Chapter 11: Camping 101.

Hey its me again remember me? Yes! No? Ok. So Ive been gone a while… no shit yeah, yeah I know, I just had to figure some stuff out in my life before I exploded! Well everything is great now… sort of… I collected myself and got things back on track now, Im back in school though, and due to finish in a month now, 4 more credits… I got dis!

Even with Smash Ultimate on the horizon this story will proceed as usual, but hey that means it gets a sequal! YAAAAAAAAYY!(*^▽^)/ *

Also remember guys this is still Sm4sh so no ultimate character will show, I might do cameos or a tease though just to give you guys something. Also I don't mind if you guys ask me stuff, have any questions ask away either review or pm I dont mind. Well thats enough of my ramblings lets get to what you're here for then shall we!


They all sat quietly as the pen in the center spinned at a table they set up. Everyone was huddled around it anxiously waiting the results. The pen stopped at Link and everyone started to think of something, and that's when Pit stood up with a mischievous grin.

"Hey dude, I dare you to go to where the other girls are talking and clear your throat every 10 seconds and make it really obnoxious!" He proposes as Link looked at him with a confident smirk.

"You're on Pit!" he responds and took the pen with the camera and placed it on his ear and headed off.

So he arrives where the girls were swapping stories and Link just stood like a foot behind Zelda. They also happened to be around a different camp fire. Anyways Zelda started talking and that's when Link began to do what he was told.

"Yeah I get that in Hyrule often times there's an economy crisis and I-"

"AHEEM!" Link suddenly interrupted and everyone looks at the other hylian dumbfounded.

"Is there something you need Link?" Zelda asked as she turned to face the other Hylian.

"No I just wanted to see you and be with you." he responds as he shrugged with a nervous smile.

"Awh that's sweet Link" Peach said from the other side but Zelda eyed him curiously before she slowly turned back around.

"O-k, so as I was saying I sometimes become too busy for that Peach so I have…"

"AHEEM!" Link interrupted again, and Zelda turned again to glare at the other Hylian.

"Sorry Zel I had something stuck in my throat?" he said as he coughed into his hand and she turned back around.

"But Zelda I thought you had advisers or something to help complete your tasks faster?" Peach asked the Hylian princess who sighs.

"AHEEM!" Link coughs again from the back.

"Yes but even with their help its still a load-"

"AHEEM!"

"So I can't afford-"

"AHEEM!"

"To slack off for the sake-"

"AHEEM!"

"Sake of my-"

"AHEEM!"

"Sake of my Kingdom and-"

"AHEEM!"

"I always put-"

"AHEEM!"

"My peoples-"

"AHEEM!"

"Peoples-"

"AHEEM!"

Zelda stopped for a little while and everyone watched as the princess gritted her teeth before she takes a deep breath before she tried to continue. she opened her mouth to proceed-

"AHEEM!" Link managed to say before her and she just tapped her fingers on her knee in annoyance.

So she tried again "AHEEM!" and again as she clutched her hands into a fist "AHEEM!" and then one final time "AHEEM!" At this point Zelda got irritated and stood up to glare at the other Hylian who was just smiling innocently. "Oh sorry Zel I can't get it out maybe a glass of water might do it?" He says trying to hold in his laughter as he always thought she looked cute when she was flustered and angry.

Zelda however raced over and punched him in the face full throttle. The sound of the impact that which sounded off throughout the wilderness. He goes straight to the ground in an instant staying motionless on the floor. All the other females gasped not entirely expecting that to happen and the hylian princess just stood over her knocked out boyfriend all fuming, while everyone else stared in shock with hands over their mouths.

Back with the others…

Many of them where on the floor laughing with their faces red from laughter, tears running down their faces from laughing so hard. Link returns moments later with a black eye as Zelda sure did put a lot of force into that hit. At this point everyone's laughter was starting to cease and the ones who where on the floor took their seats again as he spins the pen. And this time it landed on Robin and everyone started to think of something for the tactician and that's when Ike got an idea. "I dare you to barge into random people's cabin and yell "it's coming!" in panic." He proposes with a grin.

"Alright Ike I accept you challenge!" He responds very dedicated and took the pen and headed off. He approaches the first one he saw. He burst through the door where Ness, Lucas, Toon, villager and DD were playing games. He burst through the door "ITS COMING!" he yells and runs off. They all looked at each other before they started screaming and running in circles that is until Ness stopped.

"Wait what's coming?" he asked in confusion and everyone just shrugged and looked at each other. All before resuming to screaming and running around in circles. Robin proceed to the next one and each time me managed to startle people. One such incident involved him startling his twin. Who was so focused on cooking a concoction in the little cabin kitchen, that she wasn't expecting her double to come bursting through the door. When he did she jumped a foot in the air and even threw the book she was reading at her counterpart. All the while spilling the concoction and making the kitchen catch fire. When he reached the last one he approached slowly before he burst through the door about to yell. But he walked in on Mario singing in front of a mirror in his undergarments using a brush as a mike. Robin just slowly backed out and closed the door wow people sure are weirder then he thought…

He made it back to camp where the others where just finishing their laughter from Robins little adventure as he sat down. Link spins the pen again and it landed on Pit and almost everyone had a mischievous smile while they stared at him and the goddess beside him. He noticed and started to get nervous and sweat started running down his face "oh come on why must you guys be so cruel!" He whines while flailing his arms around before Ike spoke up.

"Well Pit you've been dared to kiss the person on your left!" He states and the angel turned red, before he could answer however Viridi flew from her seat raising her hand in the air.

"I second that dare!" She exclaims hoping about with her arm raised as Pit stared with wide eyes.

"I Third that dare!" Shulk says a he too stood holding two thumbs up.

"I forth that dare!" Link shouts as he stood and slammed his hands on the table, seeing as how the angel was responsible for his black eye.

"I fifth that dare!" Ike speaks up next as he stood and shoved the angel towards the goddess.

"I sixth that dare?" Marth says confused as he looks in thought about whether that sounded right or not.

"Well Pit almost everyone said it if you don't you loose all three points and you're out. And all those extra lost points will carry over to the next games, so that you'll only have one point each time!" Link states as a huge psychotic grin crept on his face.

"Ahhhh, that's so unfair!" He shouts frustratingly as he got on his knees and pulls his hair. Pit swallows a woad of Saliva as Viridi grabbed his collar and glared at him.

"Well Pitrious?!" she demands, and well... he went for it... even as everyone either snickers or started to cackle it. Viridi was so obviously infatuated by the angel that was for sure. Pit however seemed to be more flustered with the goddess then anything.

*Meanwhile in a nearby cabin…*

Rosalina was staring through a small telescope observing the stars and the moon. Since she was far away from the bright city she could see the night sky more clearly. She was amazed at how all the stars and other celestial bodies differed here. "Wow this sure is a beautiful night and the full moon is-" The words get stuck in her throat as she accidentally comes across a particular scene up on the hill nearby.

"Oh goodness!" She exclaims suddenly as she immediately looked away from the telescope and placed her hand on it. Her roommate however got curious and approached the shocked princess who stared off blankly.

"What is it?" Palutena asks as she approached in wonder of what the cosmic princess discovered. Rosalina snapped back into reality and realised its for the best that Palutena not see what's on the other side. She quickly stood in the way and held her ands out in front of her halting the goddess.

"I-I-It's nothing don't worry!" She quickly protests nervously, however despite Rosalina's protest she looked through the scope.

All to see Pit and Virid, making out, with Pit leaning over her before they both fell to the floor out of view. Palutena crushed the telescope in her hand subconsciously still staring out the window. Rosalina clutched her luma in her hands nervously while she slowly scooted away.

*Back at base camp*

Well after everyone was done humiliating Pit. Link spinned the pen again and everyone watched it spin and land on Viridi ironically. "I dare you to paint Master Hands nails!" Shulk said with a grin and handed her a small bottle of nail polish and she stared at it.

"Alright I accept!" She says cheerfully and went on her way to try to find the said gloved being. She enters the large fancy cabin by the lake and slowly entered. She finds the deity who was seated behind a desk, head leaning backwards off his chair snoring loudly. "perfect opportunity!" She whispers to herself excitedly and approaches slowly while opening the bottle. She slowly closed the door and started on the job while he snored away. She was actually really nervous cause there was no way to tell if he woke or not his head is just a glove after all. The only indication that he was sleeping was the soft snoring emitting from him. Once she finished she quietly sneaked out of the large cabin and gently close the door and walked off. Little did she know however that she awoke the gloved being after hearing the door. Master Hand awoke and just shook his head and placed his hands on the table. He instantly noticed that someone had painted his nails and he stood from his seat enraged. "What the, CRAZZZZZY!" He shouts loudly shaking the entire camp grounds.

Everyone laughed and congratulated Viridi in making it back after that in one piece, explaining about how most don't survive after that. After that Link once again spins the pen as everyone eagerly awaited the results anxiously. And it landed on Shulk. And everyone started to think up of something for the Monado wielder to do and that's when Link stood up with a mischievous smile, "hey Shulk I dare you to pet fox on the head and say "good boy" at the same time!" He explained as he snickered.

"You're on my friend!" He declares taking the pen and racing off to find the said lupine to complete his task. Though he was a tad bit nervous. He spots Fox and Falco doing target practice nearby their cabin and approached as apparently Fox had beat Falco. Turns out he got 5 perfect bullseye on Falco and Shulk patted Fox on the head. "Good boy!" he says also giving him a little ruffle before he walked off. Fox stared confused as Falco started laughing hysterically. He returns to camp with a smirk and everyone was snickering and saying they can't believe he did that. After that Link spins the pen again and everyone once again watched anxiously as it came to a halt on Marth, Ike stood up with a large grin while Marth just stared questionably at the fellow swordsman.

"I Ike, dare you Marth, to go poke crazy with a stick while he is hibernating!" Ike said with a huge grin knowing how dangerous this task was.

"You're on Ike they don't call me hero-king for nothing!" He replies sternly and walked off while picking up a large stick and heading off into the woods.

*Moments later…*

Marth was being chased through the forest by a huge bear with a glove for a head much to some residents confusement. "so what's with this whole Crazy hibernating thing?" Shulk asked in confused as everyone calmly watched Marth and the gloved bear circle around camp.

"Well this weekend is for relaxation, even for Master Hand, so back in Melee he decided to put crazy in hibernation during the weekend. He had enough problems with the destructive smashers he didn't need a destructive deity as well. So he can also relax without having to worry about is insane brother all weekend." Link responded sternly with a shrug as they all calmly watched the chase in sue. The newcomers all nodded understanding and continued to watch Marth getting chased by the Crazy Bear as they called it. Master Hand came out moments later and shot him with a large dart and dragged him away back into the forest as everyone stared confused. Marth sat back down exhausted from all the running and crumbled on the floor near the table. Link spins the pen and everyone turned their attention to it eagerly awaiting the results and it landed on Ike. "Damn" everyone said in unison and slumped into their seats while trying to think of something he won't go through with. And Viridi stood up while raising her hand high up into the air and for the first time ever Ike was actually nervous.

"I dare you to go kiss that Samus girl!" She says cheerfully with a sinister smile that intimidated the mercenary. Pit also stood up and said he second that meaning he didn't do it he looses two whole points!

"Fine I accept your challenge!" he replied after a while and everyone was surprised he stood and slowly walked away, before he was out of view however he turned to look at his friends one last time.

"I'll prepare your grave for you buddy." Link said as he took off his hat and held it to his chest and hung his head low. And after that Ike was gone off to go where no man has gone before, literally, and most likely not survive.

Ike found her later sitting on a bench outside her cabin staring down at a tablet on her hands. She was going over schematics of her suit at the time, her face as usual showed no emotion. Everyone guess it was from loosing her parents as such a young age and also loosing comrades to horrible tragedies. He just awkwardly scooted closer and she lifted her head to see the mercenary awkwardly standing there. He slowly raised his hand as she stared at him with her fierce looking eyes "heyyyy S-Samus" he said awkwardly to her.

"Ike" she replied sternly with a nod and placed the table aside as to give the mercenary her attention. "how can I be of assistance?" She asked the mercenary sternly while he just tugged on his collar in pure nervousness, his mind screaming to run away.

"I need to tell you something that's a secret, and only you can know." He says motioning her to lean forward so he can whisper it to her. She did so but curiously wondering what he had to say, but instead of going to the side of her head he grabbed the sides of her face and pulled her in. This caught her by surprise as he kissed her and took off into the forest like there was no tomorrow, and in his case there wasn't. Samus loaded her gun, but before she could head off she heard a loud squeal and turned to see the Peach with her hands over her mouth.

"Oh Sammy I knew there was something going on between the two of you!" she exclaims excitingly and started hopping in excitement.

"What, no! Peach he-" she tried explaining but Peach cut her off.

"Oh don't worry Sammy I'll keep your secret but if you ask me you shouldn't keep it a secret, you guys look sooo adorable together!" Peach squealed excitingly, she continues to babble on and on as Samus swore to herself the next time she sees the mercenary she was going to rip his head off.

Ike returns to basecamp to find that Link had finished digging up a large hole. A large flat piece of wood sat next to it that read "I fight for my friends" on it. Ike slumps down on his chair and laughs sarcastically as Link got out of the hole and spins the pen again. Everyone watched it slowly come to a halt on Shulk and the Monado wielder got nervous as everyone went deep in thought. Link rose to his feet moments later with a sinister smile as Shulk nervously tugged his collar. "Shulk my man, I dare you to put on this bear skin and go around scaring people till someone notices your not a bear!" he says as Shulk took the costume and headed into the campsite to prepared and scare people, and he figure he'd start with the kids.

He spots Toon entering a cabin and figured that's where the kids must be held up. That cabin was sort of dark though so he couldn't exactly tell if it was Toon or not. He could make out a outline of the little figure from within the costume and spots the infamous cap. No one else was that size and wore an infamous hat like that, right? He advanced towards the cabin and stood in front of it and took a deep breath before he placed a shaking hand on the knob and slowly turned it. He rushed into the cabin and did the best imitation of a bears roar as he could, waiting to hear kids screams but got a nasty surprise. He looked on to see all the villains staring back a him with blank expressions. "GET HIM!" Dark Link shouts pointing his sword at him as the others approached smacking their fists into their open palms. Shulk turns around and bolts out the door screaming really high pitched as he flailed his arms in the air. He falls flat on his face and the villians catch up and grab him from the legs and begin to drag him back into the creepy looking cabin. He paws at the floor trying to get away to no avail though, he held to the sides of the entrance until Bowser pushed him in. Then DTL shuts the door while cackling like a maniac. The house starts bouncing around as the sounds of blows being delt are heard along with girly screams and the place is engulfed in dust.

Shulk returns burned to a crisp, arrows sticking out his back, clothes all ripped, and many bruises so to sum it all up he came back destroyed. He wobbled back towards the rest and collapsed near the table and held a thumbs up as Link spins again. This time however much to her uncomfort it landed on Lucina, but she figured it was bound to land on her by some point. This time Ike shot straight up with a sinister look on his face. "I shall have my title back, so I dare you to take Meta Knights mask" he said as he crossed his arms with a huge grin on his face.

"Isn't that what she dared you to do last time?" Link asked the mercenary who stood there smugly waiting for an answer.

"I accept your challenge Ike" she replied sternly and walked away while everyone stared with wide eyes and Ike just scoffed. She went to locate the star warrior to complete her task, hey she talked Falco into giving her some feathers, so she might be able to do the same here. She knocked on a cavern that was in the middle of camp and said star warrior opened the door and stared up at his guest.

"Sir Knight" She greeted him nervously staring down at those glowing eyes.

"Miss Lucina, to what do I owe the honor?" He asked sternly as she nervously cleared her throat...

Everyone was just waiting the return of the swordswoman while Ike kept on bragging about how there was no way she'll be able to do it. None to soon she returned and placed Meta-Knights mask on the table and everyone's jaw hit the floor while their eyes popped out of their head. Link rose from his seat and fainted dramatically as Shulk catched him and started fanning him with his hand. "HOW?!…" Ike exclaims out in disbelieve, she however just shrugged and took her seat enjoying the shock and confusion of the whole group before her.

"Some people got it some people don't." She replies smugly while Ike clutched his fists tightly while murmuring to himself.

Link stood back up again and started to spin the pen and everyone watched eagerly as the pen came to a halt on him. So Link was dared by Shulk to climb a tree and act like monkey and fling banana peels at by passers, the outcome: Link Kong the new member of the DK crew, HUGH! Pit was dared by Link to let Viridi give him a makeover, the outcome: hilariously awesome. Viridi was dared by Ike to jump into a mud pit, the outcome: rumors of the lurking 'mud monster' were reported around camp. Marth was dared by Link to switch clothes with Lucina, the outcome: slight changes. Lucina was dared by Ike to throw a brick through Master Hand's window, the outcome: the brick bounced off the window. Robin was dared by Shulk to walk around hugging people, the outcome: Robin made a lot of people's day better and was praised around camp. Shulk was dared by Link to run around the camp holding a dynamite stick and make it back before it explodes, the outcome: he almost made it but sadly Shulk was now a walking charcoal. Ike was dared by Shulk to go around camp slapping people with a fish, the outcome: fish fight broke out. And that was the first round everyone looked eager to continue on the next round and it was on once again, Link spins the pen and everyone eagerly watched it spin.

Lucina was dared by Link to walk around and shout replies when someone greeted her, the outcome: a hearing test by Doctor Mario. Robin was dared by Ike to skip around camp like a little girl and come back, the outcome: Robin made friends with the female villager. Shulk was dared by Pit to stand in the middle of camp and sing really loud and obnoxious, the outcome: Shulk got a shoe to the face. Link was dared by Shulk to drink a bottle of wine and try to associate with people hiding the fact that he is drunk, the outcome: he tried hard but failed when he started flirting with others, in the end he got punched in the face for the second time that night. Pit was dared by Lucina to act like a chicken while standing in the middle of camp, the outcome: a rumor spread stating that Pit was possessed by an evil chicken. Viridi was dared by Link to follow someone around the camp, the outcome: Luigi stated that a spirit of a little girl was haunting him. Marth was dared by Shulk to hide in the dumpster and scare by passers, the outcome: he didn't even last a full minute in there. And that completed round two with everyone still on board, so the next round everyone started to become more intense as they want to taste the sweetness of victory.

Ike was dared by Marth to do a stand up comedy act in front of Master hand, the outcome: failed miserably and a Ike shape hole is now on a wall. Link was dared by Viridi to do the worm, the outcome: Link managed to actually catch on fire. Shulk was dared by Pit to eat a pile of vegetation gathered around the forest, the outcome: Shulk swore never to eat anything green ever again. Pit was dared by Link to fly through a cabin window and out another for a stunt, the outcome: slight miscalculation = Pit splat on wall. Robin was dared by Lucina to steal Raven's tome, the outcome: Robin running for his life. Viridi was dared by Link to make a small cloud to rain on someone's parade, the outcome; she used a garden hose. Lucina was dared by Ike to eat a clump of dirt with worms in it, the outcome: refused. Marth was dared by Shulk to make a dramatic scene where he has a seizure, the outcome: 'Lucina' was given a lecture about self control. Link was dared by Marth to bark at passers. The outcome: Link was sprayed by a garden hose. Ike was dared by Shulk to swing around camp yelling like a caveman, the outcome: Ike the primitive. Pit was dared by Robin to fly around making bird calls, the outcome: someone shot down the 'annoying bird.' Shulk was dared by Link to hide in one of the stalls of the girl's restroom, the outcome refused. Viridi was dared by Link to make a tree fall, the outcome: "I don't want to kill the forest." Robin was dared by Ike to eat a big red pepper, the outcome: the milk is gone. Marth was dared by Viridi to go ask Peach for a makeover, the outcome: refused. Lucina was dared by Shulk to shout at Master Hand something stupid, the outcome: 'Marth' was given a lecture on self control. And that concludes this round and the next people where ready to kick things up a notch; though it might be noticeable Ike seemed to be targeting Lucina.

Link was dared by Pit to fake propose to Zelda, the outcome: "just kidding" -Links last words good thing be dug that grave. Shulk was dared by Robin to pretend to drown, the outcome: Shulk is not allowed by the lake anymore. Ike was dared by Lucina to steal Samus's armor, the outcome: "I don't want to die." Robin was dared by Shulk to wear nothing but his underwear, the outcome: refused. Viridi was dared by Pit to eat a worm, the outcome: refused. Lucina was dared by Ike to kidnap Rosalina's Luma, the outcome: 'Marth' was now dubbed a kidnapper. Marth was dared by Shulk to feed Kirby a bag of super mushrooms, the outcome: the wrath of Giga Kirby. Ike was dared by Pit to sit on some hot rocks, the outcome: Ike's burned buns. Link was dared by Marth to play the song of storms, the outcome: Link is now banned from using any and all musical instruments. Pit was dared to throw a poke ball at Mewtwo, the outcome: Mewtwo escaped, Mewtwo used hyper beam, its super effective, Shulk fainted, Shulk dropped $200. Viridi was dared by Shulk to eat 10 bowls of curry, the outcome: "that was good is there more?" Marth was dared by Link to shout that he loves ponies, the outcome: well now everyone knows that 'Lucina' loves ponies. Shulk was dared by Pit to tell Ness to hit him over the head with a bat, the outcome: he got whacked by all the kid smashers. Robin was dared by Link to sing a certain embarrassing song really loud in the middle of camp, the outcome: Robin is now all over social media. Lucina was dared by Ike to cut the lights to a random cabin, the outcome: "this is how horror movies start!" –many paranoid smashers. That concludes the next round of the dares and so far Pit has the lead which is a surprise, all the while Viridi is now dangerously close to loosing the game already but the game went on what will happen only time will tell.

Marth was dared by Shulk to crack an egg on someone's head, the outcome: Ike got an egg spattered on his face. Viridi was dared by Link to talk to a tree in front of people, the outcome: she's not crazy that's normal for her -Palutena. Pit was whispered by Ike to ask Palutena for permission to marry Viridi, The outcome: refused over and over again also avoided Viridi. Link was dared by Robin to threaten his dark counterpart, the outcome: Staring contest. Ike was dared by Lucina to spill ink on Master Hand's suit, the outcome: Refused Master Hand is all about his suit. Shulk was dared by Link to eat something called sionide, the outcome: well a fuming Dr. Mario and a near dead Shulk. Robin was dared by Marth to eat an onion, the outcome: no one talked to Robin again. Lucina was dared by Ike to tell Peach her tea is disgusting, the outcome: 'Marth' is now on Peach's enemy list. Marth was dared by Link to walk around camp with whoopee cushions on his shoes, the outcome: 'Lucina' apparently has 'problems'. Pit was dared by Shulk to tell Dr. Mario that his wings don't work, the outcome: Pit now has a terrifying fear of the doctor. Ike was dared by Link to walk around camp honking a horn, the outcome: well he made the mistake of running into Samus, again, so there's now a horn shoved down his throat. Robin was dared by Viridi to throw his book into the woods, the outcome: Toon now has possession of powerful magic that he can't understand. Viridi was dared by Shulk to make a tree follow someone, the outcome: Luigi completely lost it. Link was dared by Ike to howl at the moon, the outcome: refused. Shulk was dared by Pit to moon someone through a window, the outcome: Shulk returned with his underwear over his head. Lucina was dared by Ike to tell Raven they are no longer friends, the outcome: 'Marth' is no longer friends with Raven. So after all it's coming all down between Lucina, Robin, Shulk, Pit and Marth. Ike however was loosing his patience on trying to make Lucina strike out and her being dressed as Marth helps her get away with a clean slate.

Viridi was dared by Robin to stare at someone through a window, the outcome: she learned some interesting things. Ike was dared by Marth to make a huge campfire with his 'special move, ' the outcome: a large explosion off in the distance. Robin was dared to go dance around all the campfires, the outcome: the Robin ritual was born. Link was dared by Shulk to place the Master Sword in front of doors, the outcome: Link is forbidden to have mystical items now. Marth was dared by Lucina to go ding a bell around camp, the outcome: well, no one cared. Shulk was dared by Ike to bang on doors and run, the outcome: well apparently the camp is haunted. Lucina was dared by Robin to take some of Ravens hair, the outcome: she got them off her hair brush. Pit was dared by Viridi to let her hug him until its his turn again, the outcome: the viridi tick. Things where heating up and fast soon only one will stand above the others.

Lucina was dared by Ike to lick the mud off his boots, the outcome: refused of course. Shulk was dared by Link to take Bowser jr while he naps, the outcome: refused. Link was dared by Robin to sing for Zelda, the outcome: Link got a mike up his exhaust pipe. Viridi was dared by Pit to stay five feet away at all times, the outcome: wanted to refuse but was down to her last point. Robin was dared by Ike to take Peach's crown, the outcome: refused. Marth was dared by Link to wear his underwear on his head, the outcome: Underwear Head to the rescue. Robin was dared by Viridi to throw his coat into some mud, the outcome: Robins going to have to do some serious laundry. Ike was dared by Lucina to chop Master hand's desk in half, the outcome: well he was already on the gloves bad side so he stormed off in defeat. Pit was dared by Link to strip for Viridi, the outcome: Pit ran away, but came back shortly after refusing still. Shulk was dared by Marth to give the Monado to a kid Smasher, the outcome: well for many reasons refused and left once again in tearful defeat. Link was dared by Pit to go around licking people's faces, the outcome: well Link is out for the count. Viridi was dared by Marth to slap Pit across the face, the outcome: refused to harm her precious Pitrious and that was it for her. Robin was dared by Lucina to tell Toon he can have his book, the outcome: well that's it for Robin. Pit was dared by Marth to steal Palutena's staff, the outcome: Pit had a good run but he is proud that he wasn't the first for the first time. So this is where things got real it was down to Lucina and Marth both at two points left, the relatives stared each other down as everyone gathered around to see the epic battle.

"Lucina you see you're not the only one who has brought down Ike, they don't call me hero-king for nothing either. So here is what I got for you I dare you to throw your sword to the bottom of the lake." He says with a confident smirk as she returned it.

"Well I second that I would like to see you throw the sword you hold so dear at the bottom of that lake as well!" She responds and that seemed to have caught him by surprise.

"Well then your on, let us see who actually goes through with this." He says confidentiality as they both stood and headed towards said lake. Everyone else followed with their "oooohs" of amusement seeing who will or won't do it. They both stood at the banks of the large lake and unsheathed their Falchions and nodded. Lucina stared at her reflection the sword was giving her shining a brilliant color with the moon, she held the weapon very dear to her up for the throw, and as she did this she realized she could loose it in this deep dark lake. Marth as well held his weapon dear to him, beside his tiara, its all he had left of the wonderful memories of his past. they both stood there with shaking hands and got into position to throw their beloved weapons into the depths of the enormous lake. Lucina chucked hers with all her might it took all her willpower just to do it and she watched her beloved weapon sink into the depths. Marth followed shortly after and they both stared as their weapons plunged into the dark abyss. "What have I done!?" they both said in their heads regretting the outrages mistake they have done. "father is going to kill me when he finds out" Lucina told herself in worry but this was not over in fact it was all in their heads, they never did let go. They both just flung sticks into the Lake giving a good illusion to their minds. They just stood there dumbfounded looking at the swords that seemed to be glued to their hands. it seems they both held their weapons to dear to each other to ever do such a thing to discard them.

"Well you both lost a point since neither of you actually did it but there is only one way to settle this and see who gots more guts!" Link says from behind with everyone else and they all had evil grins plastered on their faces. They both were given slimy mud balls and where to throw them at Master Hand to ruin his precious suit, and they both stood there watching the gloved being sitting on his desk talking on the phone.

Marth Raised his mud ball and prepared to chuck it at his superior but then it just fell at his feet and he hung his head. "I can't do it I'm already on his bad side anymore and it could jeopardize my position I surrender." He said as he turned to face the group who gasped dramatically.

Lucina's mudball fell off her hands as she stood there in disbelieve as she had beat the hero-king. She heard the others congratulate her and started clapping and whistling then Marth stood in front of his descendant. "Well you may have won this time but next time you wont have it so easy" he said and handed her the 'Dare Crown' and turned and left. While everyone lost their minds except Ike who just scoffed and turned his back to the group.

"Wait I thought Ike was the undefeatable?" Lucina asked being all confused all of the sudden.

"He was because Marth hasn't played in a long time where he reigns supreme at this; since he has his duties with the Elite, Ike took over from there. That is only because Marth was the only one who can bring him down but now it looks like it runs in the family." Link explains and she nods in understandment watching her ancestor fade into the distance.

*Later*

After all the shenanigans of the evening and being able to finally wear her comfortable clothes again she headed to her cabin for some rest. Everyone else as well was retiring to their cabins after this looong day eager to get some sleep to be energized for the next day. She took a shower and changed into some pajamas she brought along that were a light blue in color, Raven was on the couch reading a book she had also changed into pajamas that were black with white outlines on it and also she had her hair loose. Not only that but Lucina noticed she fixed the place up it looked great, except a random burn spot that was adorned on one of the cabients. Still though Lucina felt bad letting her do all the work while she acted like a idiot. She decided she could make it up to her sometime like inviting her to a nice café out in the city she heard so much about. Shulk walked in later laughing his ass off about how Ike had to do the penalty dare, which consisted of him hiding under Samus's bed. Let's just say when she turned off the lights to get into bed there was a scream of terror like in a horror movie, but it wasn't the girl who screamed though…

Dark Pit walked in shortly after looking like he'd been to hell and back, bruises cuts and scrapes covered his body but he none the less looked satisfied. No surprise there though he did regularly enjoy conflict so it was no big surprise there that he'd return in that state. When they were ready to sleep a huge problem presented itself, the other bed was completely destroyed, they all just stood there staring at the small rubble even though she did tidy the place up Raven was no carpenter so there wasn't much she could do about the bed.

"I can Bunk with Lucina, if that's alright with you?" Raven said as she turned to face the blue haired swordswoman, she however said it was alright and then turned towards the guys to see what they would do. They sure as hell weren't bunking together that's for sure.

"I'll take the couch I don't really like top bunk anyways if that's cool with you DP." He said turned to face the Dark Angel who looked irritated and just wanted to sleep already.

"I couldn't care less" he said he flew to the other bunk and got into the bed turning his back to the group, and though it was sort of small Lucina managed to squeeze in with Raven on the bed. Raven said a final goodnight and turned to face the wall, Lucina just stared up lost in thought wondering what crazy shenanigans tomorrow's day will bring with it as she started to drift off…

The next morning…

The sound of birds chirping and a random weird squawk was heard the very next morning. The sunlight flooded the tiny cabin and Lucina awoke to a rather weird awakening… Raven was actually holding her in a motherly embrace as she had her head cradled in her arms. She tried to get out of bed but Raven tightened her hold over her while mumbling something about a soft plushy and Chrom. It was weird but she actually felt a little at peace being held protectively like that it reminded her of her mother Sumia, and how she would hold her like that when she was little and sang her a lullaby to get her to sleep. It was nice and peaceful until Dark Pit's foot dangled off the side of the top with his smelly sock dangling over her. She sort of gagged a little staring up at the dirty crusty sock giving off a foul smell. She slipped out from under Raven while placing her pillow in her place and headed to the restroom to freshen up.

She turns the knob at the sink to wash her face but it starts to rattle and she stares at it puzzled while slowly backing away. Then the whole top comes off and a huge jet of water comes rushing at her blasting her against the back wall as she screams in terror. Raven and Shulk come rushing in all panicked just to find her splattered against the wall soaking wet. She spits out some water in her mouth looking around dumfounded about what happened. "Whats all the ruckus?!" Dark Pit groans still half asleep rubbing his eyes and the seeing what all the commotion was about.

"Believe me we'd like to know to" Shulk said offering his hand to Lucina to help her up. "Are you ok what happened?" He asks her as she just stares around puzzled looking like a mess.

"T-he the sink, and the rattling, and the faucet" she mumbles while pointing at said faucet that was destroyed.

"You should be more careful this place is really old so who knows what could be out of place or broken" Raven states as she looks around and then back at the soaked blunette. "You should get changed and hand me those clothes ill set them out to dry for you." Raven said handling her a fresh pile of clothes and walking out with the other two. She sets the clothes down and grabs a towel to dry herself off when she notices the slip of paper tucked away where the faucet is suppose to be. She picks up the wet slip of paper and unfolds it to see a badly written note that looked to be written in crayon.

Look to your left, no your other left...

yup that's me at the window freak!

Laughing at you and you're despair HA!

Maybe you'll think twice before messing with me again!

-One pissed off YL!

She looks to her right to see said window was boarded up and chipped up in several places. She just sighs and crumbles the note and gets changed into a fresh set of casual clothing. And heads out seeing Raven inspecting the place like every last corner of it and seeing as what happened she is not surprised. She heads outside and entered the large cafeteria cabin with a flat roof; the inside was just as large with four massively long tables with seats at both sides. In the back was a booth where the many breakfast foods where at, next to that a salad bar, and next to that was a machine with many juices or milk to pick from and lastly was a coffee machine for those who preferred. She got some pancakes and sausage with orange juice and joined Marth and Robin who sat near the middle and Raven as well joined in shortly afterwards, "Why yes I have, have you ever considered trying to turn your own enemy's tactics to fail them?" Rabin asked Marth as they were both currently in a conversation.

"No not really I always seem to aim for the best possible outcome that will not result in many losses, and sadly if I were to have tried I'm sure things would have been tragic indeed" Marth responded as he took a sip from his coffee.

"Well I for one managed to get the upper hand because my Enemy had everything planned out to the last detail, so I knew exactly when and where to strike but I made sure we had them nice and fooled first. Making your opponent think they have won really makes them lower their guard." Robin finished as he finished up the last of his food and finally noticed the swordswoman sitting next to him. "Oh good morning Lucina did you sleep well?" he asks as he turned to face her.

"Yes thank you I had a good night's rest I trust you did so as well?" she replies as she took a small sip from her juice.

"Well I would say yes but unfortunately Marth and I had to sleep on the floor and the cabin floor was no comfy place" he responded sternly.

"Yeah my back is still all sore from sleeping on that floor!" Marth added while stretching a little and wincing in pain.

"Whats wrong with the beds?" Lucina asked curiously wondering as to why they were forced to sleep on the floor.

"Well the beds never existed in the first place it was just cardboard cutouts with sheets on them when we did some investigating we found this." Robin finished as he took a small folded piece of paper from his robe and handed it to Lucina who looked it over.

You just fell for one of my awesome pranks dude!

I would have loved to see the look on your face

-Love, Roy

It was another letter from this Roy character she remembered what Marth said about him but he seemed more of a goofball then hero. Or maybe he took a page from Links book but it wasn't reported that he threw his opponents off. No he seemed like he annoyed the hell out of them to the point they would jump off the stage to get away from him. Lucina was so lost in her thoughts that she didn't notice she was being spoken to. "Lucina hey what about you?" Robin asks her for the third time and he waves his hand in front of her face, and she snapped back into reality.

"Wait what?" she asked sitting up strait on her chair a little embarrassed.

"We asked if you have any broken or missing things in your cabin" Marth filled her in she embarrassedly looked away not wanting to recall the earlier events.

"Whoo you would not believe how many things were counterfeit or gone astray or tampered with I did a thorough check of the whole place!" Raven said joining into the conversation and saving Lucina the embarrassment.

"Which cabin number are you staying at?" Marth asked the tactician curiously.

"Me and Lucy got cabin number eight along with our partners why?" She asked the blue prince who looked deep in thought.

"Eight huh, that would explain it" he responded looking deep in thought and then slightly chuckled and the others tilted there heads in confusion.

"Care to share with the rest of class Marth?" Raven told the blue prince as he waved his hand around in front of him.

"I'm sorry it's just that is the cabin me, Roy, Link and young Link stayed at back in the second tourney. And we set all kinds of pranks on each other, but Roy and the others went ahead and started to set pranks in other cabins. Funny thing is we left as soon as they finished and I forgot all about it and I bet so did Link. And so no one was unfortunate enough to fall victim to anything until just now." He explains to the group as he lowered his head and shook it with a smile on his face "today is going to be a wild day" he chuckled.

"You seem pretty calm about this aren't you afraid that with your pranks you set you might end up injuring someone." Raven says with worry, but he just waved her off.

"No I set simple things like buckets on doors and toothpaste on the door handles that type of stuff i'd be more worried about Link since he is still here but Roy…" he didn't finish his sentence as he stared down at the table as whenever the topic of what happened to Roy came up his mood would turn sour. Lucina was starting to suspect that maybe the poor red head died trying to save everyone else but Master Hand didn't want to share the grim news with everyone else so they reported him decided to drop the subject as to not upset Marth more then he already was, she felt bad for remember about what it is like to see a dear friend disappear from you and be presumed dead like Robin did to her, when her father reported they found him in the fields again he was taken away by Master Hand and she never got to see him again till she went along.

Toon Link kicks the doors open moments later looking pissed stomps over to Marth and grabbed him from the collar glaring furiously at him. "Hey Marth would you like a COOKIE!" He shouted as he brought out a box that said 'chocolate ship cookies.'

"Toon what's wrong?" Lucina asked coming in between the two and Toon showed her the box of cookies.

"You tell me!" he fumes as she looked in there to find no cookies but instead a box filled with armed rusty mousetraps and one of Toon's little hands had three of them clamped around it. Lucina also finds a small note inside that was unfolded and obviously read by Toon already which explains why he's there, she takes it out and quickly skims through it.

Ha got you good little Link, or, big Link whichever one of you couldn't resist the temptation! Mess with me again and you'll get it worse elf!

-sincerely yours, Marth...

"Marth how could you!" Raven said as she took Toon's hand to help him get the mousetraps off. Lucina however crumbled the paper and threw it into a cup of juice to disintegrate and rid of the evidence, of course it wasn't intended for Toon but that note could easily be misinterpretated the wrong way. And seemed like Link and little Link really got on his nerves there, what exactly went down here that second tourney?

"Forgive me Toon that box was for intended for Link I never intended to hurt you, he and YL where obsessed with those cookies back in the day." he said as he stood up and bowed apologetically to Toon. "I'll make it up to you we can go to the store and I'll buy you whatever you want" he proposed.

"Fine I forgive you this once" he said as he went along his way and spilled DTL's milk on him and ran out as the dark Hylian gave chase.

"Wow I never thought I'd see this box again, I set this trap for Link back then can't believe he never found it I even left it in plain sight in a snack cupboard. He Loved these and unfortunately the company that made them ran out of business prior to the close of the second tourney. Well I'm going to spend the day disarming my old Pranks, don't want any more complaints, I advise you all caution I have no ideas what kind of pranks Roy, Young Link, and Link set." With that he rose from his seat and left in a hurry remembering exactly what he planted and where. Link entered with Ike afterwards and they got their meals and headed to set with the tacticians and swordswoman. Link however spots he bot and his eyes go wide and light up with sparkles.

"OH I LOVE THESE!" he exclaims excited and shoved his hand all the way to the bottom of the box, and of course loud snapping sounds where immediately heard, as his eyes go wide open and took off running screaming like a manic while his hand was covered in mouse traps.

"Heh, This isn't the first time I saw this happen today" Ike said as he sat down with his plate of chicken, Wait! Chicken?! That wasn't on the menu, well guess Ike has his ways.

"What do you mean?" Robin asked the mercenary.

"This is what I mean!" he said rather flustered and handed them a small folded piece of damp paper.

"Again how many of these are we going to see?!" Lucina mentally exclaims to herself as she unfolded the paper and read it aloud,

Hey guess your wondering what happened right?

I'll tell you what happened YL happened!

-Love Young Link

Ps, blame Link.

"And where exactly did you find this?" Robin asked the mercenary who had an unamused face clearly something got him.

"Oh no where just inside the cardboard toilet I so unfortunately used this morning!" he exclaims frustratingly and Lucina immediately threw the note back at him.

"Ugh sick! what is wrong with you Ike?!" she said desperately wiping her hand on a cloth nearby.

"What the note was clean unfortunately the fake toilet melted" he responded with a sigh and a pout.

"Yeah we get the picture" Raven quickly added with a look of disgust.

"Hey how do you think I feel that was not cool, not in the slightest, especially since I had to clean the big mess afterwards!" he finished and headed out the door seemingly loosing his appetite. That is until he came back and took a leg of the plate and begin chewing on it and walking away, "maybe just one bite." He states before coming back and taking a second one and left hacking away at his drum sticks, he eventually just comes back and takes the whole plate.

Not long after that Lucina found herself in the medical cabin, why you ask well everyone's favorite red head just so happen to poisoned the juice supply. He left a note saying if he doesn't receive the demands he will destroy the antidote, except all he wanted was for Master Hand to let him out of a cage dangling on a tree. Good thing Doctor Mario knew exactly what the redhead used and managed to cure those unlucky few who took the poisoned beverage. And Master hand kept receiving complaints about how things kept breaking or missing or just plain falling on them no notes though as they had faded or where misplaced due to their specific location, that or they were never found. so no one knew all this was done long ago and now everyone is out for a mysterious assailant. Marth however managed to clean up his stuff or a least burn the evidence so he got a clean slate his reputation with MH was not the best right now. And it was all because of the previous day's activities and Lucina apologizing for half an hour about how she shamed the hero-king. The day never got to begin either as a loud thunderclaps filled the sky and it started raining in buckets, Master Hand told everyone to head back to their cabins and stay put while the Elite Six go around taking note of what needs repair, and hopefully catch a culprit. Well things certainly turned interesting and Master Hand was fuming at the damage done to his precious camp.

*Meanwhile in another dimension…*

There was a large blue tent shielding the inhabitants from the snow outside they all stood around a large table going over battle plans, there where two redheads currently arguing in the back about different ideas until a woman with long green hair tied into a pony tail came in. She presented the two with a different larger piece of silk and they both eyed it in amusement with their 'oohs' and 'aahs.' That is until something hit one of the redheads on the head and he picked up a strange envelope after rubbing his head, the seal was a circle with a cross through it everyone looked towards him as he slowly opened the envelope…


Alright sorry about this being late I was planning on releasing it sooner but sooo many things came up and I couldn't find the time to write, I should be good now so expect the next chapter to come out much more earlier then this. Sooo hope you all enjoyed the new dare game… maybe…

Oh before I forget I'm still opened to suggestions so anything you want to see let me hear it and I'll make it happen, that's all I have for now so take care guys I love you all and this is Emmy signing off!

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Next Chapter: Cabin fever…