Chapter 12: Cabin fever
Hee hee hee hee what up you jackasses! Ooh look at this bunch right here! You pooh bear with your darn magic wand on your head. I got 3 leprechauns talking to me right now an they all saying shit…
Ah shut up oh shut up you sound just like my granpapy always telling me I can't do things. Well paint me blue and call me momma smurf you took the biggest darn turd i've ever seen. Shad ap, you ever give a man a wedgie when he aint wearing underpants?! I'll pull your innies inside out.
Oh heh heh heh nobody gets me…
Im the wildcard B*tches!
Our lives are just a long dream chewbacca is having!
Go duck yourself gotta go!
So as all the smashers where confined into their cabins so Master Hand and the Six can focus on the problems one step at a time. And not all bundled up, So what are our favorite heroes and heroines doing to pass that time you ask good question, but first let's step back a bit. A while back Master Hand started to develop ways for smashers to communicate long distance the outcome: the Smash-cell. So now back to the smashers decided it was a great time to pop them out and check out the new features as they've been greatly enhanced, and also a great time for newbies to activate and test out their new device. Master Hand also added a spell corrector for those who aren't well with typing or language in general, he did it in good intentions but it comes with its cons as well. So let us see just what these maniacs are talking about being bored out of their mind shall we?
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Robin and Shulk chat, topic: Robin's new device.
Master of tactics: (Man of the Monado, I have finished activation of my cellular device.)
Its Shulk time: (About time, you're the only one who didn't have one.)
Master of Tactics: (And, the children have shown me how to download these things called "apps.")
Its Shulk time: (ok glad you got the hang of it, the guys are tired of trying to explain things.)
Master of tactics: (Why are the birds so angry? Verily, they should calm themselves and make peace with the pigs.)
Its Shulk time: (-_-! I just… I give up man…)
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Link and Dark Link chat, topic: virtual battle.
The Elfanator: (Sword)
The Black Prince: (Sword)
The Elfanator: (Pivot)
The Black Prince: (Pivot)
The Elfanator: (Shield)
The Black Prince: (Shield)
The Elfanator: (Din's fire!)
The Black Prince: (Damn…)
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Peach and Mario chat, topic: Dinner
Pink Monarch: (hey… so, do you want to have children tonight or tomorrow?)
Red Plumber: (SAY WHAT!?)
Pink Monarch: (CHINESE! for dinner… I hate this stupid thing sometimes.)
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Link and Ike, topic: relationship problems
The Elfanator: (the other night me and Zelda had an argument before bed we had also decided to share a bed; but she called me childish and said I had to sleep on the couch.)
I fight for my friends: (Ouch, bro)
The Elfanator: (but, the jokes on her I built a fort with a sign that said "No girls aloud.")
I fight for my friends: (…)
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Zelda and Peach, topic: relationships (what you expect.)
Pink Monarch: (Sooo, I heard you and Link tried sleeping on the same bed, your relationship seems to be moving fast. BUT, I only got one really important question you think he is the one?)
Legendary Hylian: (All I know is that he really makes me happy, he's the only guy I ever considered mutilating.)
Pink Monarch: (MUTILATING!?)
Legendary Hylian: (*Marrying)
Pink Monarch: (Oh Zellie don't scare me like that!)
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Marth and Ike, Topic: tomorrow's activities.
I fight for my friends: (Dude, me and Shulk are going to the movies tomorrow, I have free tickets wanna go?)
Prince of Althea: (Shulk and I)
I fight for my friends: (what?)
Prince of Althea: (It's Shulk and I, me and Shulk is not proper grammar.)
I fight for my friends: (You are right it's Shulk and I, because you are no longer invited.)
Prince of Althea: (-_-)
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Viridi and Pit, Topic: unknown
Goddess of nature: (Hiiiiiiiiiiii Pit)
Angel of light: (How did you get my number, where'd you even acquire a communication device!?)
Goddess of nature: (MH silly, but I have some very important questions.)
Angel of light: (ok… what's up?)
Goddess of nature: (fill in the blanks)
(1. the _ to survive.)
(2. What is the letter after T?)
(3. What is the opposite of stop?)
(4. Three strikes and you're?)
(5. What's horizontal to length?)
(6. When referring to yourself what do you say?)
Angel of light: (ok…)
(Will.)
(U.)
(Go.)
(Out.)
(Width.)
(Me.)
Goddess of nature: (Of course I will!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!)
Angel of light (…!)
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Link and Zelda, topic: Random
The Elfanator: (Heh. I just put my laundry in the fridge, sometimes I think I'm retarded)
Legendary Hylian: (oh, I do that all the time.)
The Elfanator: (Put laundry in the fridge?)
Legendary Hylian: (No, think you're retarded.)
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Ness and Toon, Topic: sneaking out of cabins to visit each other.
Baseball champ: (Hey It stopped raining so much sneak out of your cabin and come join us!)
Baseball champ: (Dude, are you throwing stones at my window? What do you have your phone for?)
The Humble Prince of the wind: (Okay, Sorry, You're right.)
Baseball champ: (Did you just throw your phone at my window!?)
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Ike, Shulk, Link, and Pit, group chat, topic: the smash safety guidelines quiz.
The Elfanator: (so a while back the Elite Six had to memorize the safety guidelines and Master Hand quizzed us on it to make sure we actually read the thing, I did so but apparently I failed at the most important one wonder why?)
Angel of Light: (what was the question?)
The Elfanator: (It said in an even of a fire what steps would you take.)
I fight for my friends: (and…)
The Elfanator: (Well apparently 'freaking large ones' was a wrong answer.)
Its Shulk time: (What I want to know is what was going through Master Hand's head/hand, when he put you in the Elite Six.)
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The Elite Six group chat, Topic: the chaos around camp.
Red Plumber: (Mama-freaking-mia, all the plumbing around the camp has been messed with. It will take a significant amount of time for me and my bro to finish the job!)
Legendry Hylian: (Well Samus and I are still looking for clues that will lead us to the culprit)
Bounty Huntress: (Yes I came so close to finding something today, a note from the culprit but it was faded and torn I couldn't make anything out. But I ran it through one of my scanners and am awaiting the results, once I found out who it is I can kill them, ahem *get them, sorry.)
The Elfanator: (I think its best that if the culprit is found Samus sit the mission out.)
Pink Monarch: (I can go, I need to discuss some *matters with them.)
The Elfanator: (I-I think you should also sit this one out too.)
Prince of Althea: (Link how about you and I apprehend the culprit he can come quietly and admit *his damage, and I promise no harm will come to this *person.)
Red Plumber: (I agree we should approach this fiend with a friendly proposal at first, but if they refuse to admit the evidence against them well… then Samus you can take it from there.)
Mano Maestro: (Well whatever your going to do I suggest you get a move on, we catch the culprit and he can deactivate the pranks before anymore fall victim, and I have to hear all about it the next morning.)
Prince of Althea: (Well Link what do you think will the *culprit come quietly and except a fair and suitable punishment, or do you think this will need some force.)
The Elfanator: (well maybe the *Culprit, wasn't alone and had an *associate!)
Prince of Althea: (the *associate did NOT go as far as putting someone's health in danger, like the *culprit)
Bounty Huntress: (What are you two hiding?!)
The Elfanator logged out…
Prince of Althea logged out…
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Robin and Ike, Topic: I help my friends.
I fight for my friends: (Hey Robin what is up friend)
Master of tactics: (Ike, to what do I owe the pleasure of this conversation.)
I fight for my friends: (well… I just got done humping your sister, and I feel great about it)
Master of tactics: (if you're expecting me to congratulate you or something I won't.)
I fight for my friends: (that's a little cold, but hear me out I'm usually fighting for friends, but instead what about helping friends with their needs. Not only that but getting paid! I do need some cash I'm a bit tight this month.)
Master of Tactics: (you're a deeply disturbed man Ike, what is the purpose in telling me this vulgar information by the way?)
I fight for my friends: (Well after I finished with your sister she told me you were in need of some assistance as well, so I have come to offer my services friend.)
Master of Tactics: (I assure you Ike I am in no need of such assistance, if I may suggest something you need help on a professional level; I suggest you get it immediately.)
I fight for my friends: (why do I need help because of this, can't I just want to help a fellow friend your sister said you where actually in desperate need of it.)
Master of tactics: (Well maybe you should consider carefully of the information you are giving me, and then seek out professional help.)
I fight for my friends: (WHAT…)
I fight for my friends: (OH ROBIN DUDE NO, I didn't mean that I mean *helping not the other thing! I am not a prostitute, dude lets… lets just leave this here… it also never happened.)
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Robin and Raven, topic: technology
Master of tactics: (hey Rav you ever wonder why the keyboards aren't alphabetical instead of randomly laid out?)
Mistress of tactics: (Yes indeed i've given it plenty of thought Rob, and well I think strategically it probably makes typing faster and easier since the layout makes the typing of certain words connect better you know?)
Master of tactics: (yes but if memory serves well wouldn't the keyboard being alphabetical be better since the words are perfectly laid out as they should be.)
Mistress of tactics: (maybe we're just overlooking this…)
Master of tactics: (perhaps so, but still this layout is intriguing… maybe i'll ask some of our comrades…)
Mistress of tactics: (I kind of like it though, its weird yet oddly satisfying his QWERTY layout…)
Master of tactics: (indeed, also… STAY. AWAY. FROM. IKE!)
Mistress of tactics: (huh?)
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Viridi and Pit, topic: Random
Goddess of nature: (Hi)
Angel of light: (Hi)
Goddess of nature: (Did you eat breakfast?)
Angel of light: (Did you eat Breakfast)
Goddess of nature: (are you copying me!?)
Angel of light: (are you copying me)
Goddess of nature: (I love you!)
Angel of light: (Yes I ate...)
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DTL and Sheik, topic: ninjutsu
The dark prince of the wind: (I am a ninja!)
Sheikah warrior: (no you are not!)
The dark prince of the wind: (did you see that?)
Sheikah warrior: (see what!?)
The dark prince of the wind: (Exactly!)
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Dark Link and Zelda, topic: magic…
The black prince: (you, witch lady I am in dire need to learn magic, so I seek out your aid, just name your price.)
Legendary Hylian: (first of all, I have a name. second, I AM NOT A WITCH. Third, when asking a favor from someone ask politely. Fourth and foremost you need to say *please* ever heard of it.)
The black prince: (so is that a yes?)
Legendary Hylian: (You are such a rude and impolite jackass, you can at least try to be like Link!)
The Elfanator has logged on.
The Elfanator: (you, pretty lady I need to hone my magic skills, so I seek out your aid. Name your price beautiful *wink)
Legendary Hylian: (Link we talked about this!)
The black prince: (alright let's try this again… you, pretty lady I am in need to hone my magic skills, so I seek out your aid. name your price beautiful, *please.)
Legendary Hylian: (you are both the BIGGEST idiots around!)
The Elfanator: (is that a yes?)
The black prince: (is that a yes!?)
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Viridi and Pit 1-1, Topic: friendship.
Goddess of nature: (hey bud,)
Angel of light: (*sigh, what now.)
Goddess of nature: (alright I'll just come out with it, I want to be more then friends =D)
Angel of light: (Best friends!)
Goddess of nature: (more then that.)
Angel of light: (Super best friends!)
Goddess of nature: (…!)
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Bower and Mario open chat, topic: economy problems.
Red plumber: (Mr. Koopa the Elite Six have talked we need to start cutting some unnecessary finances, so we are reducing your paycheck significantly.)
Koopa King: (WHAT! I have a child to feed!)
Red Plumber: (hey we all need to make sacrifices sometime, so you should give the money to your child.)
Koopa King: (What about you fat boy you waste a significant amount of the manors money stuffing your face with pasta!)
Red Plumber: (I have a brother and girlfriend to support; you also have no solid evidence of that claim.)
Koopa King: (they get their own checks! Also I do) *sends picture of Mario literally stuffing his face with pasta in a huge bowl*
Red Plumber: (that is a fake you clearly made that up, and besides you always use your money to buy doomsday devices to use against me!)
The Pink Monarch has logged on.
Pink monarch: (Mario the Elite Six have spoken we have to cut *all of our unnecessary coasts, so I guess we wont have Pasta for a while.)
Red plumber: (what!? Pasta isn't even that expensive…)
Koopa King: (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!)
Pink monarch: (Bowser we are also cutting your payment off as well)
Red plumber: (Hee. Hee. Hee. Hee.)
Koopa King: (wait just a darn minute princess! you waste a HUGE amount of money buying clothes and beauty accessories. Maybe the stupid Six should cut you off the most!)
Pink monarch: (Hey I don't buy that much I just buy the necessary, I have a rep you know so I need my looks!)
Koopa King: *sends picture of Peach at the mall with hundreds of bags, literally.*
Red Plumber: (you spying on us turtle boy!)
Koopa King: (I wise king always keeps tabs on his enemies, plumber freak.)
Mano Maestro has logged on.
Mano Maestro: (I have decided I am cutting all three of you we do NOT need large qualities of pasta, doomsday devices and or beauty accessories.)
Red Plumber: (my-a pasta!)
Pink monarch: (my looks!)
Koopa King: (my triumph!)
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Pit and Viridi, topic: unknown.
Goddess of nature: (can you just listen to me!)
Angel of light: (whaaat!)
Goddess on nature: (I like you, ok… and I feel that something is missing in my hart.)
Angel of light: (I think it's an E.)
Goddess of nature: (Pit I swear!)
Angel of Light: (you can't you're a goddess.)
Goddess of nature: (Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!)
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Peach and Meta-Knight, topic: camping photos,
Pink monarch: (hello MK I just wanted to show you a photo that will be in the camping trip photos I'm posting online here is yours.) *shows picture of MK without his mask and for some reason smiling*
Star warrior: (Delete that immediately!)
Pink monarch: (why you look sooo cute! *giggle)
Star warrior: (woman you are going dangerously close to the edge.)
Pink monarch: (oh Mk no need to be shy we all have our flaws.)
Star warrior: (well then enlighten me princess what is yours.)
Pink monarch: (Mario…)
The Elfanator: (ooh hooo… BURN!)
Legendary Hylian: (yeah mines is this ungodly giant green 200 lbs tick that attached to me)
The Elfanator: (T_T)
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DTL and DL, Topic: muffin
Dark prince of the wind: (Enjoying your muffin?)
Humble prince of the wind: (Why yes I am, why where are you?)
Dark prince of the wind: (Thats not important, so, what does the muffin taste like?)
Humble prince of the wind: (Yummy Blueberry!)
Dark prince of the wind: (And?)
Humble prince of the wind: (Thats it blueberry)
Dark prince of the wind: (ANND…)
Humble prince of the wind: (... Did you lick this?!)
Dark prince of the wind: (Like a LOLLYPOP! HA!)
Humble prince of the wind: (I will DESTROY you!)
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Shulk and Ike, Coffee
Its Shulk time: (Man I think I had too much caffine this morning I have the shitters, I can't stop!)
I fight for my friends: (Shitters!? You cant stop shitting?)
Its Shulk time: (HAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit! I meant *Jitters, darn phone…)
I fight for my friends: (Ha! Oh man you just made my day!)
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Capt. Falcon and unknown, Topic: unknown
Firey Red Fiend: (You ever see a jackass wrapped around in plastic?)
Show me ya moves: (um no?)
Firey Red Fiend: (well just look at your Smash ID card, HA!)
Show me ya moves: (who is this?!)
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Palutena and DTL, Topic: Chicken!
Dark prince of the wind: (Why did the chicken cross the road?)
Goddess of light: (I dont know, why?)
Dark prince of the wind: (to get to the idiots house!)
(Knock, Knock)
Goddess of light: (whos there?)
Dark prince of the wind: (The Chicken!)
Goddess of light: (Listen here you little shit!)
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Raven and WFT, Topic: Hashtag
Mistress of Tactics: (I just learned to hashtag!)
Wii fit trainer: (oh nice, yeah its a fun little feature I guess)
Mistress of Tactics: (Hashtag conversation with Snow!)
Wii fit trainer: (um I don't think that's how it works…)
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Ness and Toon, Topic: trees
Baseball champ: (I was running and I hit a tree!)
Humble prince of the wind: (what, are you ok, or should I say oaky!)
Baseball champ: (delete my number)
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Pit and Viridi, Topic: whos even keeping track anymore?
Goddess of nature: (your such a jerk!)
Angel of light: (*you're)
Goddess of nature: (jeez your so annoying!)
Angel of light: (*you're)
Goddess of nature: (stop doing that! Your making me mad!)
Angel of light: (*You're)
Goddess of nature: (That's it! Im gonna slap you're face!)
Angel of light: (*your)
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Ike and Shulk, Topic: Food!
I fight for my friends: (hey man wanna drop by our cabin later for dinner!)
Its Shulk time: (yeah man what are you guys making?)
I fight for my friends: (spaghetti and meatballs!)
Its Shulk time: (you mean swaghetti and memeballs!)
I fight for my friends: (you're uninvited)
Its Shulk time: (fair enough…)
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Pit and Viridi, topic: does it matter at this point?
Godess of nature: (you know what sucks?)
Angel of light: (vaccumes)
Goddess of nature: (I mean what sucks metaphorically)
Angel of light: (Blackholes)
Goddess of nature: (I mean what isn't cool)
Angel of light: (the sun)
Goddess of nature: (jeez your so friggin hard to talk to!)
Angel of light: (You're***)
Goddess of light: (Ill get you for this!)
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MH and Link, Topic: paycheak
Mano Maestro: (Link, im going to need you to fill out another pay form notice)
The Elfanator: (Whaat? why?!)
Mano Maestro: (well apparently you listed your gender as 'pizza')
The Elfanator: (yes that is correct)
Mano Maestro: (may I ask why?)
The Elfanator: (because everyone wants a piece of me!)
Mano Maestro: (you realise that means you're not getting paid this week right?)
The Elfanator: (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)
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Olimar and Sonic, Topic: dog
Space Cowboy: *sends picture of a tiny lizard he found in the cabin*
(Look at how small this dog is, I wonder what breed it is?)
You're too slow: (why are you like this?)
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Pikachu and Jigglypuff, Topic: singing
God of thunder: (ok phone translate and tell jigglypuff to shut the hell up in a nice way, send)
El globo: (phone translate and tell Pikachu to kiss my ass! but in a nice way, send)
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M,Villager and F,Villager: Da dum…
The Mayor: (da dum.)
(Da Dum.)
(Da Dum Da Dum Da Dum Da Dum.)
(DA DUM DA DUM DA DUM DA DUM DA DUM DAAAAAA!)
*picture of a shark heading towards the camera with open jaws*
The Mayoress: (...)
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Elite 6 chat, topic: forecast
Pink monarch: (ok guys I checked the forecast and it says we're getting flamingos!)
Prince of Althea: (oh no anything BUT flamingos!)
Legendary hylian: (how do we even prepare for that?)
Pink monarch: (guys I meant *FLOODING!)
Mano Maestro: (gods its a good thing crazy is hibernating, if he read that he would literally make it rain flamingos!)
Bounty Huntress: (I don't think that concerns us anyway we're to high up the mountain)
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Dark Pit and Mewtwo, Topic: powers
Angel of dark: (so how do you battle anyways you're all scrawny, and don't look like much, eh no offense)
MT 2000: (I have psychic powers beyond understanding)
(Yeah right!)
(Lucky guess)
(Beginners luck)
(Stop that)
(How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood)
(Pit cries himself to sleep)
(Ha nice)
(*You're stupid)
Angel of Dark: (damn…)
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Rosalina and Unknown, Topic: guess…
Firey Red Fiend: (I bet I can get you to say red)
Mother of cosmos: (ok try it)
Firey Red Fiend: (what color is the sky?)
Mother of cosmos: (blue)
Firey Red Fiend: (Hah! told you I can get you to say blue!)
Mother of cosmos: (No you said red)
Firey Red Fiend: (boom!)
Mother of cosmos: (... i'm sorry who is this?)
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Link and Zelda, Topic: well look for yourself
Legendary Hylian: (for the last time Link, if we do ever have a child you're not naming it Zeink!)
The Elfanator: (you say that now, but when you're high on epidural and im filling out the birth certificate, how are you gonna stop me!)
Legendary Hylian: (how much of this do you have planned!?)
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Main smash chat, topic: anything
Pink monarch: (anyone who hasn't taken a photo yet please let me know, that way I can take one for our camping trip memory thank you and cheers. –Peach)
Humble prince of the wind: (hey you haven't taken mines yet and you keep refusing.)
Pink monarch: (because every time I try you won't stop mooning the camera!)
Dark prince of the wind: (hey come to think of it I don't have mine either.)
Pink monarch: (YOU won't stop giving the camera the finger.)
Boxing champ: (did you just pass by my window and snap a photo!?)
Pink monarch: (it's for the summer camp memory album.)
Goddess of nature: (can you take one of me and Pit together? Please!)
Pink monarch: (sure you guys look sooo adorable together!)
Angel of light: (Error: 404, Pit not found!)
The Elfanator: (hey anyone seen Zelda, I can't find her?)
Pink monarch: (she and Samus are on her ship running fingerprint scans on things found around the 'crime scenes')
The Elfanator: (of crap really, I got to go!)
The Elfanator logged out.
Master of tactics: (why is Pit tied to a pole in the middle of camp?)
Goddess of nature: (he won't sit still for our picture.)
Angel of light: (That is a lie, help me they are holding me against my will for torture!)
Master of tactics: (I'm just going to pretend I didn't see this and walk away…)
Mistress of tactics: (hashtag confused)
You're too slow: (ok who told Raven about hashtags? Now she sounds like a cringy teenager!)
Mistress of tactics: (oh, I didn't know it was such bad thing…)
Starfox: (alright Sonic YOU teach her about technology!)
You're too slow: (ok gladly! Rule no.1 YOU DON'T DO HASHTAGS!)
Starfox: (anybody up for roadkill tonight?)
Wii fit Trainer: (we get it guys stop being jackasses!)
Starfalco: (he's not wrong though Fox)
Starfox: (with the side of bird!)
Mistress of tactics: (so what are these Emoji things i've been hearing about?)
Starfox: (NO!)
Starfalco: (NO!)
You're too slow: (NO!)
King of evil: (who just dared pass by and take a photograph, I demand answers!)
Pink monarch: (oh quit being such a stick in the mud, it's for our vacation photos everyone will take one you're no exception.)
Bounty Huntress: (Elite Six meet in Master Hand's office now, Zelda and I have found a lead to our culprit.)
Pink Monarch: (Rodger!)
Prince of Althea: (On my way.)
Red Plumber: (I'm a bit busy, I'm sure you guys can handle this.)
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Viridi and Pit 1-1, Topic: unknown
Goddess of nature: (See Pit, being with me isn't so bad now. we had sooo much fun!)
Angel of Light: (Would you like to be the sun in my life?)
Goddess of nature: (Awwwwwww, Yes!)
Angel of light: (Good, then stay 9,955,887.6 miles away from me!)
Goddess of nature: (-_-)
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DTL and DL, topic: trouble.
Dark Prince of the wind: (HIDE ME!)
The Black Prince: (what?)
Dark Prince of the wind: (Hide me! I accidentally broke the door to the main office, and MH is going to be livid!)
The Black Prince: (how?)
Dark Prince of the wind: (You know how they kick doors down in the movies, like that.)
The Black Prince: (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
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Little Mac and Doc Luis, topic: meeting.
Box Doc: (Alright Mac meet me at the gym in the small town)
Boxing champ: (cool beans.)
Box doc: (let's keep the 'cool beans' down to a minimum.)
Boxing champ: (Warm beans?)
Box doc: (Let's just not use the word beans, like ever.)
Boxing champ: (Cool Frijoles.)
Box Doc: ( ._. )
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Link and Zelda, topic: deep trouble.
The Elfanator: (oh man I'm in some deep shit!)
Legendary Hylian: (ya think, Samus went all out on that note you idiot. You're on your on by the way.)
The Elfanator: (What happened to always sticking together especially at hard times!)
Legendary Hylian: (look knuckle head when I promised you that I didn't mean THIS type of trouble what the hell were you thinking!)
The Elfanator: (hey it was back in the day I was young and clueless and we decided to you know mess with each other, I just didn't care because I thought I'd never see this place again!)
Legendary Hylian: (Link… just turn yourself in it'll make it easier on the rest of us, especially me.)
The Elfanator: (what you just completely turned your back on me, your crushing me here!)
Legendary Hylian: (Link you turn yourself in now because I've been tasked to get you, if not Samus will be more then happy to go look!)
The Elfanator: (I'm… turning myself in then… I'm on the lake shore in the abandoned cabin at the other end… I'll be waiting for you…)
Bounty Huntress: (Good I'm on my way!)
The Elfanator: (WHAT THE HELL SAMUS THIS WAS A PRIVATE CHAT WHAT HOW…)
Legendary Hylian: (Link obviously this was a trap good-bye…)
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Robin and Raven chat, Topic: Lucina.
Master of tactics: (say Rav a thought just slipped into my mind just now, Lucina does not have a communication device yet does she?)
Mistress of tactics: (I believe you are right Lucina does not we can go register her for one, after all it might indeed become handy.)
Master of tactics: (sounds like a plan you should run this with her since I am confined in a separate cabin from both of you.)
Mistress of tactics: (Then it's settled when we head back we register her for one, I'm surprised she didn't get one at her initiation.)
Master of tactics: (To be fair that day was hetric.)
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Soon after that the connection was lost so Master hand and the elite can keep everyone confined and on the down low. Master hand had instructed the smashers over the PA to stay in their cabins and that this whole ordeal was almost over, is not like they could leave anyways because the storm wouldn't let up. The Elite Six had vanished from the camp grounds except Mario, who was doing repairs along with Luigi. Now let us see what is going on in cabin eight at the time of all the past randomness shall we…
Lucina could only stare at the table in disbelieve, was she lacking in combat knowledge or was she no good at planning out attacks. She could only wonder these things as she stared at the chess board where Raven was about to win her 7th battle in a row! Lucina just hung her head down in annoyance this was fun at first until she started loosing at a ridiculous rate. Raven stopped momentarily to mess with this device many referred to as a "cellular device" some sort of device to help with communication. She remembered Link having one back on her first day when he was called by Pit. Raven finished messing with her device and turned back to Lucina and the board game.
"Sorry about that where were we?" she asked as she observed the board and she grabbed her bishop and moved it across. "check mate!" Raven called out as she tipped over Lucina's king. Lucina could only mentally groan she thought she had finally established a solid plan. "This time it was harder to get through your defenses Lucy your getting the hang of it quickly!" Raven told her with a warm smile. The communication device buzzed again and she took it out of her pocket to check it and Lucina got curious.
"Who was that?" Lucina asked her as Raven put away the little device again and started to set the board up again.
"Oh just Robin we are discussing some matters of no importance." Raven responded as she finished setting up the board. Shulk rose from his seat on the couch doing a fist pump having beat Dark Pit at Mario kart. none to soon a loud thunderclap echoed in the skies turning off all plugged electronics.
"What the hell!" Dark Pit blurted out as Lucina heard him rise from the couch, the cabin was almost pitch black barely even visible, a soft glow lit in the back and Lucina saw Raven holding one of those lamps with a candle inside.
"MY WINNING STREAK WHAT THE FUDGCICLE STICK!" Shulk said as he set his controller down and slumped down on the couch in disappointment.
"Now, now boys we don't need technology to entertain ourselves!" Raven said as she held up another board game called 'cluedo.'
"Great another game that requires the players to plan a strategy, Raven is sooo going to thrash all of us at this." Lucina thought to herself as Shulk shrugged and joined them at the table followed by Dark Pit who just sat in the corner grumbling to himself.
Much later...
Everyone was laughing at their outcome in the game in real life these would have been grim events, but here however they fund their doom fates hilarious wondering what their poor character did to deserve that. Dark Pit rolled the dice and moved his character and picked up a card, "I hit Blueberry over the head with a pipe" he said with a grin of amusement. She wanted to believe he just wanted an excuse to kill her but sadly no he indeed got to hit her over the head with a pipe. Shulk went next and rolled his dice moved his character and picked up a card.
"I take shelter in the kitchen supply room" he said as he 'teleported' his player to the kitchen. Raven rolled the dice next and moved her character and picked a card.
"I flood the basement but since there's no one there I guess it was for nothing" Raven said as she placed the card down on the used deck. Dark Pit rolls again and moves his character and picks up a card to read it.
"I push spiky blond out the window he falls and breaks his neck!" Dark Pit said with another grin and Shulk pouts obviously not thrilled about being killed.
"Dude did you have to be so brutal what happened to the good old whack on the head?!" Shulk said shortly afterwards as Raven rolled the dice, she moved her character and picked up a card to read it.
"Ok so I witnessed the last crime committed by Dark Pit, and I have to survive the next three rounds till the police arrive. So it seems that Dark Pit is the murderer I solved the crime yay for me right!" Raven finished as she handed the dice to Pittoo.
"But don't expect to live to tell the tale I don't leave witnesses!" Dark Pit said as he threw the dice and moved. "I turn out the lights so it's completely dark but apparently I have night vision goggles to hunt!" Dark Pit said with a grin as he placed the card down with a grin. Raven grabs the dice and throws them and moves her character.
"It says I found a wardrobe with a pistol for protection" she said as she placed the card back down. Dark Pit grabbed the dice and rolled moving his character closer to Ravens he picked up a card and read it.
"Alright so I apparently found a chainsaw but I'm sticking with the knife the chainsaw is too loud I'll get spotted instantly!" he said as he placed the card back down and Raven grabbed the dice and rolled and picked a card.
"The police arrived now I must make my way outside before the psychopath gets me." she said as she placed the card back down. Dark Pit picked up the dice and rolled and picked up a card and read it.
"So I found pony tails and I chase her down the hall to the front door and it says: to be continued till next card," he said as he placed it down and hands Raven the dice. While she threw them Shulk and Lucina watched in awe wondering if Raven was getting out alive or if Dark Pit would get away with their murders. "alright I shot one of Dark Pits legs crippling him so I get away from him letting me move 6 more steps." Raven finished reading and joyfully moved her character as told. Dark Pit rolled again and moved his character but since he was injured he could only move half steps giving Raven a HUGE advantage. "Pony tails makes it to the entrance but the chandelier trap I set falls on her instantly killing her" he finished reading with a large grin. Raven just pouted and slumped on her seat she was so close to victory until Pittoo used his trump card.
"So it seems as if Dark Pit murdered us all and gets away with it I'm utterly disappointed" Raven said as she shook her head as the dark angel chuckled to himself sorta creepily, Raven must have choose this game because of him but hey its better then him really killing them for real.
"It's kind of sad I die without justice I thought I'd at least go out more honorable." Shulk said as he stood and went to go grab a drink.
"Like I said I leave no witnesses" he said as he leaned back in his chair and placed his arms behind his head as Raven Put away the game. "How about-" the lights come back on at that moment, the two guys cheered and flew to the couch to play video games again though this time a brutal fighting game.
Raven blew out the candle and sat on the bed and started to read as Lucina did so as well. They all get a message later on saying the issue with the camp has been resolved while the Elite fix up they can head to the small town and relax, after the storm passes of course. However Master Hand said he had a pleasant surprise waiting from them today so of course a lot of them were on high alert. Last time this happened they had to survive one full night with a sugar induced Crazy hand for a full night locked in the mansion. Raven told Lucina the news knowing Lucina didn't have 'cellular device' yet.
When the sun finally appears Dark Pit Instantly ran out of the cabin taking in huge gasps of air as being confined in a small place was not his thing, Raven told Lucina if she wanted to go hang out in the town with Marth and Robin who invited them. She agreed and they spent like 8 minutes going through a wardrobe for Lucina like last time but before Raven could dress her up again she finally decided. She went with some dark blue jeans and a long sleeved shirt of the same color, she had also made her hair into a bun except two loose strands down the side of her face. Raven wore a black skirt with white trims and a black top and a small white vest over it, but also leaving her hair as usual. They met up with the boys later at the edge of camp, Marth was wearing blue pants with a blue hoodie, while Robin wore some white pants and white Tshirt with a grey trench coat. Marth of course led the way since he was the only one who previously went to the small town back in melee.
When they arrive after the long walk, Lucina spots Kirby walking down the street with some sunglasses on trying to look casual she found it kind of cute and funny. They decided to stop at an antique shop first to take a look around in there, Lucina wanted to ignore it but she couldn't shake the feeling they were being watched and followed. She found herself in the back isle by herself and saw at the end of the isle was a tall figure in a robe. She decided to ignore it and walked away she was currently defenseless so if that person was a threat she would remain helpless. She decides to go and find Robin or Marth but it seems as though they weren't in the shop any more. She search around some more but still nothing when she turned she saw the robed figure was indeed following her. She acted as if she didn't notice them and quickly walked away deciding to head to the front of the store where maybe the others where there waiting for her. She saw the exit and speed walked towards it but the robed figure stepped in her way. She could only see the bottom half of his face but the figure had a large grin plastered on it and it spoke. "Funny I ran into you here of all places" it spoke in a familiar sounding sinister voice…
Marth had decided to go and get the group some snacks he thought something suspicious was going on around town but ignored it none the less. He sees a dark blue Bowser with glowing red eyes get launched out of an alley. It gets back up and charges back in where it engage in battle with Bowser. When he entered an nearby liquor store that's when things certainly took a wild spin, the place was empty and a lot of things where out of place. There was one person in there though way in the back facing away from him. When he went to the back to retrieve some drinks for them the figure approached Marth he dropped his things. The figure however had a large grin as Marth glared at the person before him. "Marth what an unpleasant surprise seeing you here" it spoke as it slowly approached unsheathing a sword. Marth pulled out his hidden sword and unsheathed it.
Meanwhile Raven and Robin got teleported to a completely different antique shop, were currently looking at some ancient sculptures that fascinated them. Raven looked at a mirror sculpted into a stone when she saw a figure in it she dreaded never to see again. She quickly turns around and out of instinct reached for her weapons but she had left them all back at camp. Robin came around the corner too "does this place seem different to-" he stops as he spots the fiend. The figure stared at them with a wicked smile clearly he had an advantage here but they weren't about to just throw in the towel, they got into a fighting stance ready for anything if they were going to go down it's definitely going to be fighting…
Master hand sat at his desk somehow sipping a small cup of tea much to his satisfaction, he placed it back down gently on its plate. he stared at the giant screen in front of him, if he had any facial expressions he would have a large grin on his face right now. He heard a commotion nearby but decided to ignore it this was his time and besides he was already behind on his favorite sop opera. But the ignorant being had no clue as to what was really happening besides he figured that the Elite could handle it anyways. In the background window Mario was slammed against the glass roughly, before being flung again. The Hand just grumbled to himself and turned up the volume to drown out the commotion outside, gave a hearty laugh at a joke that clearly most don't understand but he somehow does and took another sip of tea. In the background window again Luigi was running way from a large figure chasing him around camp…
Ok guys there it is as promised the next chapter faster then ever! What you say to that eh! And if you haven't noticed earlier I was hyper… hey brownies sue meh!
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Next Chapter: Poison Alliance.