him. "Oh come on that was a joke smile a little why don't you!" He says grabbing her cheeks and forming a smile on her face, she pulls her head back however and he starts to pace around her with that grin of his.
"So what is it exactly that you want DTL?" She bluntly responds and he turns his head to face her while having his back towards her, his smile grew wider at that point however.
"Well how kind of you to ask, why I was roaming the halls when I happen to have come across this certain something." He says and pulls out her sword, "why I just thought you might like this back!" He says tossing it from one hand to another.
"Oh thank you, yes I must have dropped it earlier thank you!" She says relieved and reached for it only for him to rear back while holding up his index finger.
"Ah, ah, don't I get a reward I mean this looks very important?" he says looking at it while slowly running his hand across the blade.
"Oh of course i'll give you a substantial reward for it, just give it to me and i'll come back and give you your reward." She says getting to her feet and he nods while stroking his chin and then grins again.
"Oh and i'm guessing you're going to want your boots back as well?" He says and holds up her boots in his other and. She immediately looks down towards her feet to see that indeed her boots were missing.
"Hey!?" She protests while he giggles tapping his feet on the ground again in rapid succession. "Ok thats enough stop playing around and give me my stuff back!" She demands and reached for them but he claw shots away from her and dangles on the ceiling out of her reach.
"But what about my reward miss?" He asks rather innocently and she scoffs while placing her hands on her hips.
"Reward!? You're stealing my stuff!" She exclaims but he just grins again pulling out something else.
"Well i'm sure someone will pay a nice price for this!" He says looking over her tiara and she feels her head and gasps in panic to find it gone that was indeed her tiara in his hand.
"Ok that's it no more games give me back my stuff you little shit!" She exclaims while jumping around trying to reach him, he giggles to himself uncontrollably.
"OK fine!" He says sweetly and drops a sack into her hands, she sighs and opens it only to see it contained bombs that were all lit. They blow up and send her crashing towards the wall, she slowly gets back up while coughing up some smoke. She gets up and sees him running away and she quickly dashed after him. She extended her arm and was about to reach him before she goes face first into a door that was opened. She gets up and dashed after him again pushing aside a random Shulk who was coming out the door. She could hear his laughter echo down the hall as she continued to chase him. She neared him again was finally going to catch him but what she failed to realise there was the stairs, he safely claw shots himself down and she looses her footing and goes tumbling down the stairs. She lands on her face and groans in pain unable to get up and she hears the tiny footsteps dance around her. She looks up to see him kneeling in front of her with that infamous little smile of his. "So are we ready to discuss a price miss pushy pushy?" He bluntly and simply says while she lowers her face again and groans frustratingly. "Good and while we are at it we can discuss a price for this here nice looking belt you dropped too" He says with a snicker while she groans again and banged one of her hands on the floor. "Oh come on what kind of attitude is that!?" He states while he approached and ruffled her hair while giggling.
She makes a sudden grab at him but he quickly jumps backwards barely making it out of her reach. She gets up and the chase resumes he spots a balcony and prepared to claw shot his way up. That is of course until he noticed it was gone and he slowly turns around to see her standing at the end of the hall holding his claw shot with a smirk. "How!?" He squeals and takes off again in another direction and cames into the rec room but she was already in there holding his sword. "Impossible!" He spat while looking around for it and snarls as he couldn't find it.
"I guess now we can start talking about my prize hm!?" She says excitingly while he scowls and she smirks. He turns to leave but she grabs him with the claw shot and pulls him back into the room, she grabs him from the collar as he was kicking around and yelling all kinds of incoherent nonsense. She retrieves all her stuff and sets him down and walks away rather satisfied, he however clears his throat, she turns to see him holding her tiara again. She claws it out of his hand with the claw shot she swiped from him again and he starts growling and kicking things. "Wow this thing is useful!" She says and tossed it aside and walks away humming rather satisfied. Now that, that whole charade was over she could go back to the task at hand which was finding Ike.
She heads straight for the living room knowing that's where he was, he might still think she is still exposed so he will likely stay in crowded places like the living room. There she saw Ike sitting on the couch with several others and she approached grabbed Ike's head and pulled it down so he was facing her. "We need to talk!" she demands and dragged him along, once they were in the hall she shoved him into a wall. "Alright I'm really not in the mood for games right now so tell me where is my stuff!" She exclaims, he seemed a little intimidated as he just stared down at her with wide eyes.
"Second floor utility closet" he blurts and took off again, before she went to the second floor however she goes back to the rec room and collects her prize money. She quickly heads up stairs and goes to the room hiding all the prize money in her large dresser. She then heads out into the halls along the second floor there she sees said door Ike mentioned opened it and saw her things in a bucket. She takes them and headed back to her room she was getting tired and a nap sounded nice.
"Wow this has been a long day!" Lucina thought to herself exhausted after she puts her things away and yawned. She throws herself on her bed and groans exhaustively and slowly closed her eyes. She sighs gently in relief as a small smile spread itself across her lips a bed has never felt softer in her life. That is of course until the door busted open and a large group stepped in. Her eyes immediately snapped open again seeing Link, Pit, Shulk, and Robin standing there at the entrance.
"Wow you defeated Like, I thought I never see the day!" she heard Pit comment and holds two thumbs up.
"Man I wish I could have been there, I always wanted to see Ike lose!" Shulk adds shortly after with a snap of his fingers and slowly shaking his head. Link approaches her and placed a crown on her head with a grin.
"Congratulations, you are now officially the dare queen!" Link declares as he backed away as everyone stared in awe, they even had that crown remade just so it would say that.
"Lucina I think you have made quite an accomplishment for yourself today, standing up to Ike like that I'm very proud of you" Robin said afterwards.
"Wow, thanks I guess?" she responds, before she could say anything more they all bolted out the door. Robin gives her a warm smile before he followed the trio into the hall were a lot of commotion was heard. After that wake Lucina received she no longer felt tired, she decided to explore the place a little more. She gets up and begins to roam the halls eventually finding herself at the large library doors, before she opens them however she heard multiple voices within. Curious she leans against the door to try and figure out what exactly was going on.
"Who taught him how to do this? Medusa? Hades!? Who has corrupted my little angel!?" Palutena sobbed.
"Palutena you can't jump to conclusions just yet, you most likely misunderstood you did say he was babbling nonsense right?" Zelda says afterward trying to comfort the goddess of light.
"Also, should that be the case why haven't you talked to Pit about the birds and the bees sooner?" Raven added, the other girls murmur amongst themselves too.
"I didn't think I'd had to, he was always such a sweet innocent little boy, but now it's like he's a completely different person!?" Palutena replies desperately and just sighs very depressively
"It always gets hard in the teen years that's when things take a turn for the worst." Peach says shortly after while the others murmur in agreement.
"Come to think of it, all the boys did seem to be acting a tad bit strange this afternoon, I mean even for them." Raven speaks up while the group murmurs in agreement.
"Yeah no kidding I saw Link in the infirmary getting a CAT scan by Dr. Mario, when I asked I heard Master Hand ordered it!?" Zelda informed the group quite puzzled.
"Y-Yeah they were acting weird, even going around kissing random people." Rosalina added timidly after that.
"Heh, you think that's weird Robin tried taking off with a chunk of my hair, while I was asleep!" Raven exclaimed while the others gasped and murmured amongst one another again.
"Meh, that was nothing, you want weird well I saw Ike actually acting like a lady!" Snow informed the group afterwards.
"Yeah Ike was just being plain stupid this afternoon!" Samus rather bluntly joining the conversation, and then muttering to herself about said mercenary.
"Oh you're just mad because he tried to tickle you!" Peach waves her off while the others giggle and she crossed her arms with a scoff.
"Well nevertheless there was many strange events this afternoon indeed." Raven finished afterwards and then the room fell silent, at that point however Lucina decided to keep on exploring, she didn't feel like getting dragged into that conversation after all. She kept on going and eventually found herself back in the rec room and she sat in a big comfy chair staring out the window drifting off again. That is until a hand was gently placed on her shoulder making her snap wide awake again and turn around quickly. Robin was standing there behind her with a casual smile and she relaxed while slowly getting up.
"Oh, Robin whats up?" She says casually but he just waves her off while holding up a map.
"Nothing much, but I just wondered if you might like to explore the mansion with me there is so much you have yet to see after all." He responds and hands her the map indeed the mansion was huge and wondrous.
"I'd like that" she responds with a warm smile and he nods motioning her to follow, that is however until Raven also entered the room.
"Hey guys," she greets them with a small wave while approaching, "say Lucina how would you like to explore the mansion with me there are a lot of wondrous things i'd like to show you!" She says excitingly and pulls out her own map while Lucina's smile quickly fades.
"Oh crap!" She exclaims to herself in panic while her facial features quickly turned to a worried expression.
"Oh that's quite alright Sister I have already taken it upon myself to show her around." Robin replies before Lucina could say anything but Raven waves him off.
"Oh that's quite alright dear brother you don't have to be bothered by it so I'll gladly show her around." Raven says sweetly though Robin shakes his head slowly.
"No, no it's no bother i'll be more than glad to show her around so you don't have to be bothered." Robin responds sweetly while taking Lucina's hand who was idly standing by. Before they could even move a step Raven grabs her other hand while still smiling sweetly.
"Oh come now Robin i'm sure you would rather be with you little guy pals so I can take over!" Raven says tugging on Lucina's arm to move her closer towards her.
"Hm, funny I thought you'd be far too busy hanging out with all your little gal pals i'm sure of it so we'll just be going now." Robin replies bluntly tugging Lucina's other arm to move her closer to him.
"Come now Robin I can show her places you can't that will be essential to her stay, like the ladies locker and shower rooms!" Raven says to him bluntly yanking Lucina's arm and bringing her back towards her.
"Those rooms are hardly of any matter at the moment, she can see those at a later date right now would be a fine opportunity to show her rooms of actual interest!" Robin responds yanking Lucina back towards him but Raven immediately yanks her back.
"Robin she is coming with me!" She states while tightly gripping her arm and Robin does the same with the other one.
"Raven she clearly wants to go with me!" He states and they both start pulling her arms in opposite directions.
"Let go you greasy robe wearing monkey!" She flat out yells while still desperately yanking at Lucina's arm.
"You're one to talk!" He yells back her while he too yanked at Lucina's arm who started grunting in pain.
"Hey why don't we all just go together!?" She quickly blurts out as the tacticians continued to try and tear her apart.
"You stay out of this!"
"You stay out of this!"
They both quickly respond in unison while she groans seeing they won't stop trying to tear her arms off.
"Onion head!"
"Sausage thighs!"
"Hippo nose!"
"Giraffe neck!"
"String cheese!"
"Swiss cheese!"
"Donkey mouth!"
"Moose mouth!"
"Lardass!"
"Tankass!"
"GUYS!" Lucina shouts making them let go of her arms while she stood there panting. "I'll agree to go with both of you but only if you both stop acting like children!" She breathes out and they both cross their arms and turn away from each other. "Guys" she says with the tap of her foot and they both slowly turn around again.
"Fine."
"Fine."
They say in unison and Lucina sighs in relief and they all begin to head out. "You know you guys actually bicker like real brother and sister" Lucina says as they go out the door and down the hall and they both chuckle.
"Yeah, we've heard that before, and well I never would've never imagined it would be this much fun to have a brother!" Raven responds rather cheerfully while playfully shoving Robin.
"Indeed, I never imagined it could be pleasant either, you know I actually envy Chrom now!" Robin adds while he ruffled Ravens hair, Lucina's eye however starts to twitch in annoyance. How could they be at each other's throats one minute and fine and dandy the next. But for the sake of keeping things peaceful she kept mum on the matter she still couldn't feel her arms.
"So where are we headed first?" Lucina asks and both tacticians turn to face her and then each other.
"I was thinking the vault would be perfect."
"I was thinking the vault would be perfect."
They both say in unison and stop and turned to each other with large grins.
"You too? Alright!"
"You too? Alright!"
They say in unison afterwards and high five while Lucina face palmed, they both take one of her hands and lead her on. They walked down a hall and stopped when they saw a door that had Vault in bold letters on it. They open the door and ventured in and Lucina sees numerous trophies from numerous worlds. "This is where I came to brush up on my knowledge of fighters and where I learned most of what there was to learn about the Hero-King." Robin says as he takes he deep breath looking around at the trophies with a sigh.
"Though of course the rest we had to learn from his closest comrades here in the tournament." Raven adds while she placed her hands on her hips and also sighed. "Oh don't let us stop you feel free to look around," She adds shortly after nudging her forward.
"I believe the trophies for the new arrivals have also been displayed now we should brush up on our knowledge!" Robin proposes while Raven excitingly nods and they head off in a different direction. She approached one of Marth she spotted and taps the base and a little panel popped up, she taps on the one that said bio and a large panel appears with his complete bio. There were several more panels one showing his movesets, another his final smash, another his hobbies, and another being a personal note he himself left. "Don't take this for granted live each and everyday to the fullest!" It stated and she smiles and shakes her head. She moved on looking over all the others till she stopped at a rather large trophy that caught her interest. Giga Bowser was inscribed in bold silver letters at the bottom of the trophy, she touched the base and it glowed brightly before the panels popped up. Unlike the other one all the panels had "Classified" inscribed on it, except for the bio. But it just gave a quick description on his features and abilities however nothing more. She hums to herself in wonder staring up at the large bulky trophy indeed this creature had a very sinister and menacing appearance. She had to admit that Roy fellow had a lot of heart to want to take on something like that alone. She moves on afterwards skimming through the trophies and stopped when she sees the intergalactic bounty hunters trophy. Samus Aran inscribed at the base of the trophy, curious she taps the base and all the panels pop up and she opens up the bio.
She reads about how she was an orphan at a very young age duo to having lost her parents in a pirate raid, her parents were said to have perished at the hands of their leader Ridley. From then on she was raised by an advanced alien race named the Chozo who also get her the power suit. She closes the bio after that looking up at her trophy feeling quite saddened for her, her tough exterior is just the result of mental scars she suffered during childhood. She continues onward skimming through all the numerous trophies some of which are of things, people, or creatures shes never seen. There was one near the back however that caught her interest but also made her scowl. Dark Pit was inscribed on the base of this one and she taps the base of it and opens up the panels. She opens up the bio figuring the more she knows the better it could actually come in handy. She reads on about how he was a result of Pit breaking a mirror, and polar opposite of the angel in every way. Though originally created to defeat Pit he later has a change of heart and ends up saving his life. Lucina rubbed her eyes and read that over again unable to believe that selfish good for nothing grump did something for someone else. It also goes on about how Pit freed him and he basically now has free will to do what he pleased with his life. She just scoffed however "what a big mistake that was!" She remarks to no one and closed the panels. She continued to skim through the trophies and stopped near the end seeing Raven and Robin talking things over in front of Shulk's trophy. She just sighs watching them share battle strategies and tactics so intensely focus, like the two off them were in an enclosed world of their own. She chuckled a little thinking on how she thought she would never see another person as unique as Robin, and along comes Raven so similar yet so different.
"Attention all Smashers, Dinner is served!" Master Hands booming voice comes blasting through the speakers, this however brought the tacticians out of their world. They stuff all their work into their coats and turn to see Lucina standing there blankly staring at them.
"Shall we?" Robin asks the girls who nod and they head out, being last Lucina thought she heard a noise and quickly turns but finds nothing, she shrugged it off and exited the room. In the background however a shadow quickly passes by of a floating figure. They make it to the lobby and head through the large double doors to find the place already crowded with everyone.
Everyone was either getting food or eating at a table, Lucina decided to sit with the girls this time remembering the swordsman's manners. there was small chit chat around the table of different subjects like baking, yoga, magic, parenting, and running kingdoms. The swordsman table was chaos however as they were all arguing and there was all kinds of things flying around, Link and Ike started to wrestle over food again. Lucina sees Marth sitting at the table supporting his head on his hands and looking extremely bored, that is until a piece of meat slapped him in the face and ended up joining the conflict. It seemed everyone was using food as a weapon Ike was swinging drumsticks around, Link was hitting people with a loaf of bread, Shulk was meat-slapping people, Pit was flinging meat balls at people with his spoon, Robin was smacking them with a bag of potato chips, and Marth was threatening people with his pineapple. after seeing that however Lucina couldn't help but giggle it had been a long tiring day afterall and she couldn't help but just let it out, she watched in amusement as the little chaos over there continued. It all came to an end however when Ike broke a bottle on Shulk's head.
After dinner Lucina decided to head for her room wanting only to sleep, she walks past the living room and sees Link laying on the couch next to Zelda. She had her head on Link's chest while he stroked her hair "I wish it could always be like this" she tells him, and from the other side a tall man with green skin and orange hair walked in holding Toon Link up by the collar in one hand. He approached and kicked the couch over making Link and Zelda fall to the floor. Zelda gets up and glared furiously at the gerudo "what is your problem!?" she shouts at him while stomping her foot. He held up the hand with Toon Link and Toon held out a paper for Zelda to see. "Why didn't you just say so!?" she asked him harshly he turned and left but stopped at the entrance.
"It's more fun this way" he responds and left, Zelda and Link follow after the gerudo. Lucina goes to the elevator to get to her floor, but when it opened Ike was standing there, and as soon as he sees her he rushed over and slumped her over his shoulder.
"We gotta go!" He tells her and dashed down the hall full speeds and turned a corner and continued onwards.
"Wait Ike go where?" Lucina asks startled and in confusion, she continued getting carried away nevertheless and soon Marth and Robin were following. "What in the name of Naga is going on!?" she exclaims to the rushing trio, and even Raven joined them as they all rushed down the hall full speeds. "What is going on!?" Lucina desperately asks still slumped on Ike's shoulder and Raven hands her a slip of paper after. It read: Fire Emblem Smashers report to Master Hand's office ASAP! "Did something happen?" Lucina asked worriedly still confused if they were in this much of a rush it couldn't be good.
"No we're are just going to merely discuss business" Robin replied sternly as they come to a halt in front of Master Hand's office, Ike set Lucina down and pounded on the doors.
"You know I could've made it on my own Ike!" Lucina protests while she crossed her arms with a huff, of course no one ever likes to be manhandled.
"Actually you don't know the halls very well and you would of slowed us down." he replied sternly while the others nodded and murmured in agreement and she scoffed offended. Before she could say otherwise however, the Zelda group walked out which consisted of Zelda, Link, Toon Link, DL, DTL, and Ganondorf. Their group entered afterwards and Master Hand was waiting at his desk, the group stands at the foot of the table before Master Hand spoke.
"Alright so, tomorrow night we will be holding the smash festival to celebrate the start of the new tournament. All of you will be presenting your series at said festival, now veterans you know what is to be done and I expect you to fill in the newcomers of their duties. Alright that sums it just about up dismissed!" Master Hand finished and waved them off and a knock is heard at the door as well. When they exit the room they see the Mario group waiting. Which consisted of the red plumber, Luigi, Peach, Rosalina, Bowser, Bowser jr, Yoshi, and Wario. Lucina heads back towards the elevator in hopes of finally reaching her room and rest.
Lucina makes it to her room and unlocked her door and walking in and turned on the light, Dark Pit was not there much to her relief and she takes her nightgown and made her way to the shower. Before she makes it to the bathroom however the front door slams open, and in enters an enraged Dark Pit covered in goo and slammed the door shut behind him. He goes over to a lamp and started to strangle it "just wait till I get my hands on him!" he exclaims angrily as he continued to strangle the light,.
"What happened to you!?" Lucina asked amused at Dark Pit's misfortune meanwhile he glared at her.
"Pit-stain happened I swear the next time I see him!" He exclaims and started to frustratingly strangle the air.
"Yeah, ok whatever" she shrugs and walked into the shower room, not five seconds into the shower and Dark Pit was banging on the door yelling at her to hurry up so he can wash off the goo. "Be patient and wait your turn" she plainly responds while still enjoying her relaxing shower, as if all her troubles just washed away.
"You've been in there long enough come on!" He proclaims slightly annoyed while banging on the door.
"You'll just have to wait your turn" she responds, he however just mocked her with his hand and paced around impatiently. He goes to a bowl on the counter full of water and uses that to clean his face. He gets a hand towel to dry himself off and groans seeing his whole body still covered in goo. He paces around impatiently again and stops in front of the toilet room with a wicked grin on his face.
Lucina however was still peacefully enjoying her refreshing shower oblivious to what the dark angel was planning. That is until a flush was heard and the water turned ice cold, Lucina's screams were immediately heard from within the shower room. Dark Pit starts laughing hysterically, the door to the shower room swung open and slammed on the wall as an enraged Lucina stood there. she had wrapped herself in a towel and was now glaring murderously at the dark angel. "Hello drippy!" he mockingly says and was leaning against the door frame with a huge grin on his face. She lunged at him ready to strike only to slip on a bar of soap and falls flat on her back. He laughs at her misfortune and ran inside the shower room and bolts the door shut. Lucina tries going after him but he had already locked the door, she starts pounding on the door yelling all kinds of insults. She gives up after a while and headed back into the room, she had changed into her nightgown and sat on her bed brushing her hair. Dark Pit cames out of the shower soon after no longer covered in goo and wearing a new toga. He threw himself on the bed and laid there with his hands behind his head. "Hey get the lights will ya" he says shortly after and she turns to glare at him.
"Excuse me!?" she replies while she leans to the side crossing her arms while he turns to face her.
"Hit the lights" he says as he yawned and turned to the side, "you know that annoying thing that is keeping us from sleeping!" He states bluntly while she scowls but then smirks.
"Gladly!" she states and threw her hairbrush at him, he simply picked it up and threw it at the switch and turned off the lights.
"See was that so hard!" he says as he laid on his back again, she just growled at him and turned on a candle near her bed and started reading a book. "You better not snore!" he says as he tossed a cotton ball up and down in his bed, she ignored him and continued reading her book. Not thirty minutes later Dark Pit was spread all over his bed and snoring loudly, Lucina threw a small pillow at him but he just snorts and turns to the side. Lucina blew out the candle and got under the covers with a sigh.
"I wonder what new adventure tomorrow will bring?" she thought to herself as she slowly started drifting to sleep.
In another hall...
A door with vault plastered on it with bold letters slowly creaked opened and a shadow floated out. It levitates down the dark hall only illuminated by the moonlight peeking through the large windows.
Alrighty then ladies and jets that concludes the new and improved dare chapter, I hope it was as enjoyable as the first time. I added many new dares some from my own mind and some from readers themselves.
Oh, and of course a review would be much appreciated by yours truly, come on I know you want too! (人*´∀)
Well then my beloved readers take care and have yourself a wonderful day, don't let anyone, anything ruin it. I bid thee a Toodles! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉｼ
Next chapter: The Game Begins!