A Walk Among Giants, Chapter 27: Home Smash Home.
Alright let's get into it Bs and Gs and continue on this wild adventure!
Special thanks to:
UltimateCCC: It was bound to happen tbh…
Um, I'm not exactly too sure, as I said I'm just in the planning stage right now.
TheShadowStarr23: I knew you were going to enjoy it, however I didn't expect it to have made you emotional heh.
The snowflakes dropped to the earth in an almost rhythmic dance, swaying back and forth gently through the air before landing. The world now had a thin layer of white around it.
"That one looks like a sword," Pittoo says calmly while looking up at the sky.
"Oh yeah I can see it…" Lucina responds as she squinted while she too looked at the sky. "That one there looks like you!" She adds while pointing to a short dark cloud hiding amongst the paler light grey clouds.
"Yeah how so?" He says while turning his head to face her, she however kept her gaze on the cloud.
"It's all dark and moody and doesn't fit in with the others," she responds while he just scoffed, turning to look back at the sky.
"Have you looked in a mirror lately..." he remarked while she just closed her eyes briefly and shook her head.
"Well this is only temporary, you on the other hand I think this is permanent." She said while poking him on the chest causing him to wince. "Sorry…" She added as he set his hand behind his head.
"You're good" he simply breathed out. They were both still laying on the ground looking up at the sky and watching the snow come down. After she had proceeded to beat him unconscious she got on the floor with him in an embrace. After a short while he awoke to find her resting her head on his chest and hugging him. Maybe she did it for warmth, or maybe as an apology either way he was too sore to move. So they laid there for a while until she had decided to look at his face to see he was awake again. She released her hold on him and just kind of laid next to him resting her head on his arm now. They began talking about the shape of clouds shortly after. She half expected him to fly onto another frenzy when he awoke but he was unnaturally calm. He made no effort to move nor did he seem mad or bothered for that matter. Maybe she had finally beat some sense into him, or maybe beat him senseless. Either way it was a peaceful moment and it was best not to ruin it. She exhaled slowly while shifting around to get a little more comfortable, they were after all laying on the hard concrete floor. She turns to face him watching him so calmly looking up above, before his gaze finally falls on her. They stared at each other for a minute before they both began to laugh, at what? Who knew they just had a sudden urge to laugh.
"I have to say you both are the weirdest couple I have ever met…" The man breathed out. He was still against the wall, crumbled on the floor while holding his head. He had been observing them from the sidelines and was concerned at how calm these two were despite what had just happened.
"Oh, no it's not like that!" Lucina quickly blurts out while sitting up.
"Could've fooled me" he responded while trying to sit up straight.
"What, Him!?" She said while pointing a thumb at the angel sprawled on the floor. "I'd rather try my luck with the maggots" she scoffed. "Oh no…" she says shortly afterwards as she spots their bag of food in a puddle of garbage water, not only that but there was a big rat sitting on the bag nibbling on it. The man follows her gaze and then spots the half soaked bag with a rat.
"Please let me buy you guys lunch, it's the least I could do for all the trouble, plus I'll pay for that as well." He says while holding up his hands.
"Oh no we wouldn't want to trouble you-" she is stopped when Dark Pit takes a hold of her arm.
"Hey if the man said he wants to pay, I say let the man pay, it's free lunch after all." Dark Pit quickly interjected.
"I'm sorry I never did catch your name?" She says while turning back to the man. "You know because of certain circumstances…" She adds while shooting Dark Pit a look.
"Terry" he says while slowly getting up and holding his abdomen. He walks over and offers Lucina his hand and helps her up.
"Well I'm Lucina, you already know that, and this is my assigned partner Dark Pit." She says while motioning towards the dark angel.
"Right, that explains a lot actually. You came from the same world as Pit and his goddess." He says while Dark Pit just shrugged his shoulders.
"You could say that…" He responds plainly.
"Alright up and at em big guy," Terry says while helping the dark angel to his feet. "I know this great place down the street, I go there all the time when I come here." He says motioning them to follow him but Lucina holds up her finger.
"Hold on I need to make a quick call first…" She said rummaging through her purse for her phone. She takes it out and hits the speed dial while walking further into the alley to hear better.
"So why exactly are you here?" Terry asks the angel who was leaning on a large metal case for support.
"We came here to get the new vr system that came out, and as you can see it didn't go as planned. Largely in part to having to have to drag her along." Dark Pit said while motioning to his partner with his head. Terry turns his head to see her looking flustered while staring at her phone.
"Then why did you pick her as your partner and not say Bowser?" Terry said while Dark Pit scoffed while shaking his head.
"You really think I'd pick her by choice, this was all Bastard Hand's doing." He says while Terry shrugged his big shoulders.
"I don't know, you both seem to get along quite well regardless from what I saw." He states simply.
"She's like a child, you have to explain everything to her down to the littlest detail so it finally registers in her easy bake oven head." Dark Pit adds while crossing his arms.
"And yet I sense a great deal of trust and understanding between the two of you. She seems to have come to understand you, as you have come to understand her. You both are like a different side of the same coin." He says while Dark Pit rolls his eyes.
"You're starting to sound like that damn goddess…", he says while shaking his head before turning to look at his partner. She was tightly clutching her phone in her hand while raising her voice.
"I AM NOT HURT!" She exclaimed.
"Because I am asking you as a FAVOR!"
"What? no!"
"Marth…"
"Marth…"
"Will you just SHUT UP for one damn second and let me explain?!" She shouted into the phone. "Ok, thank you now…" Dark Pit just chuckled while Terry seemed to be studying him.
"It seems you've been rubbing off on her..." he says.
"How so?" Dark Pit replied while eyeing him carefully.
"Well," he began while shifting his weight to his left foot. "For starters she's never yelled at anyone so rudely before, and secondly what's with the get up, are you guys trying to be more like each other or something. Lastly I heard she was timid and shy and what I'm seeing here today is nothing like the rumor I heard." He remarked.
"Pfft, you obviously haven't seen her in practice matches, she's constantly yelling and I can't get her to shut up." Dark Pit says with a smirk while Terry slowly nods. "And again the get up is so we won't be recognized." He adds shortly after. "And when you get to know her better you'll see that she isn't all timid and shy like she tries to make herself appear." He finished as he stretched his arms.
"And there is my point proven." Terry says while the dark angel gets lost in thought and goes silent. "You seem to know her better than anyone."
"Alright, jeez, thanks!" Lucina says before hanging up. "Alright we're all set, so, where to?" She says while sliding her phone back into her purse.
"This way" Terry said motioning with his head before walking off. She turns to Dark Pit staring at the wall completely zoned out before she snapped her fingers in his face.
"You alright?" She asked but he just waved her off and walked away.
"It's nothing..." he says, sliding his hands into his coat and walking off.
*later*
They were all at the back of a small diner, sat around a circular booth in the back corner with Lucina in the middle and the two guys at the end. He had ordered ahead for them so the food was served quickly as soon as they got in. Although Lucina entered last as she got something from the smash van that showed up randomly.
"What I tell you, best diner in town!" Terry said while leaning back and resting one of his arms on the back of the booth chair.
"Damn that was good…" Dark Pit admitted before burping loudly into his hand.
"Hey have some manners!" Lucina whispered harshly while nudging him.
"Hey I heard in some places that's considered common courtesy!" he remarks lazily before burping loudly again.
"He's not wrong tho…" Terry said with a short shrug of his shoulder while Lucina turned and gave him a look
"Don't encourage him!" She protested and he simply raised his arms and sunk into his seat.
"Before I forget…" Lucina says while rummaging through her bag, "here." She says taking out two small plastic wrappers handing one to each of them. "You both could really use it and it could make up for all the misunderstandings. Terry took the package and opened it to find a neatly sliced piece of tomato, and he turned to the bluenette with a dumbfounded look.
"How did you…?" Dark Pit says while looking down at the item in his palm.
"I know a guy who knows a guy," She stated simply with a shrug before taking a sip of her drink.
"Oh that's refreshing!" Terry says after downing the thing, "what was that?" He says while leaning forward.
"It's better not to say, but I'm glad it helped." She responds while he nods his head slowly. "Should we go get your contraption now?" She says turning to the dark angel who looked more refreshed and was stretching out widely now that he could.
"Eh, I gave up on that conquest, it's been too long and I'm pretty sure they've sold out." He says plainly before eating a handful of chips.
"Actually I could help with that too, there is an old electric store on the other side of town, barely anyone knows it exists and I bet you it'll still have that system in stock." Terry says while Dark Pit looks at him skeptically.
"You never did say why exactly you were here," Dark Pit remarked.
"The tournament, fighting tournaments are kind of my thing. However I heard this one was a great deal different like nothing before!" he says.
"Have you come to join?" Lucina asked curiously, there had been fighters showing up out of the blue recently anyway.
"That's actually not a bad idea, I'd like to go a few rounds with you in the stadium to see what you really got!" Dark Pit says a little too thrilled.
"I wish, but fighters stopped being considered already. That and I heard they've been having trouble with the invites as of late. Hence why some fighters tend to show up late, like that Ryu guy who showed up a few days back. I wouldn't mind a fight with that guy if I'm honest, but last I heard the higher ups already confirmed that the roster is full." He says before leaning in closer to whisper to them. "Rumors have it that the last fighter they ever considered was an umbra witch..." He says to them while the duo look at each other and then shrug.
"Interesting…" Lucina looks on in thought while Dark Pit looks on bored as usual.
"We should probably get a move on, we still have a lot of things I want to get done." Dark Pit says as he finished his drink and tossed the empty cup aside.
"Sure I'll show you guys to the electronic shop and then we can part ways there." Terry says as he also gets up.
"Oh! I almost forgot, you guys go on ahead, I'm going to get another one of those sandwiches for later. I'm tired of the weird goo they pass for food at the mansion." Dark Pit says as he runs to the front.
"And then he complains about how we waste time…" Lucina states while walking away shaking her head.
*meanwhile at the mansion much earlier*
"HEADS UP!"
"UH?" *THWACK*
"OOOOOOH!"
"Eeeeeeeee…"
"Ouch…"
"Marth when I say heads up that doesn't mean literally put your head up!" Roy says as he walks over towards the blue price sprawled on the floor.
"Where the ball go?" Ike said as he came running up and began to look around.
"Alright guys time out we got a man down!" Roy calls out while forming a T with his hands.
"Too late bud they already scored…" Shulk called back.
"Dammit!" Link says taking off his green baseball cap and throwing it on the floor.
"Marth what are you doing man, we're getting killed out there!" Roy protests while Marth slowly holds up his hand to show Roy his phone.
"Lucina still hasn't answered my text and I'm starting to get worried…" Marth says while still holding a hand over his now assumed, broken nose.
"Marth… Dammit man I told you everything is fine you need to stop worrying so much!" Roy says while helping the prince to his feet. "Look man, she is more than capable of handling herself out there, I've seen what she can do, I mean she did manage to take you out that one time and lock you up!" The redhead assured him but Marth just looked at him puzzled.
"Wait what?" He said as he stopped in his tracks.
"What?" Roy asked innocently.
"What was that last part?" Marth asked a bit more sternly.
"Look all I'm saying is that all this stress is getting to you, so relax and have fun! And help us win this baseball game. Because losing to Toon Link and his team is really freaking embarrassing!" Roy says while putting his arm around him and leading him away.
"And another thing, why are we playing baseball in the winter? I mean it's even snowing for Pete's sake!" Marth exclaimed.
"You don't question the game, you just play it!" Roy says sternly. He then pats Marth on the back and walks off leaving Marth with a mitten, he was the next pitcher. He places the mitt on his hand as before he picks up the ball weighing it in his hand. Ness walks up to the base and takes out his signature bat and swings it around before nodding towards the prince. Marth was trying to plan out how he could go about this and make the psi kid miss. Everyone here knew that Ness was the best batter, which is probably why Toon's team picked him to go now. If they score a homerun, which Ness was more than capable of, it was over. He throws his arm back as he prepares for the swing that will decide it all.
When his phone started to ring…
His throw is off and it caught Ness off guard on how the ball seemed to come at him at an odd angle. A curve ball basically.
"STRIKE 1!" Ike shouts from behind Ness, Marth however looks down at his pocket.
"Marth don't you dare you jackass!" Link exclaimed while hopping up and down. "Finish the game!" He says while wiggling his arms in the air. Marth takes the ball and chucks it at Ness who bats the shit out of it.
"I got it, I got it!" Link says while stretching out his hand for the ball. Marth however took out his cell and answered the call. Link takes it and prepares to hand it back to Marth so he can strike out Ness and Toon. But he was on the phone and the ball just whizzed passed him onto the floor.
"MAAAAAAAAARTH!" Link was practically screeching while pulling on his hair and jumping up and down. Toon makes it to home base securely while Ness makes a perfect home run. Link is practically screaming like a chimpanzee while the other team danced around in victory.
"Yeah Link suck it! I just proved it! I'm the better Link, I'm the real Link! Say it, say that I'm the real Link!" Toon exclaimed while Link stood there like a grumpy hunched over ape.
"Lucina where have you been? Why haven't you returned any of my calls? Why have you been so silent? Why?" Marth said in quick succession while Lucina just stared at her phone flustered on the other side.
"Marth I need you to listen to me ok…"
"What's wrong you sound worried, are you in trouble, I'll come get you right now!"
"No! Just listen ok!"
"Alright…"
"Would it be possible for you to supply me with any more of the special slices, at least two more?"
"..."
"Marth?"
"You are hurt aren't you."
"I AM NOT HURT!"
"Then why do you need another slice, two for that matter?"
"Because I am asking you as a FAVOR!"
"It's bad right, how bad is it?
"What? no!"
"Doesn't matter! I'll ping your location."
"Marth…"
"I'll go and get you ok I'll bring Ike and Roy and we'll bring you home ok. So don't worry you'll be fine."
"Marth…"
"It's ok you don't have to explain, as long as you are fine and we get you back safely it's all that matters. And then I'll get it through to Master Hand that should you head out you get an assigned guide. Now I know what it sounds like no it's not a babysitter, however-"
"Will you just SHUT UP for one damn second and let me explain?!" She shouted into the phone. Marth took the phone away from his ear and stared at it in complete shock with his mouth completely hung open…
"Ok, thank you now… I'm not going to go into detail but there was a slight misunderstanding and I managed to get my partner hurt. I'M FINE. But I would really appreciate the courtesy and favor.
"I'll see what I can do…" Marth said hesitantly. "Are you sure you don't want me to go?" He added shortly after with a slight persistent hope.
"No Marth it's alright, I'll be back later as promised!"
"Alright then, I'll get you the slices. But take care."
"Alright, jeez, thanks!" Click
Silence is all that followed the prince just stood there in stunned silence. Did she just lose her temper on him?
"What's up buttercup?" Roy said coming up behind him and patting his back. The prince slowly turns to face him looking conflicted.
"I need your help again…" He says in a low voice. Roy smirks as a glint appears in his eyes, in the background a spy movie-like theme starts to play.
*In the City*
The little bell of the front door opens and the small man behind the counter looks up. He sees Terry walk in with a typical smirk of his. The man behind the counter removed his goggles and set his blow torch down. He was about to speak until he saw what or in this case who Terry brought with him. He saw another guy come in with bright crimson eyes that held the friendliness of an angered nest of hornets. His dark hair hung all messy around his face and he had a mean bruise on his cheek. His eyes fell upon the man behind his counter who lost his voice, what had Terry got himself into now? Before we could ask the third and final person to walk in, it was a woman though. Although she didn't help his nerve either, she looked just as friendly as the guy did. Although unlike him she had bright azure eyes, although there was still a certain roughness about them.
"Hey Matt, got some VIP guests for you today!" Terry says as he walks up to the counter placing his large hands on them.
"Of course how can I help you?" The shopkeeper asks.
"You wouldn't have any of those new vr systems would you?" Dark Pit says as he stood in front of the counter and crossed his arms. He gave the shop keep a look like he didn't want no for an answer.
"Of course!" The shopkeeper nervously said, he got off his stool and walked into the back. He came back with a black and neon green box and a grin spread on Dark Pit's face.
"Yaaas! Finally!" He says greedily taking the box and looking it over in awe.
"Hold on," Terry said, placing his hand on the box while Dark Pit looked at him confused. "This isn't the only reason I brought you here specifically. See Matt here can modify this system to your liking, isn't that right?" Terry says while Matt glanced nervously at Dark Pit.
"But wouldn't that void the warranty?" Dark Pit said a little skeptically.
"Nonsense boy, should anything break or malfunction you can always bring it back to me and I'll repair it good as new free of charge! That's the Matt's shop guarantee!" Matt assured him.
"Hells yeah then!" Dark Pit exclaimed.
"Follow me to the back then" Matt said and walked off with the dark angel.
"Is that even allowed?" Lucina asked.
"Well it's just customization, as long as it isn't game breaking it should be fine." Terry said with a shrug.
"Oh I see" she says while she glanced around. She felt like she was in an entirely new dimension. All around her was technology new and old. Quite frankly she didn't get it but then again she spent her whole life without it.
Dark Pit emerges shortly afterwards with a huge grin on his face holding his box under his arm. "You all set?" Lucina asked.
"Oh yeah!" He says as his grin grows. He hands Matt a card and Matt swipes it and then types a few things into his computer.
"I see now what you mean by VIP guest." Matt says as he sees Pittoos info pop up on screen. "Got to say, never thought I'd see one of you folks way out here." Matt states while handing Dark Pit his receipt and system in a bag.
"Trust me, you'll be seeing a lot more of me bud!" Pittoo says, "and I'm bringing friends!" He states before they begin to walk out.
"Oh, boy…" Matt says to himself, if this fellow looked like this, imagine his "friends."
"Well I guess this is where we part ways" Terry says with a tip of his hat.
"Well thanks for all your help, we appreciate it." Lucina says.
"Anytime, maybe one day our paths will cross again. And maybe one day we'll find ourselves locked in combat at an arena." He says while patting Pittoo on the shoulder.
"Where are you heading anyway?" Dark Pit asked abruptly.
"Oh there is this huge wrestling match happening where a bunch of people are competing for the championship." Terry said with a slight shrug of his shoulders. "Thought I check that out too, heard it was going to be rather epic!" He says a little excited.
"Well we are going to go to a furniture outlet and get new furniture that this one over here broke!" Lucina says while motioning towards the dark angel with her head.
"Awh screw that, we should go see this match!" Dark Pit says waving her off.
"Pittoo we don't have time, we still need to go find new curtains, pick out a new rug for the room to replace the old dusted one, some new lamps as well, we need a bigger drawer, YOU need bigger drawer we still have that pile of clothes in the corner that doesn't have any space for it, it normally would go in the closet but you have it filled with so much junk!" Lucina quickly states
"How about you shoot me instead!" He states plainly, "that sounds so boring blue, it's like you want to bore me to death!" He says while he flails his arms.
"Well excuse me for being the reasonable one!" She snaps back while putting her hands on her hips.
"This day has been pretty shitty, we could use something to be more relaxed!" Pittoo says.
"How is that relaxing?! NO we have a plan we are sticking to it!" She replied very sternly.
"Ugh, could you be an even bigger drag!" Pittoo groaned while sliding his hands down his face.
"I am not a drag!" She fires back, "I'm just being responsible, and not deciding to partake in childish antics!" She retorts and crosses her arms in a huff.
"That's exactly what being a drag is!" Dark Pit remarks.
"YOU-" She says while getting in his space and clenching and unclenching her hands. She then takes a deep breath and exhales slowly while trying to calm her nerves. "We are going to go get that damn furniture and that is final!" She breathed out while Dark Pit just shook his head slowly.
"Why does it have to be now?! there are plenty of other opportunities to do this! However that fight is a one and done deal!" He says, "so the choice should be pretty obvious..." He stated with a smug look.
She didn't give him a chance to respond though and grabbed him by the ear and began to drag him off. "Because it's about time that you learned you can't just do whatever you want, whenever you please!" She says as a matter of fact.
"Ahh!" He exclaimed suddenly while being dragged along, "that hurts you frickin lunatic!" He said in almost a whine.
"Good!" She says plain and simple. Terry just began to slowly back up before turning around and quickly speed walking away.
*later*
"Ok how about this one?" Dark Pit quickly asks while walking over towards a shriveled shelf. She turns and looks at it with a scowl, it was hideous and had a horrible paint job.
"If you aren't serious then you might as well leave!" She said while shaking her head and looking at the ugly drawer he picked.
"Well if you insist!" He says happily and begins marching towards the front door. Until a hand came and roughly took him from the hair and dragged him back.
"Get your ass over here!" Lucina grumbled while tugging the dark angel along.
"Will you stop doing that!" He said while smacking her hands away in rapid succession and rubbing his aching head.
"Then stop trying to get out of this you bastard!" She responded plain and simple. "The room is a mess no thanks to you! And YES I know I had something partially to do with it. However you can't deny that we both contributed to breaking almost everything in the room over a short span of time."
"Now, I was thinking something like this could work. See it has all the compartments for all your loose clothes, plus these extra compartments for all the junk you like to bring in." She says while showing him a rather large drawer with a nice design and flashy cream color.
"It's not junk!" He states quickly.
"Yes it is, you are a hoarder and you know it!" She says as she leans against the large drawer with a smirk. "So see this thing was made for you, you need it and you know it!" She says while already walking away to purchase it.
"At least you finally decided you pugny-" he mumbled to himself as she talked to the saleswoman. The whole time they were being watched however as they kept on drawing in attention to themselves. First of all these two loud and obnoxious people entered a quiet and calm establishment, they constantly argued about almost anything. It was non-stop bickering back and forth, it was like an old married couple had walked in straight out of a movie.
"Yo the hell with that other one check this out!" Dark Pit said while walking to the back towards a huge dresser that was dark wood, it had red streaks around it that shined with the light making it seem like glowing embers. On the two sides of it were two large dragon skulls that also functioned as lamps with glowing eyes. "Yeah this is furniture!" He says while slowly rubbing his hand on the surface.
"No, we already agreed on the other one!" She protested while motioning towards the fancy dresser in the back.
"I didn't agree to shit!" He proclaimed while crossing his arms, "it's this or I walk…" He says with a shrug of his shoulders. "And this time you aren't going to stop me!" He leaned in and whispered. She just placed her hands on her hips while giving him a glare. But indeed he didn't budge, he was dead set on the abomination behind him.
"Why do you just love to be difficult?" she breathed out exasperatedly.
"Because it's in my nature" he says simply with a smug grin and raised his shoulders slightly. He walks over and drags the saleslady over while going on and on about how it's of utmost importance it be delivered right away.
"I'm not using this thing!" Lucina whined but it was too late Dark Pit had already handed his card over. "We were supposed to pick something we both wanted!" she stated with a huff while looking disappointed at the one he picked.
"And it is, trust me in a few days you'll grow to appreciate this masterpiece!" He says while putting his arm around her while watching the workers pack it up and take it to the back for delivery.
"It looks more like a cult altar than furniture, and I'm pretty sure it'll give Raven war flashbacks!" She whined while Dark Pit just scoffed and waved her off.
"That's a plus then! That woman always barges in like she owns the place and quite frankly it's annoying!" He states plain and simple while she just slumped her shoulders.
"Might as well head next door and get a new rug…" She sighs and walks off. Dark Pit fist pumps into the air, he won this battle but the war was far from over. She tries to make his day miserable then you bet he is 100% going to return the favor.
They walked out of the store and began to walk down the street towards the next shop. The snow was beginning to come down a little more than before and the sky darkened slightly. Lucina takes some warm gloves out of her purse and slips them on as she was beginning to feel her fingers go numb. Dark Pit didn't seem bothered by it, or at the very least didn't care. They spot the next shop and she quickly enters, glad to be in the warm interior and out of the cold.
"Ok this time, we don't buy random things for the hell of it, it's either we both agree or nothing!" She turns around and tells him very sternly while holding her finger up.
"What, it's not my fault you have bad taste in furniture!" He says with a playful smile.
"Me?!" She began then she just shook her head and waved him off. "You know what, forget it, it's not worth it!" She states and walks away while he snickered to himself.
*moments later*
"No!" He says sternly for like the thousandth time that day.
"Are you just saying that because you truly don't like it or to be an ass?" She states as she let go of the rug she was holding.
"Both" he says smugly and rather proudly to himself.
"Ugh!" She groans frustratingly while pulling on her hair, or in this case wig. "Why are you doing this to me?!" She whined.
"Hey you wanted thus, I can't be held responsible" he says plainly with a short shrug of his shoulders.
"I asked you to help me, and stand around and make audible remarks!" She says while shaking him.
"Jeez it's like having a siren wail in my ear!" He remarks to himself.
"See you're doing it now!" She exclaimed and just growled to herself while stomping away from him. She goes over to a large rack with rugs hanging on it and rummages through it before taking out a large brown and cream rug with an elegant design and patterns on it. "We're taking this one!" She says sternly.
"What happened to the 'We BoTh NeEd To AgReE' shit you were on about?!" He says as he crosses his arms.
"That was the deal before I knew you were just going to become an insufferable asswipe!" She states. "Honestly Pittoo I only agree to come out here because I knew in that old rusty tin you call a brain wouldn't comprehend the very basics-"
"I wonder how long she can actually go for before she realizes how annoying she is…"
"I mean a simple toddler would know how to pick out his own jammies, but you? Oh no, Naga forbid you even remember which shoe goes on which foot-"
"I wonder if it would be possible to sew or even weld her mouth shut, it would make my life so much more blissful…"
"And don't get me started in the utter regard of space and total lack of personal hygiene! I get it you have a wild spirit you can't sit still but you know a little deodorant never hurt anyone, especially if you are just going to come home all sticky and sweaty and covered in dirt among other things-"
"I got a feeling this freak is only likeable when she keeps that cakehole shut, was Terry right? Am I the only one who's seen this side of her? It must be because anyone else would've jumped out a window by now..."
"Blah! Blah blah blah blah… BLAH!"
"You know what pal, you're right!" He finally speaks up while having a wide smile on his face and a glint in his eye. "Yes the carpet is good, it compliments the room, I agree! In fact I agree so much we should take it right now!" He says taking it from her and laying it flat on the floor. He then takes her arms and lays on her flat on it as well.
"What are-" She begins but is interrupted when he begins rolling her up into the carpet.
"Express delivery sweety!" He says a little thrilled.
"Let me out you prick!" She yells out from within the roll but he just stands over it and pressed his ear against the roll.
"You're going to have to speak up! I can't hear you!" He claims, over exhilarated with himself. Which was followed by a series of angry muffled swearing and the carpet roll wiggling around angrily. He picks it up off the ground and hoists it up on his shoulder and begins to walk off. "Don't worry your mold colored looking head one bit, express delivery never fails!" He shouts to himself excitedly with a huge grin on his face. He walks over to a car waiting in traffic and goes over to the driver side and yanks the door open. He karate chops the owner over the head knocking him out cold and dropping him on the ground. He then placed his cargo on the passenger side before getting in and flooring it. Lucina then finally manages to poke her head out from the end of the roll while looking furious and panting hard.
"What in the living fuck are you doing?!" She screams at him.
"When's the last time we went for a drive like this you know, just you and me?" He says a little sarcastically while still grinning like an idiot.
"What are you-"
"Oh, no time, here's where we part ways!" He says before he opens the door and jumps out of the vehicle while it is still moving. He stops rolling after a bit and gets up just to see the car plunge into a lake and sink into the waves. He sighs with a smile on his face and sits near the bank enjoying the silence and calm waters as the sun begins to set. Well peaceful bliss at last…
*SNAP*
"Are you even listening to me?!" Lucina exclaimed while snapping her fingers in his face, seeing as he was just blankly staring off into space.
"Every word" he casually responds.
"Oh yeah, then what was I saying!?" She demanded and crossed her arms with a huff.
"Something tedious and boring" he replies nonchalantly. Lucina just audibly growls and latched her hand to her face as if she wanted to peel her skin off. She then breathes out slowly while holding out her hands trying to compose herself.
"Alright…" She begins, "alright you bastard I know what this is about…" She says as he leans on the wall with an eyebrow raised.
"Oh, do tell!" He responds half smiling to himself.
"I guess it's unavoidable, we need to talk about the elephant in the room…" she says while he just looks to the side where there was a giant rug with an elephant on it.
"Not that!" She exclaimed and pushed it away into the racks with the others. "I'm talking about our little incident in the alley…" She says while she nervously twiddled her thumbs. He just frowns and sort of shrugs his shoulders which was his way of saying 'so what?' As she came to find out. "Look I did what needed to be done, and it absolutely had to be done!" She adds before giving him a stern look. "And I know how you work, you always have a score to settle! always! You never leave well enough alone, and you've been extra douchee since then, It can't be a coincidence!" She concludes while he just smirks to himself while looking down.
"You think this is funny?!" She says in disbelief shortly after as he chuckled to himself.
"If you already knew my endgame then why have you been dragging this on?" He says mid chuckle.
"Because I'm trying to keep things civil you jerk!" She breathed out exasperated. "Look I know you are doing this as a twisted way to get back at me but seriously we came out here to have fun and you're not making this easy!" She states while she set herself down on a bench.
"I don't know what you're on about, I'm having a blast!" He responded while fist bumping the air. She just turns and gives him a look and waves him off.
"Oh come on you're bored out of your mind, no point denying it, and to be honest so am I this is completely boring!" She admits while leaning back and supporting herself on her arms. "This is stupid and ive been told countless times how 'fun' shopping is…" She adds.
"Well at least we agree on something!" He says while taking a seat next to her. "I mean for fricks sake we can do this any other time there is too much out here to be wasting time doing this…" He says looking at a rather ugly green carpet that looked hard and uncomfortable.
"We still need to talk about this whole mess though…" She says while staring at the ceiling.
"You know what no, we don't let's set it aside for now it'll only get in our way" he says.
"But I feel-"
"No, zip, we are not going to throw this day away for that, we'll settle it when we get home agreed?" He cut her off while pinching her lips shut. She slowly nods her head and he lets go shortly after once he was assured. "Alright good, water under the bridge for now, and, Besides we can just order all this through the online catalog and have it delivered." He adds with a shrug and a pout as she sits up and gives him another look.
"Are you shitting me!?" She groaned, "you tell me this now?!" She said rather frustrated.
"I thought you knew!" He protests albeit with a grin, her reaction was priceless.
"Alright you know what screw all this!" She said getting up, "let's go see the damn fight of yours!" She said while motioning him to get up.
"Wait, you serious?" He responds completely surprised.
"Yeah screw it, I need to see some violence and vent about it after today." She said and he gets up rather enthusiastically.
"Alright, let's do this!" he shouts, punching a hole in the wall, "YEAH!" He shouts while kicking open the door and walking out.
"I am so sorry about that…" Lucina quickly apologized to the wide eyed woman behind the counter before she sped off after her partner.
*transition*
"Alright we're not too late, it hasn't started!" He says rather thrilled and rushes over to the ticket booths. "Give me two of those tickets, front row!" He says while slamming some money on the counter for the guy behind the glass. He was a scrawny looking guy with a vest and a cap with the place logo stitched on it, he had a face full of freckles and large round glasses and a bad mustache, and looked bored out of his mind.
"I'm sorry sir but I'm afraid all the front row seats are reserved, the best I can do for you is the front row on the upper decks." The guy says with a shrug while blowing out a bubble with his chewing gum.
"You're screwing with me right?" Dark Pit said in the flat tone.
"Ey take it or leave it pal, else you can just watch the reruns at home later" the guy tells him while crossing his arms with a smug look. Dark Pit turns from the guy while looking around and taking in a deep breath. He sees Lucina busy typing away on her phone while leaning against a lamp post. Dark Pit then turns back to the gut who was loudly chewing the gum with a smirk. "Ey what's it gonna be friend, you're holding up the line" he says even though the whole place was deserted likely because everyone was already inside.
Dark Pit reached in and roughly grabbed the guy from the shirt and slammed him against the glass. "You're screwing with me right now, RIGHT?" He reiterated.
"Let go, or, I-I'll call security!" he quickly blurts out with his face pressed against the glass.
"You really think they can get here in time before I'm through with you?" Dark Pit challenged as he slammed the kid against the glass a few more times.
"Please, I'll give you anything just don't hurt me!" The guy whined now completely losing his smugness.
"I already told you, front row seat, Please!" he said as he slammed the dude on the glass again.
"Ahh ok, I think I can do something!" He says while quickly typing on his computer. "Oh you're in luck today sir some seat just opened up!" He blurts out in a high pitched voice.
"Yeah I figured today would be" Dark Pit says while the guy slips him a ticket. "On the house sir, please just go!" He groaned out as Dark Pit took the single ticket and frowned.
"One ticket?!" Dark Pit says while the guy begins to shake and backs away from the glass pressing his back against the back wall of the booth. "Tf you want me to say to my friend over there?" He says while motioning towards Lucina with his head who was still typing on her phone oblivious to the whole charade.
"I'm sorry sir I already did all I could and I could get…" he says as Dark Pit starts going around the side. "What are you doing… OH LORD NO!"
"All you can do huh, maybe you need some motivation to do a better job!" Dark Pit states before he throws open the door and steps into the cramped booth with the guy who just did a girly scream. He takes the guy's head and slams it against the keyboard as he wailed.
"Oh look says here another slot opened up don't you agree?" Dark Pit says sarcastically.
"I told you I already did all I could for you, I can't do anything else!" The guy pleads before Dark Pit slammed him into the keyboard again.
"Hmmm that's not what I'm seeing here bud, you know I thought customer satisfaction was priority?" Pittoo remarks sarcastically and slammed his head on the keyboard again. "Oh wow you had five open seats here you were holding out on me?" Dark Pit says while lifting the guys head to glare at him.
"No…?" He groaned out while smiling innocently before Dark Pit slammed his head on the keyboard again.
"What else are you hiding back here?" Pittoo states.
"What are you?" The guy began before Pittoo wrapped his arm around him tightly.
"The customer is always right!"
*meanwhile*
"Peach you are killing me right now you know that?!" Lucina says with a groan while being in a phone call now.
"…"
"Yes I'm totally serious, why didn't you tell me there was such a thing as online shopping?" She protested and turned around. She sees Dark Pit in the booth with the ticket salesman oddly enough, they both had their arms around each other and had big smiles on their faces like if they were old friends. They both waved at her from within and she awkwardly half waved back at them. As soon as she turned her back again Dark Pit slammed the guys head back into the keyboard again.
"What do you mean 'new master plan' what plan?" Lucina asked.
"..."
"Perfect bonding experience, what are you on about?"
"..."
"Denying what, what am I denying?"
"..."
"..."
"...!"
"Denying my what?!"
"..."
"Ew! No! I rather drink gasoline and light my insides on fire than to bond in that way with HIM of all people! Have you lost your marbles?!"
"..."
"Photographic proof of what?!" Lucina exclaimed in disbelief before she got a message, she took her phone away from her ear and looked at the new message. It was multiple photos of her and Dark Pit laying on the ground together and looking up at the sky, and from multiple angels too.
"How did you… Are you following us?"
"Goodness no! I'm far too busy for that silly, I hired an associate of mine to keep tabs on my experiment!"
"No! Stay away from us!"
"..."
"ME, I said me!"
"..."
"There is no us, and there never will be!"
"..."
"NEVER!"
"OH Stop denying your lovely destiny you silly goose!"
"Stay away from me you freak!" Lucina quickly blurts out and hangs up while nervously glancing around every corner. And that's when she heard an audible click and shudder. She turns and sees a toad in a trench coat with sunglasses and a humongous hat on with a large camera with a long scope. He quickly pocketed the camera and tried to casually blend in but failed miserably. "Hey what are you doing?" She says before he took off into a sprint. "hey get back here you little turd!" She shouts and dashed after him causing him to go into a panicked run.
"Stop running!" She says as she takes hold of him but he slips out of his coat and keeps going. She almost catched him again but he lept into the air and catched a little floating platform and began to ascend into the air. Lucina growls to herself but is determined not to give up just yet. She takes a lid from a nearby trash can and frisbees it at the get away toad. It struck him on the head and he whirls out of control and spasms through the air before crash landing atop a parking garage… followed by a sudden explosion…
Lucina quickly backs away while placing her hands over her mouth. And then sprints back towards the area where she left Dark Pit…
*Meanwhile…*
"I've given you everything now, so please just go!" The guy whined half dazed while the dark angel looked in thought.
"I don't think I'm happy with my customer satisfaction" he says tapping his chin in thought while the guy audibly groaned.
"Alright here two tickets, and a bundle of free food vouchers on the house for all the trouble, the customer is right. Now please, please just go!" The guy pleads with the dark angel who just looked at all the items in his hands.
"Alright bud, I'm pretty satisfied with the customer satisfaction now, see was that so hard?" He says while gently smacking the guy on the side of his face. As he gets up to leave he slams the door behind him hitting the guy on his face and knocking him out. He walks out towards the front again and sees Lucina rounding the corner and looking nervous. He holds out the tickets in his hand with his index and pinkie fingers outstretched and sticks out his tongue.
"You got everything?" She asked as he handed her a ticket with a huge grin. "What took you so long? And what were you doing in there?" She asked but he just had a psychotic grin on his face.
"Oh just a simple mishap is all, but I got it all sorted out with the help of my very helpful friend over there!" Dark Pit responds while motioning towards the booth with his head. She looks behind him and sees the booth completely empty and the keyboard hanging off the side desk with a few keys missing.
"Uhhh, where'd he go?" She asked while pointing behind him.
"Eh probably on his lunch break, c'mon" he says and walks off all thrilled and excited. She takes one more look at the booth before she shrugs and follows her partner. They get to the entrance and hand in their tickets getting their stubs back. "I got us front row seats, so we won't miss anything!" He says excitedly like a little kid.
"Wow how generous of your friend!" She says, albeit surprised and suspicious.
"What did you forget we're like celebrities out here?" He says while holding out his arms and taking in the sights.
"Fair point…" she says as follows him towards some elevators.
"This is it we're going to go down right into the pit!" He says excitedly.
"Can I see your stubs please?" The man in the elevator says holding out his hands.
"Certainly!" Dark Pit says handing them over.
"Very good sir, your seats are three seats to the right, enjoy the show." The elevator man says while handing back two stubs.
"You bet your ass imma enjoy this, YEAH!" Dark Pit exclaimed while fist bumping the air. While Lucina just stood there and smiled awkwardly…
The thing dings a short while later and the man opens up the small gate. It was LOUD in there, the whole place was roaring with excitement. You wouldn't even be able to hear yourself think with how loud it was in there. "Shit I almost forgot here!" He says handing her the food vouchers he got. "Go get us some snacks and drinks, I'll keep the seats warm!" He said as she audibly scoffed.
"Excuse me?!" She blurts out.
"What do you need written instructions? go!" He says shoving her back in and pressing the up arrow. She tried to reach for him but the little gate closed and she started to move upwards.
"Ugh! You little… damn you!" She shouts out angrily while rattling the cage door like a caged animal. She turns to see the supposed operator huddled up in the corner with wide eyes. "What's wrong with you?" She asked a little too aggressively. As soon as the door opened he took off running like his life depended on it. "Where are you going?!" She exclaimed but he was just gone. See there was a rumor going around about an Ill tempered individual who went ballistic on the guy up front. Sure Lester can be a bit of a douche at times but the way it was handled seemed extreme and unnecessary. And well this angry lady fit the description of said individual so of course he was going to run, he wasn't paid enough to deal with that. "What's wrong with everyone today?" She says to herself with a tisk while walking up to the popcorn vendor in the middle of the large hall.
"You should have seen it dude, he had these large angry red eyes like some sort of demon!" Lester told the guy next to him, who was managing the cotton candy stand. Lester took off his glasses to wipe them when his associate stiffened up and got tense. Lester put on his crooked glasses and stared puzzled, "what are my glasses crooked again?" He says while trying to fix them, before he got this deep feeling of dread. His associate points behind him with a shaking finger and gulps audibly. He turns around and sees Lucina practically stomping her way towards them. "Ah shit it's that maniacs girlfriend…" he squealed out.
"What do we do?!" The cotton candy guy blurts out, "dammit Lester see what happens when you decide to be an ass!" He says in a shaky voice.
"Yeah, eventually you run into an even bigger ass…" Lester mumbled, before he cleared his throat nervously. How bad can she really be? Sure the guy pounded his head into the keyboard mercilessly, so how bad can she be… "j-just let me handle this" he says while he puffed up his chest to look tough. He managed to change positions with someone else so he wouldn't have to deal with this again. But wouldn't you know it he managed to plant himself in an even worse position.
"You!" Lucina called out while pointing straight at him, all the air left him and he started to panic as she marched right up to him. He screamed in a high pitched tone and took off in the opposite direction, he was not about to take any chances. "Hey! get back here!" She angrily shouts at him in a demanding tone while stomping her foot on the ground. But that only made him pick up the pace…
"I swear all you people today!" She grumbled to herself and took out a little notepad from her purse. She clicked a pen and began to scribble down something on it. Until she noticed the guy on the next stand quietly whimpering and hoping to not get noticed. "Are you gonna run too? or…" she asked, although it came out sounding like more of a command than a question.
"Yes ma'am!" He blurts out and takes off in the same direction as Lester.
"What, I…" She says but just facepalmed dramatically and just waved him off. She had enough of everyone's shenanigans for today. She wrote down that she took a large bag of popcorn and the voucher for a free bag and some money for the trouble. She was heading over towards the drinks booth when something else caught her eye. She strolls right up to another booth that had little pies on display and a wicked smile came across her face. She strolled right up to the guy with a glint in her eye.
"What would you like today, miss?" The guy says while leaning on the counter, "all sorts of selection today, but the special of the day is blueberry!" He said while she smiled wider.
"I'll have one of those, and would it be possible to have one that's hot out of the oven please?" She asked as she took out some money from her purse. Of course they didn't have a voucher for pie but the purchase was well worth it in her eyes.
"You are in luck, miss! I happened to have a few that have just finished!" He says while he goes to the back and takes a steaming lie out of the oven and places it in a little box. "There you are, enjoy!" He says handing her the box.
"Oh, you have no idea the joy this is going to bring me!" She says and hands him the money, "keep the change," she says before she quickly walks off.
*meanwhile*
Loud music began to blair around the stadium which seemed to have gotten the crowd even more pumped. "YEAAAAH!" Dark Pit cheered as some smoke started to fill the back stage it was definitely about to begin. He gets tapped on the shoulder and turns around only to be pied in the face with a hot pie. He stumbled about trying to get the hot food off his face with loud squeals. He heard laughter all around him from those who witnessed the event. He turns around angrily while taking hold of his assailant and rearing back his fist.
"Oh, I fricken DARE you!" Came the short and challenging reply from Lucina. He clears his face from all the blueberry stuffing and sees her standing there with her arms crossed and a smug look of satisfaction.
"Blue…" He breathed out slowly.
"Yeah, who's the blueberry snot head now?" She says smugly while he just exhaled through his nose.
"This isn't over…" He breathed out.
"Yeah well next time get your own stuff!" She says tossing the bag of popcorn at him. "Do I look like a maid to you?" She says before slumping down in her seat. Pittoo headed off to the washroom to clean himself shortly after. And when he returned the lights dimmed and the crowd went completely bonkers.
"Ladies and gentleman, please welcome: the giant, the terrible, the reigning champion: DOROMONGU!" The announcer called out through the loudspeakers as several spot lights came on to a figure coming through all the fog. Eventually it was revealed to be a huge bulky Goron from the zelda dimension. He had a large gut and an enormous scar going from his left shoulder down to his waist. The crowd began roaring with excitement as he walked down the aisle while edging the crowd on. He had a huge belt around his waist that he most likely has had in his possession for a long time. Like who in their right mind would want to tussle with a Goron?
"Ladies and gentlemen the challenger: the feared, the menacing KING K. ROOL!" The announcer says though the crowd was much less favorable of this individual. He was an enormously fat alligator with a literal pot of gold for a belly, and one bulging bloodshot eye. He removed his cape and tossed it aside while stomping his way towards the ring. He climbs in with the Goron who was seizing up his opponent, sure he looked bad but Doromongu spent a lot of time tussling with dodongos back home. Which is in fact where he got his scar, another reptile to add to his collection.
Dark Pit had the biggest grin on his face and when a loud buzz went off he went ape shit. Like getting to be the small child he never got to be. When the crowd reeled back at a heavy blow he cheered loudly in excitement. For the first time ever he seemed to truly be happy for once, odd that all it took was brutal live fights…
"AND WE HAVE OUR WINNER FOLKS!"
"DOROMONGU!" The announcer cried out and the stadium began to roar, Dark Pit rose from his seat cheering out loud all excited. Lucina just stared at him for a short while before shaking her head with a large smile on it, It was like being next to a rowdy toddler. The lights dim again and the crowd begins to get louder until they come back on. There was now a huge bulky man in the ring with Doromongu. He lifted his gaze so the crowd could see his face from under his cap while the crowd went wild. Dark Pit and Lucina sat there in shocked silence with their mouths hung open.
"Ladies and Gentleman, let's give a HUGE warm welcome to our next challenger, the dashing, the bulky: TERRY BOGARD!" The announcer shouts through the loudspeakers as the crowd goes into a fury of cheers.
*BUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Came a loud sound from the speakers shortly after and the large Goron wasted no time in charging at Terry. He grabbed him by the face and slammed him into the ground with his large arm. "Oooooh!" The ground cried out as the goron climbed up on the ropes to come down on the little man.
"Is this even fair?!" Lucina called out while Dark Pit just shrugged and continued to cheer.
"Eh, who gives a shit!" He retorts, "KICK HIS ASS!" He called out excitedly as Terry rolled out of way as the Goron slammed into the stage. "YAAAAAAAA!" Dark Pit shouted as Terry used the roped to get momentum to charge at the Goron. But Doromongu simply side stepped while holding out his huge arm making Terry faceplant into it.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOH!" The crowd cried out as Terry rolled on the ground holding his face.
"He's going to get killed in there!" Lucina said a little worried while Dark Pit scoffed.
"You're overreacting!" Pittoo said nonchalant. Doromongu picks up Terry off the ground and throws him at the ropes of the ring. As he is pushed back towards the goron by the ropes he throws himself at Terry slamming to the floor with his full weight on him. Making. Lucina jumped from her seat while the crowd reeled back. The referee rushes over and slides unto the floor next to them.
"1!" The crowd called out as he slammed his hand on the floor once.
"2!" The crowd continued as the referee slammed his hand down again. Before he could count to three Terry jumped from under the weight of the goron cancelling the count.
"What are you doing just stay down!" Lucina called out as she nervously tugged on her wig.
"Where's the fun in that?!" Pittoo remarks.
Terry then used the rope trick again but this time he launched himself through the air and planted both his feet on the gorons chest. The hit knocked the large goron to the floor and the crowd began to roar again. The goron then grabbed Terry by his leg and began to swing him around before launching him away. He flies out of the ring and crashes and destroys a large table in front of the duo who looked down at the man. Pittoo had a gigantic excited grin on his face, while Lucina looked genuinely worried. "Oh hey guys!" He casually greets them as if nothing had happened. "That hurt…" he says shortly after before he is grabbed again and tossed back into the ring. Doromongu then raises his hands into the air and slams his fist into an open palm. The crowd begins to cheer wildly now as it seemed he was preparing to do his special move.
"BULLDOZE!"
"BULLDOZE!"
"BULLDOZE!"
"BULLDOZE!"
"BULLDOZE!"
"BULLDOZE!"
The crowd began to cheer as the Doromongu climbed to the top of the ropes while edging the crowd on. Before he could do anything though Terry swept him off his feet and the goron slammed down into the railings. The crowd continued to roar excitedly as Terry tried to follow up but he was choke slammed into the ground. And before he could get himself up Doromongu rolled into a ball and bulldozed the man flat into the stage. Dark Pit cheered at the top of his lungs while Lucina stared horrified with her hands over her mouth. Doromongu then walks over and drops his weight on the crushed Terry as the referee rushes over.
"1!"
"2!"
"3!"
The referee then stood signaling the match over and held up Doromongu's arm into the air as the crowd cheered.
"GIVE IT UP FOR OUR CHAMPION: DOROMONGU!" The announcer shouts excitedly as the crowd began to cheer and chant loudly.
"YEEEEAAAAHHHH ASSSSS KICKED!" Pittoo exclaimed while he continued to cheer. A medical crew show up moments later and carry Terry off in a stretcher.
"And now for a special one time event before the finale, does anyone dare to enter the ring with Doromongu for 5 minutes?!" The announcer shouts as the goron gets up on the ropes edging the crowd on.
"Anyone who can last 5 minutes with this beast can take home the special gold cup, but we warned go in at your own risk, we won't be responsible if you break!" The announcer shouted at the crowd but no one dared get up from their seats and face the large goron… Except a certain dark angel who's excitement got the better of him…
Pittoo rose from his seat and rushed unto the middle and jumped into the ring.
"Hold on! What is this?! Ladies and gentlemen for the first time ever we have a VOLUNTEER CONTENDER!" The announcer shouted in excitement and the crowd began to roar.
"Pittoo you stupid idiot, what are you doing?!" Lucina shouted at him as she rose from her seat. "Get down from there this instant!" She shouted at him in a demanding tone while pointing at the floor.
"It seems the lady doesn't fancy his choice…" The announcer said as the crowd began to laugh. Dark Pit yanked the mike away from the announcer and turned to face the crowd.
"If you idiots think for a second that I'm stepping down, you got another thing coming!" He proclaimed and dropped the mike as he stood up on the rails like the goron while the crowd began to roar with excitement.
"Your funeral kid…" the announcer says before stepping out of the ring. Pittoo quickly signed his name on a clipboard and tossed it aside.
"I'm not going to tell you again, get your ASS out of that ring or I will drag you out myself!" Lucina shouted at him again but was largely ignored. She would have kept her promise but of course a large cage dropped from the ceiling and completely encased the ring trapping the dark angel in with the goron. "What are you guys doing? Get him out of there!" She exclaimed while the guy with the clipboard waved her off.
"You ain't calling the shots here lady, he is." The man tells her while motioning toward Pittoo with the clipboard.
"FINE!" she says angrily, "get killed see if I care!" She shouts at him and stomps back to her seat and angrily slumps down on it. She just crossed her arms and began to angrily grumble to herself looking pissed off.
"Laaaaadies and gentlemen, welcome our first ever volunteer contender: THE FOOLISH, THE BRAVE, KUROOOOOOOO!" The announcer bellowed while the crowd cheered with newfound excitement…
Good lord Arceus above what in the hell have they gotten themselves into… welp looks like the next time will be nothing but PAIN!
Place your bets now Bs and Gs who will come out victorious and who will find a quick ride to the hospital… heheehee.
Till next time, Toodles! (* ^∀^)ﾉｼ
Next chapter: Death Plateau…